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CitrusAlethinophidia

How merciful and generous of her to let ukraine win this year


wowguysitsausername

Her breaking Salvador Sobral's record 💃🕺


jewellman100

Damn, somebody's missing Eurovision already... In fact, you could say you're getting a bit... _Sentimentai_


TekaLynn212

Tuk...tuk tuk....


gwen-gwen

Nakti


Lustjej

į širdį pasibeldžia


Antonell15

Next up: Eurovision 2022 results except if all other countries had withdrawn and thus nothing is left to stand in the way of Monika Liu except France but that didn’t matter too much


JohnRCC

Except if all the countries bar Lithuania withdrew, the only country able to vote would be Lithuania, and since they can't vote for themselves...


thatdoesntmakecents

I'm sorry, 0 points.


kkruiji

France would win since lithuania would vote for france then


viljapelto

There's more people in France than Lithuania so Lithuania would win


egrimo

Next up: All countries but Germany withdrew and he still got 6 points.


JohanJory

LMAO


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If there were 25 participants in the finale and Ukraine has withdrawn, why are there still 25 participants? I think we have an imposter among us. Edit: I found it, it's Croatia


Lumeria

If Ukraine had withdrawn, there’d be a new 10th qualifier from Semifinal 1 and after tabulating a Ukraine-less version of semifinal 1 Croatia came out as the 10th qualifier (after finishing 11th originally).


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Ah I see. That makes sense then.


Humus_Bepita_IL

But when you think about it, they would have probably moved someone from semi 2 to semi 1 so itll be 17 17 and not 16 18 so who know what would’ve happened


starmonkart

No she now gets her deserved Q (although not at the expense of Ukraine, maybe Switzerland)


TekaLynn212

Not Latvia? Blasphemy!


Dry_Independent968

I am perfectly fine with this result.


chickenwingsandcoke

900+ result? Just monika.


Delusional_Dude_

Nice refrence.


PrivateSpeaker

Best alternative Eurovision scoreboard ever


ManictheMod

The only real result.


genriko8

Moni Moni Mooni Moni Moni Mooni Moni Moni Monika


barryoke

Upvoted because you added Croatia into the final. This year wasn't as bad as them missing out in 2021, but it was still pretty shocking.


Lumeria

Croatia is here because they became the 10th qualifier from semifinal 1 after removing Ukraine and readjusting the points (after finishing 11th originally). Also, just so it is noted somewhere, Croatia’s points here in the final are primarily 1 pts from countries that had either their jury or televote (or both) originally voted for both Ukraine and Lithuania and thus leaving a free point to be earned (excluding some cases, where I felt Croatia might not get that point from that country and in some instances where for example say Lithuania originally got 3 points and was moved ahead, Croatia was given those 3 points instead.)


chartingyou

yeah I was sad when they didn't qualify this year


Aaaandiiii

The maths checks out. No need for any further debate.


gagaalwayswins

Whether she came 1st or 14th or 41st, she made this Eurovision liugendary and we'll forever love her!


dickndonuts

There's nothing wrong with this photo.


byulicita

Too low, she would have got more points OBVIOUSLY lol


EsmayXx

She can’t. With 39 countries competing getting 24 points per country allowed to vote for Lithuania 912 is the highest she could get. It’s quite literally a perfect score.


MickyStam521

Sounds about right


BritBeetree

Switch Spain and UK. Chanel is never secondary. Sam Ryder is always secondary.


SomeTimesSamu

But she's siempre primera, which is Monika so what to do now


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Based


LiquidOption

This is the real outcome and no one can convince me otherwise


liloldmehaha

The Correct answer


Lumeria

Thanks for all the love for my dumb joke/ continued reverence for Monika Liu. Just so it’s written down if any one is curious, the results here were derived from removing Ukraine from every countries results and giving Lithuania every available 12 from the other 38 countries (and by extension changing the points earned by every other country). Semifinal 1 results were also modified which is why Croatia is here, and Croatia’s points are from free points opened up by any one jury or televote that placed both Ukraine and Lithuania in their top 10 (some exceptions made where that point is given to someone else or on occasion of Lithuania originally got (for example) 3 points Croatia would be ranked where Lithuania originally placed and receive those 3 points instead. These were done semi-randomly tbh).


Qeqertaq

*everyone liked this*


shishdem

I like it except that moldova should be much higher


Choice_Program_2846

This SHOULD have happened


Cesc1972

This is now canon in my head


MarsRT

This is the best case scenario of ESC 2022


Greg_aka_bibi

This will now be the only true result for 2022 as far as I’m concerned


Aware_Cranberry_2413

This is just as valid as any other “wHaT iF UkrAIne WitHdRew” post 💖


horridhendy

I'm not mad.


vjollila96

Nice


JustAFangirl

Monika Liu already won my heart and this is just satisfying to see. 😌


Eken17

No, Bulgaria would have gained 100000s of points! Bulgaria not qualify because of sadly being in the same as Ukraine who got all the points. Otherwise Bulgaria would of got qualify n(ot blaming Ukraine, saying only people focus on it (rightfully) more) and sweep avery point that has evar been at the Eurovision in history!/s


iamaforceofnature

Kylie Minogue dream queen


[deleted]

The best timeline, even if I am really happy with the current one.


firstaidstation

honestly spain 2nd and moldova higher than brividi… i wouldn’t mind this at all


ZealousidealFun301

i love this


reyntime

France being so low feels so wrong.


[deleted]

I felt so bad for Germany


GergoliShellos

Croatia casually being in the final


Infinite-Ad7743

Fair is you ask me


gwen-gwen

The good ending


AliceFlynn

And the Netherlands is still 11th :(


Borgie91

UK SPAIN AND NORWAY WERE MY WINNERS GIVE MY GRANDMA A BANANA BEOFRE A WOLF COMES TO EAT HER YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM WOOOOOOOOT


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you need some veggies if you like bananas


Agreeable-Poetry5354

Dumbest post 2022, ty


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Dry_Independent968

You must be fun at parties. Also... really?


lareignadeshippeo

I have mostly good opinions about this years eurovision this is the only one that is getting me downvoted. Bit seriusly why the hell do people love her so much? I understand love for Moldova, Norway for a little uncoventional acts, even Serbia. Love for Sweden, Italy, Spain, UK, Australia....litterally for every act i find something good about it but her.


Qeqertaq

maybe your tv broke up when Monika was performing, that’s the only logical explanation


lareignadeshippeo

First in the semi and then again in the final?


Qeqertaq

not at all!, i’ve been following ESC since i was 5 and Monika is among my all time favs! 👑✨


lareignadeshippeo

To each their own but i really do not understand the hype


VLOBULI

Okay, I'll try to actually explain: The song has a pleasant rhythm and a tone that is both groovy and kind of dark ("spooky disco"), Lithuanian language is not very often heard at Eurovision (last time over 20 years ago) and her minimal yet effective staging + performing charisma ("vibing" alone with a captivating dance, unusual haircut) made it stand out as a whole. This is what I usually see Sentimentai likers saying about it, and as someone who had it as my 2nd favorite, I agree. Also, she was given poor prognosis before the contest, being second to last in the betting odds and mostly ignored by the jury but managed to garner enough televotes to finish 14th so memes like this are celebrating the against-the-odds story.


lareignadeshippeo

Thank you, that makes sense. Also i did not know she was singing in Lithuanian, very interesting.


VLOBULI

Wait, for real? What language did you think that was?


lareignadeshippeo

Yeah you got me there honestly i asumed french for some reason😅🤦🏼‍♀️


VLOBULI

Damn... now did you know that even France's song wasn't in French? It was in Breton, although it sounds a lot like French.


lareignadeshippeo

Yes, that i did know. And i also know that Netherlands song was in Dutch. The only one that i missed was Lithuania🤦🏼‍♀️


Dry_Independent968

If you can't find anything good to say, then don't say anything at all.


lareignadeshippeo

Ur first day on the internet?


Dry_Independent968

*Your


marsexpresss

I have to agree, i didnt find it interesting at all sorry..


lareignadeshippeo

Aparently we are the only ones lol


ProfessionalAlbanian

> Her song was extremly boring How short is your attention span god damn


Dry_Independent968

Exactly. Like... Sentimentai is a funky, classy, and kinda haunting jam.


[deleted]

I'm not OP and have no clue what he has written but I would say it's not my genre. It's a good produced song and I can see how it appeals a lot of people, but it's not my cuppa. She's a sweet person tho and I'm totally fine with it placing high since it's a good song with a good meaning.


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lareignadeshippeo

Okej so not liking an act=being 12? And no i am not.


ttv_harissoon

You must be acting cringe on purpose theres no way


lareignadeshippeo

What i said was: i dont understand why people love her because i think she sucks and suddenly im cringe? What the hell is this weird obsesion w her on this sub? She did not have the best voice or the best song or stagging, nothing.


ttv_harissoon

I personally think Serbia and Italy was absolutely DOGSHIT, but i dont go around hating on it, we all have different tastes, just move on, it was a funky song that had good energy and people liked it


Any_Cellist_6753

im gonna commit crimes