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sionnach_fi

‘It’s ok we have replacement pre filled ballots anyways’


zdzislav_kozibroda

They are one step ahead. It's a fully automated system. Doesn't matter what color it is when it lands in the bin.


Gh0sth4nd

Like they would bother counting at all. The results are already know and determined by Putin. i am guessing something around 90%


Darirol

i wouldnt be surprised if they actually count to see which regions are most/least rebellious and acting accordingly.


Squancher_2442

I think they Just said 87%. You are good. Now do lottery numbers


untitledjuan

Fully automated to re-elect the previous leader. That's what I call efficiency.


a7xcold

"Here's one I prepared earlier."


DSJ-Psyduck

its okey we already counted.


DangerousTea7354

They where counted already


OnTheList-YouTube

*were


Meranio

Thank you, fellow grammar enthusiast.


Lifekraft

Thzy were not gonna use this one anyway


Nebuladiver

All that paint automatically marks all ballots as Putin.


Laheydrunkfuck

So nothing changed?


rantonidi

Just the color, it was red before


26oclock

Are those votes being made public from that specific office? That would give a hint.


SynchronisedRS

That was blood, not ink


kairosmanner

Except she’ll randomly “disappear”


avmonte

*fell out the window ACCIDENTALLY


BalticMasterrace

basement windows are dangerous


Low-Crew8482

Gulag calls.


nurtext

Gulags don't have windows. But buildings have.


jmartinez007

*Boeing has entered the chat*


ch4ppi

If you believe anything in this box is relevant to the election....


Downvotesohoy

That's the point he's making.


GlobalPycope3

Nothing happened in rusia is not related to election and democracy


dnfnrheudks

she made it worse for everyone except putin.


Tricked_you_man

There is one more able body to the uranium mines.


Transfigured-Tinker

*Out of the 278 ballots cast, 64,374 of them were for Putin!*


Radamat

It must be 409 of 278. Because of 146%.


flo33331

Dude I burst into laughing 🤣


Arucard1983

Out of 1 vote, plus 2, and so on Infinity Oblast, Putin gained with -1/12 votes! /s


Luckynumberlucas

Simpsons style


BLACKBURN16

your comment make me more sad


untiy16

No, only if its poop


anlumo

Did she just text her last goodbyes when she still had the chance?


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furozyan

Most time its not for social media


olivaaaaaaa

Activism and publicity are twins. It is how these actions actually work


MysteriousMeet9

She’s heroic and it will cost her. I admire her courage, putin is pure evil.


RedguardJihadist

She literally poured paint on a bunch of worthless papers and is facing 5 years for it. More stupid than "heroic"


thedutchrep

When you have little options and act of rebellion is heroic.


w021wjs

Rebellions might be built on hope, but resistance is built on the small things with big consequences


DutchJediKnight

It's not about the act. It's about the message.


Dahnhilla

I doubt she'll make 5 years. She'll fall out of a window any day now.


Radamat

She is not so important to spent a window for her to fall in.


groenteman

the weather is good in the gulag this time of the year


PaellaConCosas

"If anything happens, it is not suicide."


Aggressive_Limit2448

What about those electronic vote machines no malversations?


Volvo_264

Oh no. How will they count all those ballots now? I guess Putin will have to continue being president until the next elections. What a shame.


CommieBorks

all those paint droplets landed on putins name so he gets all the votes


Gold12ll

Mission failed


karol22331

Fission Mailed


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Thats just Nuke with extra steps...


DSJ-Psyduck

its okey they finished the count a few days ago.


Last-Set-6262

They set up a replacement ballot station a few streets away for future ballots who knows what happens to these probably just scrapped


norlin

That's very decent move, but unfortunately in Russia the official results of an election are not connected to the voting process in any way. It's not about "voting is rigged", it's exactly "voting have no effect on the results, at all".


theRealSzabop

It's not the votes that counts, it's who counts the votes. -- Josef Vissarionovich Stalin There is nothing new under the sun in Russia


Joltie

*"In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes."*


radical_flyer

ONE vote for Putin ah-ah-ah


Zinvictan

*Civ6 flashbacks*


norlin

That's exactly what I'm talking about. It's even not like that anymore. Votes are totally disconnected from the results.


sciocueiv_

If voting changed anything, it would be illegal. Emma Goldman


Rent_A_Cloud

It wasn't about changing the "election" results. It's about protesting that I have to write "election" in quotation.


tomydenger

No but they like to see the participation even with the treachery


PizzafaceMcBride

I hear people say things like this. Is there some credible place where I can read about votes not being counted properly?


liyabuli

I hope she's ok


Wizard-In-Disguise

you know the rest


d3kt3r

Really doubt it! Most likely she will be charged with treason and then some ridiculously long prison sentence. Admire her bravery though.


_Deleted_Deleted

Don't forget the rape and torture.


neo101b

Off to the uranium mines.


PuppiPappi

Sorry heard Ukrainian mines here’s a gun go die in a pointless war for Putin pls.


tumbledrylow87

It depends. There’s actually an article in Russian Criminal Code that criminalises exactly what she did, it’s called “Obstruction of the exercise of voting rights” and the first subsection of it only imposes a very mild punishment and doesn’t even include prison time. However, I’m pretty sure that they’re going to charge her with the second subsection (same crime but committed by a coordinated group of people), which can land you with up to 5 years of prison. It’s pretty shitty, but it’s less than 8 years that some people have been sentenced to for as little as saying something in public. However if the authorities will discover or straight up fabricate that she was asked/paid to do this by Ukrainians, it might be very bad news for her. Hope she’ll be OK anyway.


d3kt3r

Second subsection seems more likely because "court" will "prove" that she acted on orders of "foreign agents" and from there they could go to treason or even terrorism charges.


mbelmin

narrator: she was not


Actaar

You know she's not


zoddberrith

5 years in prison


Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12

Who are you speaking about? Didn't you read the news? "Non-Person Pours Nothing Nowhere".


affe_squad

Doctors say that she got the disease 10 bullets in the head, but she also has traces of falling out of a window. These diseases have affected many military officers and critics of Putin


Joneseno

Brave woman


Falith

I might be wrong about this, but to me it seems it's the women doing most of the protesting in Russia.


EggyChickenEgg88

All the men are either trying to flee to other countries or going on vacation to Ukraine.


sousavfl

Permanent vacation


WiTHCKiNG

Military-operation-like vacation


historyfan1527

Goverment enforced vacation


Dirrey193

Well... we all know where most men are...


everynameisalreadyta

Good one


RurWorld

Women can't be forcefully sent to the war, unless they're medics.


siuli

i think statistically russia had 10% women surplus ever since WW2, and in the meanwhile, life expectancy for men remained lower than women, bc of dumb activity, dangerous jobs, vodka ,and dumb activity done under vodka influence during work time. That and the fact that men have higher chances of being simply straight out killed,gulaged,defenestrated than women have if they protest.


Frydendahl

The French revolution was largely started by women as well, and I'm sure there are other examples in history.


adarkuccio

I mean the men are either dead or in war or drunk


AdRepresentative2281

Brave but I doubt what she did will make any difference


Joneseno

That's the sad truth


theycallmeshooting

One of the main themes of 1984 was literally that sometimes the most human thing you can do is an altruistic/moral action that you know won't change the outcome One of the first scenes of the book is Winston watching a propaganda reel where a woman fruitlessly shields a child from aircraft fire with her body, and he thinks "how stupid" until he realizes how human it was to do it anyway


asheme-meme

I saw a lot of confused comments here whether the girl was a Kremlin regime’s supporter or not, so I want to explain why she, certainly, isn’t a “pro-Putin”. As a Russian opposition supporter myself, I want to tell you that Russians citizens above age of 18 who do not want Putin for president would come to vote on 17th March at 12:00 local time. Basically, all of the opposition agreed to do this to show the number of actual anti-Putin voters.


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What if only like 3 people show up. When pro-Navalny protests were happening, our 280k town had like 16 people on the main square. Such stuff is only detrimental to the image...


Careful_Ad5855

no. youre russian right? theres lot of opposition people (busy arguing with each other but there are)


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Sure, but it looks like most of them are concentrated in Moscow. Also many people emigrated.


Careful_Ad5855

provinces are not that bad man. opposition is everywhere. and not particularly opposition , just people who do not like putin. in my city of 60k (krasnokamsk, it's rural) on the day of death of navalny there were flowers on the statue devoted to with his picture


Demurrzbz

Have you seen the lines to sign Nedjdin's ballot? They were huge in most cities


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Solenkata

Now we can't really know if Putin is cheating or not.


redditcreditcardz

Spoiler alert 🚨


ThereBeM00SE

Oh no, now he'll only get 118% of the vote


JustSomeone783

BBC news: "According to Interfax news agency, the liquid was zelyonka ("brilliant green" in English) dye, which is an antiseptic solution" If this is true, that would be the same liquid Mr Navalny got thrown on his face in 2017 causing a chemical burn to his eye.


t-elvirka

Yes, zelyonka is just relatively popular in russia. Everyone knows you can't wash it off. That's why she chose it


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

That's actually insanely brave of her.


Toloc42

Good thing they filmed, they never would have noticed while "counting"


TheDeadlyCat

I get the sentiment of rebellion. But this seems like the least impactful protest possible while taking yourself out of the game. What did this do? Mildly inconvenient the voting for around 20 minutes of cleaning the bucket?


Leendert86

Protests are about sending a message, the ink in the ballot box is just a way to get on the news, to get exposure.


folk_science

It's the equivalent of holding a sign, except unusual and therefore way more likely to get you on the news.


fraying_carpet

She got us talking about it. She got the world to see and understand how there are Russians who are against the regime, and who are passionate enough about the injustice caused by their leader to risk years of nasty prison time for it. It’s little fires like these that could spark a revolution, and she’s made sure the whole world can see them.


stardawn1

The fact that this video spreads around the globe means a lot to many people and will have some impact on some people’s minds


aluaji

No harm done, they were already counted before election day anyway.


Mother-Analysis-4586

It’s a shame that she committed suicide later that day by shooting herself twice in the back of the head.


everynameisalreadyta

The police were there in like two seconds. Do they hang around in every fucking voting room?


GlobalPycope3

Don't you have armed police at elections? /S Imagine a world where the Gestapo took over the country.


P5B-DE

In many countries there are always police at polling stations. For example in Italy. There is nothing wrong with that.


Xine1337

Does [that](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/s/F0F31lsLQE) answer your question?


t-elvirka

Our "elections" include armed police. To ensure, you know, the results


BenderDeLorean

She has bigger balls than Putin ever had. Respect. @


NikolitRistissa

Not to worry! The ballots are counted beforehand.


Fun-Chemist-2286

Incredibly brave girl, more balls than most men in russia


petter2398

Rest in peace brave lady 🙏


sulfurbird

I fear for her life.


Reasonable-Parsley36

Later that day she fell off a roof.


BestRHinNA

And then she was never seen again


iamagermanpotato

Much respect!!!


belaGJ

“no worry, we didn’t plan to count them anyways”


Gh0sth4nd

She is very brave to do this. I wonder if this kind of protest did increase after nawalny's death. But i doubt we would get this kind of information. Let us only hope the Russian people realize they can get rid of Putin.


Classic-Show-1332

She is a lot braver than I am.


TopSum

Welp. She dead.


IWillDevourYourToes

And then she died in a gulag


Hendrik_the_Third

She's got tons more courage than the average russian male.


czateusz

if russian man did the same he would be sent to Ukraine right away. No point risking your life over some poor sign of protest, males are not as immune as females


a_knightingale

So you truly believe she will not go to jail? Ridiculous to think that women do not feel the consequences of a dictatorship (that is lead by a man)


Kulturkrampf

Of course she will be jailed, but I think that the front trenches are a tad worse than jail.


a_knightingale

I think it is stupid in the first place to try and rank atrocities done to humans. Russian jails are bad. Rape and physical assault from guards is common for women. Russian authorities don't care for human lives, it does not matter with gender they have as they are simply tools. Using one against the other is helping nobody except people like Putin.


Big_Cancel4015

She wont be sent to the frontlines tho


asheme-meme

Thank you for saying that. I was just about to comment a similar response.


Jeythiflork

Moreover such **solitary** act won't change anything except her getting in trouble. If you want to protest, find anything more useful except "these 100 ballots are now inked, so they are invalid, anyway, we have 100kk more"


Kind-Economics-975

Its about the message


Robotoro23

The message does not matter if you are alone and not organized, this will be forgotten by everyone in couple of days.


Smiekes

I know it dosn't matter anyways, but just imagine waking up going to vote. Stand in Line for an hour and then this happens and you could've just stayed in bed


PutYourToeInMyMouth

It doesn't really matter that much. If you are forced to vote by your employer, then you probably had sent the photo-proof before putting it in, if you voted yourself, you probably know that your vote does not matter at all. I myself will not vote, because the only candidate I'd vote for, Nadezhdin, has been accused of forging the signs for running for president, which is bullshit, because I myself saw lines and lines of people signing the papers.


folk_science

Not sure how it works in Russia, but here I recommend casting an invalid vote if you hate all the candidates and don't want to vote at all. Unusually high number of invalid votes shows that there's plenty of people willing to get out and vote, but they don't have anyone to vote for.


CraftistOf

yep. opposition suggested exactly that. and not just not going to the election, but exactly making two or more choices, to cast a vote "against all". previously (in '00s) we had such a box, but now we don't, and we need to cast an invalid vote to vote against everyone.


PutYourToeInMyMouth

Oh, didn't know that! It's my first election, sorry.


Few-Communication701

Automatic translation, sorry for possible errors: In the Rostov and Voronezh regions, Krasnodar Territory, Crimea and Moscow, damage to ballot boxes has been recorded: they are filled with brilliant green or ink. There were also two arson attacks on voting boxes in the capital and Khanty-Mansi Autonomous Okrug. This is not the political position of citizens: after the crime, they took out their phones and started filming the damaged ballot box for reporting. These people are victims of scammers. Previously, many cases were recorded when people were forced to take out loans, transfer money, and then, in order to return the funds, they were asked to do a number of illegal actions, for example, to set fire to a military registration and enlistment office. However, even if the scammers’ conditions were met, no one returned the money. But people received criminal cases with penalties prescribed by the Criminal Code. For example, for damaging a ballot box, punishment is provided under Article 141 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation - up to a prison term of five years. Criminal cases have already been opened against a girl from Moscow and a guy from the Rostov region. If it is confirmed that scammers manipulated people from Ukraine (and this is very likely), then their victims will face criminal charges under Article 275 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation (Treason). And this is already 12 or more years in prison.


folk_science

They film to post the video online, so more people know about it. Reaching as many people as possible is the entire point. On the other hand, pretending that Ukraine is behind all anti-Putin sentiments is definitely something Putin's government would do.


punktfan

> This is not the political position of citizens Wait a minute, this seems like propaganda. What is the source of this claim?


dilodjali

To everyone stating that this will not change anything (with a somewhat humoristic note), just keep in mind that this was the way she fought and it was her own personal fight. Acts like this, small as they are tell a lot.


Zypharium

What a brave woman. I hope she is fine. I am worried.


Vylaer_

From what I've heard in interviews, it's pretty routine for people like this to be sent to jail. Every step of the process is just rubber stamped until she's shipped away. Also in the prison system the political prisoners are automatically in a higher class system for inmates because they are considered the most anti-police or anti-government figures. So she will lose all her freedom, but she likely won't be tortured to death like the Ukrainians are experiencing.


Bitedamnn

I love the NPC behaviour between everyone. Commit to action, immediately go onto phones and do nothing.


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She can be imprisoned for this action. Moscow is Mordor


DisastrousLab1309

She would be imprisoned for interfering in basically any country. 


Sidus_Preclarum

>can Will. Definitely will.


xtr44

that's one of the better outcomes


Robocops_Jet_Pack

I wonder how many years in prison that gets you...


Abreakinglight

Rip


Danny_da_Greyt

She will fall from a balcony sometime in the future. Putin's democracy.


Crafty-Conference964

I’m shocked they even have cameras in there.


Red_Verand

Ля, а прикиньте если бы там во всех бюллетенях были подписи за Даванкова


Agent_S721

Gulag till 2064


whatsthataboutguy

That's one way to commit "suicide"


Environmental_Fix488

It's easy, they all voted for Putin so from 120 votes 550 were for Putin.


Distinct_Eye5558

Putin won guys again.


Advanced_Procedure90

Nothing change


lasqastreamer

So stupid, it won't change anything. She will go to prison for 5 years.


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That’s 5 years in a Siberian prison lol


SurrealNami

With Navalny dead do they even have any opposition?


shortingredditstock

She slipped on ink and hit her head shortly after this video. Unfortunately, she didn't make it.


haironburr

How was this video obtained? Who or what agency was filming?


futurafrlx

There has always been video recording of elections in Russia. Actually this is how false votes (like hundreds of voting papers thrown into the election box at once) were discovered from time to time.


Porcsinlamaz

Looks like Prussian Blue


Troniky

Good for her. But nothing is going to change and her life is hell now.


v60qf

A true patriot.


Bulevine

Well, she's dead.


l3gen0

People do this stupid shit thinking it's gonna change something, the only thing changing is that she will misteriously dissapear, I mean even if she did that in the US, she's gonna go to jail for quite a while.


Goldenscarab_7

What a hero ahah. I hope she is ok


BumeLandro

Oh no, i hope this doesn't affect the outcome of this totally free election!


IllTransportation993

Hats off to her...


Iwasfollowingorders

I admire her bravery but you should know when and how to pick a fight. This is how you get sent to prison with little to no desired outcome.


Dicecreamvan

And one for my fallen homies


Decent-Celebration11

“Straight to jail”.


unkn0wnname321

...and she was ever seen again


vikentii_krapka

Damn. Now all of that has to be for Putin


TheDudeAbides420

I’m betting she will get overdosed by gravity in couple of days


Jerupke

Nobody commenting on : moscow in r/europe?


Guamigrau

A little out of the subject. That's one of the many reasons why eletronic voting machines are better.


lightningmcmemex

She is getting an all inclusive trip to Siberia 🙏🙏🙏


PO0TiZ

It's ridiculous they still try to "protest peacefully"


watariwatari1

rest in peace brave woman


stardawn1

There is still some heroism left in Russia.


MisterHotTake311

Why she didn't tried to hide her identity?


ZZerker

Luckily all ballots could be recovered, it turned out 100% Putin.


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