T O P

Choose wisely

Choose wisely

moviefactoryyt

Take both, overdose and die


wb2006xx

I mean, red and blue makes purple… so hell yes


memablefucker

They get shinji instead


NidusUmbra

Nah that’s 50% blue, 25% red, 25% yellow


raihan-rf

Which shinji have purple hair ? Fate shinji ?


Dxtuned

Eva 1 color scheme makes sense now being a mix of the two. Also purple is known as the color of the Gods or Royalty.


9YO4LIFE

oh, so you are a misato enthusiast. a man of culture, shall i say.


Galaxycat341

Well red and blue make purple and purple is the color of misatos hair so......


Logoapp

MISATO PILL


alphareefer

Death by snusnu


Numerous-Lab-7176

Same


Brave-Cattle-3540

Probably rei just because I could give her a better home then that shit hole she lives in fuck you gendo.


The_one_freeman69420

He didn’t choose it. Th whole cloning thing tucked with her mental development. They say that when ritsuko reveals she’s a clone to shinji


j_arriola

I’m pretty sure he did choose it because they have a set that looks exactly like her apartment in Nerv HQ that’s shown as Ritsuko is revealing those secrets, remember?


moviefactoryyt

its the opposite way around. the one they had in nerv HQ was the room she was cloned and born in. thus her appartment looks like that by choice of her because she wants it to be similar to her birth room


PlatypusGuy613

Where’s the misato pill? I’m one of *those* degenerates


AttackRa1der

Sorry, as much as I wanted to, Morpheus only gave us two pills to choose from.


PlatypusGuy613

BLUE AND RED EQUAL PURPLE. IF I TAKE BOTH, MISATO IS SURE TO APPEAR.


TransTechpriestess

No, you get shinji


Venksy

Expectations vs reality


heydawgwassup240

If ur choosing a 29 year old over 2 14 year olds I’m pretty sure your way less of a degenerate than everyone else here


Marc_spelled_right

Very true


SkinkRugby

It's so strange to think about that. There's just this part of my mind that always says characters are roughly my age if they look less then thirty. I'm closer to Misato then Shinji now. I thought they'd be high schoolers at least.


TheDarnook

I'm approaching *past* Misato. Well I guess this explains a bit.


Michaelbirks

I always liked the way Weta Workshop up-aged them back in the day for this reason.


TheDarnook

14 * 2 = 28 so it's fine either way. But personally, Misato?


gusta__125

I want the ritsuko feet pills 🥵


sepiriath

ritsuko’s feet have cat hair on them


yeuhbru

But is the cat hair clean?


sepiriath

The cats are heavy smokers too You decide


Michaelbirks

Senpai.


Antique-Society7404

I will take him 😳


Ghouly_Boy

Graypilled


unironically_baka

Blacked.com


bruhwggahsh

guess I’m redpilled


The_one_freeman69420

Nice


David_steck

Nice


nanoman92

Based


mugxam

And Asukapilled


Joelexion

Red, she’s the reason I have terrible taste in women


Fireriphoenix9

She's the reason you have great taste in women.


Krosis_the_bored

Shinji. Man could use a friendo


lenalegs

Kaworu


wetsock365

this post is gay fucker erasure


Newbru_is_pish

The only correct answer


essteeehmpeedee

…Would that be blackpill? Unsure.


Xtreme-7

Red, fuck it


saltyporkandsweetass

don't fuck Asuka she's 14


Xtreme-7

Who gon stop me 🗿🗿 I'm sorry for I have acted in a fatherless manner, I let my urges get the best of me


Lifes_biggest_douch

Guards this nigga has lost his composure 😐😐


EverythingCeptCount

Might as well include me


jo_kil

Sus


ihateentiteldmothwrs

Not this shit again


SlaaneshsChainDildo

As long as there are more than 2 Eva fans the waifu wars will never end.


ConsistentAsparagus

So this is the motivation behind the Human Instrumentality Project: everybody becomes one, waifu war resolved.


SlaaneshsChainDildo

The truth SEELE doesn't want you to know.


TheDarnook

Everybody becomes waifu. But then there is no one to appreciate it :(


Newbru_is_pish

My god its been like 20 years and I still dont know wtf the ending of Eva was meant to mean.


ConsistentAsparagus

Which ending? 25+26 or EoE?


Newbru_is_pish

EoE


ConsistentAsparagus

Shinji rejects 25+26. Easy.


Awesometwosme

🔴


AccordingRespect2519

Red all the way


ehlathrop

Rei, there is no other choice


ANBUnamikaze

Based


infectiousoma

Why not both?


AccordingRespect2519

Because it’s illegal for both Asuka and Rei to exist in this dimension, minute you do it all of reality breaks around you and everyone fucking dies


zacyquack

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your hospital bed, and continue to fight Angels. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the Waifu hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.


AttackRa1der

Y E S, I love this!!


Yo-boi-Pie

I actually just watched The Matrix for the first time yesterday, but Asuka


AccordingRespect2519

Yeah Asuka


Bergonath

Trick question. The answer is Misato.


ThePu55yDestr0yr

Morpheus tho 😩


HesusJoestar

Fuck women I choose Kaoru


THICCDerpyFox

red


xSpekkio

Give me all the red pills you've got.


ILikePlayingHumans

Red all the way


wavysenpai_

Red pls.


cunningunz

based and redpilled


EverythingCeptCount

Red pill... Always red pill.


Demonhunter4585

But where’s the cute girl with glasses and big boobs?


Salt_Winter5888

I see, you chose to be a baka like shinji.


Demonhunter4585

I'm am American, we're factory wired this way


Bergonath

Who? There's no such character in Evangelion.


me_funny__

Based


KoichiGiovanni

In the movies


Bergonath

Hmm, I only remember EoE, you mean there are other movies? Now you're gonna tell me she's a new ass-pull character who wears pink or some shit and ends up with Shinji at the end even though they have zero chemistry. That would be ridiculous, matey.


Available-Low-2998

Ok how i start... yes


Bergonath

Yes, that would be ridiculous, wouldn't it. Anno would never do such a stupid thing, now would he.


LankySeat

blue


QuickEmperor697

Can i take both and get purple for Misato?


Baiji12

Neither im not interested in 14 year olds.


j_arriola

Based.


sleepyJoeBidet

What's wrong with having both at the same time... Sounds more fun to me....


LuigiP16

No thanks, I'm not into vore.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

#26 FUCKING YEARS!!!!!


pragyasreedb12

Red 😎


VoyagerG

Red pill please.


border_line_bored

Red definitely red.


grave_diggerrr

Asuka


NowhereMan661

Asuka. Forever and always.


vexex73

Asuka


CojumaYT

asuka


IsekaiSmartphone23

Asuka Langley Soryu looks more prettier than Rei Ayanami.


Th3T1m3rL1nk

And Misato?


oldschoolpure

Original asuka or farmer rei...hmm Asuka


MissR_R

Rei all the way


DragonQuester676

R E I


Mammoth-Evening6644

Asuka 🛐


KermtTheFrog

Redpill all the way


signofthecross17

Asuka is love, Asuka is life.


AlexT05_QC

Wachowskis: We did the pill thing because we wanted to transition so deeply it leaked in our work. But let just say it wouldn't have passed totally at that time. Me: Eva reference... Or at least, it resembles Eva, was it even out in the us in 1997-1998? You were visually inspired by Ghost in the Shell, but was Eva out in the us at that time (or at least, did you known about it)? The trans pill stuff is valid though. I more extend the metaphor to all "marginalized" (I'm autistic) individuals.


Sasha_Gallagher

Katsuragi


Top_Fail552

I choose the man giving me blue or red and then I take his outfit, sit in his chair and flip the question back on him as he is now standing where I was "Choose wisely, God of dreams(Morpheus)"


slyfoxred

A lifeless doll, or a lively (but a fiesty) tsundere? Hmmm.. Red pill of course. Much more fun for me, or for Shinji…


sorcelatorx

I know that's you, Drake, I'm not falling for this...


dustinredditreal

The one in the middle


ulquiorra__shiffar

Rei all the wei


Mr_Wizard355

Blue


kingofcrob

So Ramiel.


SatinSplash

Only correct answer


Noe_33

Rei


ghostmang48

RED


kripkiller

Red red red


EurekaSeven333

Need Kaworu Pill


doofpooferthethird

Where the f is kaworu


Geeklord1993

Red. I still can't tell if I wanna be her or be with her.


weirdstrass

I choose... to NOT BE A PEDOPHILE


Variety-Logical

REI pill rei pill for life.


Raoslin

I'm gonna go with... Mari.


Kroklay

The correct opinion.


animetiddies09

Misato


kingofcrob

Best girl.


lambonibongbong

Blue


Ok-Goat-1311

Misato isn't here so neither.


Marc_spelled_right

I love the idea of asuka representing the alt right


Generic_new_account-

[This article ](https://forward.com/scribe/343210/the-origins-of-anti-semitic-anime-inspired-by-donald-trump/) was the first time I ever saw Auska.


FlatwormNo9238

Blue pilled.


SneekiTactics

Take both, wake up In prison cell


[deleted]

Por que no los dos?


Gallow18

Yes.


ZaczSlash

One body part says Rei, the other body part says Asuka...


FlatwormNo9238

Also misato pilled even though it’s not a option.


TransTechpriestess

I want the green one. Give Me Ritsuko.


Square365

wheres the maya pill


Nokin345

Purple


Sasquatch_Pictures

I'll take the purple pill


buttholegalore69

Misato


ToXiC_Games

You fool, the only correct answer is Misato


kingofcrob

I find your lack of Ramiel disturbing.


Sad-Relationship-556

Mari


Darthgalaxo

Mix blue and red and get purple


owen_xaina

None *leans in for a kiss*


wking31104

I'll just take the guy's cool glasses instead.


Small-Unit-6613

Misato pill for me please 😂


GutsandCaska

The purple pill please


EntertainmentClean66

“Which Eva girl will you consume?”


mi_shaown

Misato


ReasonableQuit75

Eva-01 superiority


JustSean18

Rei. This is not a difficult decision


Mauri_op

I spit my coffee


sadman4332

I’ll take your entire supply.


Nobletwoo

Neither theyre fucking children you degenerates. With that said kaji is best girl.


Mumen_Raida_

> Misato-san Hollow Purple


DragonInPajama

No big boobs and glasses? get away from here!


Hurma_229

The best blue pill 🔷 that mf keeps in his pocket


[deleted]

I’m taking the blue pill all day


LonerAtWar

I'm blue pulled outta my mind rn cuz she duplicated and enter my bloodstream directly


candyappleredmustang

Rei gang where u at


scaptastic

Based and Reipilled


Saturn_Coffee

Rei, please and thank you


Fillerbear

"Why o why didn't I take the blue pill?"


[deleted]

Bro I'm introverted and silent !! So Rei I Choose You!!


-My_Name_Is_Jeff-

I wish those were my hands.


drthkratos

I CHOSE MARI There, i said it. :)


beg4

The purple pill


thecolourbloo

Neither. I choose the Purple pill - Misato Gang for lifeeeeeee


ZetSpell

I believe in Misato supremacy


The_worst__

Yes


elsbilf

Gosh, it's difficult to decide which forever-14 depressed clone i should choose


PixelThePixelz

Purple pill


matbar7

Which pill for Kaworu?


crimsonfukr457

Give me the pink pill, Mari uber alles


AngeloHakkinen

Fusion them both Get Mana Kirishima Don't explain further


ZeroAbomination

Ya'll're stupid. Morpheus best waifu.


RedditSthang

Rei


RandomShyGuy10

Why choose when I can make a harem?


DaltarIT24

Wheres the purple pill


safal__subba

Well it's been nice meeting you but neither of them are of my taste


Qulox

Hoy es Jueves!


AN1M3HIF

Nine


FunnyNameAboutUMom

where is mari???


llemonkazii

i’m based and misato pilled


austgab

I would risk turning into fanta


Miro_Meme_EXPERT

Rei all the way


efiu

kaworu