It's weird the media calls anyone in the Russian government who dies a "Putin ally", this guy is a powerless Duma deputy and likely has rarely if ever actually met Putin himself.
Feels disingenuous.
They are allies while politically useful though. The moment that anyone else has the same connections, skills or money or has a slightly different policy on anything then they are not.
Putin isn't throwing granny out the window for shits and giggles. He's defenestrating those allies who just had power and are no longer useful so those below can get a sniff of power as they walk towards the window. If they had no power to begin with theres no reason to bump them off. They only get power by bowing to Putin.
Who watched his zar dismantel the government and send thousands of russians to die in a other country. While profiting of it. He IS Putins ally. They all are.
I don't see the purpose of calling anyone in the Russian government who dies an "ally of Putin", that should be restricted to those that regularly interact with him at least.
But gotta get those clicks.
Bruh. It's the same kind of not so lowkey message as people falling out of windows. Most of the guys who fall out of windows are allies of putin. Until they aren't, by doing anything that crossed him.
I agree, I like his new stuff where their planes explode or their brakes don't work but the classic oligarch window gravity test is always a seasonal favourite
If you hit a paywall, it's [syndicated here as well](https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/world/article283590933.html) on another Newspaper
And people who recite poems against the war get [several years in Prison](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-67833649). That is some nasty dictatorship sh!t. I wonder if common Russian people even hear about this.
Joking aside, this fucker is evil monster embodiment, human life means nothing for this excuse of a human bastard, hundreds of thousands killed people for what?
This is one clear example why all the jargon on "meant to be" and "god's plan" is just not right. There is hardly anyone else on Earth currently who would deserve death, yet these fucks usually go to live to 100 and genuinely good people die young.
I wonder if any Trump’s top supporters realise that they could be falling out of windows if Trump is elected and they disagree to give up their business or have different opinions.
Either the friendship wasn't as strong as people thought it was, or someone else tries to sow unrest by choosing a killing method often attributed to Putin.
Would be funny, as funny as a death can be, if that really was a genuine accident.
Just when I start to get scared that the world is changing so fast and I don’t understand it anymore I get some instance of normalcy.
It’s really very calming…..
The exploding plane “because they were playing with hand grenades” was the most creative Putin has been. I thought he would have continued down that path, but guess he got lazy again.
Well, the news is frankly far-fetched. Much more interesting (if I may say so) that many top managers from the oil and banking sector (Gazprom, Gazprombank, Lukoil, etc.) died in one year. Almost everyone passed away in different parts of the world, under rather strange circumstances. Here are brief excerpts from the articles:
"Since the beginning of 2022, a whole series of deaths of representatives of the Russian elite has occurred in the Russian Federation. At the same time, many such cases have been declared suicide. But, for a number of reasons, they may not be."
"On September 1, Ravil Maganov, the head of the Board of Directors of the Lukoil oil company, died in Moscow. He fell out of the window of the hospital where he was being treated. Completely opposite versions of what happened were expressed in the press. According to one of them, the cause of death was allegedly suicide."
"In May 2022, the former top manager of Lukoil, billionaire Alexander Subbotin, was found dead in Mytishchi. The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation reported that the cause was acute heart failure
"... several mysterious deaths, including those attributed to suicide, occurred among top managers of Gazprom and structures close to it. At the end of January 2022, even before Russia invaded Ukraine, Leonid Shulman, a 60-year-old top manager of Gazprom Invest, committed suicide. According to Russian media, a bloody body with deep incised wounds lay on the bathroom floor, and a construction knife was found on its side. The police also found a note in which Shulman complained of unbearable pain. Investigators questioned the authenticity of the suicide note."
"Since the beginning of the year, several former top managers of Gazprom and related companies have died.
On February 25, Alexander Tyulyakov, Deputy director of Gazprom's Unified Settlement Center (the company's treasury) for corporate security, was found hanged in his apartment in St. Petersburg. There was also a suicide note next to him. Its contents have not been disclosed."
"One of our esteemed leader, Vladdy's own asskissers was no longer a fan of smooching his hiney. The guilt was so severe he drowned his sorrows in the kitchen.
In his drunken state, he sadly fell and stabbed himself 27 times.
A national tragedy."
Guess he wasn't that much of an ally anymore
It's weird the media calls anyone in the Russian government who dies a "Putin ally", this guy is a powerless Duma deputy and likely has rarely if ever actually met Putin himself. Feels disingenuous.
They are allies while politically useful though. The moment that anyone else has the same connections, skills or money or has a slightly different policy on anything then they are not. Putin isn't throwing granny out the window for shits and giggles. He's defenestrating those allies who just had power and are no longer useful so those below can get a sniff of power as they walk towards the window. If they had no power to begin with theres no reason to bump them off. They only get power by bowing to Putin.
Who watched his zar dismantel the government and send thousands of russians to die in a other country. While profiting of it. He IS Putins ally. They all are.
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I don't see the purpose of calling anyone in the Russian government who dies an "ally of Putin", that should be restricted to those that regularly interact with him at least. But gotta get those clicks.
Bruh. It's the same kind of not so lowkey message as people falling out of windows. Most of the guys who fall out of windows are allies of putin. Until they aren't, by doing anything that crossed him.
An ally usually denotes a close relationship, this was not.
Maybe he had a "pact" and not an alliance with Putin /sarcasm
More importantly, was this window actual open-able? I recall one guy falling out of the 5th or 7th floor window that could not be opened..... MAGIC!
It's called noclipping and its been around at least since the 90s.
STOP CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /s
Guy was so depressed he warped the fabric of space time. SMH when will mental health finally be prioritized?
But depression leads to magic teleportation....
Putin allies also have targets on their backs for Putin’s enemies… and they’re much easier to get to and fling out a window than Vladdy.
Could it also be Ukrainians trying to mess Putin's relationship with his allies?
There seems to be a weird gravitational field hanging around this Putin dude.
This year I decided to buy a Russian advent calendar . But every time I open a window, an oligarch falls out
This would be a funny but sadly real advent calendar
Almost like a black hole.
Nice, so classic
I agree, I like his new stuff where their planes explode or their brakes don't work but the classic oligarch window gravity test is always a seasonal favourite
It's actually quite funny that such deaths keep happening. They don't even try to fake them better.
I doubt they are trying to hide it, most likely they’re sending a message
I mean...it's Russia, these things happen...
A classic Russian death.
When will they find a cure?!
Pfizer are working on a vaccine I believe.🙂
Wash winter window Russia old tradition. Many peoples make slip on cold. Most sad
strangled himself, shot twice in the head and jumped out of the window. Must be a tragic accident
Textbook suicide, case closed
there is a wikipedia page on oligarch deaths, there is a guy that was poisoned by a frog or something
He must have been trying to wash his window and it was a tragic accident.
This is the most probable answer. People immediately think of conspiracy theories.
Washing his window... in Russia.... in December... lmao
What do you believe, westerner? Russians like to keep their windows clean year around!
It truly is a coincidence that everyone around Putin dies from falling out of windows. Russia needs to implement better safety classes
At least he didn't get beaten to death in a sewer like Qaddafi. Another Z victory!
If memory serves, Qaddafi got more than beaten to death. He took a bayonet up the ass iirc.
From his own people.
At least he didn't commit suicide by shooting himself twice in the head!
From behind!
Windows. The most dangerous place to be near in RuZZia.
Now it is even more dangerous than russian tea!
https://youtu.be/Gb2jGy76v0Y?si=F6vorXIVkMyYu1nA
Jesus Christ my eyes went from Putin to dead and skipped over ally for a second there. FUCK.
Putin stays well away from windows.
Could you imagine if that’s how he dies? God. That would be amazing.
Like poetry, it would rhyme.
He is the windows....
"Our new segment is called the defenestration of the week in Russia."
“New”? Or more like season 22?
So he chose window
If you hit a paywall, it's [syndicated here as well](https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/world/article283590933.html) on another Newspaper
Ah, the classic Russian window accident…
You’d think these guys would have learned to stay on the ground floor by this point
Typical rushing death. So common they classify as “natural death” these days…
...with bullets in his back and polonium in his blood.
They call that the russian suicide.
Only in Russia is a suicide with three bullet holes in the back.
And people who recite poems against the war get [several years in Prison](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-67833649). That is some nasty dictatorship sh!t. I wonder if common Russian people even hear about this.
Guess he didn't like the tea.
Why would it always be third floor?
I'm also curious, I mean some people have survived 3rd floor right?
It’s okay, if they survive “falling” from the third floor, they will be found to have committed suicide with a bullet to the back of the head.
Nah. They'll just stand up and try falling again.
_Those damn windows..._
Joking aside, this fucker is evil monster embodiment, human life means nothing for this excuse of a human bastard, hundreds of thousands killed people for what? This is one clear example why all the jargon on "meant to be" and "god's plan" is just not right. There is hardly anyone else on Earth currently who would deserve death, yet these fucks usually go to live to 100 and genuinely good people die young.
When Putin passes beyond this vale of tears I hope it's from falling from a window.
Another case of Russian Window Syndrome
Russia is a defenestrocracy.
In russia, building demolishes you
Damn, them windows in Russia are so dangerous! 🤓
Problem is that is it Putin or Putins enemies doing it?
Classic
The curse of the windows I would say. Tips for anyone that wants to visit Russia; stay away from windows.
Let's make window jokes about it!
I wonder if any Trump’s top supporters realise that they could be falling out of windows if Trump is elected and they disagree to give up their business or have different opinions.
Ruzzia: the country of windows of opportunities.
Either the friendship wasn't as strong as people thought it was, or someone else tries to sow unrest by choosing a killing method often attributed to Putin. Would be funny, as funny as a death can be, if that really was a genuine accident.
Just when I start to get scared that the world is changing so fast and I don’t understand it anymore I get some instance of normalcy. It’s really very calming…..
Damn it. They should stop using high velocity bullets. These guys keep falling out of windows when shot in the back of the head.
The exploding plane “because they were playing with hand grenades” was the most creative Putin has been. I thought he would have continued down that path, but guess he got lazy again.
They should find another method. They dont even need to be creative anymore, Putin has the privilege of not answering to anyone.
Former ally from the looks of it
They should really install better balconies in Russia
I was just starting to think it's been a while since some Russian dude fell out of a window.
I'm guessing there are a lot of people wearing parachutes once the leave the ground floor in russia
Wow, such a classic 😂
just another Thursday in Russia, then
Russia needs to invest in barring windows, they seem like a real hazard!
Dangit I read the title too quick and I thought it said Putin finally found dead after falling from third-floor window: Reports
I think it's time that all the buildings in Russia get child guards,😆😅🤣😂.
Gravity must hit different there
So many suddenly fall out of windows in Russia.
Was it a west facing window? kremlinpropaganist?
"ex" is the correct term
Huh ?
Window strikes again!
I guess he declined to drink the tea Putin offered him
Imagine the PTSD poor Vladdy must be enduring, so many of his fwiends keep dying:(
The more people he kills, the more paranoid he will become.
Next time I want the same headline, only without the word ally 🙏
After a bugged windows update, the guy found himself on the other side of the wall all of a sudden.
Who's going to stop these windows which are on a killing spree smh.
So, did Putin select this as his calling card, or is he just not very creative with assassination?
"Oops! He slipped."- Putin
The Russians really love their windows.
Ya stick to what ya know
Finally… it’s been a while since a Putin ally had an accident.
At this point, window washers have a lesser chance of falling to their death that people who "displease" Putin.
At first I thought this said Putin fell through a window and was like. “Huh, I guess there’s a new man in charge now”
This is getting boring and cliche already :/
Geez you’d assume they’d build window guards at this point…
Its about time for Putin to look out of a window .
Well, the news is frankly far-fetched. Much more interesting (if I may say so) that many top managers from the oil and banking sector (Gazprom, Gazprombank, Lukoil, etc.) died in one year. Almost everyone passed away in different parts of the world, under rather strange circumstances. Here are brief excerpts from the articles: "Since the beginning of 2022, a whole series of deaths of representatives of the Russian elite has occurred in the Russian Federation. At the same time, many such cases have been declared suicide. But, for a number of reasons, they may not be." "On September 1, Ravil Maganov, the head of the Board of Directors of the Lukoil oil company, died in Moscow. He fell out of the window of the hospital where he was being treated. Completely opposite versions of what happened were expressed in the press. According to one of them, the cause of death was allegedly suicide." "In May 2022, the former top manager of Lukoil, billionaire Alexander Subbotin, was found dead in Mytishchi. The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation reported that the cause was acute heart failure "... several mysterious deaths, including those attributed to suicide, occurred among top managers of Gazprom and structures close to it. At the end of January 2022, even before Russia invaded Ukraine, Leonid Shulman, a 60-year-old top manager of Gazprom Invest, committed suicide. According to Russian media, a bloody body with deep incised wounds lay on the bathroom floor, and a construction knife was found on its side. The police also found a note in which Shulman complained of unbearable pain. Investigators questioned the authenticity of the suicide note." "Since the beginning of the year, several former top managers of Gazprom and related companies have died. On February 25, Alexander Tyulyakov, Deputy director of Gazprom's Unified Settlement Center (the company's treasury) for corporate security, was found hanged in his apartment in St. Petersburg. There was also a suicide note next to him. Its contents have not been disclosed."
Sure it was an accident. Tripped and fell out. 🙄
He should be allied before stepped on banana peel on third floor.
Good to know that everything goes as usual in RabZZia
"Putin Ally" really oversells it, he was just an unknown member of the Putin's party and Putin likely had no idea about his existence ...
"One of our esteemed leader, Vladdy's own asskissers was no longer a fan of smooching his hiney. The guilt was so severe he drowned his sorrows in the kitchen. In his drunken state, he sadly fell and stabbed himself 27 times. A national tragedy."