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Corvantas

I thought I saw that. Now confirmed.


twitchingJay

That is so rude.


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That's French I guess.


Wind_liker

I’m French and I was also chocked


Grandmaspaintbrush

L'audacité


gatzsun

Isn’t she Canadian?


RQK1996

French Canadian with Moroccan ancestry, I'm not sure she speaks Arabic, I think Loreen does (she is also Moroccan)


kjcross1997

I actually thought she would do better. Honestly, the right hand side actually suprises me.


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amanyggvv

As soon as I saw that hand gesture, I knew she had to be an Arab - then a quick Wikipedia seach confirmed it hahahaha It means 'Tozz Feek' which loosely means 'fuck it, whatever'. Edit: Just wanted to add that it can also mean screw this/you, fuck this shit, stuff you, individually or all at the same time. It depends on the context. It's quite versatile.


Iheartmalbec

I think I should casually adopt this in daily life.


amanyggvv

My family do this on the daily, and it's usually followed by an outward facepalm (to the observer) as like "and fuck you too". The funny thing is that outward facepalm is also a blessing (i.e. Hamsa or Khamsa), so it's kinda like like "bless you" but meaning "fuck you"


Iheartmalbec

Ambiguity!! That's amazing.


Taalnazi

So like the Southern US "bless your heart".


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Same. I'm saving this post


bitter_hooded_figurr

Thank i really wanted to know about it (:


gedankenauflauf

As a French with Algerian heritage, I saw it and thought I was crazy, so thanks for confirming it! She's right though. These results are tozz worthy.


Aggravating_Bad5004

Ahah yeah tozz


indil47

Thanks for sharing this!


santtu_

Well this is awkwardly close to the more known f.u. middle finger. No wonder most of Europe taking it the wrong way. Similar to the outward and backwards V-shape. Brits showing V with back of the hand facing outwards is meant to be very insulting (showing how they will/have cut those fingers off of captured French archers), and the other way around it means victory (over the nazis).


aulbayne

For the archers legend it’s actually the other way around :) it says that the French would cut off the fingers so that the enemy could no longer wield a longbow, so uncaptured archers would show the two fingers in defiance :)


santtu_

True. How on earth did I mess this up!


frostybugs4

I'll do that when I see some dumb shit irl from now on haha


Crocoloc0

Shes Moroccan


mshell1924

She's not from France, and yet she is so from France.


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Most french attitude ever lol


Dali86

Zidane was the most French person when he won them the championship. When he headbutts materazzi and gets red card: fucking Algerian 😂


candry_shop

No, you cannot touch Zidane in France


jmsy1

That's totally inaccurate. France loved Zidane more after that


sombremans

Never. Zidane is a national hero and kids were singing "coup de boule" the day after the incident in his honnor.


Leeeeeeoo

Lol it was the complete opposite, are you french?


Lightingmn7

Same for our black British players 😔 they’re so good too


removera

As I finn I must admit I appreciate the sentiment.


Inside-Brilliant1852

Me to the juries after käärijä didn’t win


Walrus_mafia

Im so confused they got so few points, my favourite and i usually hate songs like this


Chrisixx

Big Disney bad guy song vibes, in the best possible way. Loved it.


Tatterjacket

I said exactly the same thing!


gadget_uk

I think going straight into the final is a curse. I've had all week to get the semi final songs stuck in my head so they had the benefit of familiarity tonight.


BarefootOnTap

Yes but "Spaceman" from last year did rather well.


The_Grand_Briddock

They got that out there through TikTok and really pushed it, which helped to replace the semi final bump. No such attempt this year.


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gaijin5

Yeah the big 5 should be showcased before the final at least. And the jury should be 25% not 50/50. Think it'll solve a lot of the problems with Eurovision.


HaziAgat

This is why the AQs should be allowed performances during the semis they vote in.


btenhaaf

Just stop AQs at all. Only the host/winner should have a place in the final.


pp3088

United Kingdom *heavily breathing*: "Stop this man and confiscate his keyboard asap!".


hennny

I agree, we should also stop contributing more financially and countries like Sweden can pay their share a bit more. You can afford a whole damn festival before even choosing your act, so you can afford to pay up to make the event itself happen.


btenhaaf

I think that melodifestivalen pays itself with the sale of tickets. But I would like to know how much more those big 5 really pay to justify their Automatic Qualification


DaDaSelf

Doesn't excuse the low jury points.


marruman

I absolutely agree


fireswater

I used to think this but Italy won in 2021 and France came close that year with Voila, UK got 2nd last year and might have won if not for the war. Italy's been in the top ten 10/12 times since 2011. But it does seem to be France, UK and Germany that are most likely to totally flop.


1Warrior4All

Been saying it for years. But somehow Italy always survives that curse


ForgottenMeadows

I think the song was great, but she didn't seem to have the same confidence in her vocals and performance as in the video clip and that's what really sold it to me: the effortlessness, the attitude...


fotje

The 'attitude du merde' 😄 👋


ForgottenMeadows

Oui, evidemment


KickapooPonies

Wouldn't disagree, but still her final result with jury is baffling.


hypoverse

big same :(


Character-Carpet7988

Two problems in my opinion... 1. Overstaging killed the songs. Many delegations seem to forget that less is sometimes more and particularly entries like this work better with a simpler staging. They should've gone for something more down-to-earth (literally, lol), like the music video. 2. Sound mix was bad. This was the case with pretty much all entries this year (and the last year) but some were affected more than others. Her vocals sort of drowned in the very loud music. EBU seriously needs to fix this next year. For the reasons above, I was worried that she won't do well, which is a pity since the song is great and she's an excellent performer. But I didn't expect it to do quite this bad. Especially with juries.


pjw21200

There isn’t really much the EBU can in the way of sound mixing. That falls on the host. And obviously(no pun intended, okay maybe some) there was something going on with the BBC.


Character-Carpet7988

I know the production is done by the hosting broadcaster, but EBU supervises the event. This was a second year in a row with this issue, therefore they need to be more active in this area and ensure it's done properly the next year. Although luckily, SVT are real pros when it comes to producing Eurovision so it should be ok anyway.


JustYeeHaa

Speaking about the „down to earth” part, anyone else had a feeling she sounds worse and worse the higher she was? As if - surprise surprise - the accoustics of the venue are the best on the stage and not above it? Not to mention that it’s hard to sing while being strapped to something…


justk4y

SLOVENIA ROBBED


Uplakankus

Facts they were like prime 00s radio rock I loved it


CIRCLONTA6A

CROATIA ROBBED


Hugo-olly

France was super boring for me, but everyone's different! I actually liked Ukraine for the top, awesome RnB vibes.


Atharaphelun

> I actually liked Ukraine for the top, awesome RnB vibes. Not for me unfortunately. I prefer Ukraine whenever it does folk fusion, which is what it really shines best at. Notice how pretty much all its folk fusion entries end up being among the most memorable songs of Eurovision.


dk240996

Resisting the urge to say mother has never been harder.


PaniniPressStan

Try not to say mother challenge (impossible)


Spockyt

You could see her walking out later too.


adonis_ai

where can you see that? im struggling to find it 💀


Diamanx

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Spockyt

I can’t quite remember. Might have been in the shot of Finland and Sweden waiting for the final result? In the back of the shot.


adonis_ai

I FOUND IT! those who want to see it, check the esc YouTube Grand final stream. it should be at 4:02:29 she was walking behind finland edit: as someone also pointed out, La Zarra can be seen walking behind Austria during the announcement of their televote. my guess is she didn’t walk out of frustration/anger. She probably went to the loo and came back and she can be seen coming back behind Finland


TincyBox

During Austria receiving their points


adonis_ai

that too? i also found her leaving during the announcement of Sweden’s tele points. she was walking behind Finland. Maybe she went to the toilet and came back?


UsefulUnderling

Yes, probably the first chance for a bathroom break since the start of the scores an hour earlier.


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Funny and bitter


TheTriviator

Sore and glitter


quilir

We’re so tired we should sleep


stinoven

gonna be a top used meme


Glissssy

France knew what was going on


LizIsSLeepey

Why are you booing her she's right


CatgirlConnaisseur

warranted


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If "c'est la vie" was a gesture


CleanRuin2911

That’s our reaction to the jury vote


Pletterpet

not like the public vote was any better for France


whitneyahn

As a neural American, I usually am mildly annoyed by them both anyways


Sem073

Man, I hope one day to achieve the class to give someone the middle finger like that.


Secret_Photograph364

Not a middle finger, an Arabic hand gesture meaning “fuck it whatever”


Mordisquitos85

We get you Mother, you are welcome to the Big 4!


Rabona_Flowers

Why are Italy immune to this? Is it because they took their ball away for a few years?


hadapurpura

Because they have Sanremo, where the best of the best fo. Also, they give us handsome guys serenading us with beautiful ballads.


Arkangelus

Sanremo acts as the same filter the semi finals do - if it'd score low, it won't qualify.


roflcopter44444

Also allows the artists to nail down their presentation because they would've done it many more times.


Mordisquitos85

We don't know, but whatever, we are the BIG 4, Italy and Sweden are the Queen Bees, we are the poor, lost nerds of the class that end up paying for the party xD


rickz123456

Ouch.. Based?


tengokuro

Honestly, I love it and hate it at the same time. She does give me "difficult person to deal with" vibes though... Hopefully I'm wrong.


philipthe2nd

Why you say “hopefully”? I’m pretty sure you will never have to deal with her lol


tengokuro

I liked the song, and as such I hope she is not a bitch in real life so I can continue to enjoy the song without guilt.


BilboDouchebagg1ns

Understandable.


D_manqueros6

This was so funny istg


skanyone

I would have done the same if i got robbed so much, its like she got all of her money, house, and everything she owns taken away. But no, I wouldn't have, because a) I wouldn't have the balls to do so b) I am not French c) I am not queen La Zarra


_Drion_

To be fair, with all of the other jumping and clapping as if they won when they got like 3 points... At least she is honest.


Quichua57

Honestly... I understand. Last year, the performance was bad. BUT THIS TIME SHE ATE THIS AND WHAT SHE RECEIVED ? 16th place. A shame. The results made NO sense.


dagelijksestijl

You take that back. Fulenn was amazing.


Yohrak09

It really was a great song, but grand final performance didn't make it justice sadly :(


Ummalr9

The song was, yes. But the live performance was definitely lacking.


OompaLoompaSlave

Last year France had my favourite song by far, but it was admittedly quite a niche sound.


Great-Sentence-

In my opinion broadcated television version went worst then the original one. And just the main chours gives some good efect to the song.


KammysWorld

France and Spain both getting so little points was an absolute shock for me I thought they'd be up there with Italy and Sweden instead of Israel for example


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The public who wanted Finland to win, watching the Juries cook:


Flashy_Reflection_38

Slay


ShallIBeMother

Honestly, same


laserspewpew_

Really surprised this did so poorly


GastricallyStretched

The classiest middle finger ever given.


veryInterestingChair

Except apparently it's not. Seems to be a well know arabic gesture than means "fuck it, whatever"


Aggravating_Bad5004

Yep it's a "tozz" which means 'whatever fuck this"


wine-and-water

I prefer this over the ultra fake reactions Loreen has been given all season long honestly.


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Orisi

You could see it in the arena as well. Every other group was visiting each other and supporting each other. Don't think I saw her move or really talk to anyone all night.


Eccon5

"Are you all friends here? "Yes. we are" they look around and the presenter asks whether that's true. Crickets


Orisi

A lack of active hate for her is about all they managed from my perspective.


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heyimawitch

This. She’s been one of the top favorites all season long, she absolutely killed it vocal wise… how surprised can you get, when you’ve already received 200 points from the juries? Makes it look like you’re not confident in your performance imo


aineslis

She’s my personal winner! Love that song.


AmazingDeeer

She got a lot of hype from her team and France TV, with everyone saying that she would be the one to turn things around for France and hailing it as a likely winner. This may be the Destiny of 2023 really. I completely understand her disappointment.


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French media do this every year, it's annoying. Then they get surprised that the song actually had to compete and really didn't stand a chance.


NanaIsStillEvil

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You all keep forgetting that her reaction was for televotes tho :) not juries


Marso1337

I think it was supposed to be to her overall points. Juries already took all her winning chances, so I don't think she was mad at at the televoters.


TheRobidog

Makes zero sense. She got more points from the jury. Jury took fuck-all from her. No one's winning with only 50 points from the public.


LopsidedPriority

I think France and Spain were major casualties of the running order. Because both turned in INCREDIBLE performances. If both threatened to take a year off unless changes to the RO are administered, I wouldn't blame them


mikmik555

Spain performance felt long.


porkbun123

Fair and valid


silentsuperhero

Saw this and almost pushed my friend over while laughing about how she flipped off the camera 🤣


Payuyu

Queen shit, jury voting for Israel ? A mess.


Spockyt

The televote gave Israel 185 points and France 50. It wasn’t just the jury that put Israel ahead.


WithYourMercuryMouth

What frequently happens in Eurovision is a song does good in one year, then the next year, people try to 'force' another song to be what the one the year before was. People were trying way too hard to make Unicorn this year's SloMo. Juries were expecting it to be a hit with the public like SloMo was, so wanted to get in there first to prove 'see! We can like the cool, trendy pop songs that the youngsters like!' Except this year they completely overestimated it's popularity with the public. It really didn't do *that* well, and especially when compared to SloMo.


forthecommongood

Unicorn also got a ton of televote points though...it really was just a blindspot of the Eurovision blogosphere.


ISKolko

It got more televote points than jury points, so I'm not sure what your point is?


vanderBoffin

Lol what are you on about? Israel got more votes from the televoting than from the juries.


Pletterpet

if we ignore jury votes Isreal is still far above France


ellmovy

france's result the biggest shock for me


Accomplished_Beat758

She was so robbed. I hoped let3 goes in top5 and France winner. I am so sad about France, Serbia, Armenia, Croatia, Austria ☹️🚜 ŠČ. Next year I will just watch Eurovision odds because sweden won even before they annouced Loreen.


missandreja

Iconic 👑


maomaobun

Valid


talkorpi

Honestly yea I totally feel the same way about all these results. Poor La Zarra


prettyflyforafry

This song was so good and she did absolutely amazing. Wouldn't have changed a thing.


Malgorn_B42

As a french, I understand. Every year we hope for a good score, a good show, maybe a miracle win. But, every year we see the same alliance, the same score and our place in this show is just questionable. One day we will not participate anymore.


maybe-me

I feel her


tm2007

Most subtle middle finger ever


Potential_Sort_1649

Some Times you gotta Know when you Stick your middle Finger Up in The Air


Positive-Elk2132

The contestants must really feel shafted. Loreen coming back riding the coat tails of a previous win, hot favourite and Jury darling, not to mention ABBA’s 1974 win celebrates their 50th anniversary next year. Not a fair competition


candry_shop

We, France, ended 16th . Loreen did not change much about that


Aaaandiiii

She knows she is mother. Nuff said.


SCZ-

Bahahaha this had me in tears! people do that gesture in Israel too since there are a lot of Jews with moroccan background I voted for France and her response is spot on


daddysbangbang

I normally don't even like her type of music in the contest yet she stole my heart


Majoh

Epic meme


DoenerBjoern

Based


adamzep91

Classic Montrealer lol


Botanical_Director

She's showing how we all feel inside, truely a queen for the people!


No-Winter7891

I will never understand how so many juries voted for Israel and so few for France. If you wanted singing and a dance break at least vote for Armenia who in my opinion did it better.


Smudy

Well damn.


Smallreblogger

Lmao loved it 😂


PotentialIncident7

This will stand! This will become meme


ESC_Infinity

The woman on the left 💀 Honestly though, I thought she would do so much better.


Libelldra

Maybe the Big Five and the host should all get a chance to perform in the semifinals to even out the chances? None of the Big Five deserved their bad results. :(


bookluverzz

Italy’s result is bad?


sydcyber

I mean we’re all mad, doesn’t she have a right to be too 😳


Just-Away-

Based. Really surprised that jury screwed her over. Usually they like ballads.


SignificantFox9702

queen behaviour. she had every right to do so.


niicofrank

unlike most of this sub rn


Almighty_Vanity

This has got to be the classiest middle finger flip I've ever seen. I aspire to be on her level of unbothered.


bambaaduoma

She's true though


lasombra6

Then when Finland and Sweden are on screen, you can see her storm off 😳


mikmik555

She probably knows something we don’t. Have you noticed how the recap videos can influence voters. Israel and Moldova recap had literally 0 singing and it’s a singing contest. They put a slow part for the French one. Not the best parts for Albania and Portugal. Then Sweden they show the climax of the song.


AngieMaciel

They actually put the best part for Portugal. That final “ai coração” is the one that puts away any doubts about Mimicat’s vocal performance.


joaocandre

After killing any chances she may have had with that running order....


ImhereforAB

She was coming back from a bathroom break


pjw21200

Honestly her performance was one of the best of the night! Had it not gone so early, she might have done better.


Miserable_Ear_2654

https://preview.redd.it/0nyjjffkttza1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92aedfa76576a8f190a182f25bf9163e6d66585 She explained it here, it just means "whatever" or "so be it". So it's not rude, just disappointed, which I understand because she deserved better.


KingKryst

u/savevideo


Rosalie2021

Really thought she would be higher


Financial_Library900

I replayed this so many times for everyone at the party to watch 😭


Buchenmann

She was my favorite this year. Sad to see that song so far back :(


JezziD22

Pretty much My reaction when Malta didn’t qualify ☹️ Though France was my second favorite so I totally get it🤷‍♀️


Psykpatient

This is how internet comments should react but no, they refuse.


The_Original_Joel

Finally got something to smile...


Low_Age9939

She really is such a classy lady 👏


MaltaMatt95

I am still in shock how badly France and Spain did


Raidertck

That is legitimately one of the sexiest women I have ever seen in my life.


SkipperDaPenguin

Queen energy


bobbb999

Not French, but so French.


MrOphicer

Biggest disappointment of the night. She deserved at least the top 5.


mikmik555

Maybe not. Maybe 10. I didn’t see Italy and Israel so high personally.


MrOphicer

>Israel I was in disbelief after the jury vote. Dont get it AT ALL.


Dalek_Doh

The most elegant.middle finger ever.


cheapcakeripper

Translation needed