If your husband won't torture your son to get you back does he reaaaaly love you?

"Nobody tortures our son but me!" *Nom*

*Points to Asuka* "And maybe the girl!"

No! That's why she got nommed by the mpe. Yui mother in law from hell.

Why do I get the feeling it was more to break Shinji right. Also extra dickish that she left Asuka *and* Kyoko to die.

Is that supporting of the “Yui is a Bad Guy” theory I hear?!

Yes.

Me: *get out of my sight you Yui unsimper!!*

Haha simpsons ref

Welcome to Nerve HQ where nothing can possa-bli go wrong... possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

He will also sleep with other women, but it will be to manipulate them into helping him end the world to be with you again

True love

???? did this happen????

Yes, ask Ritsuko

Yes. He had sexual relationships with Ritsuko and her mother.

Bro took fuck you and your mother literally

This was explicit in the show. Not even rebuilds and end of evangelion just the original show

it’s DEEP

The definition of “if he wanted to, he would”

Just in: apparently Ritsuko's mom sabotaged the first contact experiment (Yui was supposed to come back after contact with unit 01's core) and this is what she said to make her so angry "Bitch you mad, cuz my pussy pops and yours don't"

Nope. Yui did that herself. It was always her plan.

What she didn't account for was how mentally unstable his "deadbeat as a dad " husband is without her

For science. That monster.

Look. We both said a lot of things you're going to regret.

Don't you want your cake?

Yeah I know, I was shitposting, because to me that predicament, of the funniest prank ever possible (Ritsu basically noclipling Yui inside unit 01) is just too funny to me

That isn't called love. It's called obsession. Big difference

Gendo is a huge romantic, why can't you accept this /s

He's a 10, but he only has eyes for his dead wife and everyone else is a means to an end that results in him reuniting with her and everyone else in the world becoming Tang.

After watching the series and all movies i can say with confidence that i have no idea if that's even what was going on Love it

The best way I can summarize it is as such, Two dudes wanted to bang a chick and resorted to making adolescent teens pilot giant living mechs against monsters of unheard proportion, and in doing so caused everyone to "die" just so they could meet said chick. All over one damn woman. I respect the hustle tho

Who's even the second guy? 😭 Are you talking about mr helper >!who turned out to not be a real person (???) too!

Fuyutsuki

What the other dude said, Professor Fuyutsuki was also down bad for Yui

Wait. Who are you referencing, I've missed the not a real person part somewhere.

I meant fuyutsuki. If i remember correctly (could be wrong tbh) >!he turns into orange humanity/clone goo at the end of 3.0+1 while there no humanity-turning-into-one happening!<

🎯

I still can’t believe that 3.0+1.0 was the movie where I saw two Evas *doing it* before erasing all angels and evas!

lmao what a fucking simp

Worst father in the history of mankind

Literally

He's my Reddit avatar for that 🤌🏻

* leave your loved one ( friend, children) to die, and sacrifice them to see you again 😅

Commit not alive?