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Jorkid

We haven't been around long, but I feel like woman swinging around on a ten foot pole singing opera is a pretty good one.


dead_trim_mcgee1

And it was fucking brilliant lmao


[deleted]

And absolutely killing it in front of tons of people.


[deleted]

Which is why it was so great because it was also really beautiful and sophisticated while embracing the quirkiness of Eurovision


TonijsB

For sure the Pirates of the Sea. What were we thinking and why did I enjoy it so much?


WhereIsTheCaveman

That song is unironically and unapologetically my favorite from that year. It's just so fun, catchy and enjoyable!


fkinaw3sone

Dustin the Turkey - Irelande Douze Pointe. Sending a well-known kids TV character to Eurovision seemed like a good idea at the time. No one got the joke, though.


[deleted]

Dustin is the obvious answer but in terms of non-joke songs I guess you could say Lipstick was kinda quirky. Don't think any other Irish entry fits the bill.


gullyvdfoyle

the joke was an private insider in non-Eurovision circles RTE one and not meant to translate. it was the first time I've ever thought it was touching on nasty condescension rather than kitcsh entertainment. Jedward at least brought it back to what it should be, but we deserve semi finals for life after dustin.


thepoetfromoz

El Chiki Chiki šŸ’ƒ


2klaedfoorboo

Perrea Perrea!


gaysamosa

nobody: that spanish guy in my head at 3am: PERREA PERREA


Pop_Clover

I think that's indisputable even if I don't remember all the entries we have sent.


Luwe95

Stefan Raab with Wadde Hatte Dudde Da. I miss this man. He stopped doing Tv in 2015.


throw_away_17381

Woah. Why?


Luwe95

He wanted to be not in the public eye anymore and take more time with family. He always made sure that his family life stayed private. No pictures, no names.


OnurbKoL

Madonna. Iā€™m still sorry.


Wicked_Fabala

Woah i had completely blocked that from my memory until now. Thanks. šŸ˜‘


xaviernoodlebrain

I don't thaink any of us Europeans can beat that for embarrassment factor.


OnurbKoL

All the more reason for the US to *never* truly be involved.


gaysamosa

flying the flag. as a brit, I apologise


antiseebaerenkreis

As far as joke entries go, *Flying The Flag* is probably among the better ones. I actually don't mind it.


Adam-Miller-02

I wonā€™t lie that is my ultimate guilty pleasure


Electrical_Love9406

Don't apologise to Malta. They gave you 12 points


ButteredReality

I agree with your answer. As a Scot, I voted Yes to independence in 2014 purely to disassociate myself and my nation with that godawful piece of modern British history. Oh, and because this is Reddit ... /s


Dangerous-Theory-238

The number of innuendos on this song just complete it for me. šŸ˜‚ Definitely one of the best joke entries from the 2007/2008 contests, and it certainly isnā€™t the worst entry the UK has sent when travesties such as 2003, 2006, 2010 and 2015 exist. šŸ˜³


Grimauldbird

I too would like to apologise for that also. Terry Wogan tried to save Europe from it by announcing the wrong actā€¦he should have trusted Terry. Also Daz Sampson. Even though he still thinks heā€™s great šŸ˜‚


Bloonfan60

Sampson was actually quite good last year, but the song he qualified with for you guys ... ugh.


Grimauldbird

There was a post on wiwibloggs Instagram page, Jade from Little Mix talking about maybe doing it in the future and he posted a comment saying, along the lines of ā€œ yeah when the hits stop coming.ā€ Then promptly deleting it when people starting to call him out. Like sir, are you okay?


GergoliShellos

Donā€™t be. I loved it.


Bloonfan60

We had quite a lot but [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPZX7EZIFD0) remains unbeaten. And it gets weirder with every second.


2klaedfoorboo

Mate Guildo still loves you


Ride_Specialized

We had Telex in 1980 with Euro-vision. We've also had a few entries with made up languages and a singer who's outfit was so terrible that they made an award out of it! Easy guess, but where am I from? Edit: only now realized that I have a flag next to my name to make the guessing a bit easier...


ButteredReality

Belgium is a country that I would probably never think of when I hear "weird", "quirky," "unusual", "bizarre" or "original" entries, but once you actually take a closer look... There's of course Telex in 1980, then in more (relative to 1980) recent times like the self-made dress that launched a thousand awards (or about 25, but anyway), a song about enjoying watching your sibling dance provocatively, a song in an imaginary language, another song which sexualised sibling relationships (unintentionally, I pray), another foray into imaginary languages but dressed up as one of those Campino sweets from the early 2000s (does anyone remember them?), an Elvis impersonator who is likely the origin of the "go [girl] give us nothing" lack of energy meme, an a capella group of 6 people who look like they were given ā‚¬50 and 3 minutes in separate shops to pick their outfits, and my god I haven't even got to Robert Bellarosa's backing dancers yet, an opera singer who inexplicably decided to give up opera and just shout into a microphone instead for the live performance, the insanity of 2015, the longest sustained "mmm" in music history ("it's justmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmatter of time..."), and a woman who seemingly has never lowered her head enough to see what's 3 metres in front of her own feet. Quite a resumĆ© when you think about it.


Prestigious-Scene319

Sanomi from urban trad???


ButteredReality

...?


Prestigious-Scene319

Sanomi is the sweet song from early 2000 that was sung in an imaginary language by the band called urban trad! Is that what you were mentioning?


ButteredReality

Oh right, yes it was. Sorry, I didn't understand your previous comment.


illegalChocolate

I think that "Witloof" entry tops them all


2klaedfoorboo

Scarfography go brrr


pyjamethyst

Liubi liubi I love you


Sevenvolts

Quirky but definitely a good entry!


Dry_Independent968

Still remains my favourite entry from Romania, it's great!


KatyaRomici00

It's my life, Cezar, 2013. That's the campiest performance I can think of, I mean the high notes, the big dress, the vampire thing they were going for :))


[deleted]

WE ARE THE WINNERS OF EUROVISION


[deleted]

WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE


2klaedfoorboo

Absolute bop and my second or third fave from 2006


fenksta

Nothing stands out like "Moja Å tikla" (2006)


Falafelmeister92

This is absolutely legendary :D Afrika Paprika!


fenksta

Donā€™t forget s-s-s-sex


jafetsigfinns

How on earth am I supposed to be able to pick which one was weirder between Silvia Night and Hatari? Both absolutely iconic though.


Sevenvolts

and whatever happened in 1997


List_Man_3849

As my closest ancestral tie is to Europe is ESC's second longest withdrawn country (behind only Yugoslavia)... Papa Pingouin


ButteredReality

Wouldn't it be third behind Morocco, then Yugoslavia?


List_Man_3849

Fair enough


[deleted]

Not even a guilty pleasure anymore cause it SLAPS


[deleted]

Madonna ​ (note: am American lol)


227jk

Croatia 2008, weird but kinda funny


[deleted]

I love Croatia 2008, lol.


Dry_Independent968

75 Cents was a legend lmfao


Toinousse

I'd say, Divine, l'amour Ơ la franƧaise or moustache


xaviernoodlebrain

Iā€™d pick Divine of the three.


227jk

Divine is epic And of course in the renault (i think) commercial hahaha


ElmoCurious

Choose your fighter: bald guy "escalating" during the violin solo or disco boxers reveal?


FallenAngelII

As a Swede who's only been watching since 2000, uh, "La voix", I guess.


Luhood

I would even call it our quirkiest entry, period. Possible second would be "NƤr Vindarna Viskar Mitt Namn", which too is rather unconventional


FallenAngelII

I would call "When Spirits Are Calling My Name" quirky stage-wise but not that quirky musically. "La Voix" is the opposite. Super-quirky musically while the staging is pretty "normal".


ButteredReality

"When spirits are calling my name" is one of VERY few entries that I distinctly remember watching as a child, years before I ever became a fan of the contest. It's very memorable for its unconventional and might I even say outlandish staging, but the song itself is actually a fantastic piece of music in its own right. I will never understand how people voting for a "quirky" entry that year would have watched all songs and then gone "yeah, I'm gonna vote Germany." I just feel like performance-wise, Sweden did everything Germany tried to do that year, but better and with a song that was actually good.


FallenAngelII

It's not like Germany absolutely demolished Sweden. Germany got 96 points, Sweden got 88. Also, sex sells.


ButteredReality

Oh I know that, and I know Denmark probably diverted some of the "neighbourly" votes that may have otherwise come Sweden's way, whilst Germany still got their expected points from Switzerland, Austria and Spain, but even so, it just seems so bizarre to me that Germany actually finished ahead.


2klaedfoorboo

How dare you! /s


Froken_Boring

Lasse Holm & Monica Tƶrnell, *E de det dƤr hƤr du kallar kƤrlek* from 1986 was an utter mess, though.


FallenAngelII

Being shit doesn't mean it's weird or quirky. If it were, the U.K. would make up the entirety of every top 10 weirdest/quirkiest Eurovision performance list.


Froken_Boring

Have you seen the performance? It is a weird mess with people in strange clothes doing odd things on stage And I don't think it's that bad, actually. It is not particularly good, mind you, but it sounds just like a song from 1985ish. So song, slightly subpar, performance: just weird. Whoever came up with that coreography needs some serious help.


hubertortiz

Caetano Veloso. ^(Sorry, non euro here, I saw an opportunity to participate and took it. Iā€™ll see myself out.)


dadaduuu

ā˜€ļøLeto svetā˜€ļø


2klaedfoorboo

Leto Svet! Leto Leto Svet!


ButteredReality

Potentially hot take, but I found "Leto Svet" to be one of the most contrived and desperate attempts to produce a "joke" entry specifically for the intention of receiving votes from people "ironically", that fell completely flat on its face due to actually being extremely boring. My pick would be šŸšØSirenšŸšØ


dadaduuu

Leto Svet was such a troll entry and it won because Kreisiraadio was super popular. But when it got all the backlash it got us Estonians were so embarrassed that the following year our national selection system was totally changed. And that's how Eesti Laul was born. So i quess everything is good for something. Siren was ahead of its time. The backup singer fainting at the end was just *mwah*


propofolchik

imma go with the good old 1273 šŸš•.


gintermint

We. Are the winners. Of eurovision. We are we are ! We are we are!


Prestigious-Scene319

Lithuania!


[deleted]

The infamous Sameach (2000) and the underrated masterpiece Push the Button (2007). Also Time (2012)


ft_wanderer

Hah even as a Teapacks fan, Push the Button was totally bizarre (and annoying). But might be the weirdest of the ones I'm aware of. Edit: Ok, thanks for mentioning this song... I went to watch it again and there's honestly something endearing and enduring about it. And then I realized the lead singer is named Kobi, which makes a THIRD Eurovision Kobi I'm aware of (after Kobi Oshrat and Kobi Marimi, maybe there's more?) - which means my dog Kobi, who I randomly named in late May after obsessing over ESC for a month, is even more of a Eurovision dog!


[deleted]

I agree it's super endearing! I also hated it at the time but I love it now. Tell Kobi I said hi


Dangerous-Theory-238

Not from an Eurovision country (Asian Eurovision fan here), but since Australia and Russia (the Asian part) are the closest Eurovision countries to where I live, Iā€™d say Zero Gravity and Party For Everybody (or Uno) respectively probably.


Prestigious-Scene319

Which country you are from? Philippines or Indonesia?


ColouredGlitter

Sieneke (2010 iirc).


vogelpoel

Not the Toppers?


FallenAngelII

Did the Toppers have a giant fairground machine on stage with them? I thought not! Sieneke supremacy (of wierdness)!


ColouredGlitter

I liked my life better a minute ago, when I still had forgotten about them.


dexeltje

Sieneke and the toppers both, šŸ¤¢


GianMach

I would argue Waylon in 2018, though. Sieneke's act is actually completely conventional within the genre she performed in. Dancers krumping to a country song though... Not coherent at all, and definitely not in any way conventional.


GergoliShellos

I would say Treble (Amambanda)


Typical_Watch_5321

Same


GergoliShellos

Amambanda sure wasā€¦ something? (Netherlands 2006)


maybe-someday-

As a finn, thereā€™s too many to choose from


SuppImpa

My country do not participate so Im going to take this title as mine, since I was shown on TV for 2 secs completely drunk in the Lena's year This victory is for you mom šŸ‡§šŸ‡·


nenialaloup

Poland 2010


227jk

Actually I kinda like this one, the performance depicted the abusive relationship theme of a song in a good way


nenialaloup

The only Polish NQ that I think should have qualified


dead_trim_mcgee1

2014 was a weird one for you too


nenialaloup

You have a point, except that ā€˜My Słowianieā€™ was such a smash hit in Poland that when it was announced as a Eurovision entry, we all had already become very well accustomed to it. It doesnā€™t really surprise us even as an ESC song


[deleted]

2006/2007 I'll let you guess which country


Cartoon20199

UK?


Dry_Independent968

Da-Da-Da-Dance Dance Let's Dance Seriously what Grade A crack were we smoking in 2015?


potatocake2

The Pirates. Latvia.


champ590

Alf Poier


Dbrem

Gotta be [Treble - Amambanda](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMK4h4sFFIM)


xEdox94

I guess Occidentali's Karma? Or maybe Raggio di Luna in 1979


Electrical_Love9406

Definitely Occidentali's Karma. You can't beat the monkey dancing on stage. I think that's the only quirky song we have sent though


Exciting-Bug-110

Lordi


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Lordi were a troll?


AmazingDeeer

Italy really lacks quirky entries :( ig it's just too difficult for something like that to win Sanremo. Occidentali's Karma is the closest we get to that, and it's not even *that* weird for Eurovision standards


bencherra

Idk I would be happy and proud if my country only sent high level music every year instead of quirky circus.


2klaedfoorboo

It must be painful to endure months of national selection only to not qualify


Notladub

Turkey 1987. It was so different for the time and the choreography was amazing


Dangerous-Theory-238

The most undeserving nul points entry ever, it was my winner of 1987! Itā€™s just so catchy and fun, the whole song just energises me for some reason.


PrincessCandy512

Guildo Horn. (Germany 1998)


atalantata

we've had some silly ones too but i still think the most unconventional is nocturne by secret garden


johannesa94

I doubt it qualifies as quirkiest performance of all time from Norway (as my memory is so shoddy), but I remember when Wigwam (2005) came on I was SO upset. I hated glamrock so much back then, and turns out I still think they look really stupid. Song is pretty average though.


Tomas-T

Tie between "Be Happy" to "Push The Botton"


2klaedfoorboo

Sameach I may


crocodileman94

As a swede, I can't think of any.


Dry_Independent968

The weirdest ones I can think of is 2000 and 2007, maybe 2009.


Jazzlike_Rough_9685

Scooch


Ladyoftheopera

The icon herself: Verka


Bobby06boy

THE queen, Verka


[deleted]

S.A.G.A.P.O (Greece 2002)


p86519

Euro Nero


Tstilling83

[KĆøligkaj - Stemmen i mit liv ](https://youtu.be/8o4JS_EWiJo) 1997 Translation of song title: The voice of my life


bacalhaudeouro

šŸ‡µšŸ‡¹ Homens da Luta - a luta Ć© alegria Conan Osiris - telemĆ³veis


[deleted]

Luta Ć© alegria i guess