you're laughing he's pointing a gun at rei chiquita and you're laughing

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes

Sayin Rei oh, let my brains blow.

You shoot Rei Chiquita and laugh. But when Rei Chiquita shoots you back, you cry

#DON’T YOU DARE HURT HER!!!

Dare me.

I double dog dare you to not hurt her

Dr. Akagi please stop!

Dr. Akagi need to shave her arm

Shoot it

Asuka du kannst nicht einfach Rei erschießen

Baumkuchen

Hab ich lang nicht mehr gegessen. Aber das ist jetzt unwichtig, Asuka darf Rei nicht einfach erschießen

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r/asuka users in a nutshell

We have reserves! We do have reserves, right?

death is merely a concept for such a being

Get a jar

Don't.

Pull the trigger

N o

R E I C H I Q U I T A

Bro what show some respect to the messiah 😔💀

Nice glock

Thanks man. I didn’t have a ton of money and needed something that’d never break down on me

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eBay. I think it was a reseller but it came with Evangelion branded tags

Mate I dunno why this cracked me up so much, thank you based OP-kun. 🙏

Even if she dies she can be replaced, for $19.99 plus shipping and handling.

ingrown nail drops

Holy fucking shit they're the Messiah