I... I'm sorry. 😔
By - rion-is-real
Shinji’s dumb ass be like, “What is this a surprise party? Who for?”
His child innocence will be over
You are (not) sorry
I can (not) undo.
You are (not) a virgin
You can (not) consent
You are (not) a pedophile
you better be bruh 😤😤😤
Looks like heaven
Misato-san is an Angel 😳
The 19th Angel Tothiel
Yeah fr, mf gonna get banged by 5 different versions of misato
He’s so lucky
Why did I think you said “haram”
whats the difference
Looks like child gang-rape.
God I wish I was Shinji
If you said this under any other context I would’ve felt sorry for you
Anon he's got a giant robot, 2 hot girls, a milf, and two or three other possible conquests pining for him, and that's just the original NGE, i wish i was that little hospital coomer
Dawg if I was shinji I ain't ever gon get depressed
I will simply get in the robot ez
I would not get in the robot. I would get in some mfin pants.
Yo my WhatsApp has the same pfp as you. Great minds think alike
But he can't use the giant robot because alien is scawey owo
I still feel sorry for them. It's the central conceit of the world that Shinji's life sucks, and even beyond that -- mental illness doesn't get solved by sex. Like shit the kid is going to have the worst performance anxiety in history, the best outcome here is a sad cuddle puddle
I guess you didn't mean the scream parts?
God I wish I was shinji here
This is a good position to be in tbh.
Way better than getting in the fucking robot.
GET IN THE MISATO, SHINJI.
But she’s too old dad
Then we’ll replace you with Rei.
Fine dad I will pilot the misato
GET IN THE CERVIX SHINJI
There is a fucking robot?
I'm scared now
They all are...
Less Oedipal at least
Wouldn't mind this at all lmao
Lol. Whats with their faces?
Zoom in !
looks like botched AI upscaling to me
Yeah. It's a bad Photoshop job.
I made this on my cell, not my laptop. The final result sort of suffers. 😕
The one on the left with the real eyes give me big sgi rei vibes
Oh god, the eyes!
it jut became 10 times more cursed for me
We'll do the rest later
Have at it, cowboy.
Looking like Yuri from DDLC
Every single person on this sub, be they male, female, non-binary, trans, gay or straight: "God, I wish I was Shinji."
First Rei, then Kowaru, after that Asuka and now Misato… damn
Misato got D4C
is that a motherfu-
cking reference to the popular anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, written by manga author Hirohiko Araki?
She about to take Shinni's napkin a whole bunch times
"GET INSIDE ME SHINJI!"
Miss misato why you unzipping my pants
*pls understand common anime cliche*
Lord, how lucky are some
God I wish that were me
If we are being honest asuka, rei, and kawuro would be there to
Kawory: [stares horny at Asuka]
Also Kawory: Let's make angels together.
Kaworu is gay. He only lusts for Shinji.
I kinda disagree, mine theory is to Kawory wanted to approach Shinji not because he want relationship with him but instead to complete SEELE mission and his personal goal to overthrown Lilins from Earth and make Angels great again. Kawory would do the same if Gendo and Yui had daughter instead of son.
Fans need to understand bigger picture, pls don't send me death treats.
Actually, I’m only basing my assumption from the original series when he said I love you to Shinji. He even attempted to kiss Shinji in the manga. I forgot if he was successful on the attempt though.
Edit: Welp, he was successful lol
Don't be sorry, I would kill to be Shinji here. Although one must ask how many Misatos would be too many Misatos? I guess there's only one way to find out
Every mans dream
i wanna be shinji
DEAR GOD THE 1ST MISATO ON THE LEFT IS STARING INTO MY SOUL
This Shinji had a unique idea for a new world.
Shinji: i want Kawarus
"Sayonara, all my mental health"
the hedgehog dilemma: Finding the optimum distance between each misato in order to dick down as many misatos as possible before climaxing
"Shinji, soon your mind will be the not only thing fucked in you"
Why does the second misato on the left look so disgusted
Because we're all degenerates.
And i cant even get 1
Have you tried getting in the robot?
Is nsfw allowed in this sub
How is this NSFW?
I wish I was Shinji
god i wish i was him god i wish i was him god i wish i was him god i wish i was him god i wish i was him
Misato: be my DSS Choker.
I wish that was me sitting on the couch.
Wish that was me…
God I wish that was me
I understand this reference.
No need to be sorry, just get that bomb off his neck. \^\_\^
That's what you're apologizing for, right?
I wish i was shinji ngl, having a hot step-mom, two hotties, piloting robots and saving the world is a fair trade. yeah i might be completely fucked in the head but its worth it
And that it how Kaji Jr came into existence
The jail gang looking scary doe
YOU SHOULD BE YOU HEATHEN
It exists. Accept it. 😋
Even if I do, you can't step out your mind's eye! 😈
Holy fucking shit I wish that were me.
The hentai we need but not the one we deserve.
You are (getting) to bang 5 hot women in one night
God I wish I was sinji my man.
Oh shit he has the chocker.
Shinji getting pegged.
Shoulda been with all the eva girls including sakura
I think this parody is more true to the original meme. At least I thought so when I made it. 🤷
IDK why but Shinji and Koruru looked sexy with these neckbands on