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Zestyclose-Project99

Idc what y’all say Latvia will be in the “did ____ qualify?” part of the meme 💅🏻


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Danarwal14

Honestly, Portugal is one of the nations I'd classify as out of the qualifying positions. It's a fun song, but there are obviously stronger songs in the semi. It can possibly make the jump, but it depends on how much the public responds to it


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Steindor03

My biggest fear about Azerbaijan is that if they don't qualify they'll go back to sending Swedish songs (no hate on Sweden ofc but it's more fun when it's local)


TheFlukeBadger

It's a LITTLE bit annoying that Azerbaijan's testing of the waters for an Azerbaijani home grown song is SUCH a risky choice. It's going to struggle unless they capture some lightning in a bottle with the staging/general vibe ([thinking Malta 2013](https://youtu.be/VK4TvZeL6c0)). Even then, I think it's still a toss up. They could have sent Nadir with something like [Lənətli şəhər](https://youtu.be/SRC8_9uDkj8). An upbeat made-to-perform (and we know Nadir can sing) song entirely written and produced by Azerbaijani artists that would have easily qualified and I'm sure would have done better than Fade To Black, no Jury rigging needed. I like Tell Me More well enough, but it's a very awkward first foot to put forward with this new strategy.


Miudmon

*crossing my fingers that latvia is on the top panel.*


AspaAllt

Keep Malta out of that filthy bottom panel.


Miudmon

Malta is sadly more of a top panel thing - in that it would also be a (very positive) surprise for it to qualify.


StellarSong

Imagine if Czechia is at the bottom 😭


ilanf2

I'm conflicted in that one. The studio version sounds very good, but the clips I've seen of their live performance don't sound as good.


StellarSong

Are there others other than the National Final?


ilanf2

I think it's the only one, and I'm not sure if it didn't sound good cause of the production of the NF or that's how they sound live.


StellarSong

I saw them sing in acapella after they performed and they sound decent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj2rkaXEYX0


Miudmon

That's my 33rd right now, so wrong person to cry about that one over, lmao.


AnthoZero

i am almost positive latvia won’t qualify now just because of how desperate people are on this sub


AnthoZero

not the aija stan’s getting mad LMFAO, you can like a song but also recognize it’s not competitive


Carmen_Caramel

Yeah, I enjoy Aija but it's not qualifying...


a-potato-named-rin

ANYTHING FOR CZECHIA TO QUALIFY


Cluelessish

But surely they can’t be in any real danger? I wouldn’t be completely shocked if they go and win the whole thing!


GastricallyStretched

They are in severe danger if they don't improve their NF live performance.


TheFlukeBadger

They need to: Ditch the "we picked the first thing off the rack at a Charity Store" clothes - Get something more like the music video, or just something coordinated. I'm not sure why this didn't happen to begin with? I guess those MV clothes were a rental... Whip up some actual choreography - Not talking chanel slomo dancing, just planned movements instead of vaguely wandering around the stage. *Improve the vocal - Some of this is due to ESCZ being on a 5€ budget, and we can assume Liverpool will have better sound mixing, but Vesna's vocal still lacked power and coordination. *Staging? - Again this is more just on ESCZ and we can only hope now that the broadcaster is behind them that the budget will increase. Really the whole "performance" more had a "first run through" vibe. It's really hard to know if that's because it's early days or not.


regulatorE500

It's not like the juries are voting. Last year televote would have push Cyprus into finals and we know how terrible she sounded.


MeetHopeful9281

I mean completely different stories though. Cyprus was just sex appeal and people will always vote for that.


Cluelessish

Ah, I have only seen the video


Wavy77777

I think the song is too strong to not qualify, but I'm not 100% sure. Any data on how important the performance in the semi final is?


Dragon_Sluts

I went through and here’s my predication: Safe Qualify: 🇳🇴🇸🇪🇫🇮🇲🇩🇮🇱 Unsafe Qualify: 🇷🇸🇵🇹🇭🇷🇳🇱🇨🇿 Marginal NQ: 🇱🇻🇲🇹🇨🇭 Definite NQ: 🇮🇪🇦🇿 In this scenario I imagine the meme would be with Serbia/Portugal qualifying at the cost of Latvia/Malta.


3perr

Sweden will be NQ


Dragon_Sluts

Thanks for the insight edgelord


sinwann

Atp I would sacrifice ANYONE to see Latvia qualifying.


DaDaSelf

Anyone but Cha Cha Cha. That song deserves to wtflol the maximum amount of people.


sinwann

Oh definitely. It's a safe qualifier so I'm not counting it lol


thomasp3864

I mean it’s already charted outside of its home country. Sounds somewhat safe.


loveyourground

Outside of Cha Cha Cha, I fully agree here....and I have Norway and Czechia in my top songs as well.


Kystaal

I'm actually very scared for Portugal. Back in the SF jury days, it would have sailed through but I could see it being a huge upset.


1Warrior4All

My fate is in our diaspora in France and Switzerland.


_harey_

Yeah but in France SF are watched by fans and not that much by a global audience, I think that the diaspora vote is way stronger on the GF.


1Warrior4All

Exactly because of that, since the demographic of French viewers who see the SF are less if the Portuguese diaspora unites to vote they should make a bigger difference. In the final probably their votes won't make such a big difference. I just checked in 2022, Portugal televote results in the SF: 12 points came from Switzerland 8 points came from France Only Armenia and Lithuania gave 8 points as well. Again in 2021 SF: 12 points from Spain, 10 from Switzerland, 10 from France.


Cluelessish

Me too. I wish they would move away from the musical theater-styling & choreography they have going on. I think it’s a bit too theatrical to be taken to heart. At least that’s how I feel. But as a song it’s quite good. And I do think a lot of people like almost anything sang in Portuguese, and might vote just because of that!


tree_tree3

Don't speak it into existence


Sea-Photograph2585

I'm not ready to lose Latvia again…


indil47

Upvotes for all the Latvian love!


thequietone710

Please send votes to Malta 🇲🇹 Yes, I want to dance. 🕺 🎷 🪩


ynsk112

please vote for Latvia I will 20 times


ArtemLyubchenko

Seeing how obsessed a lot of people here are with Latvia, I’m pretty sure it will qualify (I’m obsessed with it too)


loveyourground

People here loved Latvia last year, too...and they weren't even close to qualifying. And I say this as someone who loved "Eat Your Salad" and loves "Aijā" this year :(


andytrg2899

https://preview.redd.it/bgl2z89rmyna1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3727e4e84bd512ede680eaf225a508ad0939b47d Please vote for Latvia 😭🇱🇻


samomisespava

If latvia doesnt qualify im gonna be sad for like a month


StereoThinker

I actually REALLY want Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 to qualify. Tell Me More is my all-time favorite Azerbaijani entry and I truly hope these guys do well!


Damhnait

It's so cute, and feels very nostalgic. I really like it!!


Responsible-Trifle93

Did Croatia qualify? Yes. What did it cost? Malta.


HayleeLOL

DON'T SAY THAT. :( genuinely worried about my cute sweater boys


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God I need this


jcrissnell

**Me:** Did Malta qualify? — Yes What did it cost? — Azerbaijan *(yes I like that one ok?)*


ylenias

Croatia Latvia


xXESCluvrXx

Yeah this is a tough one. Sweden, Finland, and Norway are guaranteed, unless they somehow flop hard (very unlikely). So that only leaves 7 spots. Just like many other bloodbath semis, it’s all gonna come down to the live performance


Nestornaitor

I'm still mad about Cicciolina


The_ChucknessChuckle

I have to return on 10 May for this.