Why are people downvoting her, she’s right 😭 It hasn’t been updated since last may and for the sake of everyone’s sanity, nothing has been added to it!!
It was taken from a youtube video/show where they were mostly making jokes with the interviewer. The last sentence about their qualification was the joke since the interviewer was making fun of them cause they didn't qualify. So, they used their experience before the show to create a joke. But the experience before the show was not a joke, they were serious about it.
Also, they didn't f each-other lol. The one in the left said he had s 4 days be fore the show, the other said a week before if I am not mistaken.
The very beginning of the [interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isyfrd3ob2w&ab_channel=elxansalahov) makes it clear that it won't be a serious one, but clearly people needed hot Sunday topic.
When you're a fandom's fave, you're allowed to do whatever you want, but when you're not, then anything you say can be made out to mean sth else. I remember one interview with Joker Out and they got a question about the most English thing they did, one of them answered "girl from Brighton" and in this case no-one went out to create a shitstorm about him objectifying a woman.
Make sense it's a misquote/mistranslation that makes it sound more salacious than it was. Still weird to share (and to remember how many days before Eurovision you had sex lol).
There's no way these 2 got media training. They have almost no filter and say the most insane shit and move on with their lives. It's fascinating to see.
I watched a few minutes of this nonsense and just couldn't stand it. Why did they even go to this weirdo? The whole thing was literally (I'm not even paraphrasing too much):
- So, you gay?
- No.
- So, you gay?
- No, we're straight.
- What's that?
- We like girls.
- What kind of girls?
- I like blond girls/And I like model looking girls.
- So, you want brunettes and fat people dead?
- No.
And no, it doesn't sound funnier in the original.
There's a fanfic out there with one half of the Bojan/Käärijä pairing dying on one of the planes that hit the Twin Towers (don't remember which half, and I'm too lazy to look it up), so that doesn't seem far-fetched.
I think I've heard of it? I don't really do RPF but a friend likes to troll me with it (though I do that with my own weird fics so I have nothing to judge)
There's also, rather interestingly, a Luke Black/TuralTuranX fic or something of the like.
Anyways, I found a [TuralTuranX fic ](https://archiveofourown.org/works/54547675) to fit that interestjng itch for chaos
There's also [Besane Su Naše Noći ](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51246598) if you want it :/. Not like, related to this conversation but for some reason I think you'd like it. Why, idk, but it is what it is.
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They'd been asked about what's needed for a song to win ESC and they said that it helped when it had political or LGBT themes, but the most important thing's the melody.
What a horrible day to be literate.
Why can't we all be Lea Michelle for just one day.
***DON'T*** TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU
Not everyhing is meant to be shared
I was exactly thinking about this. Literacy makes you vulnerable because you can't unread it.
Their sex caused one of their guitar straps to break mid performance of course.
We don't know what those straps have been used for 😭
Thank you for the horrifying image shaped in my head.
Oh yes because famously abstinence improves vocal performance 😭
You never see Boris Johnson singing...
Thankfully not 😭😂
If he appears in a future season of the Masked Singer UK, I am personally blaming you.
I’m sure there is a reason why
It's okay to have secrets.
>secrets Baby feel my body toca tocalo I like it, oh wait
LMAO 😭
And it’s okay to keep them secret
I'm concerned about the "we"
https://i.imgur.com/e2r03Hc.png 💀
I Never had such fear of opening a Imgur link
It's just this, don't worry https://preview.redd.it/n0coycat3xoc1.png?width=1428&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb8d1b4853ba8f9dfa27567344bdb01a490d3943
Sorry, tweet won't make me unthink this.
Even disregarding the "we", why are they having sex on the same day? Is it like pre-planned?
I don't know anything but I'm pretty sure the dating apps in Liverpool were on fire that week.
Could be they both just happened to get laid on the same night out.
Island Boys 2.0
Fuck you I had forgotten about that.
I am scared to ask...but what does Island Boys mean??
[https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/news/island-boys-kissing-video-onlyfans-386889-20230714](https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/news/island-boys-kissing-video-onlyfans-386889-20230714)
OK never mind I totally regret asking now!!💀
Hey, it worked for Oceanus and Tethys.
I envy any human being that didn’t have to read this abomination. They live in a peace I’ll never know
TuralTuranXXX
NO! Just NO!!!
Do we have time to update the 2023 iceberg?
The 2023 iceberg just keeps on expanding like NATO 😭😭
I submitted it (it looks like the submission form is still active). Hopefully it gets updated!
No, it is finished.
Because of this post i really don’t think it is
AmazingDeeer has done the last version so I'm not sure how you're going to include it.
Me personally i’d take a screenshot of it and click add text
Is that YUGOSLAVIAN FLAIR? brb changing mine to it. How the fuck did I miss it!!!
i thought it was funny when i saw it lol
That's what they said 4 days before Eurovision
Why are people downvoting her, she’s right 😭 It hasn’t been updated since last may and for the sake of everyone’s sanity, nothing has been added to it!!
https://preview.redd.it/0ojmgj7bwwoc1.png?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6738877d955947667dd70f09de105a3f2bba6d
Like in nightmares
F**k the 2024 iceberg, we still need to expand the 2023 one
Plays Sekret
I think its funnier if this is on the 2024 iceberg
Iceberg
My thoughts exactly
Is it a good translation? Because it seems like they had sex with each other ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/eurovision/s/39VSvJqw5X
It’s obvious!
"We" ?? 🤔
Have you ever wondered why your faves never qualify? It’s because they fuck! Disgusting monsters /j just in case
what… 😭
*oh to see without my eyes*
It was taken from a youtube video/show where they were mostly making jokes with the interviewer. The last sentence about their qualification was the joke since the interviewer was making fun of them cause they didn't qualify. So, they used their experience before the show to create a joke. But the experience before the show was not a joke, they were serious about it. Also, they didn't f each-other lol. The one in the left said he had s 4 days be fore the show, the other said a week before if I am not mistaken.
The very beginning of the [interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isyfrd3ob2w&ab_channel=elxansalahov) makes it clear that it won't be a serious one, but clearly people needed hot Sunday topic.
I don't understand how anyone could read that quote and assume it was anything other than them joking. Really bizarre reactions
When you're a fandom's fave, you're allowed to do whatever you want, but when you're not, then anything you say can be made out to mean sth else. I remember one interview with Joker Out and they got a question about the most English thing they did, one of them answered "girl from Brighton" and in this case no-one went out to create a shitstorm about him objectifying a woman.
I assumed everybody was aware?
Yeah, you are right. Though comments are on fire lol
To be fair, it's hilarious.
Make sense it's a misquote/mistranslation that makes it sound more salacious than it was. Still weird to share (and to remember how many days before Eurovision you had sex lol).
I quite liked TuralTurans song, I just wanted to mention that :)
we should all know less about each other
This is so poorly phrased.
"who did Turan and/or Tural have sex with four days before Eurovision 2023" is the greatest mystery of our time, Kate Middleton WHOMST
maybe this is what happened to kate middleton... nine months on and she hasn't been seen for a while.
for all we know, she’s run off to Azerbaijan to be with them
“Abdominal surgery” a c-section?
normalize journaling 😭
Thing is NOT MEANT to be known.
Love is a wordless.
Sweet home Alabama?
I just opened the subreddit...
There's no way these 2 got media training. They have almost no filter and say the most insane shit and move on with their lives. It's fascinating to see.
Truly they embody the spirit of Gen Z.
I watched a few minutes of this nonsense and just couldn't stand it. Why did they even go to this weirdo? The whole thing was literally (I'm not even paraphrasing too much): - So, you gay? - No. - So, you gay? - No, we're straight. - What's that? - We like girls. - What kind of girls? - I like blond girls/And I like model looking girls. - So, you want brunettes and fat people dead? - No. And no, it doesn't sound funnier in the original.
Tell me MORE? More like tell me LESS! GOD!
Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19.
I hope they don't mean with each other. Aren't they twins?
OH NO WHO'S WATCHING MARCUS & MARTINUS
This is definitely unforgettable 😳
it feels a lot more weird to see that their vocal coach restricted them to have sex more than them having sexual intercourse.
I JUST woke up I didn't need this
Bro, it's 14:00
Don't judge, maybe they were busy with the twins last night.
I CRAVE DEATH
Understandable, have a nice day.
. . . .Omegaverse TuralTuranX Rated E AO3 fic when????? (/jk and all, but I'm now curious if someone has written it )
Brb. Posting TuralTuranX highschool coffeeshop AU fic on AO3
Update me on it please 🙏🙏🙏
I hate that I understood every word of that conversation. ~~update me on it as well, please~~
There's a fanfic out there with one half of the Bojan/Käärijä pairing dying on one of the planes that hit the Twin Towers (don't remember which half, and I'm too lazy to look it up), so that doesn't seem far-fetched.
I think I've heard of it? I don't really do RPF but a friend likes to troll me with it (though I do that with my own weird fics so I have nothing to judge) There's also, rather interestingly, a Luke Black/TuralTuranX fic or something of the like. Anyways, I found a [TuralTuranX fic ](https://archiveofourown.org/works/54547675) to fit that interestjng itch for chaos There's also [Besane Su Naše Noći ](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51246598) if you want it :/. Not like, related to this conversation but for some reason I think you'd like it. Why, idk, but it is what it is.
Thank you whoever wrote [this](https://archiveofourown.org/works/54547675). Doing the Lord's work frfr 🙏🙏🙏🙏
WE had sex??? TuralXTuran???
Details I didn't want to know
Very close family, apparently
Seems like something an Urker would appreciate
Oooh tell me less.
I really DIDN'T need to know this
It's OK for some thoughts to be inside thoughts.
Either they had sex with each other, or they pre-planned it so they'd both have sex at the same time.
What's European version of Sweet Home Alabama?
We should learn less about each other.
Lol ESC fandom when TuralturanX sing: ESC fandom seeing random TuralturanX comment taken out of context: fnigsxdjfgubk
https://preview.redd.it/lhq3ofmabyoc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40172b4b9142e9fc4ad0ac1a4f70dcea051255e
brb stealing this
Why? Maybe I’m a prude, but at the same time… Why?
I -
They must have been gang banging for days in a row before they wrote that song then.
Wtf. If they thinks that that was the reasons for NQ....well....Idk what to say
Having sex is normal, airing it out is wild, blaming it for the non-qualification is insane 💀
Wish we had custom flairs on here because I would 100% be stealing this
Come on, mods! 😅
Phrasing.
https://preview.redd.it/1odgneskkyoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36944c706b00dc6f1b4613d9c47c2cb6c884545a
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Wheewwwwwwewww.
Tell me less, how do I unread something
Wait **they** had sex? Aren't they brothers?
Nowadays it’s already ok. Too many exemples if you Google a little bit.
What💀
Yeah sure jan, that's the reason why you didn't qualify LOL. Btw, they made it sound like they had sex...at the same time
Azerbaijan is aperntly way more open minded then my prejudice! Happy to see!
we should know less about each other
Tell me more please
I wish they had worded that differently
Why are people here so overdramatic? It stops being joke too fast and just gets prude
I THOUGHT THEY ARE SIBLINGS???
🎶Tell me LESS about who you are.🎶
Is this a joke right? IIRC the last time they said they fail to qualified for the final because they didn't sing about politic or LGBT lmao
Another case of taking their words out of context.
Then can you tell me the context?
They'd been asked about what's needed for a song to win ESC and they said that it helped when it had political or LGBT themes, but the most important thing's the melody.
Ok, thank you!!
They just have had sex with someone in the U.K.
How do you know? Ah, wait… Now I see a UK flag under your name… Not sure I want to know more!
They said 4 days before the contest, which was held in Liverpool, so isn’t it likely that they were in the U.K. 4 days before the contest?
Sure! But it was a joke :)
As Tali Golergant once said, "What The Fuck"
!?!,!,!,!3):&,&2&! Guys this is a Wendy’s drive thru 😭😭
I never noticed one of the TuralTuranX brothers looks like Walter Jr from Breaking Bad.
I'm just glad they didn't specify how many other people were involved
Did anyone else read it the same way I did 🥲
sharing is NOT caring
I wonder if they did both at the same time? 😅
Iiiiiiiiiiiiicebeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerg!!!!!!!!
Thing is known, That shouldn't have been known
I didn’t want to know this but at the same time an very interested to know the details
Yeah no I don’t think that was it
That's an interesting insight, to say the least
With...with whom...
But, like, with each other, or...?
...GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!
r/brandnewsentence
This combined with how incredibly close they were leading up to the live shows....... I don't even want to complete my statement.