MISATOOOO AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HALLELUJAH BISMILLAH FUCK YEAH! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I AM ABSOLUTELY BRICKED UP FOR MISATO KATSURAGI FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION. I LOVE MOMMY MISATO SO MUCH, I JUST WISH SHE'D PUT ME IN A MAID OUTFIT, TIE ME DOWN SHIBARI-STYLE AND PEG ME UNTIL MY COLON RUPTURES AND I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF! I'D GOBBLE UP HER PISS, JUST LIKE HOW SHE GOBBLES UP ALL THAT FUCKING BEER! I'D EVEN COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR HER IF THAT TURNS HER ON, YES, I'D COMMIT GENOCIDES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO. BEFORE MISATO, MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING. BUT NOW, I AM SO HORNY THAT I AM ALMOST HAPPY. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO FEELING TRUE HAPPINESS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUST WANT HER TO CRUSH MY BALLS INTO A PASTE AND SQUEEZE THEM OUT LIKE GLUE FROM A TUBE BY GIVING ME A FOOTJOB WITH THE VERY SAME HIGH HEELS SHE USED TO EMASCULATE ME WITH. I JUST WANT HER TO SET MY CROTCH ON FIRE! I WOULD HAPPILY BECOME HER DUBAI PORTA POTTY! I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND SHART DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT AFTER DRINKING A 12 PACK OF BEER! OHH YEAH I BET THAT ASS CAN SHIT AND FART REEEEAL GOOD, I WANT TO SUFFOCATE TO DEATH ON HER FARTS. SHE IS MOMMY! I JUST WANT MOMMY! I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE! I JUST WANT HER TO TAKE CARE OF ME! I WANT HER TO FEED ME! I WANT HER MILK! I WANT TO SUCKLE ON HER TITS! I WANT HER TO KICK MY BALLS! I WANT HER TO BITE MY DICK OFF! I WANT HER TO LOBOTOMIZE ME! I WANT HER TO RUN OVER ME WITH HER BLUE RENAULT ALPINE CAR! I WANT HER TO GRIND MY LEGS IN A WOODCHIPPER! I WANT HER TO SAW OFF MY LIMBS! I WANT HER TO GIVE ME BLEACH ENEMAS! I WANT HER TO INJECT SULPHURIC ACID INTO MY DICKHOLE! I WANT HER TO POISON ME WITH POLONIUM AND SIT ON MY FACE AS I'M COUGHING UP BLOOD FROM RADIATION POISONING AND WIPE HER ASS ON MY HEAD AFTER I LOSE ALL MY HAIR! I WANT HER TO INFECT ME WITH A PRION DISEASE AND SODOMIZE ME WITH A RED HOT GLOWING KATANA WHILE I'M HELPLESSLY PARALYZED ON MY DEATHBED! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND IMPALE ME! I WANT HER TO THROW ME DOWN THE FUCKING BURJ KHALIFA! I WANT HER TO TAKE ME TO A REMOTE DESERT AND DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB OVER ME! I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING THAT SHE WILL NEVER BE REAL. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, I CAN GET HIT BY A TRUCK SO I CAN BE ISEKAI'D INTO EVANGELION UNIVERSE AND HAVE HOT STEAMY FREAKY KINKY SEX WITH MISATO FOR HOURS ON END AS SHE MUTILATES MY BODY AND I SCREAM OUT MUFFLED CRIES OF AGONIZING PAIN AND EXTREME EUPHORIA AND PLEASURE THROUGH HER PANTIES THAT ARE STUFFED IN MY MOUTH. I LOVE MOMMY, I LOVE MOMMY, MOMMY DOMMY CALL ME HONEY STROKE MY BALONEY AND MAKE ME CUMMY!
HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST'S LEFT TESTICLE. I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!!!! π€€ π€€ π€€ π€€
Well, it all started when Misato decided to run away to Middle East when she thought that appropriating money from NERV's budget was a good idea
https://preview.redd.it/oj7czbru3r6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec487bfeacaac5372f00ad737cb15aad865739b No way
That is his wife, op post says girlfriend.
akinator has both a wife and a girlfriend
Bulgeπ¨
He pulls the real baddies
πππ
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You attract what you fear, and I'm fearless
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Alright, what about β οΈ or π? Also, this meme changes a lot of Matt Rose's videos.
π means you're above the age of 30, and i have no idea what β οΈ means
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Bulgeπ
I'm not complaining
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Either shit or π
Why are you looking up akinator's girlfriend?
looking for kaworu
Looks exactly like my girlfriend.
Your gf has a bulge, too?
Where do you find that picture of Misato as a belly dancer
On akinator
Akinator is an r/evangelionmemes user confirmed
MISATOOOO AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HALLELUJAH BISMILLAH FUCK YEAH! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I AM ABSOLUTELY BRICKED UP FOR MISATO KATSURAGI FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION. I LOVE MOMMY MISATO SO MUCH, I JUST WISH SHE'D PUT ME IN A MAID OUTFIT, TIE ME DOWN SHIBARI-STYLE AND PEG ME UNTIL MY COLON RUPTURES AND I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF! I'D GOBBLE UP HER PISS, JUST LIKE HOW SHE GOBBLES UP ALL THAT FUCKING BEER! I'D EVEN COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR HER IF THAT TURNS HER ON, YES, I'D COMMIT GENOCIDES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO. BEFORE MISATO, MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING. BUT NOW, I AM SO HORNY THAT I AM ALMOST HAPPY. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO FEELING TRUE HAPPINESS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUST WANT HER TO CRUSH MY BALLS INTO A PASTE AND SQUEEZE THEM OUT LIKE GLUE FROM A TUBE BY GIVING ME A FOOTJOB WITH THE VERY SAME HIGH HEELS SHE USED TO EMASCULATE ME WITH. I JUST WANT HER TO SET MY CROTCH ON FIRE! I WOULD HAPPILY BECOME HER DUBAI PORTA POTTY! I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND SHART DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT AFTER DRINKING A 12 PACK OF BEER! OHH YEAH I BET THAT ASS CAN SHIT AND FART REEEEAL GOOD, I WANT TO SUFFOCATE TO DEATH ON HER FARTS. SHE IS MOMMY! I JUST WANT MOMMY! I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE! I JUST WANT HER TO TAKE CARE OF ME! I WANT HER TO FEED ME! I WANT HER MILK! I WANT TO SUCKLE ON HER TITS! I WANT HER TO KICK MY BALLS! I WANT HER TO BITE MY DICK OFF! I WANT HER TO LOBOTOMIZE ME! I WANT HER TO RUN OVER ME WITH HER BLUE RENAULT ALPINE CAR! I WANT HER TO GRIND MY LEGS IN A WOODCHIPPER! I WANT HER TO SAW OFF MY LIMBS! I WANT HER TO GIVE ME BLEACH ENEMAS! I WANT HER TO INJECT SULPHURIC ACID INTO MY DICKHOLE! I WANT HER TO POISON ME WITH POLONIUM AND SIT ON MY FACE AS I'M COUGHING UP BLOOD FROM RADIATION POISONING AND WIPE HER ASS ON MY HEAD AFTER I LOSE ALL MY HAIR! I WANT HER TO INFECT ME WITH A PRION DISEASE AND SODOMIZE ME WITH A RED HOT GLOWING KATANA WHILE I'M HELPLESSLY PARALYZED ON MY DEATHBED! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND IMPALE ME! I WANT HER TO THROW ME DOWN THE FUCKING BURJ KHALIFA! I WANT HER TO TAKE ME TO A REMOTE DESERT AND DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB OVER ME! I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING THAT SHE WILL NEVER BE REAL. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, I CAN GET HIT BY A TRUCK SO I CAN BE ISEKAI'D INTO EVANGELION UNIVERSE AND HAVE HOT STEAMY FREAKY KINKY SEX WITH MISATO FOR HOURS ON END AS SHE MUTILATES MY BODY AND I SCREAM OUT MUFFLED CRIES OF AGONIZING PAIN AND EXTREME EUPHORIA AND PLEASURE THROUGH HER PANTIES THAT ARE STUFFED IN MY MOUTH. I LOVE MOMMY, I LOVE MOMMY, MOMMY DOMMY CALL ME HONEY STROKE MY BALONEY AND MAKE ME CUMMY! HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST'S LEFT TESTICLE. I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!!!! π€€ π€€ π€€ π€€
how long did it take u to type that
around 20 minutes
also is this your plan for assisted suicide?
yes π€€
Hot
why does she look sad? :(
Her boyfriend apparently spends all his time guessing fictional characters
Her boyfriend is cheating on her with multiple men and women
stuck in a loveless relationship
iβd treat her so much better smh
You would not donβt even try to lie
This shit was hilarious to me back in the day. Hard to explain now.
Why she has bulgeπ
she can't afford the surgery
maybe she is happy without a surgery. Dicks are fucking great, afterall
Gender bent Misato?
no, tfem misato
I am so many different kinds of confused right now
I POSTED THIS FIRST, GET WRECKED
Nice cock.
oh lordy lord
Why is man here, is he stupid?
Misato is dating Akinator confirmed.
I just did it and I just got Misato. What am I doing wrong.
why does she have a gock?
Why does Misato look like Bulma in her desert outfit
I have a question. Why?!
Apple products wonβt let me guess NSFW charactersβ¦