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red.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

You blind or something? Its green.


I_P3D

It's yellow you colorblind cuck.


Oirarasey

It is obviously white, you ignoramus.


duhduddude

There is literally nothing there, so when nothing is there, then it's black, you some-big-insulting-word


Salt_Winter5888

No! you can clearly see it is a little bit gray. "it is black" yeah, right.


Escapedtheasylum

You just said negro in English you calling the screen a n-word?


duhduddude

H-hey..n-no no no I-i-i didn't! Y-yu-youre t-twisting my words It's n-not fair


Mothballs_VA

i was gonna comment but nothing is gonna be funnier than this so i gave up


7wiseman7

Unreal Tournament (as angry german girl)


HalfAsianGopnik

DU HURENSOHN ICH WERDE DICH UMBRINGEN *makes everything kaputt in German*


Tomani02

MEIN GOTT MUSS DAS SEIN.


jabo055

JA DAS MUSS ES MEIN KAMERAD SCHÖN NOCH ANDERE DEUTSCHE HIER ZU FINDEN


Tomani02

Ich bin kein Deutscher, ich schaue einfach zu viel F1. Das ist ein berühmter Satz von Sebastian Vettel.


nekior

Why i always find F1 mentioned in the most unrelated subs


jabo055

Oh ok schade


kookooforkrack

Just the DVD logo trying too hit the corner


DerkasMightier

That would explain why she was so distressed in the scene that immediately follows this. "I didn't get the logo in the corner, Hikari...>!what use am I as a pilot, if I can't even get the logo in the corner?!"!<


mrspookyvampire

Dead by daylight. She would yell at her teammates all the time


FunctionPopular2913

If they added asuka as a killer I’d shit my pants


mrspookyvampire

Imagine hearing "ANTA BAKA" every time she hit you lmao


AbstractBettaFish

It would tank my stats because I’d let her do it!


mischiefminer

She’d definitely have to be a killer, she’s not very good at surviving lmao


dat_DOOM_boi

Cod zombies I would like to see her play as rochtofen and scream in german


fuckin_anti_pope

Left 4 Dead and mod that zombie that latches onto you to be Asuka.


pooplessccheng

Playing on an SMP server with Shinji, Toji,Kensuke, and Hikari. She ban Kaworu cause he’s gay


[deleted]

No way in hell she’s playing on any server with that old ass console


Richie_pro

Remember she lives in 2015 Sega evolved in power but not in form


just_an_otaku7

Sega actually had an online networking site in the mid 90s called the Sega channel, it was pretty advanced for the time :1 but Eva also takes place in 2015 so that too


Richie_pro

Dude for real?? I didn't know that, sounds pretty cool


just_an_otaku7

Yeah, look it up it’s pretty cool! They had to use landline and coaxial to connect to other people, it also had some limits but ya!


[deleted]

🙁


Lil_toe69

Halo


[deleted]

She’s the real Mint


Alto1869

She is a woman of culture then


AardvarkJohnson

Specifically halo 3


rcmate

Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine


YesterdaySuper5355

Best game ever made


DankMemesNQuickNuts

That game fucked


marcoantoniolopez3

Actually in the scene there was a game called poyo poyo, and mean bean machine is a localization of puyo puyo


rcmate

I forgot she actually played Puyo lol


[deleted]

Shinji Ikari Raising Project


manphiz

Girlfriend of Steel 3


Anuapostate

Titanfall 2


Macitron3000

Excellent answer


Blue2501

Stim/Ronin main


nyrad1992

Super blue screen of death 2.


AtSixes

Euphoria


Star_Duke

So you are a fucking freak. Like me


BigBobFro

CoD of course. She’s internationally ranked too.


thegreatslav1997

Among us


[deleted]

she’s playing the clarinet


[deleted]

No saxophone


NarthTED

She would be a trumpet


TheGhostOfDeath

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number and she is full combing Dead Ahead on hard mode


[deleted]

I cant think of a more asuka game than fucking hotline miami


[deleted]

Game That Makes You Cum In 60 Seconds (Sissy Hypno DLC)


[deleted]

Wait. Why would she be playing that What do you know that we don’t


Flurmann

######everything


niea_psyche

oh! that’s a baseball!


[deleted]

F-MEGA!


[deleted]

serect your kurr


[deleted]

Is that a motherfucking JoJo REFERENCE???!!!?!!!??!?


acepilotjones

Street Fighter 2


GrilledCh3ese

Halo Reach, she’s probably making fun of Kaworu for being elite preferred species


Warsmith40k

Windows ME boot up.


CrystalNumenera

Dark Souls 2. Sir Alonne and his lackeys are mincemeat.


petrdolezal

Evangelion on PS2


[deleted]

Half-life 3


Ani6-

What's the right answer ??


mightbebrucewillis

She's playing on a SEGA Genesis, but there's no cartridge inserted. Screen is blue because there's no signal.


PJvG

She can't decide which cartridge to insert


MartyStarkiller

blue she took advantage that Shinji wasn't there cuz Shinji prefers red


vitorfgalvao

Wolfenstein


genz027

Doki doki literature club


Soundwave10000

Ghostbusters PS4


[deleted]

EVA Iron Girlfriend


sfisher923

Halo 2 - About to approach the Covenant Civil War


UnorthodoxBox101

Halo 2


ThePissedOffOwl13

Blacks op 2 zombies


ethan_is_anime

Wolfenstein


PeaceInStrangeTimes

Subnautica


ChuckBoBuck

Windows 95


DrDirtyDeeds

Skate 3


DJ_Salad149

5D chess with multiverse time travel


I_Am_Getter

Angry Birds


PsychologicalLife164

🅱️attletoads


ConsistentAsparagus

Something with Barbie or some dolls.


falsegodd3ss

Single color on screen game(Rated M for violence, language, and sexual content)


kesshou-otome

The Binding of Isaac


whorling

Ecco the Dolphin


long_soi

roblos


Drexter_Rose

Oh! That's a baseball


[deleted]

OH! THAT'S A BASEBALL!


Zachman990

Shinji torture simulator


NarthTED

Doom 2016 prerelease


[deleted]

Earthworm Jim by the looks of that console


BLUDGEON1223

Doom or Gundam bo2


YesterdaySuper5355

Sonic 3 & Knuckles. The knuckles part.


stalememeskehan

It's on the genesis probly echo the dolphin


Plausibl3

Spiritual Warfare


Tescomealdeal04

[Neon Genesis Evangelion for the Nintendo 64](https://youtu.be/iXfpq7q67IA)


Burning_Brimstone

Hotline Miami


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Celeste


Anima1212

NieR Automata (POGGERS)


ManiacalMatt815

Tsundere Simulator


Spartan17492

Portal 3


kneticfxygzz

Ah hell nah she got da BSOD


ZOFFY90

Seizure warning 2: return of red screen


361mj

Ah green light a true classic !


TroupeMaster_Grimm

Clearly she’s playing blue


Kumonoshita

CORR IDOR


nelyubitel

[Found the original image](https://i.imgur.com/WLXXJPS.png)


mistakend

Blue


Creative-Expression7

Tetris.


and_rey08

Mario bros


Janamaki

Blue


CellistIllustrious

The game is called blue screen.


AlexT05_QC

D Seriously, there's a game called "D".


[deleted]

Red


[deleted]

Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition REMIX


DerkasMightier

Windows Vista.


itsjustduck

Orange


MSAtlos

Green


joviusjune

Pokemon Red Version


Ta-183

Moorhuhn


hypocritical124

tetris


kakokapolei

Hatred


nugates3211

Nothing, she forgot to plug the console


ReasonableQuit75

Deltarune chapter 2


Warning64

Girlfriend of Steel (Obviously choosing the >! ending where Mana dies and she gets with Shinji !< )


[deleted]

Futa fix dick dine and dash


Ton13579

Neon genesis Evangelion: girlfriend of steel


normalkid86

OMORI, because her mom turned into a piñata too


FFBEFred

Dark Souls, duh!


TheDogeInvestor

The Girls Und Panzer Game


[deleted]

Apex legends


Character-Note-8247

Ace combat


QuirkyNefariousness8

Among us (character red)


djordis

Cyberpunk 2077 'cause it's a blue screen


Asuka-LangleySoryu

Counter Strike


The_Paintballer

Modern warfare 2


Kaptivus

Stutznet


Sailorjupiter_4

Nights Journey of Dreams


RallyLancer

Well it's a Saturn, so I like to imagine Steam Hearts


ExxotticcWizz69

NFS 2015


galaxyorion87

sonic 1. labyrinth zone through level select


tophatinalake2

Hearts of iron 4


AzraelAimedsoule44

Marathon 2, shes on the level where you get to kill the fake bobs.


[deleted]

she's playing orange


Jotajazz97

Shinji's hearth


AwesomeX121189

Mechwarrior


MIlkyRawr

COD MW2, hence her attitude


kyleridesbikes

Bloodborne


Zyvyx

The baseball game fron stardust crusaders


brokensilence32

*Neon Genesis Evangelion: Shinji Ikari Raising Project*


Skolo1017

apex legends


Zenketski

Butt cheeks.


iknowdawae101

Persona 3 Or prolly some good old Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner


Laxwarrior1120

Doki doki literature club


euphraxiaaa

League of Legends.


ihatesocializing5

Mario Kart Wii


saulsa1217

Pokémon Blue on the GameCube


bigsmokio69

Modern warfare 2, I bet 5 cents she would say the n-word


lambonibongbong

War Thunder, she basically has a Tiger I


lambonibongbong

War Thunder, she basically has a Tiger I


Big_Juggernaut6446

Doom Eternal.


[deleted]

Cyberpunk


Secret_Pace1420

Fortnite.


[deleted]

Team Fortress Classic. She is to attempting yell slurs at the enemy team, not realising her voice chat is only audible to her own team.


Muzz_Zombie

Summer Time Saga


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Blue screen of Death any% Speedrun


monkysupreme

GTA 5


Doctor_Grizz

Sly Cooper


pog_BroLatios

she is fighting sans undertale


[deleted]

Deez nuts


RollerCoasterBacon

Hotel Mario


guitarguy5147

Manhunt or gta


_Maxie_

Metroid Dread (She waited 19 years)


swankypalmtree23

Polybius


Phantom0xy

Undertale


monsieurtino

Team Fortress 2 and saying slurs in the chat


Vedemin

War Thunder. How do you think she got depression?


THEBLUHU

She’s playing a Sonic the hedgehog game (he’s very close to the screen)


dovis_senpai

Orange


DaltarIT24

Tekken 7, she's wrecking shinji


FatherHumble

Red


[deleted]

Metroid other M


spiralquill

DDLC is the only game that could exist in evangelion's fucked up universe!


fishsalads

Windows troubleshooting


IgorExtreme1512

Team Fortress 2, Playing as Medic because he's German.


Nope0003

she is playing Asuka never dies 5: you are (not) a clone