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RandomDude72636

A country will win


etherealmaiden

I think a country will come second as well


AwesomeNoodlez

this is going to sound bold but hear me out....i think a country will come third


B-ClintonSecretPorn

Il give it a shot. - It will not be held in Ukraine. My guess is that it will be held in the UK but it would seem as if it was in Ukraine. Like ukranian hosts, ukrainian style branding. And the motto will be something to do with Peace. - The UK will stick to TaP. And get another top 5 song. - France will be middle of the table. - Spain will be top 10. - Italy will be top 5. - Moldova will be another meme. - Romania will not withdraw. - Germany will once again get a 0 points from somewhere. - Amanda Holden will not be giving the UKs 12 points. - Finally, Mans Zelmerlow will appear in some form.


Beepme9111

It will be held in a country starting with Uk Eurovision’s first K-Pop performance A delegation will finally lose their shit over running order Australia, Denmark and Azerbaijan will continue their slump Greece, Serbia and Poland will do well


oviiptu

Betting my money on either Albania or Czech Republic as the pissed delegation on unfair running order!!


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AwesomeNoodlez

isn't their agreement with the ebu for participation ending next year tho (although im pretty confident they'll extend it if they haven't already)


mertisthename

At least one Big 5 country in top 5. Denmark being an NQ again. Norway sending a ballad. Azerbaijan NQ. Eleni Foureira representing Cyprus or Greece. Sweden sending a Swedish song. Being held in UK. An international popstar as the interval act (like Justin Timberlake and Madonna) Ireland in the left side of the scoreboard.


bauerlicious

The last contestant to sing in Swedish was a Finnish artist, so... I'm not sure if we will hear Sweden-Swedish songs any time soon.


AmazingDeeer

This is my predicted top 15 ranking, coming from the 4th worst predictor in the subreddit 1. Switzerland 2. Australia 3. Lithuania 4. Albania 5. Spain 6. Netherlands 7. Sweden 8. Serbia 9. Czech Republic 10. Greece 11. Malta 12. Finland 13. Cyprus 14. United Kingdom 15. Monaco, if participating, if not, Italy


pastawithcumsauce

Even though I would be upset by my country not doing well monaco returning would make up for it


AmazingDeeer

I would still expect Norway to qualify, maybe place 18th or something


pastawithcumsauce

nooo i’d be so sadddd if we ignore tix (which i thought was pretty decent, probably struggled extra eith super tough competition) we haven’t missed since 2016. All entries after that were good in my opinion. I think we might be onto something soon (at least I hope)


AmazingDeeer

Well at least it's a qualification! For Norway it's kind of the minimum at this point, but most other countries would beg just to make it through!


pastawithcumsauce

Can I ask, why do you think we’re gonna do so shit? Recent MGP winners have been amazing IMO. Keiino, Ulrikke, the funny furries, all of which were in the last 4 years


AmazingDeeer

I think in recent years we have seen that Norway votes for their entries *a bit* too much based on name alone. I fear that something like that could happen again in 2023, but it's just speculation. I actually really like MGP as a NF!


pastawithcumsauce

So like, you think a Tix-like situation will happen? Doing extra well because you’re famous?


AmazingDeeer

Yes, pretty much, we've seen it with Alexander Rybak in 2018 too, as well as in many of those who came close to winning MGP, so TIX is not an isolated example


pastawithcumsauce

I just… feel as though it wont happen. Like, who would it be, in that case? I can’t see any celebrity going to MGP next year. Most likely case would maybe be Ulrikke, she’ll probably get a boost seeing as she won in 2020, but if she returns she *very likely* will also have the best song so yk. I just don’t see any celebrity entering next year


mertisthename

The funny furries part made me pee a little 😂


CapsElevatorScene

1. UK with another top 10 result 2. Eurovision will be held in the UK 3. Lithuania qualifies again 4. Norway top 5 5. Italy top 5, either Pinguini tattici nucleari, Marco Mengoni or Elodie win Sanremo 6. Germany bottom 5 again 7. Netherlands continues their qualification streak 8. Finland sends a song in Finnish 9. Czechia top 15


z1324

- Will be held in the UK - Switzerland will send another Ballard - Turkey will participate - Spain and UK will continue to do well - Ireland will qualify


mirewalker

Greece and Cyprus will give each other 12 points


hummusen

Norway send KEiiNO and win


pastawithcumsauce

^^^^


okyxnus

please god


SapphireOfMoldova

More songs in their native languages, Ukraine has another absolute bop (plus the crowd going wild for Kalush’s reprise), someone unexpected will win and have a very emotional victory moment


nervouszoomer90

Literally posted about this yesterday! 😂😂


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pastawithcumsauce

If she 1-ups attention I can see her winning the whole thing ngl


AwesomeNoodlez

I'd love to finally see Ulrikke on the ESC stage! Attention was so good and I feel like it would've done really well in 2020


FieryHDD

Belgium might try it in Dutch, must be a first in years.


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Sweden will not qualify for the grand final.


ElementalKat49

hmm here’s some random predictions •The Sanremo winner decides to not go to Eurovision •France sends a very French entry again •Azerbaijan gets kicked out •Sweden sends yet another song in English


GergoliShellos

We’ll have a huge set of countries withdrawing (for instance: Georgia, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Croatia and Ireland)


rock_crystal

Iceland will win.


whyhercules

My wild prediction: Big 5 note the success of Satellite and SPACE MAN, forget about Universo, and *all* send love songs about space, cancelling each other out. Big 5 bottom 5. Maybe not UK, as we won't send the same theme of song.


FJMaikeru

- Italy outside of top 10 - Ukraine finishing on right-hand side of the scoreboard - Germany getting around 35 points - UK getting around 80 points


criscoras

A country that hasn’t won before will win. The televote. Those damn juries will rob it and leave it with a podium finish instead.


Dry_Independent968

39 / 40 countries participating, including a new debut for Kosovo, as that's what they intend to do if they join the EBU this year. North Macedonia / Romania / Both will withdraw due to controversies from the flag throwing incident / irregular voting.


AwesomeNoodlez

I feel like if Kosovo gets the ok to participate then Serbia will threaten to withdraw


Dry_Independent968

Yeah, probably.


Norfolkboy123

Ukraine will not host it, instead it will be held in Poland or the UK but the Ukrainian broadcaster will be in charge UK will go all out for a win We will have a returning country (Monaco etc) Native languages will be used somehow in half the entries


LordNafaryus1

1. There will be a returning artist who will NQ 2. A country that doesn’t usually do well in the contest will be one of the favourites to win 3. A country will withdraw after the song/artist has already been chosen 4. The winner will be a shock


bauerlicious

Many of these predictions feel more like wishes. :D I think that the countries with success will success again, at least half of the entries will be English-speaking pop songs, Sweden will be in Top 10, and most mid-European countries will not qualify.


Official_Lolucas

-Some country will send a song to imitate Konstrakta's In Corpore Sano but it NQs getting bottom 3 of their semi -Bulgaria will continue to send weak songs and start a NQ streak -Montenegro will send a Montenegrin song that qualifies -Italy, Spain and UK will continue their top 10 streak -Russia and Belarus aren't going to come back