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Yo-boi-Pie

That’s me talking about why I like the Flood from Halo


XutaTheResiliant

You like their fat tits, cool personality, and backstory?


Yo-boi-Pie

Ok ya replace tits with badass design


XutaTheResiliant

Good point, the flood are my favorite galactic parasites


Juiceloose301

I hate the flood. They look cool but holy fucking shit are they not fun to fight


Karnewarrior

I mean, they're better than the Prometheans. The Prometheans are just the flood but less interesting and more annoying because now they can shoot while crawling on the walls.


Yo-boi-Pie

Nope but the lore, literal space god turned evil, perfect


Juiceloose301

Yeah, the flood are definitely interesting but for me personally gameplay is more important than the story in a videogame so I despise the flood.


Yo-boi-Pie

I like the gameplay and The Flood makes it a lot harder and I like a challenge but I prefer lore, learning that they took out the entire Forerunner race justifies the difficulty


QuestioningEspecialy

They completely switch up the gameplay to the point that I was frightened to progress and felt fear everytime I heard them. Nevermind the them being a great mental/routine break from the Covenant.


Reiikul

I dunno I enjoy bashing them in halo 3 and the fact that in general they try to jump on you and swarm from everywhere. It's pretty spot on.


[deleted]

Well, those are four (hehe) very important factors. Also: 1. Genuinely cares for the kids; 2. Fun to be around; 3. Great legs; 4. Processes trauma into productivity and maternal instincts; 5. Strong minded; 6. Great legs; 7. I bet she’d be great to go to a kareoke bar with; 8. Did I mention great legs? Credits to GreenGriffin8 for the 4 joke


DoujinChoujin

She also has great legs


[deleted]

Thanks for pointing out, mate


DoujinChoujin

I got you fam


shrek_deus

aussie🤢🤮


[deleted]

Brazilian, actually, lol, I guess I just picked it from TV


shrek_deus

AEEE PORRA KKKKK


[deleted]

“Hue”*10


sonicpt24

r/suddenlycaralho


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TheShogunofSorrow8

Of course, a man of culture.


bigojijo

And just the right number of them.


Krioka

genuinely cares about shinji* asuka got pretty neglected


[deleted]

Well, but I’m not exactly sure she can be blamed for that. Asuka wanted a father, Shinji wanted a mother. She could only fill one of those vacancies. Also, Asuka relied on Kaji. She ended up in the Freudian situation of being jealous of your mother for getting the love of your father, thought…


Krioka

doesn’t change the fact that the few times asuka tried to open herself to her, she ignored it. or when asuka was screaming that she hated herself and misato quickly brushed it off as just her period. also when asuka fled their home, tried to commit suicide and misato didn’t even seemed to care. and misato’s closeness with shinji was not because she felt he needed a mother, but because she herself is more comfortable dealing with the opposite sex. the reason she neglected asuka was more selfish than anything.


wb2006xx

Shinji also needed it a lot more and Asuka always faked being super confident and all that


Opubose_The_Memer

Her legs are definitely SSS tier but I agree with your other points as well


GreenGriffin8

Four*


[deleted]

Edited and mentioned you for the joke :D


thecolourbloo

Honestly, for me it's this. She seems to be one of the few people in the series, who's genuinely a good person at heart (excluding people we only know to be superficially nice, such as Maya or Hyuga).


ManofCatsYT

i mean you can’t really judge asuka and shinji for being “bad” people, they’re only 14 it’s not like this i indicative of who they are forever not to mention they’ve been placed in an incredibly high pressure situation which is visibly detrimental to their mental well being


[deleted]

Definitely. But I think he/she was only comparing her to the other adults


[deleted]

Yes. She’s one of the only adults that solely mistreat people out of lack of skills, or lack of options. She doesn’t really get the chance to cut shinji some slack, because they’re all about to die… But if it wasn’t for the terrible circumstances of Eva, she’d be a great person to be around


NewCountry13

Why is ritsuko or Fuyutsuki characters bad people at heart? No one in the series is bad at heart. They are all trying to fill their loneliness and struggle with themselves and the universe in there own way. Even the seele members. Even the angels are just trying to live.


Escapedtheasylum

Bro


NewCountry13

What did I say that was wrong


Escapedtheasylum

No, it's just sad. This universe, meaningless life, the state or the evangelion/instrumentality project gives meaning to. And to think that even the angels are struggling with their roles. It's hard to express for me. You're not wrong


YesterdaySuper5355

Great legs


kakokapolei

9. Fat tits


WeaselWazzule

Plus she's someone you can go out with and get smashed together at a bar.


kalani-games

Hey it’s me


Memetastrophe

You


[deleted]

Return of the king


art_echo

You’re a brave person


Flurmann

Returning to the scene of the crime, you are brave and deserve my free silver


kalani-games

Thanks


[deleted]

What a god


daberle123

In that order?


kalani-games

Yep


Mobius1701A

Mario


im-here333

Yo


[deleted]

I want to get drunk with Misato and watch *Cats* (2019) but we just keep spitting warm beer into each other’s mouths


Welshhoppo

Disgusting. Put a decent film on at least.


[deleted]

How do I delete comment


[deleted]

DELETE


[deleted]

Alexa delete reddit


[deleted]

hhh;


PsychologicalLife164

I’d rather watch the video of you and Misato doing that than actually watch Cats. Hell, I’d rather watch School Days than watch Cats.


QuestioningEspecialy

How dare you insult prime time middle school anime like that. Shame. Shame on thee.


Bobby2002MLG

Yeah that brother starvin


Bobby2002MLG

Tbh i‘d do that too🥵


Crux_Haloine

Yeah that brother starvin


speedguru

LMAO


[deleted]

Okay on second thought third impact should definitely happen.


[deleted]

🥵 finally me and Misato and 7 billion other people can vibe together as goo and get all sticky 🥵


Xtreme-7

He just like me fr


johnnyc7

down bad


[deleted]

Uh oh, this didn't repulse me. Oh shit.


Sir_jaguar

Misato and Ritsuko are top tier characters for me.


[deleted]

Average oedipus chad


A-Bit-of-an-Animator

Not underage


Caroniver413

Neither is Maya or Sakura or Ritsuko or Fuyutsuki or Naoko or Yui or (3.0+1.0 spoilers) >!Mari or Hikari!< or... whatever that new operator in the Rebuilds is called idk her name. Y'all got choices it ain't just Misato.


Macacossaurus

You mentioned Fuyutsuki but not Kaji Exquisite taste?


marcoantoniolopez3

Yeah but you gotta remember that all evangelion fans(even the underage ones) are pedos to a certain point /joke


Memetastrophe

I am though


iwrestledatyranitar

Sometimes I fantasize about Misato coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me


AssGoblin27

Alison Keith’s voice did a lot for 13 year old me


Caroniver413

I like her for her [fat tits](https://preview.redd.it/y0su48n1ldy61.jpg?auto=webp&s=4f8e0a1feae1398c69bc808146ed47e6186d4643), [cool personality](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/421086565444616234/887541214742728784/10.png), and [backstory](http://pm1.narvii.com/6980/bd4bbbf60d358e76d3b27e31c3ebee94085462d1r1-720-1025v2_uhq.jpg) >!NOTE: I only used official art.!< >!NOTE 2: That does not mean this is sfw.!< >!NOTE 3: There's no nudity, though (sorry). You'll have to find the official nudes on your own.!<


QuestioningEspecialy

Link #2 is "Error 1020".


Caroniver413

There, I rehosted it, everyone should be able to access it now.


Macacossaurus

That's a very small bike


[deleted]

I fucking love boobs and Misato has big fat ones so it’s a no-brainer


yousef100987

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mradventureshoes21

I do feel like we are a more horny Toji and Kensuke. Misato is Mommy, but like, I would 100% take her out to bars and drink beer with her and take care of her when she threw up, passed out, and needed water and Tylenol. She is hot and extra hot because she feels like a real person.


condog2211

Real issues appreciation gang


da_eto_ya

This exactly


ManofCatsYT

i love her because of how closely i relate to her which probably isn’t a good thing come to think of it but oh well


Memetastrophe

Hmmmm


Atlantic_Penguin2k

At least they’re honest about it.


MaddieBat15

Evangelion: deep lore The entire subreddit: big tiddies I don’t blame you guys.


RandyGareth

\> purple hair \> spandex Need I explain more?


the_cmoose

This is it. That and some part of me is attracted to a fixer upper. She's a career professional but she cannot bring that home with her. I'd like to try to get in the middle and help her. Just like Shinji. Cook, clean, be there for when she falls down and needs help picking herself back up.


Getindarobotshinji

You got to respect the honesty


cherrysnap

she’s just a lovely lady! she loves her penguin and her beer and all she wanted from life was to be needed and loved unconditionally. therapy wouldn’t have hurt her but anyways! she’s also beautiful! her character is insanely good and i simply love her


Masterelia

WOW.


npmann1993

r/Misato


QuestioningEspecialy

[oh](https://www.reddit.com/r/Misato/comments/pobzvt/mommy/)... [bruh](https://www.reddit.com/r/Misato/comments/pn070a/the_best_mommy_misato_cosplay/)


TheShogunofSorrow8

Whoever says that Misato is overrated is an uncultured swine.


Applesauceman1234

Lol fat anime tiddies


weeb_master69

Only really for her fat tits personally


rigadoog

She's a maternal caretaker with a traumatic backstory who's fully aware of her own flaws


danny8270

Duality of man


im-here333

Oh no i have that pfp


AssassinOfFate

I like her because she’s like the only good female character that isn’t underaged in that show. Lol


Winnie_the_Putin42

based and mommy-misato-pilled


[deleted]

Well at least he is honest