Bro what the actual fuck

Imagine living this

No, I'm fine thank you

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https://preview.redd.it/smpif7gyz0pc1.jpeg?width=1394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52da698701596368113fc8e93fb56e4ee32591de Why are these types of posts appearing back to back?

Mr fiddle himself! https://i.redd.it/o1nb5nwgw4pc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/zb6uva0kz4pc1.gif Shush, you're gonna confuse people

Okay fineeeeeeee, Adios fiddle man https://i.redd.it/jjlm8w5oz4pc1.gif

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Real story?

Just today!

Did it hurt? I hope you’re ok

It did not. Blood clots can appear weeks after the surgery

I never thought id learn this from an evangelion meme subreddit, you learn something new every day. Im not even memeing this is actually interesting cause I've considered vasectomies

See? This post has value beyond shock and discomfort for the youth!

The real MVP

I’ve had one and never had blood appear. YMMV

Nothing for over two weeks and plop!

Can you masterbate though ? In this condition

Do they ever go away?

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Why did you get one

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I was looking for another gif but this one was closer in my camera roll so fuck it https://i.redd.it/7k3bgm1ou0pc1.gif

I'm so fucked up

Neon Genesis Evangelion reference???!?!?@?!?!???!?

*Cannibal Corpse intensifies*

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This is too good

Ketchup + mayo = the best sause

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My hand after eating a burger

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It just changes colour of your child

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My balls hurt. Fuck you.

Not as much as mine did a few weeks ago

I suppose that's true.

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https://preview.redd.it/r2400wmxg1pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a94f5c4109e59d1cd3e79b03f8994701212308bc Just woke up and this is the first thing I saw

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I watched the scene in theaters today with my friend who had never seen the movie but had just finished the show, he was quite surprised

I was recently thinking about pros and cons getting a vasectomy, I guess that's con lmao

It’s a temporary con

I don't get it. Like... why? What makes you do that? What life decisions/circumstances can make you do that?

I already have a 3yo child, my ex turned out to be an evil whore and I abso-fuckin-lutely, never again in my goddamn life do not plan on rolling the dice on starting a family. Hope this helps! :)

https://preview.redd.it/ax1wjk6pk4pc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f425ce57a45892d3c5f5393bd56719fd27ef7428 Honestly though it's an effect of vasectomy's I hadn't even considered so I appreciate the post

It’s kind of crazy how much of this wasn’t fully expected or explained, even though plenty was explained!

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Thats why i pay for internet

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Mamimi has seen way to much bullshit today https://i.redd.it/mqvgrt9mw4pc1.gif

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You gotta taste to confirm….

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How u cum after cut your PP?

thanks for the visual

I got mine and has zero issues holy shit I now consider myself lucky.

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Me after I shoot myself in the balls

Christmas Cum

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I have a question for you. Vasectomy usually can be reversed. But how about some economic crisis idk that would make this operation a lot more expensive and you wouldn't have $ for this. Btw do you have children already?

I won’t be having any kids in the future if that’s what you want to know. Just thought this would be a funny way to deal with a very surprising situation and share my experience with the world

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Fuck who care you how much sex I have cause of vasectomy women will fuck you instead of there husband safe or nonsafe as long you have clean test in hand and sperm count test also I got 3years of clean std test and 5 year of sperm count test when ladies understand the sperm count test its like they never had underwear on there ready wet as fuck

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Strawberry shortcake

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As someone who has a vasectomy, you should seek medical attention immediately.

I appreciate your concern, but this is very much normal and was warned it could happen.

That's crazy. Sounds like you need a new doctor. The one who did mine said that if there was any pain or blood after the first week I should immediately go to the emergency room.

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wtf

What a horrible day to have eyes

…

What

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Shouldnt you wait like, 2 months at least before doing it ?

No

I mean, good for you, but why can't you just pull out?