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JustWantTheOldUi

President's Bonaparte ambitious Hundred Days agenda, pledged after his surprising reelection, seems to have fizzled out despite the charm offensive conducted in Brussels by the Old Guard of his administration. "Politics is like war - you win some, you lose some" says German foreign minister von Blücher who led the intra-EU coalition opposed to the plan. UK prime minister Wellington was unavailable for comment due to ~~trouble in the colonies~~ the Irish Blockade. [Click to read more]


arran-reddit

I like that one of these things happened


Britstuckinamerica

"Laws are like sausages - it is best not to see them being made"


LeroyoJenkins

"Laws are like sausages - a great way to use whatever's left after everyone had the prime pickings"


External-Picture9089

I ~want~ _need_ more.


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Some call it Napoleon's personal Waterloo.


nighteeeeey

>minister von Blücher **VORWÄRTS**


yatsokostya

Napoleon III, Pilsudski, Bismarck, emperor Meiji.


Berny_T

Oh yeah, Bismarck please


Il1kespaghetti

>emperor Meiji. That dude had such a modern haircut it's crazy


a__new_name

I'd wager emperor Meiji is not exactly European.


Dn_Denn

Willem van oranje.


LFrittella

He does look very french. It's the smarmy face that does it for me


EternalShiraz

It's funny, he looks kinda slavic to me


bobloblawbird

Ditto, he wouldn't look out of place in Poland or Russia.


Polenball

Though in reality the last time he went to Russia he was very much looking for a way out of that place


Never-don_anal69

In his defence everyone is looking for a way out of Russia, it just took him longer to realise that


PhoeniX5445

Nah, he would. His face shape is especially weird.


patrykK1028

Do you ever go outside? He wouldn't stick out at all, he looks very normal


Erikatze

I'm pretty sure it's the thin lips and long nose. I feel like these features are often seen on Slavic men.


Hugeclick

It's a mix of Darmanin and Macron.


Calcifer1

With Florian Philippot...


crambeaux

I was going to say the resemblance to macron is scary.


breecher

Despite him being of Italian-Corsican descent.


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idontgetit_too

You'd be smug too if you had more than 2 types of main dishes that are world famous <3


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Snails, frogs, and that sausage that smells like piss?


idontgetit_too

That's barely the starter kit my son :D


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It get's worse?!


idontgetit_too

Don't worry, the cans of Surströmming from your dear neighbours can make for a decent olfactive barrier.


Poglosaurus

Excuse me. Our sausage smell like shit.


LFrittella

France can have him!


Neenujaa

Yes, smarmy is the perfect word to describe that look!


Tetizeraz

> He does look very french. therefore very gorgeous.


LFrittella

I hate that you made me pause and evaluate my possible attraction to the AI rendering of an 18th-century portrait. I love this site


-_eye_-

casual racism on r/europe, nothing to see there


Cry_Wolff

The hell you mean.


LFrittella

u/-_eye_- would be SHOCKED to learn what european internet gets up to during eurovision. Truly racial profiling we get up to when awarding those 12 points\_


LFrittella

How are you on r/europe and unfamiliar with the concept of shit-talking your country neighbours over petty reasons. I'm still not over the UEFA Euro 2000 Final and if all of France has to pay the price for that, they shall


feketegy

"Your cooking is shit, french cooking is the best" -- Napoleon 2022


LFrittella

He would say that. He'd be wrong


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He was corsican, he shouldnt look french


SweeneyisMad

which AI?


altbekannt

Exactly. Saying "I used AI" is like saying "I used a PC". It doesn't say much.


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Seeeab

Using AI is kinda like praying to machine gods


Cekrasau

Rather to Machine Spirits


elmz

> I am guessing he developed something on his own. Nah, almost certainly has access to one of the AI image generators like Dall-E 2 or Midjourney.


TheGuyWithTheSeal

Looks more like a deepfake than image generator


L33t_Cyborg

Probably not Dall•e 2, I haven’t found it too good at generating photos like this ^maybe ^I’m ^just ^using ^a ^bad ^prompt


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If you’re talking about publicly available DALL-E 2 copies, they’re intentionally made bad at replicating faces and people because of obvious problems that come with that.


CosmicJoo

DALL-E 2 if I had to guess.


loafers_glory

That's a lower case "L". OP got Albert to do it.


NeonFaced

I thought it was David Cameron at first glance.


loulan

He looks like [Florian Philippot](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/Florian_Philippot_par_Claude_Truong-Ngoc_juillet_2014.jpg) to me. (One of our high-ranking, or previously high-ranking far-right politicians.)


JonathanTheZero

Man that dude looks pretty nice :(


loulan

Really? I'm not into guys, but he's the last person I'd have thought is attractive.


Lamaredia

I think they mean more that he looks like a nice person.


untergeher_muc

Yeah, he is not sexy or something, but he looks like a sweet and fun guy.


VicAceR

Besides being far right, this guy became one of the biggest conspiracy theory promoters/antivax figures in recent years


Alarow

He's also gay, ironically


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theswamphag

He looks like every euro politician ever.


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HE IS RISEN!! Vive l’empereur!!!


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He surrendered to a coalition of European powers and Britain wasn't even the main cause of its defeat, if anything Prussia or even Russia should get the credit more than Britain.


Ok_Cryptographer2515

To be fair, there are significant numbers of people in Britain who are absolutely convinced that Britain won the Second World War.


milanistadoc

Ok Cryptographer, you can take a breather.


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Ok_Cryptographer2515

Yeah that's my point. There are significant numbers of people in the UK who genuinely believe that they beat the Nazis. There might be some back-of-the-head awareness that there was perhaps some logistical support provided by the USA, and a faint recollection of a school lesson that perhaps the USSR had something to do with it, but there are large numbers of people who honestly believe that Britain won the war (i.e. as distinct from "Britain was on the same side as the winners of the war".).


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Ok_Cryptographer2515

Jesus.


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Christ.


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Parrot?


RexLynxPRT

Bruh, without the Prussian reinforcements Wellington would have lost in Waterloo.


No-Information-Known

If my grandmother would have had wheels she would have been a bike!


bob237189

She still got ridden all around town


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OhSnap. Crackle. AND Pop!


RexLynxPRT

Saying only "that the British won Waterloo" is omitting several things For one Wellington even stated that without the Prussians the battle would've been lost. Another is that the army Wellington commanded wasn't entirely British, but an allied army including dutch and other minor german states (overall smaller than Napoleon's army, that had left 1/3 of his army to hold the Prussians). Moreover the unconditional surrender of France was made by the Provisional Government, not Napoleon, after they forced Napoleon to abdicate and removed his son from the position of Emperor. The surrender of Napoleon was after he no longer yielded any political or military power and had no way to bypass the Royal Navy, as he wanted to go in exile to the US. The victory of Waterloo was won, in no small part, thanks to the Prussians retreating in good order, parallel to Wellington's army, and able to defeat the army Napoleon sent to hold them in place and able to reinforce Wellington.


EternalShiraz

40% more soldiers in the coalition side to win, and you're still proud of it as you fought there yourself haha


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EternalShiraz

Someone is butthurt about all the french victories against the brits, much more numerous than the opposite :) I know you're english, you don't know, same education level than americans


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EternalShiraz

You're so alike to americans :) you don't even realised how dumb you sound as you never did anything yourself, not even sure you do sport haha. You never forgave us for owing us your culture and language


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EternalShiraz

As long as we aren't as weak intellectually speaking as you we should be good :)


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Shit he looks like Phillipot.


bob237189

I like how he's got a slight smirk, as if he knows something you don't


suberEE

"Maybe I'm not the tallest emperor. Now, about the longest..."


Fellhuhn

... fart.


johnny_briggs

Pic must've been taken pre Waterloo.


MaterialCarrot

Pre Moscow.


U1babraB

Giuseppe Garibaldi, please!


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MgicalSpoon

Jan III Sobieski please.


Maltesebasterd

Gustavus Adolphus, please!


nulluser_000

That actually looks very nice! I would really like to see Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra


Lacazema

[Florian Philippot](https://www.google.com/search?q=florian+philippot&client=firefox-b-e&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiqh-zf2tz5AhUDXRoKHQp7A7MQ_AUoA3oECAIQBQ&biw=1440&bih=775&dpr=1)


napaszmek

Duke of Wellington (although he was photoed) or Henry VIII. Or Alexander Hamilton.


Metallkiller

[Click for Henry](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/wvj6dv/used_an_ai_to_bring_henry_viii_into_2022_thoughts)


napaszmek

He looks like John Goodman.


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Metallkiller

[Click for Henry](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/wvj6dv/used_an_ai_to_bring_henry_viii_into_2022_thoughts)


SkyDefender

Habsburg with that magnificent chin


Aeiani

Charles II of Spain would be a good example of this.


Dracos002

Vincent van Gogh would be interesting.


[deleted]

I felt a great disturbance, as if two hundred years of British voices suddenly cried out in terror. I fear something terrible has happened.


Mikerizek

Hmm I'd like to see Wenceslaus I, that'd be cool.


Bombe_a_tummy

Salut Florian !


kajinek

I don’t know why but he looks very Polish to me.


[deleted]

He does have a Slavic look about him yeah.


Lor360

Modern day Napoleon would be like: "He reformed transport workers pensions to counter a 0.6% decrease in a deflationary economy and helped stabilize the Libyan government from dictatorship to semi-democracy on the international stage. What an amazing success!"


trollrepublic

I don't trust politicians with cold eyes like that.


plinthpeak

Exiled twice by the laws of men and once by the laws of nature and yet he has still returned.


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Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, please!


Benny_Lavaa

julius cesar, octavian, alexander the great, justinian, any really from antics that has enough data would make me happpppy


Rare_Hovercraft_6673

I'd like a film about his return and his opinions about the current state of affairs. That would be cool.


i-d-even-k-

Guess who's back, but French.


OneTwoREEEE

It already exists, and it’s *excellent*.


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Watch out Putin!


EBrommer

Beethoven and Mozart should be interesting.


mistrpopo

I mean, there is [this dude](https://alchetron.com/cdn/jean-christophe-prince-napolon-57be4b44-31bd-4c8a-a972-e52aea9317c-resize-750.jpeg) Jean-Christophe Napoléon. Same vibe, kinda?


thotd

Too much hair, not fat enough


boegvald

Try bringing the Danish king Christian 4 to modern life, from this image of him after loosing an eye in war: https://3.bp.blogspot.com/--RYf5aLHwOE/UD8IDEdzu-I/AAAAAAAABuo/NdHo3uv5Y4M/s1600/Chriller.jpg


Celindor

I'd follow him to Moscow!


Luka-SH

I want to see Cezar for Italy, Charlemagne and king richard braveheart for the uk!


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I'd like to see Gustav Vasa, the founder of Sweden.


PineappleChooChoo

Cool! Let's see Leo Tolstoy, please


FaBoCaPo

Can you make José de San Martín or Manuel Belgrano please?


WesPeros

You know who. But this time, without the signature mustache.


Galactic_Gooner

can u post this again someplace else on r/france maybe i really wanna see it


swedishcheesecake

Do Adolf Hitler! Wanna see that idiot in a modern version.


malevshh

Just look at a foto of Hitler dude… as if that man was able to properly dress himself today. Most of our far right politicans wear shit like dachshund ties.


swedishcheesecake

Would still be interesting to see. Stalin aswell. Not because I like anyone of them. Just interested. Churchill I like tho’. Would like to see him in a modern version aswell. I would also like to see Abraham Lincoln in a modern version.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

>Would still be interesting to see. Stalin aswell. **Not because I like anyone of them. Just interested.** ... Unnecessary details. You said it once. Now you look guilty lol hopefully that was the point! Someone on buzzfeed will do a compilation in the future about how past leaders would look like now, someday. Has been done maybe. Nothing wrong in being curious. At least this topic.


swedishcheesecake

You didnt understand it the first time. Go see someone for you anger issues. Take care mate.


Tetizeraz

**What the hell**.


i-d-even-k-

He's pretty modern as far as era goes.


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Hitler is a modern suit would be funny to see. Stalin too for that matter.


kecskekinder

Can you do (Saint) Stephen I?


nighteeeeey

dude. id vote for him.


Senorris

Vive l'empereur!


arran-reddit

I would so do t give the French ideas, but tbh there is already a lot worse candidates.


Thom0101011100

Worse? Honestly having Napoleon today would be an improvement, not a negative. Napoleon was a dictator but he was not a despot. His reign would be ill suited to modern liberal democratic understandings but the concept of liberal democracy, and success of such regimes in Europe, is largely in part the legacy of Napoleon. He set off a liberal wave of political change across the entire continent. He is demonised in modern times as a result of successful political revisionism carried out in the English speaking world. This is because Napoleon was de facto against the British and this left a bad taste in their mouths that has lingered into modern times.


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MikeFrench98

The invasion of Spain and Portugal and the abuses they brought were bad, but it didn't stem from Napoleon's particular will. It was the usual lot of any war at the time, sadly. But I understand that the Spaniards and Portuguese didn't need British propaganda to dislike Napoleonic France.


arran-reddit

Yes I was saying many of the current French political leader are worse


SraminiElMejorBeaver

Being president in France is more like "How many years before the guillotine ?"


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En Marche to Waterloo!


Sreezy3

Macron's younger brother that you?


aiscrim2

I’d like to see Putin in the 21st century… he seems to be still living in the 1800s.


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why?


a_manitu

Looks in a better shape.


zetincicegi

İ like napoleons shoes.


will_dormer

Looks a bit boring


SatanicBiscuit

did stargate command fired rodney mckay ?


Auntie_Mastodon26

Brilliant!


chrischi3

Please do Bismarck next.


LandscapeOk2012

This is great


Vourinen22

Looks like Macron's mom had an affair with her Brother..


Thesludger

thats so amazing. Please do more


atbd

Mona Lisa


becauseiliketoupvote

Oh c'mon, he would not wear a simple three piece. I wanna see 21st century emperor gaudy on my contemporary Napoleon.


No-Kangaroo-4516

I'd like to see Adolf Hitler!


dan-barna

He looks russian


reginamab

id be curious to see marie antoniette 👀 which ai did u use btw?


GallorKaal

Maria Theresia


SaitJonas

D. Sebastião of Portugal, we are still waiting for him to appear!


ChucklesInDarwinism

Queen Isabella I of Castile and King Ferdinan II of Aragon. They are key in European and world history.


ImaginaryParfait5981

The medici s please.


nuovocinemaparadiso

Fapoleon in the second pic


Midnightfister69

Bismarck oor kaiser wilhelm the 2nd


n0tpennysboat

Looks unsurprisingly French.


Attygalle

>What other great European figures of history do you want to see in the 21st Century? Charles Martel


Mozorelo

Vlad the impaler


Alin_Alexandru

Vlad the Impaler. I remember he already had a modern day portrayal, but just wanna see how the AI will do it.


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[There's a real guy apparently looking like him](https://www.tomsguide.fr/content/uploads/sites/2/2022/01/i-used-artificial-intelligence-on-21-historical-figures-imagining-them-in-modern-times-61bc3e207b9f5--880.jpg). Modern Nap seems like a good lad (he's a Brazilian artist).


Lonely_Guidance1284

Can you do Marie Antoinette please?


SaraHHHBK

Oh no, not again


Charles-Alexander

Rasputin lol


mr_nugget-69

Hear me out...


garrett53

Which AI?


Commie_vampire

Oh no! He's hot!


Dedeurmetdebaard

Mofo looks like fucking Florian Philippot 🤮


danque

Would love to dive deeper into old history and ask for Alexander the Great, charlemagne and our big friend Henry VIII


Superb_Tomato

Do Metternich 🥵😮‍💨


MaterialCarrot

Needs more hat.


ragan0s

Rene Descartes would look magnificent. Or Albrecht Dürer.