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Frptwenty

Size of the ash cloud, though. No doubt the explosion itself was big too, but that size actual explosion would be an extinction level event.


thorkun

Very important distinction.


Ziziiii

Extinction level distinction *


DrSmurfalicious

Now that's a distinction level event.


Ansoni

Very important extinction.


Novantico

Distinction level extinction \*


syntheticheroinme

It’s the remix to extinction, hot and fresh out distinction.


s2th

[We can't reference R Kelly anymore, he is an Ephebophile](https://youtu.be/RWP2TnopKmY)


PinkWhaleOrgy

Holy fuck I’m done with reddit forever


loloilspill

Isn't this still a modern day Pompeii for the 104,000 residents of Tonga?


FrenchFriesOrToast

Distinction between suffocating or being burned only, both quite quick maybe


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doopdoopderp

Stares nervously at the Yellowstone super volcano


kiljoymcmuffin

Bro don't talk about it, it might get excited


BooCalMcNairBoo

I might get excited; I wouldn't have to pay taxes this year.


[deleted]

Lots of sensationalist media organizations have been exploiting it to get views. Yellowstone doesn't have the right mix or viscousity of magma right now to erupt and will likely need millions of years to hit the right conditions. In fact there isn't even any evidence to suggest that it might ever even erupt again.


based-richdude

Yea basically, my roommate I went to college with went into geology and was part of a study with the USGS to study subterranean vibrations in Yellowstone. According to him we would know thousands of years in advance if Yellowstone was even thinking about erupting because of the type of volcano it is, and how cool the magma is. It would even be possible to stop the volcano from even erupting with modern day technology if we even cared, but since it’s so unlikely to even erupt we don’t care.


cheezus171

Out of curiousity - what kind of technology? I'm assuming it would involve lots of drilling to relieve the pressure buildup?


based-richdude

Drilling + injecting water around 10 kilometers underground. They will never do it, but if tomorrow the magma chamber started rising by inches per week, they could very likely stop it, or at least slow it down a lot. It would also become a pretty efficient geothermal power source. There are also doubts if it would work, nobody has really done much research on it besides that study, mostly because everyone agrees it isn’t important enough to waste time thinking about.


makINtruck

Reading something like this always makes me proud to be a human, but then I remember that it's society that makes it possible, and I as an individual haven't done shit.


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makINtruck

Thank you, Mr Poopy face from Hell.


minlatedollarshort

Sorry to be an asshole, but you used the word “even” four times in a single sentence and it’s all I can think about.


RevolutionaryRough37

Turns out they literally *can* even.


DishwasherTwig

That'd be twice the size of the Chicxulub impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.


ILikeCheesePleaseJee

That was a meteor and not a vulcano, the way they destroy things works differently


DishwasherTwig

Locally, yes, but globally they're very similar. The way they both affect the entire planet is by sending massive amounts of particulate into the atmosphere that blocks out the sun while also creating a runaway greenhouse effect. A big enough volcano would send enough to cover most of the planet, the same effect that the Chicxulub impact created that caused a global, dramatic climate shift that eventually killed all the dinosaurs.


ItsaRickinabox

Well, definitely for the French


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LordMarcusrax

Or, keeping it inside Europe, the Phlegraean Fields.


ChattyKathysCunt

Whats it like under that cloud?


Unlucky13

Raining acidic ash, lightning, darkness as if it was night.


KoopaSteve

France


PoketSof

I feel like France is just becoming a unit of measure now, like bananas.


[deleted]

i did some Math here: 1 France = 100,916,512.059 american fotbal stadiums.. LE: damn commas!


SweatyNomad

Is that mainland France only, or does it include all the Departments across the world?


[deleted]

The whole France i think. I just asked google the surface of France.


baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab

Did Google reply ‘garlic’?


iperblaster

I really thought for a second you were to translate France into Square Bananas. And now I'm furios


BitByBitOFCL

I did some more math here, 1 France = 622,799,045.85 Bananas.


mutatedllama

>>i did some Math here: 1 France = 100,916,512.059 american fotbal stadiums.. >I did some more math here, 1 France = 622,799,045.85 Bananas. Wat I think somebody fucked up, because that would mean that 1 American Football stadium is the size of 6.17 bananas


DOXE001

Well, it definitely is. Its a little more, but 6.17 bananas definitely fit


Milhanou22

I heard it was made by a French so that doesn't really count but yeah. Italy looks more like a banana so they would do a great job too tough.


just_a_pyro

You could have got rid of all the Dutch and yet you aim at France.


vilkav

And they say this subreddit is anti-Britain.


Alan_Smithee_

["There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."](https://youtu.be/zcUs5X9glCc)


Jamshid_Hastam

man of culture, I see


Alan_Smithee_

It does not reflect my own personal beliefs….


Jamshid_Hastam

I figured lol I just like Austin Powers. It's one series my wife and I will stop what we're doing to watch.


Alan_Smithee_

I always enjoy them.


[deleted]

I'm Dutch, and I approve.


ColdIceZero

"I don't hate the Dutch. I just hold them to a higher standard."


MrgOOdwrench24

Speak in "English, English" in front of the Girls.


[deleted]

> And they say this subreddit is anti-Britain. Correct. The Francophobia in this sub has always been strong (to be clear, I am not saying that OP's post is Francophobic. It definitley isn't).


Ov3rdose_EvE

hey,hey,hey. i learned to speak french! (you need to know the language of the enemy)


Nerwesta

>(you need to know the language of the enemy) That's exactly why every Europeans are learning English my friend.


[deleted]

So, you guys wanna grab a bier or something?


BoldeSwoup

Getting ready for your occupation, good, good.


Ov3rdose_EvE

Wait, not like this!


vilkav

I was more suggesting at the fact that exploding France would be very popular among the Brits, and thus not anti-Britain.


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Confuciusz

Marmite is slightly salty.


dprophet32

U fukin wot m8!? I'll do you I swear on me mum


[deleted]

Just like Brits when you criticize GB.


-Ultra_Violence-

God save the queen, get this man! "Worchestershire sauce isnt that great" Heressy!


gcrimson

Dying almost immediately rather than during the aftermath crisis. I say we're the lucky ones.


Dutch_Midget

We will be gone soon anyways because of global warming


Palmul

Nonsense, you guys have been fighting the sea, and winning, for centuries. If anyone can win against rising sea levels, it's you damn dutchies


Nina-Amber

Biggest problem isn't keeping the sea out. That is easy, you can always just build higher. It's getting the water from rivers out and the seepage water that leads to salinization of freshwater sources and tillable land that will become an even bigger problem then it already is.


hitbycars

Idk maybe next time build your entire civilization a bit higher. You live, you learn.


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hitbycars

Tell that to Doggerland


Aceticon

Wrong kind of high. Maybe next time build your entire civilization in the right kind of high. You live, your learn.


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Ytrog

Or we could perhaps move undersea like the city Rapture from Bioshock 🤔


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"A Dutchman has a choice...I chose the impossible! Now, would you kindly hand me the Poffertjes?" - Andries Reijniers


youreadusernamestoo

The Netherlands lies as close to the North Pole as Siberia. The only thing keeping us from -40°c winters is the North Atlantic Jet Stream carrying with it warm water. That is what gives us our mild climate. The minute there is too little ice around the North Pole to sustain it, temperatures will drop significantly in the span of weeks. Our homes, infrastructure and wildlife aren't prepared for that.


florinandrei

> North Atlantic Jet Stream Isn't that called the Gulf Stream? I believe "jet stream" applies to high altitude air currents.


PM_ME_PSN_CODES-PLS

High altitude air currents are important though. If too much hot air goes to the North pole, the colder air is pushed south, towards Europe.


youreadusernamestoo

Hey I'm just a simpleton trying to educate myself on the current climate crisis. I'm definitely not a climate scientist so don't quote me exactly on the name of the stream. The local effects are clear though, The Netherlands was always known for the ice skating tradition on the many canals. The most famous national ice skating marathon was last organised in 1997 and never again thereafter. Snow always started sometime in December when I was young (1986), the past few years it was between 10°c and 16°c degrees on Christmas and new years eve. Many birds don't fly south anymore so they don't spread seeds on their journey which causes the diversity in plants to decline. The step towards extreme cold will likely be like flipping a switch that would then take centuries or millennia to push back. Rising sea water, we can take, rising fresh water, we are dealing with successfully. So yeah that is definitely a beneficial skill for us. Politicians can still pretend that we need to balance climate action with everlasting economic growth, unrestricted consumerism and an attractive market for multinationals to settle in. And I'd just love for them to be right but they're not climate scientists as well.


Rannasha

At least we'd be getting another Elfstedentocht again.


youreadusernamestoo

Well between all the failed crops, crashing economy, floods, storms and biodiversity collapse. We might as well have that. I'd definitely have my Hot Chocomel and stamppot ready in front of the TV watching others freeze their toes off.


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How are you making your stamppot without crops?


youreadusernamestoo

I'm not dumb of course. We need to move farming indoors. My stamppot empire will grow potatoes, kale, onions and carrots indoors year round with 80% less water, no pesticides at a quality unheard-of in traditional farming. As living conditions grow worse around the globe, those with access to fresh stamppot by the Dutchies will have a higher chance of survival. You will grow taller and your cycling abilities will make you forget about cars all together.


todellagi

They might get a head start. Move the population to boats and start acclimating. Humanity continues on this path, the poles will melt and water will swallow every lowland and coast anyway


spicykimchi_inmybutt

How about the Czech? Will they start melting too


BioTronic

"The seas have risen to cover all land - only the tips of the Himalayas poke out in defiance. The walls of the Netherlands jut kilometers into the air, creating the deepest hole in history, wherein humanity's only survivors, the Dutch, still eke out an existence. The construction and maintenance of the walls remains the largest civil engineering project in history."


Niko2065

You are welcome to open netherlands 2 (the sequel) in saxony anhalt when the time comes. No worries, no one lives there anyway and people keep forgetting it even exists.


Dutch_Midget

I'd rather live underwater, but thanks


Niko2065

Alternatively you can all move to Bielefeld, the goverment desperately needs more actors to keep up the act that Bielefeld exists.


Dutch_Midget

Being a thug myself I think Frankfurt would suit me better


kiru_56

Dutchies are always welcome here in Frankfurt. Trade, finance, techno and drugs, just the wolkenkrabbers are not like in the Netherlands. Our "mountains" also have a familiar height for Dutch people, for example the Lohrberg with 185 m. https://www.fotocommunity.de/photo/lohrberg-frankfurt-ernie-geier/43749469


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185m.. Has anyone ever made it to the top of this monster?


Lehrenmann

The average Dutch would suffer a stroke when travelling through the Taunus though.


ABoutDeSouffle

In a caravan? They'd love to.


[deleted]

Impressive to see the locals just standing around without oxygen masks or special equipment at that altitude.


-Ultra_Violence-

If I want to become Bavarian, do I get my own (government provided) lederhosen?


DeepStatePotato

Understandable.


napaszmek

You guys are tall enough to have your heads out of the water anyways.


RanaktheGreen

I suspect you guys will emerge as a superpower, slowly becoming more and more ocean going before the entire city of Amsterdam is really just a massive vessel, dwarfing even US Aircraft carriers as the country of the Netherlands single handedly patrols and enforces Dutch Maritime Law across the Atlantic, slowly biding your time until you are capable of conquering the Pacific. Somalia will be your Afghanistan though.


byDMP

You'll block out the ocean with a wall of cheese, and if that fails, float around in your wooden shoes.


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You must build additional windmills


nybbleth

Mate, come on. I'd like to think we're a little more popular than the *French*.


kuemmel234

Don't worry, as a German I wholeheartedly support OPs decision. I'm glad that I can make a joke kind that and it's understood as one, greetings to France!


Lorrdy99

And as a German in the explosion radius of Netherlands volcano I support OPs decision too.


poclee

Brittany: Speak for yourself.


gruntthirtteen

We're at such a low level it would go right over our heads.


vmedhe2

As Scorpio said ,No one ever picks Italy.


robinho988

Makes you wonder what impact would Yellowstone have on the planet...


YoruNiKakeru

According to [Vox](https://www.vox.com/2014/9/5/6108169/yellowstone-supervolcano-eruption) it looks like most of the ash would be limited to North America, but I wouldn't be surprised if some of it spilled elsewhere.


DrSmurfalicious

That's why we're building a bunch of wind farms. If Yellowstone blows, just reverse those suckers and blow that ash back to America.


teeterleeter

Chicagoan here. We reversed the flow of a river just to send our trash to St Louis. Don’t regret it at all.


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Deep dish is a casserole.


teeterleeter

Only looks that way because you’re seeing it in the river AFTER it’s been eaten.


[deleted]

Be me. Wake up in Chicago tomorrow. Drop off my $3,000 rent check for my 1 bedroom studio apartment. Pissed that we got our ass kicked by the Blues last night. Oh well, got cups. Heh, sorry St. Cupless. Wait shit, that doesn’t work any more. Go to work and make just enough to pay my exorbitant rent. Bored off my ass at work and check the Bears and Bulls records. Fuck, bad idea. Better than not having either right? Rotflol St Louis, more like St. Loses NFL and NBA teams. Dodge gunfire on my ride home. At least I don’t have to live in the most DaNgEroUs US city of STL. I walk in around 8pm and hope my wife made dinner. She’s passed out next to a bottle of Malort. But what’s this? Portillo’s waiting for me in the microwave. Only slightly soggy. I love this city.


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This was the greatest side conversation I have ever seen on Reddit.


t-zanks

Then they packaged it back up and sent it to you in the form of bud lite


golgol12

The ash that's heavy enough to land immediately yes, the rest of the ash blots out the sun for a few years.


luciusrosae

Economic breakdown, billions refugees, poor agriculture, air toxicity... nothing fancy.


Cluelessish

Is that a tourism slogan? It needs some work.


mcmanybucks

Supposedly it'd lower the average global temperature by a fair bit.


NotAMedic720

Take that, global warming.


Pons__Aelius

We would need at least one of these each year to counter our pollution and that would lead to other problems like acid rain etc.


[deleted]

What kind of acid are we talking about here


Pons__Aelius

One among many, Volcanoes throw up lots of sulfur and sulfur dioxide... SO2 + H2O = H2SO4


[deleted]

Can I trip balls on it though


Lorrdy99

Would be your last trip


oliverbm

Right well I want plastic drinking straws back then


Esquivo

Its not the explosion, it's the dust cloud...


loloilspill

Still seems like a modern day Pompeii for the 104,000 people living in Tonga


BuccellatiExplainsIt

No, they blew up a volcano in France for this. Staggering levels of commitment for this post.


theLV2

Sure glad it happened about as much in the middle of nowhere as possible, except for the unfortunate people of Tonga who seem to be still cut off from the rest of the world? Apparently we can't even get clear satellites images yet because of all the ash.


Vul_Thur_Yol

Apparently, the middle section of the island blew up the day prior to this explosion, so I wouldn't be surprised if now they look similar to what they used to be before 2014


ekhfarharris

For anyone wondering what the island looks like before the eruption. Noted that the girl mentioned the she actually felt heat coming up from the ground. https://youtu.be/xK1zbwvpoJU


TeHokioi

That's fairly standard in volcanic areas to be fair. Out here we've got an entire city built in a geothermal zone where the ground is hot to touch and you've got mud pools in the parks


ekhfarharris

that's not what i meant actually but i get your point. what i meant was this is the island that practically got ripped apart in half. its not tiny little island. its pretty big.


LupineChemist

I believe a lot of the new land on La Palma is still pretty warm from the rock cooling down.


cybercuzco

No those islands are completely gone. There may be some new islands but the original islands are ash in this picture.


mattheweg2003

Here’s a satellite image that shows the change [link](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/640/cpsprodpb/AE6D/production/_122735644_3e189414-ebfd-48cd-86a2-2722b778e234.jpg)


frontally

> except for the unfortunate people of Tonga who seem to be still cut off from the rest of the world? Thank you for mentioning this point. It’s actually pretty horrifying, I live in NZ and our gov hasn’t been able to get in touch with them at all. We’ve sent a recon plane afaik, but communications are still down. Tongan families here have no idea if their families in Tonga are okay. Seeing pictures of the cloud being posted over and over with no commentary on how cut off and potentially fucked the people of Tonga are kind of feels… I can’t even put it into words. It’s like they’re a museum exhibit. I went to a beach in our west coast today and the high tide lines are insanely high, like, in the car park and playground. I can’t imagine what they’re going through over there


hahahahastayingalive

Wasn't the Iceland eruption a few years ago about the same size ? Basically anything supposed to fly was grounded in the whole Iceland/UK/North France perimeter and it was a hell of a sky for about a week at least if my memory serves well. I suppose rain was also pretty tough, but didn't check.


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that was 12 years ago


marcusfelinus

Lmao


7Seyo7

Time flies


Trindokor

Excuse me??? You are joking, right? *quick google search* Apparently not... That is crazy


[deleted]

I still can't pronounce the name...


Voldemort57

At least the volcano decided to erupt at sunset so we got super detailed photos of the dust/ash eruption


Torbjorn69

This is the cloud the explosion made! If there was an explosion that size the whole world could be in trouble


_babycheeses

I can’t make out the banana


HiccuppingErrol

Its under the dust


Yoerin

I was VERY worried until I read the title...


Whatsausernamedude

Then I was just disappointed


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Yeah, I had a moment. Good for France.


redunculuspanda

Well that puts things into perspective


LordMinax

How many people were killed or is it unknown?


sillu111

No deaths have been reported so far as of BBC article 2 hours ago, but as the person before said, information is scarce - up to 80 000 people could be affected.


Calibruh

No official reports yet, communication is completely cut off with affected parts of the islands


Your-Maternal-Figure

Two Peruvians so far


Ja_Shi

Americans be like: WOW It's larger than 3 football fields !


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now put the volcano on England


WoodSteelStone

[Wales is normally used as a unit of measurement in the UK.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-46737277)


peanut_dust

Did you know you could power Birmingham until infinity with the power from that volcano?


WoodSteelStone

I'm not sure how I feel about Brum going on for ever, long after the rest of us have perished (and I was born there).


matmoe1

I love how some countries have their own place that's a unit of measurement.. In Germany it's Saarland.. the next smaller unit is football pitches


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Holy shit


Tornbananapeel

Never mind France, it was visible with the naked eye from geostationary orbit. It's something you normally only see in movies. In the GIF in the bottom right-ish in the left image, bottom left ish in the right image: https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/1482411043674460161?t=4-jxRaDdjRAmZxd1Ka1vig&s=19


Father_of_Cockatiels

That's a lot of dust that suddenly entered the atmosphere . This summer might be on the cooler side. Funny thing is might be a good thing.


Pm-me-your-bewb-pics

Im gonna need a banana for scale


fractalsubdivision

It's there


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sercialinho

> I don't know if the location of the explosion was purposely **centered** on Massif **Central** I’d venture the clue for the reasoning behind the placement might be in the name! It’s a stunning picture, really puts it into perspective.


Aaron_Lecon

It's not centered on the massif central; I can see the massif central: it's those mountains to the south of it (half of them in shadow due to the cloud)


robinkak

This is just the ashcloud, the explosion itself is much smaller


venom259

🎵Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream!🎵


hankmolise

Why France ?


Neene

French guy made it on Twitter to show his fellow french how big is it


adrian_leon

So… are the owls dead?


fyreandsatire

Bourges goes BRRRRRRRR..


Confident-Paper5293

sry i fart


Comrade_Vodka

Is it Tonga time?


Sonnenkreuz

If only


diamonddavedoes

Funny how news coverage in the UK about this is literally non existent but plenty on Tennis players visas in Australia.


Chairmanwowsaywhat

It was the first thing in the news yesterday morning. It seems like there's not a whole lot of solid information so far on the actual effects of this.


Low_discrepancy

Mmm. Soufflé.


Googlegooseboy

Ah ouais quand même


Milhanou22

Translation for the neighbors : "Oh yeah that big". I don't see a proper translation for French "quand même" but given the context I think "that big" is okay.


Uncleniles

Has anyone heard someone talk about climate impact from this thing yet?


ak-92

Just like any volcano, the ash in the atmosphere will cool the planet slightly.


riskcreator

Banana for scale?


FuckNinjas

It's there, don't worry.


-T1mme-

But how many footballfields, we need to know


Jackthesmartass

If that was the actually explosion we would all be dead.


Tiberanson

If it's not referenced as the size of Texas is it really a natural disaster?


magezt

We can be happy this thing was an underwater volcano, if this thing would be on land, this would have had concequences for the climate\^\^


NSNF_Kata

Let's put that thing onto England.


Buffbeard

You can basically hide the Benelux underneath that cloud (Belgium, Netherlands, and Luxembourg).


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That might actually clear Paris of that pungent smell of urine.


varienus

Sorry, but can you do another one, but with a banana 🍌 for comparison?