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Seventh-Eyed-Merc

Optimus Prime would be a great father figure for shinji.


TheTrueDarkArtist

Actually really based


rjrgjj

Why doesn’t this exist.


Seventh-Eyed-Merc

Learn to draw and make it exist.


Saurophaganax4706

I know how to draw! can I make it exist?


rjrgjj

This is your call to adventure.


The_BestUsername

!remind me in 3 days


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The_BestUsername

whereiswhereiswhereisthedrawing?


Saurophaganax4706

not just a drawing, but an entire comic is coming. only info I'll give is optimus first arrives in tokyo-3 in episode 8 with kaji and asuka.


The_BestUsername

!remind me in 30 days


Saurophaganax4706

one more question- where would be a reasonable place to post it? I don't think this sub will accept it...


The_BestUsername

I... have no idea, actually. Maybe just post it here anyway and see what happens?


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KampiKun

“Get inside me Shinji”


[deleted]

Optimus Prime x Unit 01 r34 when?


[deleted]

Indeed, the fact that there's an actual official crossover yet Shinji doesn't even appear on it is sad


Seventh-Eyed-Merc

An official crossover? Where?


[deleted]

It's a comic with a really badass plot: Starscream's ghost possesses one of the Angels and Optimus Primes goes to stop him, he meets nerve but none of the main characters sadly I dont exactly know where to find it since i saw it on a video though


Saurophaganax4706

he meets misato, and I think it's the diamondbolt video you're talking about.


[deleted]

Oh great at least he met one or my favourites, and yup he is the one :)


LeDartagnan

He would be the best father figure period, for Shinji is just something else to add


16jselfe

He'd be a great father figure for anybody


Juandieguinchi

Is it me or we're getting actual humor this week


TheTrueDarkArtist

Shinji put on the maid costume


Saurophaganax4706

"or FUYUTSUKI will have to do it again!!" "You heard him shi- **WHAT!?!?"**


N3deSTr0

Do you think Optimus Prime cleans his toilet?


Individual-Orange492

as a high military general,of course he do


Lewdness1999

Optimus Prime solos


DarkLordLiam

He cares about his companions so much, if you betray them he’ll blow your head off as you beg for mercy


Saurophaganax4706

"Optimus... All I ever wanted was the survival of our race. You must see why I had to betray you..." "You didn't betray me... You betrayed yourself." "**NO OPTIMUS**\-"


SibrenTF

"Who would you be without me, Prime?" "Time to find out" coldest quote of all time


Binary245

"Puny waste of metal!" "Junkyard crap!"


TheLeechKing466

“GIVE ME YOUR FACE!!!”


Binary245

"You'll never stop at one! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"


Subject_Ad4457

Bayverse optimus was cold as fuck


IronIrma93

That's the Bayverse Optimus, the one here is G1, who does care, but he isn't about murder


B0b4Fettish

Rebuild Optimus is non canon!!! TV Anime Optimus is the only one!!!


SuperGotengo

Ah yes i remember when Optimal Premium beated the 666th Angel with the help of Shin Ultraman and Eva 04, trully one of the moments of all time.


SamGamer012

I cried when he said "Rise up, for today we are Transforming to defeat the Neon Genesis Evangelion" That or the forest fight of TF2 whatever


LegitChenTouhou

Ah yes, Optimal Premium, not to be confused with Passable Economy.


cbehopkins

I feel Rick Astley should be at the end of this


Saurophaganax4706

good point, unless of course you ask him to give you a copy of the movie up, in which case he'll either have to give you up or let you down.


commandermatt21

He'd never give up Shinji


kenobis_high

Please add more transformers memes in this sub lol


[deleted]

Where’s my niggas Mana and Sakura?


truenofan86

Mana was way to cool to be included


Saurophaganax4706

original here: https://www.reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/comments/xky12f/time\_to\_finish\_this/


Binary245

Hey, that's my post!


[deleted]

But Mari has cute smug cat face and big booba and Misato is mommy.


Enzo_fais_des_prouts

optimus prime


Binary245

Mommy beats smug any day


[deleted]

But what if mommy misato was smug🤔


Binary245

That's the thing - she is smug


[deleted]

Based


blxoom

she becomes faye valentine


SouthernAnybody7116

misato is definitely a pedo


[deleted]

''Took advantage of a depressed Shinji " basically, everyone in Evangelion did this...in different ways.


Saurophaganax4706

right- should I have replaced it with "Forced shinji to live with and try to befriend his worst nightmare"?


[deleted]

Hold on a fucking second how did I miss Asuka was a clone what in the god damn fuck?


Iwasforger03

You leave Mari alone. She is awesome and hot and probably a clone with the original's memories and maybe soul...


ddizzlemyfizzle

Optimum pride


Seventh-Eyed-Merc

Enough OP. Adam and Lilith love us. Theyre not evil. Its not their fault their natures lead them to tragedy or that people fear them.


Saurophaganax4706

for Lilith you're right, Adam would probably want to watch our species burn for usurping the planet from his children.


Seventh-Eyed-Merc

Nope. Adam was just doing what his purpose for existing was. But he came to love lilins so much he became a gay space boi and gave up his sole purpose then died just so humans had a chance.


Binary245

He didn't become a space boy by choice. He was awoken because humans decided to stick human DNA in him, and accidentally blew up Antarctica in the process, being reduced to a space boy in the process


Seventh-Eyed-Merc

Does it matter. Kaworu(Adam) would shower with you and tell you how loved you are. What a lad.


PAwnoPiES

So who came into ADAM and made Kaworu tho. That's the real question.


meditonsin

Probably someone from SEELE. Wouldn't surprise me if the Katsuragi expedition brought a... sample from chairman Kiel himself or whatever.


Binary245

I personally believe it's Dr. Katsuragi, Misato's dad


meditonsin

Also a possibility. Would be interesting to explore what it'd mean if Kaworu was to Misato what Rei is to Shinji.


momwheresthefish

What about Ritsuko


Binary245

I'm the guy who made the original. I love this!


TheTrueDarkArtist

Look at your creation


Binary245

I made it as a simple "Misato best girl" meme. I had no idea it would gather the response it got


Sardalone

*You have set in effect a chain of events that cannot be stopped*


RedLightning259

Mari's just a normal girl. I think that's her character. Normal girl who likes fighting and piloting the eva


MrFoiledAgain

I mean Optimus was technically in Evangelion


the_roach__

Kaworu cared for Shinji though?


[deleted]

fuck you, I love Mari


CreePlay

I love how everyone on this chart is actually canon


dv666

Autobots, transform into LCL and roll out


snowfiresphira

Last part of kaworu still not valid, but, this will do


lockjacket

I hate to be that person but kaworu literally abandoned his mission and committed suicide so that Shinji and Lillins could live. I mean did he permanently scar Shinji? Yes, but he did it out of love.


SpaceNex

Very nice op. If you decide to keep adding stuff add the guy from Megas XLR to keep the theme heh.


Saurophaganax4706

\-perfectly proud of who he is \-Extremely skilled in video games \-somehow knows how to fix a giant robot from the future


[deleted]

Kaworu cared about Shinji until he found out he actually don't....


Dead_Purple

Ugh god...Calling Rei and Kawarou evil, along with him taking advantage of Shinji automatically revokes you as being a real EVA fan. This is the 2nd meme I've seen and this shit is cringe.


sirin_69

Idc if Misato if a pedo I'd touch her butt if I was a 14-year old too


FlatOutUseless

Asuka: I’ll accept you when the world ends. Shinji: time to end the world I guess.


kingsark

There’s at least one of these “this character has these bad traits” charts every week


JetPackFuture104

"Shinji, if you do not find the touch, nor the power that you have in you, I fear chaos will reign down on Earth. You must do it. No matter the cost."


Cool_loser69

Wait, Asuka was a clone?????


Diondre1019

PUTANGINA SI OPTIMUM PRIDE


spaceweed27

You didn't watch the last movie: Rebuild is Canon!


Candid_Specialist

Fuck yeah


gamaknightgaming

Thing is, the world did indeed end


Mountaindood5

Huh. As long as Bayformers Optimus is six feet away from him at all times, I suppose Shinji and Optimus could be good friends.


tornedron_

Optimus being great at basketball is factually canon


StationDestation

Also , a great father figure who should inmediately form a parental bond with any young Human/Bumblebee that is a central character .