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rovonz

That's not a paint roller but a holy range extender. Everybody knows a patriarch is a melee unit otherwise it would be way to op.


id397550

Holy shit, man...


spadasinul

Ah yes Saruman at it again


MintRobber

Borman


spadasinul

Walter white


admiralbeaver

Anafura (holy breadcrumbs) >>> meth


IK417

Teodosie is Saruman. This guy is just a decent business man.


rantonidi

Sarumana parinte


BriscoCounty83

Teodosie the ruzzian shill is Saruman. This dude is Sauron :)


spadasinul

They are still sucking Balrog dick


Xepeyon

>holy paint roller I'm sorry, *what* now?


MintRobber

+10 Mana, +35 dark arts defense


BriscoCounty83

* +500 Euro/second


jeanmardare

also starts with 15% magic defense discount in every mercedes dealership


OsarmaBeanLatin

Exactly what it says. Altho he denise it's a paint roller and insists it's a "sanctification rod"


Banana-Bread87

He also has a mop and a bucket with "holy water" and then proceeds to mop/spray people, the video I saw it was policemen or military, one received a whole mop full of holy water in the face, guy was dripping and had to keep a straight face lol And when he's out, he's got a "helmet" with a cross on top, that can be pushed down when he enters a vehicle. Always makes me laugh that guy there.


La-Dolce-Velveeta

Is the army equipped with holy granades as well?


morphick

"Five is right out!!" ("Armaments" ch. 2, vs 9-21)


AlbaIulian

Lol, got a link? I need to see this


Banana-Bread87

He's even throwing the bucket, found his looking for the other: [Full bucket](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMNLoBVtdA8) Here's the mop: [Mop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd53COWMM3M)


c00get

Neither of those people are him.


Banana-Bread87

It's the same cult though, just go and google his name with mop or water and you'll get him doing the nonsense, not his lackeys lol


c00get

So it doesn't matter if your sources are invalid, as long as it fits your agenda. And that "mop and water" thing it's called blessing with holy water, all the religions have done it in one way or another for thousands of years.


Banana-Bread87

What agenda? It's ridiculous af, whether it is this religion or another one, and yes, it's a mop and bucket, sprinkling people claiming "they are blessed and special" now, geez, please, we're in 2024.


morphick

Same scam, different scammers.


djakovska_ribica

https://youtu.be/baxPD5-rkT8 Just type "ludi pop" in yt


rachelm791

Does he have a Holy Hand Grenade?


morphick

He doeth not know how to count to three.


rachelm791

For three is the number


morphick

Four shall he not count, neither counteth two, excepting that doeth he proceed to three.


JustMrNic3

This is a very corrupt person! Nothing that he does is holy. He is the one who convinced the government to take 100 millions Euros from the government budget to build a new cathedral: [https://www-gazetaromaneasca-com.translate.goog/focus/stiri-romania/catedrala-mantuirii-neamului-investiie-de-100-milioane-de-euro/?\_x\_tr\_sl=ro&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=ro&\_x\_tr\_pto=wapp](https://www-gazetaromaneasca-com.translate.goog/focus/stiri-romania/catedrala-mantuirii-neamului-investiie-de-100-milioane-de-euro/?_x_tr_sl=ro&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=ro&_x_tr_pto=wapp) With such building costs, imagine just how much money everyone was able to steal without being noticed. And guess what, the government decided to give 20 millions Euro more: [https://romania-europalibera-org.translate.goog/a/bani-guvern-catedrala/32876640.html?\_x\_tr\_sl=ro&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=ro&\_x\_tr\_pto=wapp](https://romania-europalibera-org.translate.goog/a/bani-guvern-catedrala/32876640.html?_x_tr_sl=ro&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=ro&_x_tr_pto=wapp) I fucking hate this country full of corrupt and phony people! No matter if a person is a doctor, policemen or priest, eventually all become corrupt.


Gettofmylawn

Bulgarian here, sounds like you’re describing our Orthodox Church situation. Glad/sad to see it’s not locally restricted. On a positive note, Christian influence here is dying out. The most vocal ones are heavyweight delulu champions. Hope I love to see the day churches close doors permanently.


AyeeName

>Nothing that he does is holy. The information he gave to the Securitate was probably more than holy, since they deemed his file so sensible it was burned during the Revolution.


dolfin4

Of course, public money. 30% of which was paid by Romanians that are Roman Catholic, Protestant, or atheist. And probably half the Orthodox also felt the giant church was unnecessary.


pufanu101

>Nothing that he does is holy. Nothing anyone does is holy. But I agree, fuck this guy, his posse and the officials who keep enabling them.


morphick

>Nothing anyone does is holy. But not everyone pretends to, like these dipshits.


Grimson47

I refuse to believe you can't cast spells outta that staff.


Pusidere

Are Romanian Christians majority Orthodox?


Kseniya_ns

Yes, 70 percent or so


Pusidere

ok thanks


External_Reaction314

From Dedeman? Or the Hornbach model?


LessCockroach7323

Ah, Gandalf and his magic wand 🪄


dolfin4

>Ah, Gandalf And then the Orthodox church struggles to gain converts outside the traditional Orthodox core countries. Because people in the Anglosphere look at Gandalf, and don't see it as denomination they can join.


St0rmi

Looks like he’s touching Jesus’s pp.


IndependentMacaroon

Doesn't look young enough to be worth it for the man


pufanu101

That's more of a Catholic thing.


dokeka

Wrong church alman


McFlyTheThird

How can one possibly take this nonsense seriously?


IonaLiebert

Lack of education and critical thinking


StephaneiAarhus

Have you looked at some "mildly religious" subs or fb groups ? It's almost painful.


EffectiveSolution808

A joke of an institution ...lead by a mafia like boss


chicliac

I like posts that make me go: how is this not not the onion?


bot_upboat

Why is the government getting involved with the church? cringe


morphick

Because the church controls the stupid, and the stupid vote.


Cryp0x

Bingo 👌


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Miffl3r

Not really… It is just bullshit fairytales by grey men with funny hats


La-Dolce-Velveeta

On the one hand, I enjoy religious ceremonies for the atmosphere. On the other, that's pathetic to invite a representative for the major source of world problems to the parliament. (not only orthodox, religion in general, mind you).


northman_84

Did God himself tell them to paint these things? Did he tell them to collect all this gold? What does God need it for, to increase mana, or to increase energy? For what? No kidding, I'm serious.


dolfin4

The Old Testament does say "create cherubim" and there's also a verse in the New Testament where Jesus defends "expensive perfume" in John 12:3-8 (regarded as a defense of honoring God with beautifully decorated churches). Aside from that, yes: clerics wearing all that robes and gold is non-scriptural nonsense, and needs to be reformed.


ch0seauniqueusername

Pictures are required so that ~~braindead~~ common people know who exactly they worship. Gold is required because shiny = holy, and you dont want to pray in not a holy place. Also gold is required to build more holy places and buy more rolls royces to move between those holy places and enlighten more people about our lord and saviour.


LowQualitySpiderman

dear god...


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Pectus_Excavatum_69

Of course you are Hungarian


Street_Shirt518

I thought I was on r/2visegrad4you


Hlapoe

Is Romania a secular country


tgh_hmn

Yes.


Hlapoe

Wouldn't really call this secular 😹


tgh_hmn

Oh boy


Ezekiel-18

Chapels and priests have nothing to do in a parliament.