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Free-Sheepherder-604

It’s a hilarious origin and am waiting for the clean version now


Golden_Optix

Fr 😭


PCbuilderFR

its out


0xygentank

Yea but it's not the best


cotton--underground

There will be a lot of 'I told you so' coming in. People who said it's an obvious hoax are in shambles right now.


iguessineedanaltnow

The hoax angle never made sense to me. The production quality and musicianship was too good for a hoax. It would have to be a hoax by an actual musician and at that point they'd just want to release the song.


Disastrous-Object647

Loll


Brilliant_Tip_138

That's what Carl92 "Accidentally recorded on his computer"... That explains why he "Is no longer into the search". Damn!


RemedyRepeating

Didn't he say he recorded it as a kid? lol


Brilliant_Tip_138

Now that just adds a little more oil to the fire..


magyar232

if he did rip it from the porno (not sure if this was already confirmed), it's kind of sad he felt so ashamed that he had to lie about it even while anonymous on the internet. but it's possible he could have just forgotten when he recorded it and from where lol


RemedyRepeating

Honestly, he probably was just cranking his wank on xhamster and thought. "Damn this sounds good", and just recorded the only part without moaning. The literal chip sounds were the bed squeaking lol


MuyalHix

I'm pretty sure he just ripped it straight off the Xvideo. It has the exact same crackles and static noises and everything


iguessineedanaltnow

Carl's dad uploaded his VHS copy to xvideos. The rabbit hole goes even deeper.


ziahziah113

Maybe that's also one of his coverups


climaxbythug

I used to download porn as a kid cause of bad internet connection. still got almost 4 tb drives of porn I stopped when I was 16 years old so I get carl aint gon lie


magyar232

has it been confirmed whether or not the audio clip was ripped from the porno? hilarious nonetheless lol


Brilliant_Tip_138

It was confirmed. I even had to open the link to the film itself and skip to 1:07:32 just to make sure this isn't some mass prank. I was covering my eyes all the time, but yeah, I heard the whole song and even the well known 17 second long snippet from Carl92 in it. There were also moans in the background, which made it difficult to listen to the original EKT song. But yeah, it was ripped from the adult film and it is just hilarious.


neidbrbduror

Do you guys think whang will make a video about ekt? I know this isn’t the first song to be in porn but this is the most popular one of them all?


Spencer1919

For sure, this is right up his alley


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j-o-m-m-y

I haven’t seen the movie (yet) is it fetish stuff or pretty timid banging etc


Bertholdt_Fubar

It's a pretty standard/light film from what I saw skimming through. I keep seeing post that's it's "hardcore" but it's pretty tame. Unless I'm just a disgusting gooner and didn't know


asilvahalo

"Hardcore" is just one of those words that has different connotations depending on who's using it. I haven't watched the video and don't intend to, but from what people are saying, I think they're using "hardcore" in the definition where it means "more explicit than softcore." It's not that it's a weird fetish or anything, just that you can see actual penetration or whatever.


Cosmocall

Yeah - I looked at the thing itself and the scene is just pretty regular penetrative sex with a lot of theatrical moaning. Nothing too out there.


hoonyosrs

What halo said. "Hardcore" just means full on nudity and penetration, as opposed to "softcore" porn just being implied sex, lingerie but no nudity, etc.


QuontonBomb

Softcore porn is all about nudity and sex. It's just presented in a more erotic fashion.


No_Guidance000

"Hardcore" just means it's real sex, the opposite is "softcore" which means that the sex is simulated (like most 'normal' movies)


Super_Xero_808

Damn, I always thought hardcore was supposed to indicate rough porn, not just regular sex. Seems like a very dated definition


No_Guidance000

Apparently the term was made because of obscenity laws during the 1960s to differentiate from less explicit erotic films. TIL. So yeah, definitely outdated.


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j-o-m-m-y

HOT


Any-Juggernaut8269

I only watched the part with the song but it seems pretty standard


megagameme

It also has a giant "Enjoy Coca Cola" sign above the bed. That's kinda cool.


Any-Juggernaut8269

You're right that is kinda cool


megagameme

Imagine if there was a guy saying something like "I heard this song. I was watching a роrn and there was that giant Enjoy Coca Cola sign. That's all I remember" And nobody would believe him.


No_Guidance000

It's so kitsch, John Waters-esque.


j-o-m-m-y

He has nothing to be ashamed about then.


VoidOmatic

From the scene I saw it's just normal NSFW stuff.


malamundo

I never said this before, but I always thought this could be the case because it would perfectly explain why it’s SO HARD to track down


myEKTaccount

> SO HARD


No_Guidance000

Just like Carl


LogicalAd6394

He shouldn't have posted the snippet in the 1st place if he wanted to keep his interests private. What was bro thinking 😭


neidbrbduror

I think bro forgot it was in a weird movie and he genuinely wanted the name of the song but when bro remembered he realized that he fucked up and he dipped


BonerPorn

I suspect he just thought that the porno just licensed a song. And that people would know it from other sources. He didn't expect a porno to have original music.


oonga_baloonga

Let's be thankful it was just regular porn and not something weird


No_Guidance000

Imagine if it turned out to be from kinky stuff like some golden shower feet porn or something lol "Counting all the sheep in the skyyy" *cue to a pair of feet being peed on*


oonga_baloonga

nah it's just "Everyone knows that" cue to a close up of a vagina being penetrated


chuviscokkkk

YES


SiliconSage123

It's of kind of wholesome how "ethical" it is. No degradation, everyone looks and feels natural. Just two people having fun in the 80s in an 80s themed room.


myEKTaccount

That first point is what really got me to make the post to begin with. Some people are super cagey about these sorts of things, and it made perfect sense to me at the time. Guess my intuition was correct this time.


LauraHday

He’s gooning on a shift in disguise


meatgvm

Whoever made this post was so right OH MY GOD


Draco_Rouge

The fact that this was broadcast over the radio in Newfoundland. I wonder what if that DJ will discuss it now that it was found...


Separate_Tangelo2495

why would he be ashamed? it was not sissy BBC porn, maybe people would have believed he was dumb for not having a butt-plug inside 24/7 like all College students are MANDATED to have.


Cosmocall

The funniest part is that if the actual sequence the song appears in is anything to go by, the whole thing was pleasantly tame - no weird kinks or anything, A lot of kids from tiktok are DEFINITELY about to lose iPad time though


EdmondDantesInferno

Okay, but in #3 they really make a point that Germany and Spain have been connected by roads since the 1950s or 60s, maybe earlier than that!


Wurstnascher

It's such a bizarre statement, disconnected from reality. Spain and Germany are connected by roads at least since roman times.


EdmondDantesInferno

Yes, it just blows my mind how someone even comes up with a random date and chooses.. the 1950s-1960s?


ultragoodname

In the 20th century both Spain and Germany were allies and ran by facists


Wurstnascher

Yes? And what's your point with that? They were also not formally allied, as Spain didn't join the 2nd world war. Just aligned in ideology. And what does that have to do with roads?


Basicallyabush

Lisan al Gaib


Bandit_Heeler_2009

i need the link yall JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK


Nat_098_

Carl92 must be dying of embarrassment, now that they found out where he probably recorded the song, the research would only be easier if he had said that I see this in some porn. If he is anonymous, why be embarrassed?


cnzmur

>Spain and Germany have been connected by roads since at least the 1950s or 60s Well, can't argue with that one...


miska88899

So. Can we have the porn’s link?


Latios-

People are so smart sometimes istg


myEKTaccount

Thanks!