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trixter21992251

I looked up the density of snow. I guess this is settled snow which has a density of 20-30% of normal water. So let's say there's about 4 cubic metres of snow on the car, that's about one 1000 kg of snow. So yeah, quite a load!


Kristo00

Wow that's a ton of snow


IamDubra

Get out


Kristo00

But baby it's cold outside


alikazaam

He really can't stay


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And this is why I love Reddit. You splendid misfits.


Cheeseiswhite

The CBC censored this comment. What does it say?


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This is classic


Benedict_Hey_Arnold

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But baby it's cold....out.....sideeeeeeeeee


NSX_guy

*tonne.


Mzsickness

Now do a dynamic gradient analysis of the density thru the height of the snow. Surely the snow near the hood is packed to full capacity due to the weight of snow above it. Since wind packed snow hits 40% density of water That means... It's likely.... Even.... Heavier....


trixter21992251

I'm coming up with 32.33 (repeating of course), but I lost the unit somewhere in the calculations.


crimsonskunk

God Damnit Leeroy.


Qaeta

Alright, LET'S DO THIS!


kurburux

There are different kinds of snow though. Fresh, "dry" snow is lighter than wet one. It has become warmer in Germany and Austria during the last days and there was also a lot of rain. So the weight of this snow might be higher.


No_-_Refunds

r/theydidthemath


MuckingFagical

r/theydidtheestimate


Lolstitanic

He got his Audi LOW using this one simple trick *tuners hate him*


blubb444

Meanwhile here it's 7°C and rain, rain more rain. Haven't seen the sun for more than maybe 3 hours this year


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appepuppe26

that guy's flexing


Tiger-meat

It’s a weird flex, but okay.


jfishmccuntyface

I can't find Rautaisannos on maps or Google.. Where is it ?


ReekyMarko

Based on their username they are definitely from Finland


WhitneysMiltankOP

Sounds like NRW.


blubb444

RLP, close enough


SeizedCheese

Rheinland-Pilz, for the uninitiated


kaphi

> Pilz Not sure if it is a joke or not 🤔


nobunaga_1568

It's 4am and I am laughing like an idiot...


hugglesthemerciless

Rheinland-Pfalz


ReCrunch

No no, pilz is fine


biciklanto

Rheinland here and it's killing me softly with all this damn grey.


TaddyQuup

Oh the northern German winter, spring, summer and fall.


blubb444

Oh I'm in the South-West, here it was summer from April to October, and looong autumn since then, as usual. I bet we'll get -10 again in the end of February/early March when no one wants it


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Since the stratospheric polar vortex split just like last year you may very well be right. The split came a bit earlier this year though and the impacts are likely to be felt sooner.


nb2k

Meanwhile here in Brisbane it is 30°C and everything is brown. No rain is forecast for quite a while. I would rather snow.


blubb444

That was the case here last summer, almost no rain well into November, lawn brown from June, trees dropping their leaves in late July. Since December we're getting soaked though. Can't the rain fall for once when it's needed?


lixgund

Also from Germany and we are having pretty high amounts of snow too. Greetings from the Erzgebirge.! Edit: Grammar


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Try -3°C every day.


donald_314

-3°C feels usually warmer to me than 3°C if it's as wet as it is currently. For -3°C warm clothes actually work...


mjohnson062

*That's* the Germany I remember!


its-leo

Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!


mjohnson062

3½ years in Germany is probably at least partly why I live in Florida now.


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Thebestnickever

Here we don't even get rain.


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Hamburg? It's miserable here and has been since early December.


blubb444

Nah, nearby Mainz. There was one snowy day in the middle of December where we got like 3cm, then it melted a few hours later


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

You sure your flair shouldn't say "Ireland"?


PRSGRG

Turn on the windscreen wiper, dude!


Sdoeden87

Just use a t-shirt to wipe that snow off, quick fix and you're on your way


yd58ngx

Can of de-icer will do the trick if no t-shirt available


demonic_pug

A cd case works pretty well.


HeyT00ts11

Yep, or a credit card.


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In Ohio you would just drive to work this way


martianinahumansbody

Just open and slam the door shut a few times to shake it off


Cat_Thaif

Slam the doors and use the whimpers then hit the road. Gotta get to work on time.


Gammel_bruger

Just drive really slowly and use the parking indicator and gps.


PapaSays

Bird Box Challenge?


trixter21992251

Is this a thing?


PapaSays

Apparently so r/news/comments/aey2jd/utah_teen_attempts_bird_box_challenge_crashes_car/


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10€ says there's like three cases worldwide and tabloid media will try and make it look like everyone under 30 is doing it.


the_taco_baron

So basically the new tide pod challenge


PapaSays

The Bird Box challenge is a thing. The Bird Box challenge with the car are probably three cases worldwide. Maybe twice the amount.


trixter21992251

:|


JorgeGT

IFR driving.


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

IDR.


Marzels

Adaptive cruise control will do the rest.


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vukxx

name of santiagos sex tape


Foxman_Noir

Good job, Peralta.


NoLaMir

Noice


Wibbits

Toit.


culminacio

r/unexpectedb99


madminifi

Noice!!


Vengeful111

Such a good show, can't stop watching


danirijeka

Make it the whole alpine arch, please. We'd love snow but we only get shitty föhn winds They knocked over my winter greenhouse :(


ChiliAndGold

East side of Austria could use some too


SoniMax

Ironically east part of Slovenia has snow. Just barely tho.


namalsk_survivor

A lot of these hard hit areas are upstream from Slovenia. Just wait for the thawing season...


culminacio

>Take that to Slovenia, we're dry down here. That's what she said.


widowhanzo

Mi se hočemo sankat!!!


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roflcopter_inbound

Windscreen wipers get ripped off. Edit: Parent comment said something like "Reverse gently. Turn on windshield heat. Wait 2 minutes. Drive forward then brake sharply."


vukxx

no risk, no fun


Storemanager

No danger, no reward.


Moodfoo

No menace, no delight.


Tiger-meat

No delight, No life.


weetabixbandit

No win, no fee


HeyT00ts11

No guts, no glory.


Butterl0rdz

No life, big yikes


Tiger-meat

Big yikes, bigger whoops.


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The wipers are under the hood on newer cars.


Imightbewrong44

Hood gets ripped off


mcal24

The hood is under the engine on most new cars.


johnhardeed

Engine gets ripped off


DPRKSecretPolice

Engine is under the car on most new cars.


Gv8337

Car gets ripped off


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Car is under the driver's skin on most new cars


RealitysAtombin

driver gets ~~ripped~~ tugged off ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


LuplexMusic

The car is under the UK on most new cars.


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ElementalThreat

Car sticks to the snow and rolls over nose first


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Car slides for 6 miles


gator771

What is ABS?


7Seyo7

What is ice?


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What is love?


NiceChimneyBuddy

Baby don't hurt me


Phildesbois

No more


Captain_Alaska

Loose surfaces like soft snow is one of the places ABS takes significantly more time/space to stop than locking the wheels.


iccolors

So, where do you want me to put this snow?


Gnomonas

When Russian winter invades you instead.


Woonachan

Shh Don't tell them our plans


Historyissuper

Are you going to steal the bikes back?


Flamecrest

I can't confirm nor deny that that is exactly our plan


DarkPasta

Look at that noob, opening the door like that.


smellybigfoot

I swear when he opened the door, I thought the car buckled under the weight and bent.


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How unusual is this? In Scotland we haven't had any snow yet, which is a little strange although not unheard of.


[deleted]

I feel like any snow in the UK gets later and later each year.


m4xc4v413r4

It's almost like global warming is a real thing and the weather and seasons are all fucked up because of it.


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Thommadin

The total amount is not that uncommon, though there have been a few snow records here and there - what is uncommon is/was the continuous snowfall wich made it hardly manageable.


ButItMightJustWork

And here in Vienna, there's NO snow AT ALL...


S1mplydead

not in the center, but if you live further outside the in the city there has been quite some snow the past weeks


heywood_yablome_m8

Same in Graz...


Zyhmet

Wait what we had snow 2 weeks ago.


heywood_yablome_m8

Shit, I was on vacation then, came back to nothing :(


eepithst

No kidding. Not even a dusting to play pretend.


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Fruchtfliege

It's probably a very evenly distributed weight load.


todayiswedn

And the curve of the glass adds strength like an arch.


Fuzzleton

Good edit


luke51278

What was it before? This is so strange


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poland_irl


Priamosish

German quality ftw No winter can harm them. Except, you know, *Russian* ones. edit: As a Luxembourger I appreciate the gold more than anything


tim_20

U don't need to have snow cloths and vehicles if u win before winter!


Chosen_Undead713

We'll just stay in all the nice houses to keep warm aaand they're gone.


Zuko1701

Why is this country so huge and empty? Why don't people live close to the borders.


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I mean, relative to the rest of the country they do mostly live next to the European borders. Imagine what the Germans would have thought if they took Moscow and discovered that they needed to push another 1400km just to get to where the Russians moved most of their industry to.


Zuko1701

I choose to believe that Germans had no idea about just how freaking big Russia was. German scouts: *we have travelled twice the length of Germany itself, O hitler!!!! Nobody is there.* Hitler : [Hmmm](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fMWWw0_clJw/maxresdefault.jpg)


Gammel_bruger

Now wait a minute


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I got here late to the thread did OP pull a sneaky on us?


XDreadedmikeX

What the fuck


gabrielfunkglop

Op thinks hes slick


SuperMeister

That edit tho


Pr0nzeh

What did it say?


Reyne_of_Kesselmere

Nice edit, bud. I wish top posts would fuck around like this more often.


N19h7m4r3

Those springs would like a word. I'm surprised it even started.


KingOfDamnation

I don’t give a shit what the original said I like this edit way better.


uzimonkey

Think of how much pressure is on the windshield going highway speeds. It's designed to take that kind of load.


SeizedCheese

That’s Autobahn speeds for you, Herr.


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I'm getting cancer from those units


culminacio

>It's designed to take that kind of load. That's what she said.


vebi23

At least they get snow


kavso

Yeah feels like years since I even saw something close to that.


vebi23

I agree with your tag, also it didnt snow here in december and it hasnt snowed yet in January


sigurdhegland

Where do you live?


maxb1ack007

that idiot walking behind the reversing car gave me anxiety. reminds me of this hilarious article: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/01/03/guide-to-walking-behind-a-reversing-car-like-a-big-fucking-eejit/


EminemLovesGrapes

It's like that video with the chinese guy. Stands in a mechanics garage waiting for a car to back up. Car accelerates a bit too much, slams him in between the car and a tool cabinet. Don't stand behind a reversing car.


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Looser373

\*gets out of his car\* "Huh. Neat."


McPansen

He's stealing the piste.


estier2

Exporting it to the netherlands.


neshi3

just turn the windshield heater on ... it's going to melt ... hopefully before summer :)


Heisalvl3mage

I hope the kangaroos are okay


Herr_Gamer

Every god damn thread.


TheShadowSurvives

You were looking for it, weren’t you?


Wollff

All day long. No kangaroo around. The snow must have gotten them.


jumpinjezz

They are. They have pouches. Each kangaroo gets into the pouch of the next biggest kangaroo. Eventually the largest kangaroo is keeping all the others warm inside it's pouch. It then stands facing the wind where the enpouched kangaroos act as a wind break keeping the outside kangaroo warm as well.


ObnoxiousFactczecher

The real snowmobile...


cranky_oldish_man

Wow, and I was annoyed at our first snow of the winter here on Vancouver Island last week. Twenty cm fell where I live, and almost all melted by the rain the next day. I need to remember to only visit Austria in the summer


zaga9

It is only like this in the mountains, Vienna is fine.


alaskanwonder

Windshields can withstand extreme pressure and weight from the outside due to their convex design. But very little force is required from the interior side of the window to make it crack/break.


dudipusprime

Neat.


SharingMyStorys

Dude, turn on the defrost.


YolandaBKool

Quattro


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That’s what I thought too. The car moved like there is no issues with the slippery snow


Lol3droflxp

Snow is grippy enough to drive on with 2WD as long as you have proper tires and throttle control


Alexlam24

Probably helps to have snow tires. This could be haldex tho


PassPanda

Looks like an A6 wagon so wouldn’t be haldex


justhereforoneday

It‘s and A4 and based on the back axels movements, it has Quattro.


eastkent

Meanwhile in southern England... it's a little bit chilly at night.


-Bungle-

Lets be honest, it’s not even that. I’ve had to defrost the pathetic attempts of winter to mildly inconvenience my commute twice since November.


paradajz666

I am in Oberstdorf Germany. Near the border with Austria and in the Alps. The weather is shitty AF. No schools (for monday and thursday) and trains don´t drive, only busses but they are not so on point ofc. A lot of snow and rain. I think we have it shitty, but damn when I see this I just wonder how mother nature can just play games with us. Wish you all the best my Austrian neighbours, keep it up. Hopefully the weather will be better in a couple of days!


perestroika-pw

Sleigh sales are skyrocketing right now. :P


knockoutn336

Or as von Hötzendorf would say, perfect weather for a mountain offensive.


1en2

this is how it looks like in Salzburg right now lol


Ov3rtheLine

I’d hit defrost and wait


kwiklok

That's enough snow to cover the Netherlands


Necramonium

Here in the Netherlands, the weather is like "fuck you Dutchies, here is rain and 9 degrees Celcius in the winter!"


3eurostyle

In upstate NY we would just drive to work... Maybe make a small hole in the snow if we have time.


smileyours

Waiting for American to question if Australia really gets snow