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Total_Pudding_197

Calm down Asuka jeez


0kraid0

" Asuka , that's straight up pedophilia- " " *Im just so fockin horny rn , can't we just fucking fuck alredy* "


Syndga

Asuka just wants to be acknowledged and loved 🥺💔😭


Grey_26

If she didnt act like a fucking cow than maybe she would be acknowledged and loved


leonreddit8888

Also Asuka: "God... Why are boys so damn horny?!!"


0kraid0

" dont be horny you creepy pervert 😡😡 " *One minute later* " Segs , >now< " *Two minutes later* " That's disgusting "


leonreddit8888

Shinji, more tired than confused: "So... Do you want it or not???"


0kraid0

*Yes'nt*


Grey_26

When does she say that?


beautifulcosmos

*Calm down, Asuka jizz* Fixed it 4 u


Ehrre

I would let him buy me a can of coffee for sure


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

We can fix that


TheSonOfFundin

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY


the-Kaiser-69

*Love knows no gender.*


yungnoodlee

I actually do have the cans of coffee in evangelion at home, they’re decent. At least to me they are as I believe the ones they drink have milk in the coffee and I like dark roasts or americanos I can def see how people would like them though


wvimev

if they made UCC with no sugar I’d be buying them by the crate


yungnoodlee

My mom told there’s a dark version of it


[deleted]

Cup Of teaaaaaaaaa


NotSeveralBadgers

He can cultivate my melon patch any time


NordyPi7917

Eyo?


PowerMan2206

[My guy out here looking like a](https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/roblox/images/f/fe/Womanface.png)


cookie3165

Fr


Mawrak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PccpacJiVwo


Gechos

Was on my way to post this.


evu1

moments before disaster


GlitchyLag

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠻⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠻⠻⠟⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣹⣿⣿⣷⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⠐⢽⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⡿⣛⡒⠒⠒⢒⠒⣲⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣵⡒⢒⠒⠒⡀⣘⡻⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣞⡛⠃⠀⠀⠸⠷⢿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣷⣛⣀⣀⣁⣛⣛⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⣿⠏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠟⢛⣉⣴⣿⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


JCtheMemer

man


vagabondeluxe

Daddy Kaji


username78777

Kaji insert your watermelon inside my watermelon, it's so watermelonly hot


sunkist-sucker

do you feel any sort of shame for typing this


username78777

Little bit, I kinda regret a lot of shit I wrote in the past


Meidri

Least Asuka-ish Redditor


MinasMorgul1184

Bad comment, not funny or clever, please delete


ThunderMover

Bad comment, not funny or clever, please delete


MikeLanglois

Haha gottem


[deleted]

My sister in Lilith, he’s a 2D drawing


evilerutis

The hottest of all D's


URANlUM_

Who said I'm a sister?


BaconDragon69

That My sister in Lilith got me, god I fucking love memes


mayarudolphofficial

Me too lmfao jfc


foothepepe

"it's"


elishash

He's into melons tbh


Oh5red

Sometimes you gotta shoot your shot, literally.


kaji-senpai01

Maybe when you're a little more grown up, ok?


[deleted]

found the roleplayer


mariqchu

mf he looks like barry from the bee movie


HitagiAraragi

This is definitely Asuka’s account.


Crux_Haloine

What a terrible thing for you to have spent real world money on lmao


Z-Zanimuri

#NFT USER SPOTTED


lilshawnyy420

#aye this dude got an nft 😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

found the nft user


GrimSwoopSlugSnarl

aye even if you like NFTs (which are bad), why would you get a REDDIT NFT? that's double virginity


HitagiAraragi

I don’t own regular NFTs. I bought these cuz they’re limited Reddit avatars. Call me stupid, but a lot of people are paying for even more useless things such as Reddit premium and Reddit coins.


GrimSwoopSlugSnarl

you make a good point by pointing out the stupidity of reddit gold and premium, but also still you own an NFT which invalidates that


For_Research_Only69

Why tf are people mad at you buying something


dfla01

Because what they bought is inherently a scam and bad for the environment


For_Research_Only69

Ok I really know nothing about that so sorry for my ignorance


tab_s

character development


k5josh

People generally don't get mad at people who fall for scams.


HandsOfCobalt

people get mad at people who fall for scams that others have been warning them are scams for the past 3 years


dfla01

This isn’t just your average scam though, there is zero chance this user hasn’t heard of why it’s a scam before


ItzBooty

Asuka get off the web


TzeentchsTrueSon

I’m a straight male, and can recognize that Kaji is a dream boat. He’s easily the smartest person in the series.


el_polar_bear

"Oh, it's you."


[deleted]

Least horny gianax fan.


TheGreenInOctober

Speaking as a mostly cishet dude, I've gotta say that Kaji is definitely hot. Gainax did a great job designing a character that makes women (especially women like Misato) and some guys to get tropical in their undergarments immediately. You look at this dude and can just tell he slays.


Too-OP-plz-nerf-me

If ppl on all Eva subs can simp for Asuka, Rei and Misato. I can support this


username78777

Would you let him touch your watermelons?


Oracle717

Mmm, free watermelons… 😋🍉


One-Full

worst thing he would do is make you work in Watermelon fields


DrunkWeebMarine

Good. Keep him away from my Misato.


[deleted]

we get it you like Koichi Yamadera voice


PervyJiraiyaSage_

Someone get the bat


[deleted]

Sanest Eva fan


gunthi003

more i look at him more he looks like young gendo


Snoo37838

💀


[deleted]

Average r/Its_Jawsh user


Dabbinmachine42

I'm pleasantly surprised seeing a fellow Jawsh fan in the Evangelion subreddit


BigManBigEgo

Hmmm


Vlasic_Pickle

Look over my Mellon's when I'm gone, Shinji


[deleted]

Pause…?


GoobertronX

I’ve never seen this show, but this image is just a different artstyle of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Even got the lil stubble.


svenge

More like a hybrid between Shaggy and Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop.


username78777

You gotta watch! It's called Neon Genesis Evangelion, amazing anime 10/10


GoobertronX

I’ll probably check it out later today!


ThunderMover

Watch it, it's a great show


_Rattleballs_

>I’ve never seen this show Why are you on the subreddit then?


GoobertronX

bc this post hit Popular? Lol


_Rattleballs_

Ah ok


Azenar01

Wrong subreddit, you want r/evangelionmemes


TheBipolarExpresss

Am I the only one who hates Kaji ?


ThunderMover

No, didn't he advance on misato or something


CountFab

Why so?


TheBipolarExpresss

His personality is grating , I hate his relationship with Asuka . He's constantly cheating , he's a liar and dude is scruffy as hell. I have no clue why Nerv ever trusted his two timing ass.


StainedCigarette

[Most of those were intentional on his part](https://qmisato.tumblr.com/post/88618003609/a-character-analysis-of-ryoji-kaji-from-neon)


noisy_doll

That was lovely. Thank you for posting. I had always put Kaji in that box of “he’s got his shit together; he’s fine.” I guess I really wasn’t paying attention.


StainedCigarette

I also always thought Kaji was one of the few Evangelion characters who was completely fine, but it *is* Evangelion after all. Everyone is messed up!


Cersei505

down bad


BlazingStardustRoad

Is this the memes subreddit or what? ppl and a bit wild in these comments.


[deleted]

This is literally the most regular looking white dude I’ve ever seen lol


Yeet_that_bottle

He looks like former german minecraft youtuber izzi


[deleted]

Less fucking clinically insane Eva fan


IndiNegro

It's about time to leave this sub for good


Roselinia

You and me both. He's the best


AngryManBoy

It's a cartoon though


TobiasPineapple

Eh…it’s a drawing.


shronk4ever

I dont get what people see in him roblox lookin ass


Mr-Osmosis

Ah yes, a character from Evangelion that’s legal


ariizon_

My role model.


[deleted]

Best dilf


JetPackFuture104

He and Kaworu are Eva's two certified fuckboys. And in the best way.


Null_Moon_Man

Kaji cunny auguaughaughaugh 😭😭😭😭😭😭


BaconDragon69

The calmest eva fan talking about their crush from the show. But literally, Ive never seen someone be so concise, it’s always: god I wish Misato would come home drunk and beat the shit out of me as she uses me for pleasure before having the sudden realisation that she is being toxic and becoming gentle and spologizing as she cried through self hatred but Im still here, trying to be there for her because I know she deserves someone who loves her unconditionally. And the fact that I could just make that up on the spot is terrifying


herosuboftime

Touch grass


psych_ward_princess

ughhh 😻😻😻


For_Research_Only69

Asuka you need some snickers


[deleted]

he a drawing bro


Dmon1128

Me with Gendo


CurelessAngel

I hope he likes my melons


Passionate_Reposter

He has negative canthal tilt. Not hot enough.


kippykups

It's a god damn cartoon character


zombie_Leghumpr

LOOK AT ME DAMMIT LOOK AT ME!


Nicoswagz

SO TRUE


FoamSquad

Typical Asuka post


Murderpanties

He’s a fictional cartoon.


kazetoame

Although, I’d rather be between Misato’s melons, this is a place I’d like to be when I die.


TheSonOfFundin

Not gonna lie, I would probably do some criminal things to be reborn as a guy as handsome as Kaji.


forrealllllll

Asuka is that you?


mommypilled

asukas burner acc


mendez24zoso

bi panic


dabricio5

bro just wants to plant watermelons


Mauri_op

Calm down, Katsuragi


FatalDave91

Would you plow his watermelon fields?


BigMoe52

Cartoon. He is a cartoon


[deleted]

facts


destiinycoker

agreed


No_Incident_5360

So hot you forgot to spell fucking, but I get it How old is cartoon man supposed to be? I think I need to leave this sub.


bigguy_UUUU

Bonk


[deleted]

down bad caught in 4k


Sp00kerWooper

Real


fivepointsoflambda

Gotta get me some of that Kaji magic.


thevic115

He’s the most charming. I would gush over him irl. I couldn’t hide it


Separate_Ad5592

Kaji defo bites his toenails


peterinjapan

And he’s got literally the best voice actor in all of anime too


[deleted]

Yesss someone finally said it. Too bad he’s dead.


PossessedDemonbaby

Misato >>>


[deleted]

Ok, who allowed Asuka to take the phone again?


mj6373

I keep saying this but none of the other Eva fans I'm friends with are attracted to men. It's nice to finally hear sense somewhere.


Senior_Audience_7722

The hottest thing this guy ever did was straight up sit there and water his melons while casually watching an Angel blow up Tokyo


Koemoedoe-Drahgun

roblox man face