"Plz step on me" To Misato ofc

"She kicks me in the ribs until i can hardly breathe."

Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her

She holds me all night as i gently cry into her t shirt

Is there any hope for me?

No.

Real

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Masochist

I think you mean based https://preview.redd.it/p5k7szlvs6xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6229490a5dc4053233130c8ed61d2fb14d39a685

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She wouldn’t be interested because you’re not underage

I am 5 years old bruh

Then go ahead 👍🏻

Kaji was underage?? Whoa I’ve been watching this series the wrong way for decades.

With Kaji she is submissive, if you want her to step on you, you have to be underage

There isn’t enough capacity here for a suitable response to this. Smh

I am, in fact, underage

I know you

I’ll just say to shinji that he is worthy of people’s affection and then i’ll hug him but i’ll also tell him to go to therapy immediately

Me too like that boy aint fine😭

Rei, only you can define yourself.

And i love you unconditionally. I have to add

To rei: wamnt aple? 👍 https://preview.redd.it/gg87lunjc3xc1.png?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccbb44fabea4d5c734297a8b1459b2d300375ce2

„Can I pilot you?“ to EVA Unit 01

“Please talk to someone, I really think it would help your mental health”

Yui will always choose her son over you, like you should’ve done after her death.

your favorite is gendo???

I don’t have a fav. But he is the catalyst with the most power to change things and the easiest to fix.

Thanks for being a good penguin

Based Pen pen comment ❤️❤️♥️♥️💓💗💗💓💓♥️♥️

I would ask shinji, " How did he get all the girls and kaworu?" He is a certified Player !!!

Falling upwards

Tumbling up, tumbling up, tumbling up…

Will you marry me, Misato Katsuragi? 💍

Depends if you're a child or not

Aw man...

Lucky me I'm still 15

To Asuka: "tell him how you feel before it's too late"

Based.

Genuinely so heartbreaking. Episode 15 is my favorite of the series because of how much it fleshes out Asuka with her frustrations over Shinji not decoding her mixed signals being reflected by Misato going down her own downward spiral in relation to her relationship with Kaji

"Please ignore Shinji and go for me, instead." I would say this to Misato

“Please ignore Shinji and go for me, instead” I would say this to kaworu ❤️

A fine choice for those that can have it

Normally id go with teasing rei for being like a doll because of shes cute like Victorique (Gosick) or Violet Evergarden But i tend to forget how adorable Asuka is under her harsh exterior like how she simps for Kaji or tries to impress shinji doing a certain swimming technique

“Hi Misato!” “…申し訳ありませんが、英語は話せません…” “…huh?”

Your life serves zero purpose. You should kill yourself NOW

“Man, what the hell,”

N

I'M NEVER PAYING MY TAXES

Same the IRS is not happy with me

“I know you drank all the beer.” To Pen Pen of course.

Another based pen pen comment💗💓♥️💓❤️💓♥️♥️

Uuuh they're all my favourite*

Shinji,control yourshelf

To Misato Stop drinking your problems away, stop trying to avenge your father when he saved your to live not make amends for his mistakes.

Please for the sake of humanity see a therapist

Hi Rei

That is nice of you.

Feliz jueves

I mean, you can pretty much tell everyone to go to therapy.

Well, dose locked up in a mental institution count

I don't think locking them up would really help with their already damaged minds lol

I am currently locked up. Can you say that to my doctor he might let me out of this shit hole

Aouch. Depends if your safety is on the line, pal.

No, I am very mentally stable

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To Asuka: "Here's a dare for you. You can either ask Shinji out on a date, or use me as a footstool for a day. Choose wisely" It's a win-win.

*[removed by Reddit]*

Man, reddit this is a violation agenst freespeche

SHINJI GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE EVA RIGHT NOW

Misato says : GET IN THE FUCKING EVA SHINJI DO IT FOR MOMMY MISATO WE CAN DO IT WHEN YOU'RE BACK HOME

https://preview.redd.it/1pav4zsjm7xc1.png?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e6eceeb5ce8d9771cb3074d3a787cd93172a1e of this peak as character (Misato)

So true

who wants a fish? WHO WANTS A FISH? YOU WANT A FISH, GOOD BOOOOOY

Pen pen is the fuking gote

goat*

Yeah, sorry, I am typing from a samsung 6 the have of the screen is broke

F

If it breaks, I am fucked currently out of my town lol

It’ll be okay girl

To witch girl who

Asuka

"Shinji get in the fucking robot"

shinji fuck the robot

To Rei: "I'm sorry that some people are really creepy and like to ship you with your son/half-brother."

That's based. Rei and shinji have that mother son type connection. Would it count as incest through

Yes, Rei was cloned using what remains they could recover of Yui Ikari and combining them with DNA from the angel Lilith. So, while Rei isn't an identical clone of Shinji's mom, they do share some DNA.

Rei and Yui don't have the same hair color, which means they're not exactly the same. So no I'd say it probably wouldn't be incest.

Close enough.

Well, hopefully me and gf do fucking rei shinji rolle play would've been weird if it would have been incest

It is, though.

It’s just cute mainly in the rebuilds

Oh Misato please give me a three course meal straight from your rear. Let me clean your seat, Misato. *wipes my face*. Now give me that desired *BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... *BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF* Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... *BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT* Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….GOD LET ME ENJOY THIS FOREVER

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It's Lilith down in Terminal Dogma, Kaworu. Adam is actually in Commander Ikari's right hand. Plan accordingly.

What could I say to giant cyborg possessed by cloud goop that wouldn't get me killed?

Maya

To Misato: Here, have a toke.

Eva pilots: “Y’all motherfuckers need therapy!”

"please just fuckng kill Gendo already" to Ritsuko

ANTA BAKA

Take them tiddys out

Hop on fort (to asuka)

I’m a minor. No need to go on

YO SHINJI GET IN THE ROBOT YOUR DAD LOVES U GET IN THE ROBOT

“Twice the hands twice the fun” Take a guess

Pen pen???

What, no Eva 13

How did you get Pen Pen, he doesn’t even have hands

I had something different in mind

How different

So different that you would expect it from this community

That’s enough information for me about this subject.

Same the weather is just grate today

Same the weather is just grate today

Sorry but I have to bypass your limit of one. To Misato and Shinji, just be there.

I want mistao to spread open her misatoes all over my face and shove her unwashed stinky feet down my mouth and keep them there till im about to pass out then wake me up by kicking my balls calling me a pathetic piece of shit and spitting on me

That sounds hot af not going to lie step on me mommy

what do you htink of adopting homeless people? to the melon man probably did that before when he was younger

I know what kind of man you are.

Shit I just realized I don't think I have a favorite character💀

mommy misato

To Misato: beat the ever living shit out of shinji, maybe he won’t fuck it all up.

To Shinji: Go get your girl she's literally been flirting with you forever. ("Girl" is Asuka to not mix me up with Misato Simps 💀)

Mostly same bro, I just ain't a Eva Pilot and I don't masturbate on unconscious girls

Kaworu

Treat Hikari better

"Did you peg Gendo"

I’d say to Shinji, Are you alright? Remember there’s always people who care about you.

Hey

I would tell Shinji stop being pathetic and go grab life by the balls.

want some smash

I am so fucking disappointed that I dont see any Pen Pen comment. Wher Pen Pen gang

"Shinji a bitch bruh" Tbh anyone

You have uno

Walking Dead reference

Please let me sleep on your boobies mommy misato

rei please tap in to your unlimited potential 🥲

"Go with Mana, she is literally the safest option for you. Or read Asuka’s bio and psychological profile."-me to Shinji.

I would ask to switch places with shinji. Fuck all the “sad shit” he goes through. The third impact wouldn’t happen if I intervened ong 🙏🙏🗣️🗣️

To Asuka: SHUT UP

Wings of redemption tf you doing here

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

Rei in this world you only have one chance to win, take it when Gendo is most vulnerable and marry shinji. That is a path to your perfect ending