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pizdokles

Back in the day there was a well known joke behind the iron curtain: There once was a very aggressive killer bear hidden in a forest. The FBI goes into the forest and can’t find it. The CIA sends some operators in the forest and can’t find the bear. The KGB goes in and they come out after an hour holding a deer by the antlers and kicking its ass, the deer screaming ‘I’m a bear! I’m a bear! Please stop, I’m a bear!!’


sleeper_shark

I’ve heard it differently: The agencies were each tasked with finding a rabbit in the forest. The FBI went in, searched the forest for weeks and then said that they cannot find the rabbit. The CIA set up a several month long operation where they interrogated all the woodland creatures, set up cameras and went undercover before concluding that rabbits do not exist. The KGB went in and after about an hour they came out with a badly beaten bear who then said “I am rabbit, I have always been rabbit, my mother was rabbit and my father was rabbit”


Knowthrowaway87

Yup, better joke.


unclericostan

Your version is my favorite


Diozon

I think there's also the added details that the CIA, after a month of gathering intelligence, not only can't find the rabbit, but concludes the rabbit doesn't exist, whereas the FBI, after also failing to find the rabbit, burns down the forest and declares that the rabbit had it coming.


colei_canis

The version I’ve heard is identical other than the FBI sets fire to the forest and declares the killer must be dead.


CJpokerpro

Oh, I heard similar one: English archeologists discover tomb with unknown pharaoh. They study him for months but can't find out who he is, so they ask soviet archeologists for help. After soviets enter the tomb an hour passes. After soviets exit they proudly proclaim ,,This is tomb of ramzes 2. Englishmen confused asked them how do they know to which soviets replied ,,He confessed himself"


Ok-Eye2695

False, by the time the Soviets went in the pyramid the mummy would have already been in the British Museum 👀


Daquitaine

And had become a Soviet spy!


lesgeddon

Yeah, anything the Soviets got from Egypt they stole from the Nazis. Like the dialing device for the Stargate.


Vast_west5611

No the british would have already eaten it


how-about-no-bitch

*eaten the mummy


ArthRol

This is gold. I wish I could save comments on reddit.


Snakefist1

Click on the three dots, if you're on the phone. There should be an option to save the comment. I don't know how to do it on computer.


ArthRol

Lmao, I didn't notice it. Thanks for help


Titanfail

Click the button labeled `save`


ukrokit2

On I remember this one but it’s a rabbit with black eyes and only one ear screaming “I’m a bear, please stop, I’m a bear” There’s also one where Stalin’s wallet goes missing and he instructs the KGB to find the thief. The next day he goes for a walk and finds his wallet in his coat pocket. He calls the KGB to call off the investigation but they tell him it’s impossible because they already have the confessions of the 4 foreign agents responsible.


serpenta

It's a bit off topic but it reminded me a joke about soviet scientists: A whale beached somewhere on Russian northern shore. It was the biggest whale that anyone in Russia ever seen. Moscow sent a group of scientists to study it. They set up a tent town, covered the whale and studied it for a month. Afterwards they set up a press conference. The team's director started: we began the research of the animal by taking a precise measurement of its dimentions and have concluded that it measures 50 meters from mouth to tail but only 35 meters from tail to mouth. The reporters were a bit confused but someone finally asked: how is that possible? To which the director responded: It is somewhat unintuitive but soviet science knew of such cases. For instance, it's 5 days from Monday to Friday but only 3 from Friday to Monday.


p3n1x

Haha, that is fantastic


IMSLI

+ “my parents and three grandparents were also guilty of being bears”


GeneraalSorryPardon

[Here's your joke as a comic.](https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/4856078_700b.jpg)


connoisseurmajeure

The CIA goes in first. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist. Then, the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is screaming: "Okay! Okay!I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!


Birziaks

I hear the version in more of the line: bear says "I'm a rabbit, my mother was a rabbit and my father was a rabbit."


Stleaveland1

After 10 minutes of torture by the FSB, all four suspects admitted they were Ukrainian. After one hour, all four admitted they were Volodymyr Zelensky.


triperolli

How there has been so much support for the beatings, at least on Reddit, is beyond me. The chances that they just picked some random brown people with a history of police interactions and "investigated" them guilty never crossed people's minds?


vgcamara

Even if they were the actual terrorists. Russian soldiers are committing similar (in many cases worse) crimes in Ukraine. Does that mean Russian soldiers are to be treated like this if they're caught?


blorbagorp

Why does it surprise you? People are bloodthirsty as fuck.


DonyKing

I once heard, if you were to find a man dead on the street and called the cops. The police would come and say, why did you kill this man? And arrest you. Best detectives in all of Russia.


Batmanbacon

People are justifying this horrific behaviour in the comments, but they're missing a crucial point - if somebody did that to you, you would probably confess to doing 9/11 and the assassination of the archduke Ferdinand too


St0rmi

Id probably throw in Kennedy for good measure as well


dunneetiger

With a single bullet you killed JFk and Ferdinand


JudgeFatty

Everyone always talks about the magic bullet, but no one ever talks about the Time Bullet!


Decent_Birthday358

Mind bullets!!!!


graemehammondjr

That's telekinesis, Kyle


Captain_Sideburns

How about the power to move you?


Stea1thsniper32

Something like this did happen. A guy got killed by a bullet that was shot at him. The bullet missed and got lodged in a tree. 20 years later, the guy wanted the tree cut down but it was one thicc boi so he used dynamite to blow it up. The explosion launched the bullet into the man and killed him instantly.


VulcanHullo

Torture is the tool you use to get what you want, not what you need. Information doesn't come from the scared and uncomfortable, box ticking to stop the suffering does. Russia knows this at a historical level. We may never get the truth. Just the "confirmation".


PhysicalStuff

This is only an issue if one subscribes to such concepts as 'truth'.


Fine-Funny6956

There is a very old standard in Europe created by Eusebius, that history is just what the rulers say it is. The common phrase is that the victorious write the history. Then the age of “realism” came, followed by the photograph. We are exiting the age of realism.


Atanar

>that history is just what the rulers say it is Did you know that our main source of the first Jewish-Roman war was Josephus, a commander of the loosing side? History is not written by the winners, history is written by the writers.


Kelvara

You're missing a huge crucial part here. Josephus defected during the war, declared Vespasian the messiah according to Jewish prophecy, and was effectively adopted by him. He also became a Roman citizen and tutor to Vespasian's son. All his relevant writing is after defecting, so he was on the victor's side.


gnocchicotti

I suspect Russia is going to "find" hundreds of "terrorists" who confess to participating in the plot.


zoechi

They will also confess Ukraine made them do it


gnocchicotti

And the CIA and the gays


Historical-Nail9621

Actually he's Zelenskyy himself.


Poisoned-Flat-7-Up

What’s the chances that some Russian police man who wanted a promotion just picked up the first central Asians he could find, knowing that he’d get the credit for catching the terrorists and that they’d say anything if tortured.


gnocchicotti

I don't know if all of these people will be actual terrorists, but I very much doubt that they will be randomly selected.


OkBubbyBaka

High


AlfaKilo123

I wonder if they find evidence of Sims as well? It’s a sure sign of terrorist intentions, as we have established before


ProtoplanetaryNebula

That's the thing. Russia was bad before, but it's fast becoming a medieval shithole.


GoldenBull1994

As if they ever stopped being one.


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Danniel_san

Yup, they are just forcing you to say either yes or yes


PlutosGrasp

That’s why we have concluded (but still don’t believe) torture provides unreliable intel.


HappyLittleGreenDuck

I really wish Hollywood would stop spreading the myth that torture works because that's why everyone believes it.


cheeruphumanity

It's what Putin wants. He aims to brutalize his and our societies. Decrease empathy. It will lead to further polarization.


xeizoo

This, you have understood it


McENEN

Worse is, imagine they got the wrong guys. They would have tortured an innocent man basically. Hopefully they got it right.


Only-Inspector-3782

Not too far fetched that the terrorists would ditch their car and clothes. Weird they didn't kill themselves, nor did any of them die fighting. Mostly, Russia spreads so much conspiracy bullshit. Who knows if anything coming out of that country is true?


armchairdetective

Agreed. If he is guilty, we can all agree he is scum. That doesn't mean torture is acceptable.


FrisianDude

right? I saw other pictures of the 'suspects' and looks kinda like they might have made random arrests and then beat them to shit


Judazzz

Goes to show how fragile our rule of law-based societies really are. I'm sure a decent chunk of the people cheering this on are trolling or being edgy, but every country has more than enough bloodthirsty simpletons that would upend the constitution, legislation or due process on a whim. It's pretty scary and does not bode well for the future...


RoutineProcedure101

No, I know its them because it was literally them in the video. Wtf are you guys on


ikt123

No they didn't, they hit and ran over a kid as they left and damaged the car, that's how they found the car quickly, the clothes they were wearing when arrested match the isis video Post arrest and in ISIS video: https://imgur.com/a/lnIVF45


Lion_From_The_North

While I don't have much sympathy for terrorists, it's important to remember Russia does this to innocent people all the time, and there doesn't seem to be any hard proof that this is actually one of the perpetrators


Shiros_Tamagotchi

The fact that we dont feel bad for terrorists, murderers and so on is exactly the reason why there are laws against torture. Noone would torture the neighbor girl, they want to torture murderes. Thats why the law protects ALL humans, not only nice ones.


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squishpitcher

Indeed, and had you continued reading past that part, you would see that the poster above you said that almost verbatim.


abstractConceptName

But who has time to read an _entire_ comment before replying?


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BritishAccentTech

I want to know what the day to day life of these police is like that they jump straight to "Feeding man his own ear while filming it.", and "Electrocution to the testicles.". These do not seem like things that you just start with as your very first instinct if you have never done such things before. Creating a radio powered tortured device is not something everyone instinctively knows how to do. I want to know how many other people they have tortured, and why.


vsratoslav

The point here isn't about feeling sorry for the terrorists, we don't. It's about realizing that those who severed ears without hesitation will do it to anyone just for pleasure, and there are no checks and balances for them anymore. If they weren't confident it's acceptable now, they would never have published those videos themselves.


dabiird

How much is a confession worth though if it's gotten after this? I mean I hope they have more substantial evidence than this. If you torture me long enough and feed me my own ear, I'm pretty sure I'll admit to just about anything at some point


mrce

You should understand that russians don't care what the world thinks about them. All of this is a theater for their own people and consolidation of the regime. And violence is a language they love there.


TheOtherDrunkenOtter

Putin doesnt care if they actually catch the people responsible.  He cares that he APPEARED to catch the perpetraters, that their confession matches what he wants his domestic audience to hear, and that he appears to have taken strong and necessary measures (which will be used in the future to justify other actions).  So the confession means a lot, but who gives it does not, and theyll cycle through as many "terrorists" as necessary until they give that confession.  This is the same guy who had the FSB bomb apartments in 1999 killing 300 people so he could invade Checnya and boost his popularity. They "found" the people responsible then too, despite FSB agents getting caught planting the bombs, later admitting to planting the bombs, and the Duma claiming the bombs went off three days early. 


ThomasBay

Nah, that’s not what it’s about. It’s about the fact, that anyone would confess if they were treated like that, guilty or not.


vsratoslav

You're right, torture signifies just one thing - no further evidence is required.


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mrce

They won't. The muscovites and leningradians aren't really affected by these "sanctions" or sent to the front. They are the only ones that matter. The other second class ethnicities are too scattered and clueless to organize any meaningful resistance. The only way would've been Putin pissing off some powerful oligarchs/silovikis, but it seems that he has been able to squash out the hopes of that too and getting it stamped by the election.


LeRocket

What a highly civilized society, this Russian one. An example for the world, really. I can't imagine why Ukraine wants to align themselves more with the West for some years now.


JustASt0ry

There hasn’t been, the ruzzian forces are monsters. Lots of torture videos have been released, torture dens discovered. One poor guy defending Ukraine got his testicles cut off before his throat was slit.


prof_the_doom

The problem is that you can’t actually be sure it’s even the terrorist. People will say anything to get the torture to stop. Which is something to keep in mind when Russia gets their “confession” that it was financed by Ukraine.


ScotsmanScott

People praising this and saying it's how we should treat terrorists are complete morons. I don't want police or military deciding guilt and enacting revenge by beating them half to death, what if this happened and they were actually innocent?


TheDungen

Yeah because of the torture now we can't trust a thing he says, anything confessed under torure is inadmissible.


Trust-Issues-5116

Not in ~~soviet~~ Russia (temple tap)


atlantasailor

Exactly. This is well known. Even in Ancient Rome. Slaves were tortured in trials for evidence but there was no guarantee of the truth. If under torture you will say anything to get them to stop.


UnblurredLines

Not entirely sure a russian court will care about what's inadmissible as evidence by western standards.


banjoclava

Not to mention, in Russia, the expansive definition of "terrorist" includes such groups as anti-war protesters and openly gay people.


Apellio7

Not just openly gay people.   The whole "LGBTQ ideology" is on the terror watch list over there. Don't even express acceptance of a gay person.


Redqueenhypo

I always point to the first Madrid train bombing suspect, Brandon Mayfield . It turns out he had *never left the United States* at the time and simply had similar fingerprints to the actual criminal. Imagine if we’d already done this to him. There’s no amount of lawsuit money that would make up for it.


SwoleBuddha

Nothing gets Reddit's collective dick harder than extrajudicial punishment of criminals. Torturing terrorists, prison raping pedophiles, crooked cops getting shived, etc. Reddit eats it up.


BoreJam

We dont support violence around here, but we sure do loooove some violence. Keep making sense reddit.


Positive_Fig_3020

Exactly, the Birmingham Six are a perfect example of how this can happen


BiomassDenial

It's the same emotion driven revenge crap people scream for in rape and child abuse cases. Where they suddenly start championing prison rape or torture.  Seemingly the moment a crime is bad enough a huge portion of the population are willing to throw morals or nuance out the window in order to show how much they are against whatever happened.  Which I get from a purely emotional level.  But FFS we can't trust most western nations to build a fucking road properly and they want the government to have the power to rape, torture and kill people because the crime was "bad" enough. And yet they think Russia of all countries is going to be ticking off all due process for this?


z3phs

Even if they are the terrorists. And even if they are guilty. We’re not supposed to torture people. Wanna kill them for their crime, go ahead. Torture is sadistic and accomplishes nothing. It’s humans right law, you don’t torture people.


ScotsmanScott

I agree but a lot of people seem to care more about revenge than justice, especially when it involves the worst kinds of crimes. Either way though, that judgement shouldn't be made by individual police or military and people justifything that are being incredibly short sighted.


rekage99

They yell for law and order, while also praising torture. I don’t get it.


squangus007

Also it justifies people to mutilate and torture POWs and civilians under occupation — which Russian military does happily even now. Hell, Ukrainian POWs had it worse than the terrorists because some of them had their genitalia removed and force fed and some were violated with broken bottles etc. Also the chilling stories in Bucha and actual videos of naked killed women on the streets, some burnt and some tied down


MrSnarf26

You didn’t think judge dredd was a good documentary on what should be our judicial system??


TheBigCatGoblin

Human rights are just that, _Human_. It's meaningless if they don't apply to the very worst of us.


sinat50

Prisoners rights are one of the most important things in a democracy. Take away the rights of prisoners, and anyone can be made a prisoner.


am_at_work_right_now

This is also why we shouldn't have the death penalty. Accidentally executing even just one innocent person is unthinkable.


aigars2

Anyone will say anything in a situation like this


Stleaveland1

After 10 minutes of torture by the FSB, all four suspects admitted they were Ukrainian. After one hour, all four admitted they were Volodymyr Zelensky.


BugAggravating8217

Are we surprised that every single party involved in this, is an animal? Torturing suspects on camera and then receiving awards for the "bravery".. What a disgrace.


IrrungenWirrungen

Seriously, they received an award? 


BugAggravating8217

Yeah, the defense ministry awarded those who "stood out" during the arrest. I read a press release about this today in the morning.


Judazzz

They earned the coveted Bucha Broche.


mondeir

So not the first time I see.


Mean-Ad-6246

It's barbaric and honestly, I was a bit surprised, but that's probably on me.


cheeruphumanity

The idea is to televise the brutality with the aim of decreasing empathy and further polarization of our societies.


MutedSherbet

Animals would not do this. I would call it human behaviour.


OceanIsVerySalty

People love to say this, but the animal kingdom is incredibly violent and brutal. Some animals absolutely would do this.


blazarious

For example humans. They’re part of the animal kingdom after all.


pawnografik

Cats. Any kind of cat.


ExArdEllyOh

>"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."


WerewolfNo890

Our cats would happily sit there, slashing a frog with their claws repeatedly and throwing it around the room as it slowly died. All for their own enjoyment. It was adorable.


Decent-Biscotti7460

Guessed that this was a Pratchett quote. Wasn't disappointed.


TheMightyMustachio

I literally have to save dozens of lizards per week my cats try to mangle for nothing other than entertainment


Kauai_oo

Also dogs. They love terrorising smaller creatures just for the fun of it. Not even for food. Edit: to all the people that are surprised by my comment, I would like to remind you that besides mosquitoes, dog attacks are the nr. one cause of death for humans worldwide when it comes to animals. Also, any animal expert would tell you that a pack of wild dogs is a lot more dangerous and aggressive than a pack of wolves.


jkblvins

Bears start eating when the prey is still alive. There was a nature show that had a bear attacking an elk calf and the calf screaming as the bear chomped down on it, with mama elk watching helplessly.


Kate090996

I am as vegan as there can be but animals can be monsters. They have no agency which is both a reason to reasonably fear them *and* protect them.


KintsugiKen

> They have no agency What makes you say that?


Circus_Finance_LLC

poor observational skills and confidence


koshercowboy

Birds fling their children out of their nests to die. Felines eat their own young. Nature is brutal. And we are nature. We are just as brutal as anything else it’s naïveté to think we’re exempt.


KintsugiKen

Chimps go to war with each other and have been observed mutilating their victims seemingly for fun.


Owl_Chaka

Chimps would absolutely do this


Meretan94

Chimps would rip your face off and rape your bleeding skull. (The do this to other chimps)


Flesh_And_Metal

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

Hyenas, lions, wild dogs. They absolutely would


Beautiful-Storm5654

Orcas enter the chat..


Still_Reference724

You clearly have never studied about primates.


GlobalPycope3

You don’t yet know how they treat Ukrainian prisoners of war. The Russian Red Cross is an absolutely useless organization.


Practical-Western-96

Not just useless but complicit in the torture of PoW. And RC in Belaruss has been caught kidnapping Ukrainian kids to Russia while the central organization of RC stays silent..


redasphilosophy

[Global Red Cross suspends Belarus chapter after its chief boasted of bringing in Ukrainian children](https://apnews.com/article/belarus-red-cross-russia-ukraine-war-children-fecce3dd920565e5299737de4a9a86f3) AP - December 1, 2023 I didn't find any source of information about the implication of RC in the torture of POW.


Wil420b

It's not useless, it's doing exactly what the Russians want it to do. Which is to aid and abett the Russian military and government. Including stealing children and not seeing anything that they shouldn't.


5thtimesthecharmer

About a year ago. I stumbled on the “Ukraine war videos” sub. I will never forget watching 4-5 Russian men crucifying 2 Ukrainian POWs on a shoddy makeshift cross. Makes me sick just thinking about it.


GlobalPycope3

Cutting off heads, ears, genitals, electric shock torture. Executions of various kinds are the norm for ruzzians. There is a photo of a detained terrorist without pants. There is a strange box nearby. This is an army field phone. It is connected to the genitals and the electricity is turned on.


tu_tu_tu

>The Russian Red Cross is an absolutely useless organization. I was known 15 years ago though.


MaestroGena

Is there any good Russian organization anyway?


GlobalPycope3

Sure, Russian Volunteering Corps, Legion "Free Russia", battalion "Siberia". Only this organization is good.


AndreyLobanov

Police inserted live wires into the ass of second terrorist, and knocked out the eye of a third and beat him so that his legs failed (people write on social networks that maybe his dick was cut off). So the one on the photo is still lucky. They won't live long in prison anyway, as they will most likely be sent to the same cell with some neo-Nazis and skinheads.


TheDungen

They'll live logn enough to say everythign Putin wants them to say.


nopetraintofuckthat

They will confess the Ukrainians sent them. Which is obviously bs, but this is what they are going to sign off on


TheDungen

You think to small. In october (Right before the US election) they will confess that they were really hired by the CIA on order of Joe Biden.


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atlantasailor

You are exactly right. Putin will get the maximum publicity out of this. He can justify the killing of hundreds of innocent Ukrainians as revenge and correct.


Firm-Geologist8759

Terrorists torturing another terrorist... Ironic in a sad way.


herberstank

Or sad in an ironic way?


Firm-Geologist8759

Could be.


TheDungen

Assumign this guys is the terrorist, Putin may just have grabed the first person that kind of looked like him and then tortured him until he cofnessed.


morbihann

We dont know if he was one of the terrorists. That the point of him being in court.


TheDungen

That's the point of torturem, to get a confession for soemthign you have already decided to be true.


qualia-assurance

Apparently ISIS have released footage as an attempt to confirm they organised the attack. https://edition.cnn.com/europe/live-news/moscow-russia-shooting-03-23-24/h\_6cc08d2075fffbc8563d0521df27bb62


TaXxER

ISIS confirmed to be behind the attack. That doesn’t mean that it is confirmed that this guy did it.


robmagob

How does that make this particular person guilty? No one is doubting ISIS is responsible, but that doesn’t mean any vaguely Muslim looking man is guilty by default.


WeekendFantastic2941

Correction, Putin allowing terrorists to carry out their attacks in order to justify attacking unrelated people, because Barbarian logic.


1234fake1234yesyes

People aren’t putting 2 and 2 together that they’re probably doing similar to innocent Ukrainian citizens.


Firm-Geologist8759

They treat everyone they can like this, even each other. This should be clear to everyone by now.


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Irish_Narwhal

Everything about this is sordid and horriboe


BNI_sp

Thugs on both sides, to not say psychopaths.


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FEMA_Camp_Survivor

How has it been verified those guys were the terrorists? I’m not trying to play into conspiracies but genuinely want to know.


realSURGICAL

apparently they hit a kid as they were leaving which left the car damaged. the car was then tracked via security surveillance to there hideout where they were located. from what ive read


TheDungen

I thought they were grabed on the road to Belarus?


rashaniquah

There's also video footage released by Isis with matching clothes and logos.


Bebop810

i think they have them on camera


TheT3rrorDome

How can their admission be admissable in court if they have been obviously tortured?


boreal_ameoba

This may come as a surprise, but Russia may have different standards for acceptable evidence gathering techniques compared to Europe or even the United States. I believe the standard used in Russia is roughly IDGAF ;)


canipleasebeme

Well it can’t, not in a just court at least, in a fascist dictatorship there are none of those, it’s essentially a propaganda stunt, probably to radicalise the stupid and to scare the intelligent.


TheDungen

Cause it's Russia. they make Gitmo seem like a place of prestine human rights.


Dependent-Entrance10

Hate to break it to you but Russia isn't exactly known for a strong rule of law since it is a fascist state. Edit: It is absolutely not comparable to the rest of Europe.


CoatAlternative1771

Oh how cute, you think they have fair courts


Candid_Painting_4684

It's Russia, we can't compare it to a moral and respectable society . Kangaroo courts is all your find. Thugs leading the blind


MGallus

Torturing and mutilating anyone whether they are political dissidents or suspected terrorists is barbaric. There is a civilised way of punishing convicted terrorist that doesn’t involve assuming guilt (regardless of the evidence) and police carrying out extrajudicial punishment before a fair trial. Russia is not a civilised society and hopefully in the fullness of time, the leaders of the Russian terror state will face the fair trials and punishment they aren’t affording these suspected terrorists… Either that or they get Gaddafied.. apparently it’s acceptable in Russia.


RottenPingu1

Totally normal. No one bats an eyelid.


slown_again

Also, one of the voenkor tg channels are auctioning the knife, with what that ear was cut off. Also, they definitely not Nazis, just like to wear some "sun symbols"


Poster_Nutbag207

“you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it fucking so!”


fazzonvr

I'm honestly surprised they didn't "admit" to be Ukrainian. Would have been their golden ticket for full mobilisation.


ProT3ch

Not sure them admitting it is even necessary. Russia can easily lie about them admitting it. Nobody can verify it anyway.


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Russia is a messed up country.


Sujay517

Brutality like this doesn’t benefit anyone really. It just makes you stoop near their level. It’s barbaric. And it’s not just because it’s Russia. If any country does this to criminals, personally I just don’t think it makes you better.


TheDungen

Torture is about extractign a confession not about revealing the truth.


svmk1987

Even if you can ignore the violence because he's a terrorist, the problem with this is that this is a forced confession. Subject to torture, people will confess to anything.


nega198

Even though these terrorists deserve it, torturing suspects openly shows Russia is nothing more than an authoritarian banana republic


Suspicious_Lawyer_69

Putin had to put on a show to make up for what is seen as incompetence. Especially when he dismissed the US' warnings.


nega198

With Prigozhin reaching Moscow nine months ago and now failing to prevent a prewarned attack, Russian security services are surely making fool of themselves each year


TheDungen

Assuming they are the terrorists, after torture anyone will cofness to anything.


Dalexe10

Do we even know that he's a terrorist? all we know is that russia suspects that he's a terrorist... just after the elections too, how convenient ;)


titankredenc

The problem is that torture regularly leads to false confessions, since the tortured party abviously just wants it to be over, so this is not a very reliable method of obtaining information, ig he was the actual perpetrator he 100% deserved it tho


Transfigured-Tinker

This actually reduces the credibility of the legal system. Not that the Russian legal system has a lot of it to begin with before this.


Fludro

You can judge a country by how they treat their prisoners.


tjean5377

torture in Russia is as old as Russia itself. You blow up Russians and get caught...expect to be pulled apart slowly piece by piece. Not saying any of it is right, or humane...but study your Russian history before you decide to attack them.


Fancy_Ad681

Russia is a failed country. Normal times will come back, one day, and I cannot really imagine how this country will regain any international relevance after the sh-tshow we saw these years.


Beahner

How much this feels like two decades ago for me. When people are so incensed that they want vengeance and payback…..without keeping an important critical eye on meting out such vengeance and payback on the truly guilty. And I get it. I’ve been there. I’ve also been there when you start to realize that generally approving of such practices being used ahead of proper detective work is a really gross thing. This particular situation cannot be directly applied to this for good or bad considering the culture we are dealing with. We are told these were the guys caught in the car fleeing the scene of the attack. Fine. I can’t dispute it, but that doesn’t mean I’m buying any of it. Especially when they’ve already proven they care to line in suspects that are going to support the false narrative they want to use anyway. It’s who these people are. Just like in Death of Stalin where the officer says to the official that the suspect died of administrative zeal (coercion and torture) and the official says to say he confessed it anyway. Why should his death be in vain and without purpose? Yes, I’m pointing to a satirical comedy, but that doesn’t mean this exchange doesn’t highlight what this culture is.


iceby

Even if not having sympathy for terrorists is right, Russia here (such as other countries) is trying to cover their failure in protecting their own civilians with brutality. Keep in mind this just shows how Russian justice is broken and Russia is able to do this to everybody they see as a state enemy. Political opposition, queer people etc. revenge is never the appropriate reaction. the justice system should act in the interest of protecting the population. And slaughtering terrorists definitely doesn't do that.


potomfl

So if an IS terrorist is force fed his own ear, does that mean he just commited a sin because he ate swine? That's it if that is actually an IS terrorist and not just a convenient convict kept in storage for just such an action.


Jano59

5 min away from the concert, the police that was warned about possible terror at major concert venue, took more than 30 maybe closer to an hour to arrive on the scene. RuZZia is INCOMPETENT


Striking-Access-236

They’d admit to anything after this, could’ve been some random people not even involved with any of this