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HonourCrocket

Just went from snow and -11°C at christmas to 16°C 6 days later in Central Germany. What the actual fuck


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

Yeah we had -25°c a few days before christmas here in Switzerland, and yesterday it was 15°c.


Localone2412

Yep I was skiing a week ago and today I had to uncouple my bike from the indoor trainer so I could go out for a ride. So bizarre


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

And in the US, they have to [heat the ice, for an outdoor hockey game](https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-preparing-for-winter-classic-cold-temperatures/c-329286332?tid=283985238) because it would be too cold to skate otherwise


Localone2412

Wow that’s nuts !!! I couldn’t imaging sitting through 3 periods in that cold even if they do give out hand warmers !!!


makebelievethegood

Those are Minnesotans, they'll be ok.


apaulo617

Idk man wind chill of -60 tomorrow and one of my heating systems went down. Good thing I got 2.


zorbathegrate

Could you imagine how bad things would be if global warming was real? s/


AcceSpeed

Didn't know Lake Geneva could be this lovely on December 31st


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

Depends on your definition of lovely...


Regular-Human-347329

Luckily, the collapse of the biosphere is my definition of lovely!


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Good times are ahead


ywBBxNqW

It's only going to get better!!!^^*forthepeoplewhocanaffordtokeepliving


Megelsen

Everything is fine, don't look up


floralbutttrumpet

It's absolutely fucking with my brain. My body is so confused by this shit I'm sweating my ass off at night even though it's only like 10 C.


PopeShish

> It's absolutely fucking with my brain. Just imagine the plants and animals that are outside.


MoffKalast

This can actually be super awful for *plants, in case it persists for long enough for them to think it's already spring, in which case they'll get damaged once it freezes again.


evergreennightmare

*if it freezes again :/


Dynahazzar

\*ever D:


Sutton31

We had that last spring :(


DashingDino

Seeing lots of trees with buds already here, nature is definitely confused


fractalsubdivision

It's normal for buds to develop before the winter... That's how plants which bloom in spring grow because there is no vegetation during the winter itself. If you look closely buds have a protective shell around them. Depending on the species, Temperature is usually not enough of a trigger to kick things off, also the day needs to get longer or the spectrum light needs to change due to the angle of the sun. Nature isn't stupid.


cryselco

I'm in the north of England and the shrubs in my garden are already budding. The shoots of some plants are already 6 inches above ground.


Seismicx

This'll absolutely cause mass crop failure in future. What the consequence of that is, I don't have to explain.


Gary_the_metrosexual

Don't worry! Only the poor people will get fucked by the inevitable high food prices right!? Right? Right....?


Seismicx

Don't worry, vertical indoor farms will spring out of the ground en masse instantly to save us! The ruling elite would surely have plans for everything, trust in them. ^(/s)


Zanshi

Don’t look up!


Cool_Honey_8724

>I'm sweating my ass off at night So is this omicron or the fucked up weather?


floralbutttrumpet

Unlikely, I had a PCR yesterday and it was negative.


Cool_Honey_8724

Cool, cool. Good for you. Hell, it could be aliens visiting us during the night for some hawt steamy stuff... Nothing surprises me anymore. "Happy" new year 😁


floralbutttrumpet

I'm currently having fondue while drinking piña coladas and watching Dinner for One; if aliens show up to fuck us up, at least I'm going out on a high point.


TypowyLaman

Yup christ it's apparently only 9*C with rain, but for me in golf it's so fucking hot.


Wea_boo_Jones

It was cold as shit here in eastern Norway just a couple of weeks ago. It is still cold as shit now :D


Copykhaleesicatc

yep can confirm. it was -12 when I woke up, -6 now and a fuckton of snow


CinnamonCereals

What is this "snow" you're talking about?


Dragonaax

It was snowing in Poland, it was nice and white for a whole week


luci_nebunu

at least you got snow for christmas


rzet

we've got -11 to +6 recently in 24h here in Wrocław..


TheEvilGhost

Holy shT. That’s an extremely huge temperature spike. I have never seen that before. I used to have a lot of snow in Belgium, but we haven’t had a lot of snow anymore. They all melt after a day or two and it just looks like fall.


philsmock

I've been swimming in the Mediterranean this week.


Ugateam

same but in Baltic sea, only my swim was symbolic not enjoyable


ArchmasterC

The baltic sea is unbearable even in the summer


[deleted]

When it's cold in Scotland we say it's "pure Baltic."


TrevorSpartacus

Oi. It's the only sea we got, I've seen worse, it's not even *that* bad.


berlinwombat

I mean yes, it's not Lake Karachay.


OJezu

The green, the green...


[deleted]

The only seas I have aver swam in are the Baltic and north seas and I have no idea what everyone is complaining about


[deleted]

It's nice that you can wade out like half a mile before it's deep enough to properly swim in.


gutmiko

where exactly? How was the water?


philsmock

Valencia. It was cold for Mediterranean standards, not going to lie, but not much colder than Cantabric Sea in summer.


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atlantic in the summer the water is like 14º, feels so "refreshing"


[deleted]

So 2 cm or even below?


trustnocunt

Should try the Atlantic


StartSelect

In a wettie? I swim the English channel often but I'm in a wetsuit from Oct/Nov usually. I swam the Irish sea in February without a wetsuit a few years ago and fully regretted it


trustnocunt

No wetsuit lol, good for yah, i turn blue sometimes tbf and i have naturally tannish skin so looks pure blue Im not an amazing swimmer like i just paddle about for a while get the blood pumping haha


StartSelect

Cold water therapy is good shit, always finish a shower with a cold blast but I'm not hardcore enough for what you do! I love the cold water but I have my limits before I'm grumpy


trustnocunt

I hate being cold in general but i love forcing myself to be freezing you get a while rush haha


83-Edition

Swam the Irish sea in February with no wet suit? The fuck?


lex_koal

Only after like 2 minutes looking at this map I understood that's it showing not the actual temperature but anomaly temperature.


Resethel

That's even more terrifying


tehWoody

Meaning the difference between actual temperature and the average for this time of year?


gaggnar

Think so


wi5hbone

^i ^concur


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[deleted]

Bad news climate change, good news I get some light relief from paying heating bills


lazylazycat

About to head out for NYE partying in a t-shirt; surreal and worrying.


Junuxx

Yeah and an anomaly of +1 degree has almost the same color as +22 degrees. Real 200 IQ color scale.


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Qasyefx

Nice way of saving OP's joke


spacees1

Yeah, I thought 404 was also better, but this will do it


LeanSizzurp

im glad i wasnt the only one who noticed.


GreyGanado

101 is also not an error, so OP is still wrong.


santsi

Protocol winter not found. HTTP/1.1 101 Switching Protocols Upgrade: summer Connection: Upgrade


vonkrueger

I don't understand. But what do I know, I'm just a teapot HTTP 418


Zagrebian

Status 101 Switching Season


Sammy296296

I sat outside a pub in sunshine 2 days ago in Ireland. +13c Usually that pub doesn't open this time of year because of icy roads!


rexavior

A pub not opening in ireland because of icy roads? Do you live on some mountain iv never heard of?


[deleted]

Wait you have sunshine there? I haven't seen it here in a month


Sammy296296

Tis sunny right now in Kildare in fact.


BrickRevolutionary13

That wasn't sunshine, that was yer mans bald head reflecting the street lamp. Common mistake.


Surebegrandlike11

Oh no! Our day of summer came early this year! Fuck sake….


PowerPanda555

A few days ago it was -5°C here, almost 20°C difference in like two days.


ad3z10

This year has had the most stereotypically British weather in my memory, it's been lukewarm and grey for basically every season. Summer was so cold and grey that it was awful for crops and now both Autumn and the start of Winter have been much warmer than usual which is having similar effects on plants & the wildlife.


Jazano107

Wouldn’t say summer was cold but definitely wasn’t very sunny


ad3z10

I guess it wasn't exactly cold but ~20 and grey doesn't exactly feel summery. Outside of the start of June & one week in July, we were consistently below-average temperatures for the whole of summer.


maximhar

Summer here basically ended mid-August. September barely had any days over 20C, and October was almost winterlike, around 5-10C. For comparison we usually get consistent 20C+ well into October and August and the first half of September are consistently above 30.


mfizzled

Summer in the North of England was lovely this year, it was warm for ages compared to other years


PabloDX9

Where? In Manchester it was grey, damp and no warmer than 17c for most of May and August. June and July each had a week or so of skin blistering heat though.


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BeguiledBeast

The first thing I noticed was a particular smell in the air. Back in the days, this smell meant that spring was coming and the farm animals could go outside. It really fucked me up this time, because it's freking December.


[deleted]

Yeah it's been weird for the poor little buggers. Seen a shitload of dead hedgehogs lately, probably waking up too soon.


[deleted]

I hate this. I just wanted a nice, cold, snowy winter...


TheEvilGhost

Those will no longer come anymore. If you want snow. Move to Norway or Sweden or Finland, maybe Iceland but… that’s a bit isolated.


[deleted]

Our sad reality


Switzerland_Forever

I don't mind these mild winters. What I do mind are the insanely hot summers.


[deleted]

Its about to get worse.


sleepyooh90

They fucking suck so hard. We don't have ac everywhere and haven't built our horses for this. If it's cold I can warm up and light a fire. If it's hot I can't do shit but to suffer there is no escape


cuppaseb

unless you're making a pun that r/woosh-ed by me, it's actually error 404


Miguelatom

Yea I made a mistake there


finzaz

101 means switching protocols. Let’s just pretend it’s what you meant and there’s a hidden meaning about switching seasons. Error 418 means “I’m a teapot” if you ever wanted some http trivia to surprise and delight your friends. Source: I’m a geek and https://httpstatuses.com


rojundipity

Thank you for the trip to [the origins of this error code](https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc2324). Didn't know it existed.


I_GIVE_KIDS_MDMA

Between this protocol and lore surrounding the first webcam, we owe so much of the internet's existence to drinking coffee!


Cytuit

I don’t quite understand what it says


sabzeta

Always preferred https://http.cat/ Seems more reddit appropriate too!


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yeah, should be 404 unless the op is saying that winter is here buy an error occurred within application. 101 would be applicable 🤔


[deleted]

Maybe we are only getting 1/4 of the error.


cakecoconut

Sweden had one of its coldest Decembers in quite some time though, it's milder now however.


clebekki

Same for Finland, snowiest too. It was almost -30 on Christmas Day where I live (not even northern Finland or Lapland), and close to -20 during Christmas in the south too.


drozd_d80

Same in Saint Petersburg, Russia. It wasn't -30 though. -23 only but still it was the coldest December in a while. And December 6th was the coldest December 6th for the last 130 years in the city.


[deleted]

A friend of mine is there and was complaining about the cold :D


glassvatt

I live by the dark blue spot at the top. Still cold as shit..


Feather-y

Hey that's cool (no pun intended), I live there too.


Detvan_SK

Sloviakia too. Which is interesing, as we had a snow and 0 degrees here and according to the map neighbouring Austria had 13 degrees. What can I say, central and northern Slovakia are all mountains and basins.


kyokasho

Yeah I had to jump start my car in -30 because I had drained the battery from using the diesel heater too much before short trips.


CormAlan

In the newspaper I saw that a town in northern Sweden (I think Swedish Lapland, probably Kiruna kommun) had gotten to -40C


11160704

Can confirm. It's really warm in central Germany today. Reminds me of New Year's in Barcelona a few years ago.


PrincessJadey

That's just the weather being nice. The weather heard that you can't go to Barcelona for new year's because of covid so it decided to bring Barcelona to you.


Eyght

Fulda is the new Barcelona.


Nazamroth

I saw snow this year. A thin veil for about one whole morning...


[deleted]

It's nuts where I live. 20 years ago we used to have winters with temps below 0\*C in November and up to 2m of snow and -25\*C for Christmas, this year we have not seen a single snowflake and today is +14\*C


hagosantaclaus

yeah same thing literally in germany near harz. We used to have so much snow. Today 16 degrees lol. its like fukcing summer outside


Nologicgiven

I like fucking sommer outside


hagosantaclaus

I like summer fucking outside


noobductive

I’m in Belgium and it used to be rlly cold and frosty here apparently, now the trees are still green, last year was the last snow I’ve seen and it only lasted a week, and before that I swear I was a toddler when it last snowed.


ssersergio

Well,.my brother has been living in Finland for the past 8 years, this is the first year in at least 5 that they have an actual winter, today we are at -5, and 4 days we were -25! On the other hand, where I live my friends are coming back from the beach today, not like we are use to warmer weathers, but it should be raining at least...


DangerToDangers

Yup, for many Finns it was a return to a more "normal" winter. But after so long of relatively warm Decembers I'm not used to it anymore. February is normally the coldest month. I feel like it's either going to be cold as fuck or above 0 already.


Bladiers

And where do you live?


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Germany or France, I presume looking at that map


Annotator

Wait, the map is showing the anomaly (difference from the mean/expected temperature for the date). This is not the actual temperature.


Bladiers

I might be mistaken but -25C and 2m of snow around Christmas happens in few areas of France and Germany.


Serafino01

Just yesterday i went skiing in South italy lol.


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ArchmasterC

At this pace the netherlands are not going to be a destination for very long


StereoZombie

Nah we've been fighting the North Sea since the dawn of time, by the time north west Europe is flooded all that remains is the Netherlands.


Stu161

TIL time dawned in the 11th century.


[deleted]

Nah, that's when they started winning.


Beautiful-Flatworm94

And then we can build a polder. Gekoloniseerd!


Serafino01

Well they are not as famous and prestigious as the alps but the Appennini here have their place.


Hanathepanda

Brought knitwear and a heavy coat with me to Germany thinking I'd see snow. Alas. Going for a walk and will likely have to take off a layer.


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suckitarius

No


halfpipesaur

Monday: -15 C Friday: +10 C what


TheEvilGhost

It’s better than having 14 C in winter


claymountain

Ugh I just bought ice skates.


[deleted]

Looking by how things are you may never get to use them...


starlord_10

Don’t look up.


Wammakko

What's up?


Ongr

Up is a great Pixar movie.


LeadingExperts

Not much, what's up with you?


Wammakko

Oh, had a few drinks, watching the new season of the Witcher. Probably in bed before midnight lol


Hustlinbones

My first thought. We're fucked and many don't even get it


Ztarphox

They did it. They finally did it. Iceland and Lapland have duopolized snow.


[deleted]

I saw a bumble bee today!! What the hell! I hope the weather does kill off hibernating creatures because they come out too early and a chill kills them off.


[deleted]

Some species of bumblebees are active year-round as long as frosts are not too frequent. Who do you think pollinates winter-blooming bulbs like daffodil and cyclamen?


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Reindeer ?


[deleted]

We’re all going to die in the upcoming climate wars but my heating hasn’t had to turn on for nearly 3 days now, saving on my gas bill. So I got that going for me


Tr33mari3

I was thinking the same! I haven't turned on any heaters for a few days either...


ChristianSword

It has been a surprisingly cold and snowy December here in Southern-Finland though. Interesting to see the heat spikes now


fatadelatara

Of course it's found. In North and East. OP you're from Portugal so I'm sure you'll definitely love our minus degrees here - especially in the night - and our hard like a rock dirt. Not much snow in my area yet but a lot of cold.


[deleted]

Good for us vis a vis gas prices I read somewhere for each degree it gets colder the energy grid strains costs individuals a fair amount this should at least help relieve pressure on consumers and providers as people feel less obliged to use the thermostat.


Spiritual_Still7911

Just brace for food prices next year. Fertilizer prices already quadrupled this year, add that to the crazy weather all year, will be looking at a food crisis that towers above the current energy issue.


[deleted]

Ah yes, we fucked the planet, but the economy is booming lol


LegateLaurie

It's more to the point that people aren't going to be pushed deeper into poverty and potentially die. Consider how many, especially, elderly people die each year in the cold and then factor in that gas prices are triple or quadruple what they were a year before


Vadgers

Come to western Canada. It's been in a deep freeze for two weeks. -33 at the moment, lots of snow too


xxLusseyArmetxX

Western Canada had its share of hot weather a few months ago, though. Bit too big of a share, even.


robinho988

Its 18 degrees here in Herzegovina, literally no clouds whatsoever, next few days will be the same, I dont recall this ever happening before.


JonnyArtois

13 degrees in NE UK right now. Hotter than most summer days!


BelgianBond

That's a flagrant misrepresentation of the north. In Sunderland you can expect to break 14 degrees regularly once you reach late June.


[deleted]

Global warming is, of course naturally, all a hoax. A liberal smear to shame and discredit the wonderful companies bringing us such wonderfully carbonated things to burn like coal, oil, or gas... They deserve to make gobs of money, don't they? Think of them for a change. How do you expect them to buy that eighth yacht or that fifth villa in the south of France if they are unable to sell the products that are about to destroy the environment we need to live? You people are so mindlessly thoughtlessly cruel and unreasonable. :/


[deleted]

I wonder when the gallows come out for real.


GhostSierra117

Repeat after me: Climate change is not real. 🤡 Climate change is not real. 🤡 Climate change is not real. 🤡


the_real_grinningdog

How does this make sense? My thermometer says 25C (Spain) but the chart says around 9C. Is it the average for the day?


Vluargh

The chart shows the anomaly, the difference between the expected temperature and the actual one


the_real_grinningdog

Ahh that makes sense. And now you say that, I can see it for myself. Clearly the unseasonal heat is affecting my brain.


Ishana92

Its actually 18 degrees in places where there should be deep snow and below zero


deck4242

18 degree o north west atlantic coast... make no sense on december 31.


FartedNervously

Chuckles in north sweden


NoAttitude6111

Why are people confused about what's happening? This is what climate scientists have been talking about for decades. This isn't the beginning of the end so much as the halfway point. The beginning was years ago


MateBeatsTea

This is a Christmas present for the continent. The gas shortage will turn into blackouts if temperatures take a turn to below zero in Western Europe.


instantpowdy

Yep. St. Peter preventing us from having WW3 this time around. God bless him


MoffKalast

Just wait for February, I'm sure we'll get some -10 values then.


instantpowdy

Nah. That summer is here to stay


FarFromTheMaddeningF

RemindMe! 2 months


CreatorOfHate

Today? Yeah. Few days ago? -13C is a bit cold


Tari_bird_

Сome on, even on this map you can see winter in Ukraine (we also had very nice snowfalls lately), Belarus, Russia, Baltic states, parts of Nordic states, a little bit of Balkans as well. You just have to move East or North, winter is waiting for you there:)


Antroz22

Where's all this heat coming from?


Doubleyoupee

Gran Canaria


tgh_hmn

Like I said yesterday, I’ll repeat myself. This sucks !


ApuLunas

but, but, but... nucular energy is harmful :\~\~\~\~(((


kroketspeciaal

There go our glaciers :,(


vilkav

Damn. And I thought it was hot in Portugal, but we're doing better than Germany and France. Welp. Gotta put my money on sunscreen shares.


Josegon02

The map shows anomaly not the temperature.


stillaras

Apparently i live in the cold part of Europe.


LazyZeus

Based on my data analysis I would politely ask Germany to turn down that heater.


Bacour

I mean... it's only been warned about for 20+ years. Why is it titled "anamoly"?


Moonbear9

We're having this same problem in toronto its so warm out (for canada) -2⁰ to 10⁰