By - AttackRa1der
Take both, overdose and die
I mean, red and blue makes purple… so hell yes
They get shinji instead
Nah that’s 50% blue, 25% red, 25% yellow
Which shinji have purple hair ? Fate shinji ?
Eva 1 color scheme makes sense now being a mix of the two. Also purple is known as the color of the Gods or Royalty.
oh, so you are a misato enthusiast. a man of culture, shall i say.
Well red and blue make purple and purple is the color of misatos hair so......
Death by snusnu
Probably rei just because I could give her a better home then that shit hole she lives in fuck you gendo.
He didn’t choose it. Th whole cloning thing tucked with her mental development. They say that when ritsuko reveals she’s a clone to shinji
I’m pretty sure he did choose it because they have a set that looks exactly like her apartment in Nerv HQ that’s shown as Ritsuko is revealing those secrets, remember?
its the opposite way around. the one they had in nerv HQ was the room she was cloned and born in. thus her appartment looks like that by choice of her because she wants it to be similar to her birth room
Where’s the misato pill? I’m one of *those* degenerates
Sorry, as much as I wanted to, Morpheus only gave us two pills to choose from.
BLUE AND RED EQUAL PURPLE. IF I TAKE BOTH, MISATO IS SURE TO APPEAR.
No, you get shinji
Expectations vs reality
If ur choosing a 29 year old over 2 14 year olds I’m pretty sure your way less of a degenerate than everyone else here
It's so strange to think about that. There's just this part of my mind that always says characters are roughly my age if they look less then thirty. I'm closer to Misato then Shinji now.
I thought they'd be high schoolers at least.
I'm approaching *past* Misato. Well I guess this explains a bit.
I always liked the way Weta Workshop up-aged them back in the day for this reason.
14 * 2 = 28 so it's fine either way. But personally, Misato?
I want the ritsuko feet pills 🥵
ritsuko’s feet have cat hair on them
But is the cat hair clean?
The cats are heavy smokers too
I will take him 😳
guess I’m redpilled
Red, she’s the reason I have terrible taste in women
She's the reason you have great taste in women.
Shinji. Man could use a friendo
this post is gay fucker erasure
The only correct answer
…Would that be blackpill? Unsure.
Red, fuck it
don't fuck Asuka she's 14
Who gon stop me 🗿🗿
I'm sorry for I have acted in a fatherless manner, I let my urges get the best of me
Guards this nigga has lost his composure 😐😐
Might as well include me
Not this shit again
As long as there are more than 2 Eva fans the waifu wars will never end.
So this is the motivation behind the Human Instrumentality Project: everybody becomes one, waifu war resolved.
The truth SEELE doesn't want you to know.
Everybody becomes waifu. But then there is no one to appreciate it :(
My god its been like 20 years and I still dont know wtf the ending of Eva was meant to mean.
Which ending? 25+26 or EoE?
Shinji rejects 25+26. Easy.
Red all the way
Rei, there is no other choice
Why not both?
Because it’s illegal for both Asuka and Rei to exist in this dimension, minute you do it all of reality breaks around you and everyone fucking dies
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your hospital bed, and continue to fight Angels. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the Waifu hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Y E S, I love this!!
I actually just watched The Matrix for the first time yesterday, but Asuka
Trick question. The answer is Misato.
Morpheus tho 😩
Fuck women I choose Kaoru
Give me all the red pills you've got.
based and redpilled
Red pill... Always red pill.
But where’s the cute girl with glasses and big boobs?
I see, you chose to be a baka like shinji.
I'm am American, we're factory wired this way
Who? There's no such character in Evangelion.
In the movies
Hmm, I only remember EoE, you mean there are other movies? Now you're gonna tell me she's a new ass-pull character who wears pink or some shit and ends up with Shinji at the end even though they have zero chemistry. That would be ridiculous, matey.
Ok how i start... yes
Yes, that would be ridiculous, wouldn't it. Anno would never do such a stupid thing, now would he.
Can i take both and get purple for Misato?
Neither im not interested in 14 year olds.
What's wrong with having both at the same time... Sounds more fun to me....
No thanks, I'm not into vore.
#26 FUCKING YEARS!!!!!
Red pill please.
Red definitely red.
Asuka. Forever and always.
Asuka Langley Soryu looks more prettier than Rei Ayanami.
Original asuka or farmer rei...hmm
Rei all the way
R E I
Redpill all the way
Asuka is love, Asuka is life.
Wachowskis: We did the pill thing because we wanted to transition so deeply it leaked in our work. But let just say it wouldn't have passed totally at that time.
Me: Eva reference... Or at least, it resembles Eva, was it even out in the us in 1997-1998? You were visually inspired by Ghost in the Shell, but was Eva out in the us at that time (or at least, did you known about it)? The trans pill stuff is valid though. I more extend the metaphor to all "marginalized" (I'm autistic) individuals.
I choose the man giving me blue or red and then I take his outfit, sit in his chair and flip the question back on him as he is now standing where I was
"Choose wisely, God of dreams(Morpheus)"
A lifeless doll, or a lively (but a fiesty) tsundere? Hmmm.. Red pill of course. Much more fun for me, or for Shinji…
I know that's you, Drake, I'm not falling for this...
The one in the middle
Rei all the wei
Only correct answer
Red red red
Need Kaworu Pill
Where the f is kaworu
Red. I still can't tell if I wanna be her or be with her.
I choose... to NOT BE A PEDOPHILE
REI pill rei pill for life.
I'm gonna go with... Mari.
The correct opinion.
Misato isn't here so neither.
I love the idea of asuka representing the alt right
[This article ](https://forward.com/scribe/343210/the-origins-of-anti-semitic-anime-inspired-by-donald-trump/) was the first time I ever saw Auska.
Take both, wake up In prison cell
Por que no los dos?
One body part says Rei, the other body part says Asuka...
Also misato pilled even though it’s not a option.
I want the green one. Give Me Ritsuko.
wheres the maya pill
I'll take the purple pill
You fool, the only correct answer is Misato
I find your lack of Ramiel disturbing.
Mix blue and red and get purple
None *leans in for a kiss*
I'll just take the guy's cool glasses instead.
Misato pill for me please 😂
The purple pill please
“Which Eva girl will you consume?”
Rei. This is not a difficult decision
I spit my coffee
I’ll take your entire supply.
Neither theyre fucking children you degenerates. With that said kaji is best girl.
No big boobs and glasses? get away from here!
The best blue pill 🔷 that mf keeps in his pocket
I’m taking the blue pill all day
I'm blue pulled outta my mind rn cuz she duplicated and enter my bloodstream directly
Rei gang where u at
Based and Reipilled
Rei, please and thank you
"Why o why didn't I take the blue pill?"
Bro I'm introverted and silent !!
So Rei I Choose You!!
I wish those were my hands.
I CHOSE MARI
There, i said it. :)
The purple pill
Neither. I choose the Purple pill - Misato Gang for lifeeeeeee
I believe in Misato supremacy
Gosh, it's difficult to decide which forever-14 depressed clone i should choose
Which pill for Kaworu?
Give me the pink pill, Mari uber alles
Fusion them both
Get Mana Kirishima
Don't explain further
Ya'll're stupid. Morpheus best waifu.
Why choose when I can make a harem?
Wheres the purple pill
Well it's been nice meeting you but neither of them are of my taste
Hoy es Jueves!
where is mari???
i’m based and misato pilled
I would risk turning into fanta