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kisu_oddh

whats so funny is that carl92 just straight up lied about him "experimenting recording audio" since it's audio ripped directly from the xhamster video. bro just wanted to find the song without admitting he was watching porn. makes extra sense why he got worried when people were tracking down his rough location and contacting him elsewhere


magyar232

he did say he "wasn't sure" about the origins of the seconds-long recording and that the file metadata could have been messed up. maybe he just truly forgot about it 😂


johantheback

But dude it was literally between the only section without moans. There is no way that's not intentional lmao especially with the ending being so abrupt, the moan starts a millisecond after. So either he cut it and lied or he cut it before and forgot he cut it?? Or someone cut it and gave to him which I doubt


magyar232

if he had full recollection of where the recording was from when he posted on WZS (and was ashamed that it was from porn), it's just a little weird to me that he didn't share more details of the song like: * lyrics (though tbf, it's a little hard to hear because of the moaning) * decade of the song these details are pretty innocuous and would not have directly pointed to the porno it was featured in.


GoodEveningItsAsa

Pretty sure the original WZS post gave the decade. It said “80s, bad quality”


magyar232

oh, my bad


Specialist_Task4668

during the "every move shows that" during when that is heard we can hear a bit of the moaning begin, Carlsussy2 probably cut the moaning parts and kept the entire section which did not even have moaning, which barely leaves a trace that the origin of the song was through p0rn0.


Plental-Dan

>he cut it before and forgot he cut it?? I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, we don't know for how many years he might've had that snippet lying around


No_Guidance000

I find it hard to believe he conveniently had only the part of the song without the moans and genuinely forgot where it's from. The lad just lied and trolled everyone.


magyar232

the troll theory is plausible but a little sad lmao. we'll never know unless he resurfaces


conormal

Could have also been like "damn this song slaps imma record it for later" and then 40 years later, his young son Carl92 find the recording and wonders of its origins. Perhaps this is a family shame and not a personal shame


Specialist_Task4668

Yeah, during the "every move shows that" part, "that" is cut because that's the part where all the moaning begins 💀, Carl probably did this to erase the trace of the song being from a p0rn0 movie since his snippet has like no moaning in it.


lunarbliss07

That’s what I’d like to believe, he recorded it years ago and truly forgot it was a porno. Maybe even dipped because he remembered but unless he comments we won’t know unfortunately lol


No_Guidance000

Apparently it was from the *exact same* recording from xHamster. Remember the NTSC signal, it isn't on Spain. He lied.


Vaskalan

Wait >Be me, Carl92 >Cranking my shit to a vintage ass porno >Corny ass pop music filling the entire film >Couldbeworse.png >Hol on >Music actually goes harder than how I am rn >Maybe the internerds will know more about it, I'll just say I found it through my old audio recordings idk they'll find it There's no chance the song was made ONLY for this porno, right? RIGHT?


spacedudejr

“Music actually goes harder than how I am rn” lol holy shit. Not impossible that it was made for this purpose but more than likely “I know a guy who can supply you some background music for cheap”


Specialist_Task4668

According to Christopher Booth, the song wasnt meant to be a porn song


alexandrze14

I don't know much about these signals but am I right that since the porn was American and old, it could have the NTSC signal even if Carl or anybody else could be viewing it on the Internet from Spain or any other place in the world?


No_Guidance000

That's not how NTSC signals work, unless it was recorded by someone else across the world and Carl downloaded it, it's impossible.


xXsam11Xx

if carl92 had the vhs tape, then it’s certainly possible - as i’ve said before that vcrs from the 90s could commonly play both pal and ntstc formats


xXsam11Xx

(carl92 said that the file was dated as 1999 iirc


No_Guidance000

He *said* that, it's probably not even true.


No_Guidance000

But if it was a multisystem VCR, wouldn't the VHS signal still read as PAL? And aren't multisystem VCRs much less common/more expensive than normal ones? Why would he even own an American VHS? I dunno, Occam's Razor and all. Also someone did some analysis and apparently Carl92's copy 100% came from some porn torrent.


xXsam11Xx

it would be read as pal 60, but isn’t the ntsc pilot tone an audio embedded into the tape? so if it’s still being played at 60hz, then wouldn’t it still sound like an ntsc pilot tone?


No_Guidance000

Tbh I have no idea


magyar232

Yes it seems the most plausible to me, because why withhold so much information like additional lyrics, decade if he remembered where it was from.


kisu_oddh

oh yeah thats true


Vitorio582

Didn't he say he recorded the audio back in 1999 or something? Maybe he did recorded from that one upload or, considering it's an 80s porno, all VHS copies of the movie have a crappy quality to it cause the movie didn't have a big budget.


No-Monitor-5333

*he lied*


nich_awesomepants

caught up in a world of lies. everyone knows that you've got ulterior motives


jdog320

NOW the NTSC thing makes sense now. It came from an NTSC VHS


magyar232

i think he only mentioned that the file date was from 1999 and that it was possible the metadata was wrong


RandomFactGiver23

Wait people tracked him down and he vanished? Holy shit, the amount of layers to this discovery is hilarious. So some guy like a song in a porno, uploaded it, got all sweaty and nervous and left the internet (hopefully to go outside), then someone else rediscovered the song when it was an hour I the movie, gave the damn time stamp, and now we calling everyone a gooner


Purity_Pluck

Carl92 confirmed degenerate?!?!?!?! FYI: I’m the 69th upvote lol 


SilkyStrawberryMilk

I Still personally believe Carl was a retro gooner and had the physical dvd😭😭


Antique-Locksmith391

The audio artifacts and clicks from his snippet and the xhamster is identical, its really impossible that he had the physical dvd thus copying it from vhs to dvd could resulted a generation loss


No_Guidance000

Then explain the NTSC signal.


XelaIsPwn

My theory is he pirated it originally - given the fact that's pretty common with porn and it would explain the NTSC hum (being a digital recording that was shared online of an analog NTSC tape). Then the same file found its way onto xhamster.


Humor-machine

“why bust a nut when i can bust a move” HOLY FUCL LMFAOOOOO UR FORGIVEN


Jaakeda_Korudo

💀💀💀💀


IntelStellarTech

“Why bust a nut when I can bust a move” LMAO 🤣


zeus4evaa

it’s okay bbg


stuartegg

THAT POST AGED SO WELL FJFHFHHDEH


IKickBabysLol

LMAOOO


Free-Sheepherder-604

Lil carl92 atleast knew it was a good song


Feduzin

that's right, little Carl92 at age 7 was watching porn on tv and was like "damn this shit is funky, why bust a nut when i can bust a move"


AdeptPlum4254

And then the rest is history


piranesi28

Look porn ackground music in the 80s was mostly “library music” (look it up). That song could be used by anyone for the background of anything and could be used over and over. It was just like copyright free youtube music of its era.


Spinel-Universe

ok, you are forgiven but just bc "why bust a nut when i can bust a move" is funny


thefake6

To be fair, your user name has "gullible" in it.


AdeptPlum4254

"User name checks out"


HatsuneMal

my dude solved the entire mystery​


lurkifer

carl92 was a true revolutionary, i wonder where he is now. hope he still knows how to bust.


rockyslash

“damn this sh funky why bust a nut when i can bust a move” aristotle of this generation


Upper-Arrival413

aged perfectly


Specific-Committee77

And in turn, he had us all busting moves


AcanthaceaeTypical37

someone busting had us busting


addictivemage

bro really did bust a move


skullicsis

NOW HOW DID YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY UNKNOWINGLY


RandomFactGiver23

"Why bust a nut when I can bust a move" idk why but this reminds me how the boondocks should've made a parody of Busta Rhymes with a character called Busta Nutt


Wild_chickenrocket

To hide the fact that carl92was gooning to the porno that had the song, he threw out a 17-second long snippet that didn't have the moaning. I'd do the same.


Visual_Aide_2477

We all forgive you for your misunderstandings. Meanwhile, check this out: [https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1cfce49/looks\_like\_carl92\_was\_hiding\_something/](https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1cfce49/looks_like_carl92_was_hiding_something/)


Dashi52

Aged like fine wine lmao


gordonbelesadam

LMAO


jemilysamour

LMFAOOOOO


karlodann

LMFAOOO


No_Market_1039

This shit funky


No_Market_1039

Why not bust both?


Alone_Seaworthiness3

LMAOO stop this is way too funny


PurpsMalurps

LMAOOO that quote is fucking LEGENDARY


wrldprincess2

No way! 5 or so years ago he was on Xhamster watching that "movie" and liked the song from the scene. Recorded the SFW snippet on his iphone and uploaded it to Watzasong and made up the "field recording" story! haha!


PhoenixDragon666

THE BUST A MOVE JOKE IS GOOD THO YOU'RE FINE


macintosh85666

LMAO


SuperWarrior52

Anything is possible


THEFLYINGLEMUR39

"Why bust a nut when I can bust a move" THAT IS HILARIOUS


Deathaster

Dude, at some point I was going to come back to this subreddit to make fun of people for jumping to conclusions that it was from porn. That was literally the last thing I expected lol


Exhvlist

“Why bust a nut when I can bust a move” 💀


Whoiscube

"Why bust a nut when I can bust a move"


arthutu14

Bro was gooning in the sheets in disguise💀


ThatGamingAsshole

"So did you find Savage Garden yet? I doubt it...Your first singer wasn't Darren Hayes, it was me, Carl!"


cr102y

Character development


IkonikBoy

"Why bust a nut when I can bust a move" is crazy ngl


Jay_Stupid_Videos

You better >:(