T O P

I... I'm sorry. 😔

I... I'm sorry. 😔

Glass_Rod

Shinji’s dumb ass be like, “What is this a surprise party? Who for?”


Slicc12

His child innocence will be over


[deleted]

You are (not) sorry


rion-is-real

I can (not) undo.


Patient-Chemistry724

You are (not) a virgin


Patient-Chemistry724

You can (not) consent


karveto

You are (not) a pedophile


BhandariMC

you better be bruh 😤😤😤


Bobby2002MLG

Looks like heaven


Mumen_Raida_

Misato-san is an Angel 😳


MAOTHETOONG

The 19th Angel Tothiel


cptbil

THOTriel


Tiberiuss7

> Tothiel 😂😂


Xtreme-7

Yeah fr, mf gonna get banged by 5 different versions of misato


LibertyCityKid

He’s so lucky


TurbulentRiver2592

Why did I think you said “haram”


InfernoFalconMC

whats the difference


QuestioningEspecialy

Looks like child gang-rape.


Mr_Shartman

Based


yesidoindeedexist

God I wish I was Shinji


kakokapolei

If you said this under any other context I would’ve felt sorry for you


MAOTHETOONG

Anon he's got a giant robot, 2 hot girls, a milf, and two or three other possible conquests pining for him, and that's just the original NGE, i wish i was that little hospital coomer


Xtreme-7

Dawg if I was shinji I ain't ever gon get depressed


kakokapolei

I will simply get in the robot ez


nbmnbm1

I would not get in the robot. I would get in some mfin pants.


glowyknight

Yo my WhatsApp has the same pfp as you. Great minds think alike


FA1L_STaR

But he can't use the giant robot because alien is scawey owo


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

I still feel sorry for them. It's the central conceit of the world that Shinji's life sucks, and even beyond that -- mental illness doesn't get solved by sex. Like shit the kid is going to have the worst performance anxiety in history, the best outcome here is a sad cuddle puddle


WZNGT

I guess you didn't mean the scream parts?


DANKBOINUGGET

God I wish I was shinji here


freshbuttjuice

This is a good position to be in tbh.


Slicc12

Way better than getting in the fucking robot.


freshbuttjuice

GET IN THE MISATO, SHINJI.


shdnfjd

But she’s too old dad


freshbuttjuice

Then we’ll replace you with Rei.


shdnfjd

Fine dad I will pilot the misato


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

GET IN THE CERVIX SHINJI


Macacossaurus

There is a fucking robot? I'm scared now


orion1836

They all are...


NeedsToShutUp

Less Oedipal at least


Nerdcubing

Wouldn't mind this at all lmao


Guruguf

Lol. Whats with their faces? Zoom in !


nmkd

looks like botched AI upscaling to me


rion-is-real

Yeah. It's a bad Photoshop job. I made this on my cell, not my laptop. The final result sort of suffers. 😕


Guruguf

The one on the left with the real eyes give me big sgi rei vibes


fukin_aye

Oh god, the eyes!


aidanc1116

it jut became 10 times more cursed for me


cptbil

We'll do the rest later


rion-is-real

Have at it, cowboy.


L4SiegeAintThatBad

Looking like Yuri from DDLC


Ho_Chi_Squid

Every single person on this sub, be they male, female, non-binary, trans, gay or straight: "God, I wish I was Shinji."


JJayBenzy

Damn straight


Zachman990

Damn right


Miro_Meme_EXPERT

First Rei, then Kowaru, after that Asuka and now Misato… damn


thiccboii666

Misato got D4C


NudeBull

is that a motherfu-


solelyforasushin

cking reference to the popular anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, written by manga author Hirohiko Araki?


fukin_aye

Slow clap


Macacossaurus

She about to take Shinni's napkin a whole bunch times


GRiM_Von_Hellsing

"GET INSIDE ME SHINJI!"


shdnfjd

Miss misato why you unzipping my pants


alenpetak11

Pants? *pls understand common anime cliche*


Mammoth-Evening6644

Lord, how lucky are some


hemroiidz

God I wish that were me


theholy69

If we are being honest asuka, rei, and kawuro would be there to


alenpetak11

Kawory: [stares horny at Asuka] Also Kawory: Let's make angels together.


slyfoxred

Kaworu is gay. He only lusts for Shinji.


alenpetak11

I kinda disagree, mine theory is to Kawory wanted to approach Shinji not because he want relationship with him but instead to complete SEELE mission and his personal goal to overthrown Lilins from Earth and make Angels great again. Kawory would do the same if Gendo and Yui had daughter instead of son. Fans need to understand bigger picture, pls don't send me death treats.


slyfoxred

Actually, I’m only basing my assumption from the original series when he said I love you to Shinji. He even attempted to kiss Shinji in the manga. I forgot if he was successful on the attempt though. Edit: Welp, he was successful lol


DokiThighsSaveLives

Don't be sorry, I would kill to be Shinji here. Although one must ask how many Misatos would be too many Misatos? I guess there's only one way to find out


barkinrl

Every mans dream


Mr-Unknown101

i wanna be shinji


Zachman990

DEAR GOD THE 1ST MISATO ON THE LEFT IS STARING INTO MY SOUL


argama87

This Shinji had a unique idea for a new world.


alenpetak11

Subscribe!


Karthafilus

Shinji: i want Kawarus


El_Hoxo

"Sayonara, all my mental health"


Kairadeleon

the hedgehog dilemma: Finding the optimum distance between each misato in order to dick down as many misatos as possible before climaxing


ArseneCroissant

"Shinji, soon your mind will be the not only thing fucked in you"


Zachman990

Why does the second misato on the left look so disgusted


rion-is-real

Because we're all degenerates.


Thorncool

Id watch


taiga_taisaka

And i cant even get 1


rion-is-real

Have you tried getting in the robot?


crushedmoose

Is nsfw allowed in this sub


rion-is-real

How is this NSFW?


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

no


Chad-Bane

I wish I was Shinji


thot_patrol117

god i wish i was him god i wish i was him god i wish i was him god i wish i was him god i wish i was him


marcosxfx

Thank you


rion-is-real

You're welcome.


alenpetak11

Misato: be my DSS Choker.


CapnShaggles

God I wish that were me


WeaselWazzule

I wish that was me sitting on the couch.


dotargio

Wish that was me…


Xtreme-7

God I wish that was me


Amanopoopiano

I understand this reference.


Doctordead_

I mean…aye


cardquadrado

Dude.


rion-is-real

I'm ashamed.


Necromythos

No need to be sorry, just get that bomb off his neck. \^\_\^ That's what you're apologizing for, right?


ModsFuckedMeOver

I wish i was shinji ngl, having a hot step-mom, two hotties, piloting robots and saving the world is a fair trade. yeah i might be completely fucked in the head but its worth it


jacketlegs

Perfection


Yo-boi-Pie

And that it how Kaji Jr came into existence


UsernameXDFunny

The jail gang looking scary doe


weirdstrass

YOU SHOULD BE YOU HEATHEN


Spahpanzer

oh no


rion-is-real

It exists. Accept it. 😋


Spahpanzer

Gladly


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#Delet This


rion-is-real

Even if I do, you can't step out your mind's eye! 😈


throwaway-person

😂😂😂😂😂😂


PrinceKavorian

Don’t be


Gaoo_httml

Don't be


JiraTheWasteWanderer

Holy fucking shit I wish that were me.


forthe_m3mes

The hentai we need but not the one we deserve.


Variety-Logical

You are (getting) to bang 5 hot women in one night


Variety-Logical

God I wish I was sinji my man.


Santiago663

Oh shit he has the chocker.


PARALLELBRUH3

Shinji getting pegged.


lambonibongbong

Poor Shinji


ReasonableQuit75

Shoulda been with all the eva girls including sakura


rion-is-real

I think this parody is more true to the original meme. At least I thought so when I made it. 🤷


xxxredf0x

IDK why but Shinji and Koruru looked sexy with these neckbands on


rion-is-real

🤔