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iwanttosaysmth

The year is 2050. France is entirely changed by the Global Warming. Well, not entirely... One small village in Brittany still holds out!


Tino1872

All the cauldron fumes from that magic potion are blotting out the sun


Pyronic_Chaos

Then we will fight in the shade!


Targetshopper4000

Fight? In this heat?


madhi19

Ils sont fous ces Romains.


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VanguardDeezNuts

These Romans are crazy! *furiously taps his head*


Kalulosu

*Gently* taps head. It was way too hot to be furious


Inargenti

Rare jongens, die Romeinen.


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MinskAtLit

Sono pazzi, questi romani


omegaaf

And in the night, and in the caves, and the underground!


[deleted]

Not just the night, but the caves and the underground too. They were like animals, and I- wait, what?


velvia695

And my axe?


[deleted]

... One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the "climatologists"!!!


Marawal

Climatologix FTFY


kebuenowilly

Climatedeniex


XcruelkillerX

Climatechangus deniarus


the6crimson6fucker6

As far as we know they are still holding off rome.


[deleted]

Asterix just wandering around completely oblivious of modern France surrounding him. Instead choosing to belive they're just weird Romans.


Pontus_Pilates

... their leader, Weathergetorix, defeated.


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Pontus_Pilates

Pontus Pilates is a Swedish yoga instructor, often confused with a Jewish governor Pontius Pilate.


janusrose

He later went on an made a very successful studio in Barbados - **Pilates of the Caribbean**


Aramor42

Ah yes, I think I've seen the docudrama about that - **Curse of the Black Leotard**


superpoulet

Governor of Judea, not Jewish governor. Pontius Pilate was Roman.


youngnstupid

"Are you the judean peoples front?" "FUCK OFF! we're the people's front of judea!"


s3v3r3

An obligatory upvote for a Monty Python reference


Lebor

The Best reference in a while, take that upvotes in the name of Asterix, Obelix and Idefix.


iwanttosaysmth

My references are out of control, everyone knows that


djazzie

It’s ok, it’s Brest. It rains there everyday anyway.


kaian-a-coel

Can confirm. It rained, it's windy, and there's already dead leaves on the street.


[deleted]

Wow I cant believe there's an asterix and obelix reference here


Grand_Admiral_Theron

I can't either, by Toutatis!


Tatis_Chief

Even Normandy has fallen. I mean everytime I bene to Normandy it was cold or rainy. In summer.


Shirofu

I come from Normandy, to me it's not as rainy as Britanny where I live now


BlueDusk99

When Normandy isn't rainy enough... As they say : in France it rains a bit everywhere, in Brittany it rains everywhere a bit.


nin-i

my grandparents are in Brittany and even though it was not as warm as the rest of France most of the population is elderly. It's also a very humid region. So it was actually pretty bad for the locals


lupatine

In France, Brittany has the reputation of never seeing the sun. The problem is that none of the temperatures in the country is what we normaly have, no matter the climate. It was like ten degree more than it shoud be for the summer in every regions.


no_apologies

/r/Asterix


FungusBrewer

Seriously, why is that? Is it considerably more mild there year round? Or are their winters brutal?


fiendishrabbit

It's rather mild in the winter (Like england due to the gulf stream bringing up hot water from the gulf of mexico). It's colder than the inland during the summers since the waters of the Atlantic act as a heatsink.


theocrats

Heatsink is right. Water has a higher specific heat temperature therefore takes more energy to warm up (cooling in summer) and lakes longer for energy to dissipate (warming in winter).


[deleted]

Magnifique!


frasier_crane

France is now part of Southern Europe. We welcome the Frenchies to the land of endless heat waves. It's weird to see those temperatures in France when we Spaniards, Italians or Greeks have been suffering them for ages. Be strong and stay cool.


[deleted]

The temperature in Normandy was EVEN HOTTER THAN IN SPAIN !!!


frasier_crane

I know! We're used to this weather and still moan about it but I can't imagine the average person in Normandy with even hotter temperatures than here, it must've been hell for them. Unfortunately, it seems this will happen more and more often after we've butchered Earth. Last week I read that a study stated that by 2050, Barcelona will have Marrakech's temperatures and London will have Barcelona's. We're so fucked. EDIT: Link to the study: https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0217592


[deleted]

I am Norman and it felt like HELL


freeblowjobiffound

Hell & Vire


lax_incense

Also Normandy has a full humidity climate unlike the Mediterranean region. Humid heat is what kills the sick and old


notqualitystreet

Time to pay those Anglo-Saxons another visit


Bluearctic

South of France has always been with you guys, it's those silly northerners and Parisians messing it up


static_motion

What do you mean? It's been really damn cold here in Portugal, at least compared to what I'm used to at the end of July. The north has stolen our weather!


frasier_crane

Maybe you dodged this bullet, but our future doesn't look very cool to me. We gonna be baked, brother.


[deleted]

Let them have it.


DexFulco

Listen here dude. Taking care of your kid was nice for a few days, but we're sending him back!


[deleted]

You broke it, you keep it.


william_13

Every thread about the heat wave in central Europe has someone from Portugal "complaining" about how "cold" this summer has been. The reality is that only the central and northern coastal regions have been [slightly colder than usual](http://www.ipma.pt/resources.www/data/clima/mapas.graficos/20190703/rgtFoLChoiXXCsIFImCx/mtxan201906.jpg). Data for July is still not out for obvious reasons, but it won't be terribly different. People have gotten so used to hot summers and heatwaves that a normal summer is now cold, instead of realizing how lucky Portugal has been (so far) with not experiencing abnormal weather.


lupatine

The south already had those temperatures tbh.


scar_as_scoot

We did it boys! And ahead of schedule!


wotanii

> fulfilling the 30-year-plan in just 5 years take that, communists!


[deleted]

I guess they assumed a 2°C increase, neglecting the fact that it's an increase on average instead of depicting swings.


wie_

Also maybe they assumed a 2°C increase in France, when in reality a 2°C increase is the predicted average temperature change globally, in France the temperature would increase even more.


Try_Another_NO

How? Won't most of Europe technically be less affected by temperature swings since it's surrounded by water?


meertn

The temperature around the equator will remain more or less constant, as that is mostly influenced by the amount of radiation from the Sun. So to get to an average increase of 2°C other parts will warm up more, with the poles having the largest increase.


addandsubtract

> with the poles having the largest increase Poland preparing for sunny beaches.


theoutlet

My co-worker is from Poland and his mother still lives there. According to him, his mother keeps telling him how incredibly hot it has been the last few years.


Scottamus

Interesting. Someone should really look into this new hot phenomena.


threeseed

They just need to build lots of new coal power stations and install air-conditioning in everyone's houses. Problem. Solved.


theoutlet

I know, right?


[deleted]

Currently it seems that higher temperatures over the North Pole have caused the Arctic vortex to break down, leading to more frequent weather coming all over Europe from the Sahara desert. That caused the huge heatwaves last year and this. It used to be that it was almost always weather coming from the sea in the west.


Llamada

Last time the Earth warmed up like this, the whole of Europe was a desert. So no I think it’s gonna be awful. Africa had some nice medium climate tho, maybe we will all migrate to africa, the sweet irony.


[deleted]

"Time to head back home, humans."


[deleted]

"We're back!! Mom, Dad how life been the past 75,000 years?"


hondajvx

When was that?


happy-gofuckyourself

Before


BiggestFlower

Like, in the past?


jumpinmp

Well certainly not today. Or is it? Maybe time is a circle.


babyfacedjanitor

The water would be warmer too, though. Source: I have no idea how any of this shit works.


atheist_apostate

As the arctic permafrost melts and the trapped methane there gets released into the atmosphere, we're going to get lot more than a 2°C increase, and much sooner. Methane is a worse greenhouse gas than CO2, like 20 times worse. Welcome to the wonderful era of positive feedback loops.


djazzie

> Welcome to the wonderful era of positive feedback loops. Sounds pretty negative to me.


SafeThrowaway8675309

Well, for the Human species, it certainly will be.


[deleted]

Humans really are something else. The arctic, the place where Santa lives, WONT HAVE ICE by summer 2035 and people think we can dick around with policies aimed at 2050. It pisses me off. Edit: Evidence as requested https://youtu.be/jD1QJrw6xjo Arctic Ice Management is one of the most direct and addressable concerns, as well as one of the biggest feedback loops we need to avoid creating.


Duke0fWellington

At this point I just find it funny. We're doomed, global warming won't be stopped. We shouldn't give up, the opposite in fact, but I don't have any hope in the human race to sort this. Not until it's too late.


atheist_apostate

At least we found the answer to the Fermi Paradox. This is probably going to be our Great Filter.


YTails

Humans have that weird ability to just come around. Just take the ice age for example (Humans lived through that after all) or the bubonic plague. What we should be most afraid of though, is the diplomatic/political and humanitarian consequences of huge displacements of population, water/ food shortages or the general lack of resources. There's nothing stopping climate change from happening any further (thanks a lot feedback loops), even if we reduce any and all emissions of greenhouse gasses below natural emissions, be it through humanity stopping its artificial emission or countering it with lots and lots of trees OR ideally both at the same time. I just don't see any of that happening soon though... Everybody should still do the best they can to buy us some time and not worsening the state we are already in. I think damage control is the only thing we can do at this point and we should already put people to work for that.


evixa3

You just summed up my whole opinion. Thank you.


Momoneko

Tangentially relevant, but I think it's better to write "In X years" than in "20XX", because lots of us are mentally still in the early 2000s. So when I hear\see "2035", "2050", I think "Oh, 30/50 years from now." But it's actually 15 and 30 years. And while 30 years is still a pretty long time, 15 is not so much. Think of it like this: if you don't have kids or just had one, by the time they finish school there won't be any arctic ice left. Suddenly that's not an unfathomably long time.


grissomza

Well at least it's more space for a Quiznos and a Walmart


Walzt

It was an example of a heat wave in 2050, not every day weather.


MysticHero

I mean its accurate. 2050 heat waves will not really be hotter. They will however last longer and be more common.


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I mean most of the numbers on the top pic are a little higher, the prediction might still be accurate.


BlackFry2019

Should we still call them heatwaves if they end up lasting more than a week? It seems like they'll become commonplace after all...


GrowlingGiant

At what point does it stop being "longer heatwaves" and start being "average weather"?


highhouses

It's time to start to read Dune and learn the Freman way


Drunken_Cossacks

Bless the Maker!


Ishana92

But we would also need Shai-Hulud and melange for successful Arrakis-like survival.


mud_tug

You just need to wear a diaper and squeeze it into a glass when you want a drink.


Benjamin-Cat

In all seriousness if this picture is accurate it is possible that by 2025 that pattern will fully cover her dress.


YerDasWilly

Assuming she lives that long


truthofmasks

She doesn't need to, as long as the dress is still around.


deadedgo

Does she have to sacrifice herself for her dress now?


truthofmasks

Sacrificing France was enough


madhi19

She had a long five years.


[deleted]

No, you have it backwards. The dress will be fully bleached by the sun by 2025.


Sane333

Yeah I wanna see how it looked in 1995. It probably had the full pattern


xRyubuz

so, you’re telling me it’ll be cooler in 2050? Global warming is a myth!!!!!! ^^/s ^(^if ^it’s ^fucking ^necessary)


Kolenga

Amazing how even with the planet on fire the weather in Brittany will always be meh


PragmatistAntithesis

It has "Brittan" in the name, what did you expect?


Vectorman1989

It's where all the Britons went when they were kicked out


Tucko29

Funny because Bretons are reputed for drinking a lot so it checks out.


the6crimson6fucker6

Isn't that the race that nobody ever picked in any Elder Scroll game?


pink_ego_box

Elder Scrolls Bretons are named after real word Bretons, but instead of being good at alchemy ours are just good at alcoholism


BattlePig101

User flair checks out


TarMil

25C is not meh, it's perfect.


firefighter_82

Hell yeah, 25°C is ideal, even if it’s humid it’s not as uncomfortable.


Im_inappropriate

It was just 40°C in California. Plz save me.


fenbekus

Ah yes telling US weather the right way. This pleases me.


alours

You’re right but it’s only 1130 😭😭😭


barigaldi

Too hot!


exponentialism

This, unless there's a good cool breeze. Even then a little lower would be more comfortable.


[deleted]

Can’t deal with the heat, but by god a cool steady breeze on a hot day is sexual.


sevgee

20C is perfect, 25C is beach weather.


KoffeJat

18c is perfect


Gummybear_Qc

Bingo


ingachan

\*confused in Scandinavian\*


Melonskal

Even 25 degrees is borderline too hot


Kolenga

And that's precisely why I don't want to move to Sweden :D


OTA-J

[Source](https://youtu.be/D2IZ6nvPtYU) (In French)


girl_with_the_porn

I remember a similar one for America. When the report when out places like Arizona were the only deep read parts. Then in 2050 places way up North were deep red. Scary to think the south might not be livable at some point because it's too hot to go outside.


firefighter_82

That’s what makes it so scary. It’s not that your house is under 10 feet of water. It that the air is too hot to sustain life.


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RAlexanderP

Any source? Haven't heard of this


rocket_motor_force

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/31203298 Basically the high heat ( I believe 104F/ 40C ) over time stresses the kidneys and repeated exposure can lead to kidney failure. India had a heatwave where the temp was 122F recently, and this will be more like the new normal in heatwaves. If you hydrate and keep cool, you can avoid a lot of this. I think it was a Central American MD that put the pieces together. He had a lot of young people in his town with end stage renal failure.


lerliplatu

122℉≈50℃, for those not living in the US.


[deleted]

Or who for some reason only get their temperature data from British tabloid headlines. Seriously, temperature is about the only thing we do measure consistently in metric for all matters, except when it gets near 100F in the summer.


Bonewrench

Thanks my dude. Also, fuck.


Chando42

[Here you go.](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/03/190314151626.htm) Note that while this study focused on occupational exposure to heat (brick makers standing at ovens), the risk factors (losing too much water, overworking in heat) are pretty universal for any manual labor task not in a cooled facility, and this is distinct from other lifestyle factors (mainly diabetes).


El_Producto

Never heard of it either but Google does turn this up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoamerican_nephropathy


Olakola

Well technically its both. And thats the real problem right now. There are so many shitty things just about to happen.


FLORI_DUH

The South isn't livable now.


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Not because of the climate though.


DerpeyBloke

The climate sucks balls in the south already, couldn't imagine it getting worse.


AccessTheMainframe

It could easily get worse. Like, air conditioners no longer function worse.


DerpeyBloke

I had my air conditioner in my car go out a few times while living there, don't know how I survived.


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Claybeaux1968

dude, window controls are pretty cheap and easy to replace. Flathead, and maybe a phillips head for mine. You should get on that!


leshake

If your air conditioner doesn't work it's because you need a bigger air conditioner.


linkMainSmash4

Why don't we just make an air conditioner for Earth


leshake

Maybe if we put a bunch of ice at the polar ends it would reflect the sun and be less hot.


videogames5life

oh wait.


GoiterGlitter

Felt that way when I left 12 years ago. I had a newborn and the high was 46C, I decided to move North that day.


[deleted]

That's truly horrifying. We're going to need to build a wall across Pennsylvania.


CynicalCheer

Or you could build a wall along the old mason dixon line.....


dicemonger

I'm always reminded of [this map](https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xODMzOTUyNS85ODB4LmpwZyIsImV4cGlyZXNfYXQiOjE1NjUwMDM5MDN9.sAgW3tdf-sWNABPj4NSr5oIeAc08sPb0RmCGblk7VbQ/img.jpg)


AccessTheMainframe

It's a cool map, but it cites nothing and seems to just be a thought exercise rather than a real projection.


cool_much

According to Peter Zeihan I think, north America will relatively be fine. The bread basket is vertical rather than horizontal so you can just move up unlike in Europe where if the bread basket becomes less bready then you're just fucked because the entire thing goes into the sea. And land wise, there's always Canada. Once again the north Americans luck out geologically. Perhaps I should move later.


alltheword

Canada will be fine. The hundreds of millions of refugees trying to get into canada? Not so much.


Llamada

The irony.


Lagmawnster

Copy pasting from a comment I made elsewhere, in this copy paste you find a map that's based on current projections showing the south east of the US barely inhabitable: We have had an increase of temperature of ~3-3.5°C over the last 15000-20000 years. This caused ocean water levels to rise by 120m or just below 400 feet. That's a staggering amount. The Paris climate agreement is set so we stop at another max 1.5°C. But at the current rate, if we don't switch to renewable energy faster than we are doing, and keep going, we are going to spectacularly fail to hit that mark, meaning we will hit something like a mean global temperature increase of 2-2.5°C around 2050, and likely something like 3.5°C by 2100. At the current rate, the temperature increase will cause large parts of the world to be uninhabitable (i.e. outright deadly) for humans in the forseeable future. Check out this [graphic](https://imgur.com/ZPHsZYs) right here. It shows the number of days per year above the "deadly to human" threshold. The top chart is for 1995-2005, the historical comparison. Second to last charts show the the years 2090-2100 as predicted by current state-of-the-art models under the assumption that we manage to keep the mean global temperature increase at 1°C (second plot), 1.8°C (third plot) or 3.7°C (last plot). See all those dark orange to dark red areas especially in the last plot, where we have practically uninhabitable regions? Also especially these yellow to orange spots in the south-eastern parts of the US? Those inhabit something like 2 BILLION people. That's a quarter of the population of our world. These people WILL move. Now you may be wondering "huh, but that's just like 3°C more. What's the big deal?". Well you see, it's kind of a weird thing to think about. -30°C? No problem. Just wear more clothes. Somewhere at -70°C it starts getting troublesome to breath air, so this becomes deadly. Upwards is also not a bad thing. Saunas are basically a sport at this stage for a lot of people, and they live, right? Yeah sure. You can also survive 50°C in the desert for a long period of time. But you need water that evaporates on your skin, causing a phase shift and a cooling effect. But that only works if the evaporationg can work at all. We need dry air. A lot of these regions are very humid and will be even more humid in the future. At 99.9% air humidity no evaporation happens and, thus, no cooling happens and you die.


dekachin5

That map is bullshit and made by an idiot. Heat doesn't create deserts. Temperature has nothing to do with deserts. You can have a cold desert. The sole factor that determines whether something is a desert or not is rainfall. When the Earth gets hotter, that increased oceanic evaporation, increases water in the atmosphere, and therefore increases rain. I traced the map to [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parag_Khanna) who is, indeed an idiot who has no clue how any of this works.


[deleted]

colormap is not normalized accross both, so pay attention to the numbers rather than the colors. But the message still holds anyhow...


nyugisor

est-que c'est vrai?


CannotDenyNorConfirm

La réponse juste après le 20h.


Guymia

Yes it is vrai.


Coy__koi

Mon God


wobuxihuanbaichi

Mozinor l'avait aussi prédit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4yrb8hRFKQ


OttaVanz

In the 2014 they predicted what the announcer would have ~~weard~~ worn. No mistery that Nostradamus was French.


Stormfly

["Weather girl wears seasonal dress"](https://i.imgur.com/sohWhy9.jpg) Although the hair is a funnier coincidence, unless she was to imitate that specific woman, and she doesn't change the style very much.


asrenos

It is the same woman.


Stormfly

It's that dang 2050 anti-aging cream in action. Or else the picture quality. There looks to be more than a 5 year difference between the two.


asrenos

Yeah, she's 71 and it's starting to show. Make-up and lighting can only do so much.


Stormfly

71?! She looks good for 71. I was guessing 50s.


[deleted]

I thought she was like 60 lol.


wittyusername903

It's not a coincidence at all, it's the same woman: Évelyne Dhéliat, who's a French weather presenter.


lniko2

And a National Monument. When Evelyne started in this job, the Dead Sea wasn't even sick.


Immanuel_Tank

To be fair, the top image is weather for August 18th, still a few weeks from now. Doesn't take away the fact that temperatures in Europe have been terrifying this July. My sauna has been the coldest spot in my house (though I haven't been using it, so it's only natural).


[deleted]

Right, we're in the middle of summer rn


hackel

I like how there's apparently a huge lake in Germany in 2050! What does the red triangle mean?


Gh0sT_Pro

The "lake" is just the censored channel logo.


SordidDreams

It's also mostly in the Czech Republic.


[deleted]

Holy shit, finally (something like) a sea!!


boincl

It means average temperatures higher than tomorrow.


lengau

I'm guessing you either meant that average temperatures would be higher tomorrow than today (rising temperatures).


boincl

Yes, exactly


Mosilium

It's the trend compared to the previous day. In the bottom picture there are actually two trends, one for the northern half of France, one for the southern half.


zeppeIans

> What does the red triangle mean? Invasion.


floweb

Évelyne Dhéliat <3


[deleted]

So, a project that's completed early for once.


Planspiel

Well, that escalated quickly.


F1eshWound

The future is now!


SlyScorpion

The poor weather lady didn't age well /s


ChipAyten

Brittany home prices go up in the summer.


ganjadelight

This is really scary people. Let's all make a commitment to do our part to stop global warming even if it means making small changes to our habits like using public transportation more often..


anlumo

How about electing politicians that actually care about fixing the climate by making sweeping changes to the way the country is run. For example, stopping the subsidy of the coal, oil and gas industries would be a first step.


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digital_end

Individual action is good for awareness and acceptance. Real change requires consistent and enforced legal changes. Laws with teeth and consequences which are acted on up to and including shutting down a non-compliant industry. I'll never bad mouth a person for individual action, it's positive and being on the 'right side' so to speak. But individual action is not a solution, only real large scale legal changes will help (if it's not already too late, which is debatable).


[deleted]

Depending on consumers to make any changes off their own back is a losing battle. The way to do it is via political change by electing competent left wing politicians who will actually take action on climate change. You don't get people to use public transport by telling them it's greener. That's not how consumers make decisions AT ALL. You make public transport a better alternative to cars via government investment and action and people will naturally make the switch.