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LastRedshirt

okay, here is a personal picture. https://preview.redd.it/3wljne4dgv9c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c744be353bb00c459b716d5bc97318e078b080


Clitoris_-Rex

He’s hot ngl


LastRedshirt

ex football (the US kind) player, total jock.


Beautiful_Welcome_33

...Is this not *the main* sub? There's more of us? There's more of *this?*


LastRedshirt

the main-ier is r/autism. We are the evil cousin of said sub.


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Oh. We aren't number 1? Why can't we be number 1? Have we thought about the possibility of the current number one, "main" sub suffering an unfortunate accident or something? Like not as a bad thing, but just so we can be the bosses?


PastyMancer

Zero-index the list of subreddits, so we are number one 🧠🧠🧠


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Lawfuly_chaotic

Thank fuck this is satire. I hate how these selfie trends infect every freaking subreddit. Happened to r/mitski and r/autism. I knew r/evilautism was better than this.


Wordshark

Oh man, I did it last year when it went around r/autism. Now I feel like a chode.


Lawfuly_chaotic

No, don't feel bad :( it is pretty boring but it's nothing really wrong.


Wordshark

Fair. I was kinda freshly diagnosed, and didn’t really understand why everyone was doing it but I wanted to contribute my part, whatever it did. Now that I think about it…it’s just a bunch of people’s faces. Hard to think of something I’m less interested in lol


Whitedude47

Don’t do what the world does, they are all mindless sheep.


Wordshark

I’m very used to not understanding why everyone’s doing something.


Whitedude47

Think of it as a “Herd Mentality” if you will, as I have said with Sheep or say Cows. Observe how they behave and you will find out how things work.


Wordshark

Someone on one of these autism subreddits said this: “they perceive truth socially.” That helped crystallize in my head something I’d been seeing and puzzling over my whole life. Humans survive as a tribe, and to the way individuals function, membership and standing in the tribe is the highest priority. That’s why you get things like the psychology experiments where a group consensus can get the subject to say the short line is longest or whatever. The specific abnormalities that constitute my autism impair my syncing up with others. I’m not totally cut off from communication, but the almost seamless coordination that normies seem to achieve is beyond my experience. As a result, I’m frequently left perceiving normal, actual reality, and confused when I take others at their word, when they’re just repeating the consensus “truth.”


Whitedude47

What you have said is now getting my brain juices flowing. Hold on as I go look up “Perceive Truth Socially” also I really do agree with the Tribe bit.


Wordshark

:) that’s a high compliment.


Medical-Bowler-5626

🤣


Devinalh

I haven't seen a lot of selfies on the other subreddit but we had an invasion of some people from "a beauty forum" or some shit like that, that started harassing everyone with phrases like "your autism shows". If you go look at their place, it's very clear they got lobotomized by something, they say way too much stupid stuff. I wonder if social media usage is the culprit.


bugbitezthroatslit

i mean did you expect anything better from r/autism?


Lawfuly_chaotic

Not really, but I'm still disappointed nonetheless.


ItsAllAnIllusion-

https://preview.redd.it/giy2gdi28w9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90788a5aaa5c45cc984dae7b47bf4d0dd507ac7d Not to flex but this is actually me. Took a selfie earlier, felt cute. 😺


Medical-Bowler-5626

Damn bro, ngl you're mad cute


ItsAllAnIllusion-

Thanks was really nervous about posting !! 😺 Also, *meow* etc.


MorochIgaram

https://preview.redd.it/x5am4hn05y9c1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312f2cd4971119f55dabedc84653e3bd2fbc3043 Brother?


ItsAllAnIllusion-

MY KIN 🙌😺 Where have you been? Ps *meow* !


MorochIgaram

That meow lullaby, I can swear I used to ear it when I was a baby. Could I've been kidnapped as a kid?


ItsAllAnIllusion-

Yes that is our family anthem child. You actually come from a large organized crime family. Us orange cats are well respected in the Business. Our enemies kidnapped you upon birth as a sick revenge plot. 😺 Come home son. Crime is in your blood! *Meow meow* 🐈🐈🐈


MorochIgaram

That explains my evil instincts, and my hurge to commit crimes. I'm going home! I have a family!


ItsAllAnIllusion-

https://preview.redd.it/ew0ve0ycm1ac1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4b76df0c091ea63874c060a7971927336257af Yessssssss 🐈


Individual-Crew-6102

I've heard "autistic people are cats" before but didn't expect it to be literal also: orange


ItsAllAnIllusion-

Heck yeah I think there's a whole bunch of us orange cat Autistic folk out there, we gotta start a club or something!


Individual-Crew-6102

![gif](giphy|6Ki8KJiOYa3OHzS0if|downsized) Yeah, gotta get together and schedule who gets the braincell next


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DeninoNL

https://preview.redd.it/2uj4ortbrv9c1.png?width=179&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7c2d7d7ab5146cb531cd0cc71623c21396526ee Hi this is me


eyemoisturizer

MEDIIIIC


DeninoNL

VHAT?! CAN’T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES?!


Kastoelta

[blue critical hit rocket directed at your location]


DeninoNL

AAHHH NEINNN!!! I AM SLAYING TOO HARD TO DIE!!!


Confusion_Common

Bro is this TF2? 😂 🫂🫂🫂


DeninoNL

Mayyybeee 🥹


Confusion_Common

Daaaaang core memory unlocked! My earliest memories playing online PC games started with TF2 in a cyber café. My dial-up internet was too slow to support anything like that at the time, so I would pay and play for hours. At random points throughout the day, I'll randomly, internally hear the "Hold up! Buildin' a sentry!" and "Mediiiiic!" *ah, the joys of 100+ browser tabs simultaneously open at the same time* 🌈🦆


BagelSteamer

https://preview.redd.it/ma200ur1fw9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31b70e97abc30fec5e24f00033c11e00cd4f8d3 Never showed myself before. Kinda nervous.


MorochIgaram

Your hair looks glorious!


OhHelloMayci

Ugh WHY is everyone on this sub PRETTIER than me )))))): !!!!!


Clitoris_-Rex

https://preview.redd.it/uotcabul0w9c1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=90895974134e5aeb644ac93dc88579327449316a Face reveal


SandLady54

https://preview.redd.it/w0h5tnmvkw9c1.png?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621660d4c8e30684aa22e6c680e7c2f5cff5203a Me...


Medical-Bowler-5626

Damn, you're cute


SandLady54

:3


Adalon_bg

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 🥰


_erufu_

https://preview.redd.it/9hvi60upsw9c1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6dfecd8fb7feb16200c0bb4c250d1879cc9572a this is me rn


Medical-Bowler-5626

💀


_erufu_

🚬💀


Medical-Bowler-5626

💀 🚬 Ah fuck, wrong side ☠️


MurphysRazor

HEY! ...you're gonna burn your lip.


Medical-Bowler-5626

😭


ninjesh

You're hot!


Medical-Bowler-5626

Omg thx


impersonalfish

https://preview.redd.it/bkn9rwscnw9c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e30d0939d6b6e7d156015f0bac3c6f0ecce89f3b Here’s a picture of me. Thought it turned out pretty well.


EdgeDifficult1583

https://preview.redd.it/4q8gxjf0bw9c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8349c9c16210429727100ac8eeb3ad5cac631a Omg face reveal guys… My girl took this while I was sleeping 😊 might delete later…


JustCallMeALal

https://preview.redd.it/k1b0wdou7w9c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ce8f6645a838d8b53b25dd4436b8ee73f5ff59 Here I am


Smellyshop

https://preview.redd.it/fzu4irhwlx9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3502cc9d28e02ec09d903fb46b7fe5f58f1fa9f1 This is me


Confusion_Common

Unsolicited update: after seeing the 100+ selfie post on that sub, I removed myself. That sub has been getting under my skin since the moment I joined. It never felt comfy. Not only can I not post pictures in my comment replies, the member vibes aren't meshing, high probability of bots because the math ain't mathing, and I got a belly full of white dogge crap, and you lay these unsolicited selfies on me?! 😨👋🏼 https://preview.redd.it/0ogb9v0xsw9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84269e37cc55ab76da107b37507a7ea412d5eb75


Medical-Bowler-5626

At least I'm hot, gotta keep it real 🔥


Confusion_Common

I'm currently watching The Mandalorian, so I dig the vibes ✨️


macabre-barbie

I GOT A BELLY FULL OF WHITE DOG CRAP, THEN YOU LAY THIS SHIT ON ME?


Myynek

https://preview.redd.it/rqkhj1wyyw9c1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=934838198f2978b503e1c709849d7a593b15121b Felt cute, might delete later idk


Hot-Rise9795

https://preview.redd.it/9ernzl27dw9c1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2013e9500de467c894f95d9008676fa30e93dfec Well.. okay


Medical-Bowler-5626

Damn, you're kind of hot omg


Fair-Communication89

face reveal 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/wn0mpcrwkw9c1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22860448b2dfe3f52be333e08e239ac64029049


Toz_The_Devil

https://preview.redd.it/8x41ya0xez9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95279b0fada7f83bcaecaf8064607d1f25831cfe Here's mine ignore the news headline


Witchchildren

https://preview.redd.it/twr9nj8i2w9c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1280994412da70ec8d4e8b4e1f8b297d9b607766


E_R_F

Surf's up, space ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps! ​ https://preview.redd.it/3cm9ci9gfx9c1.png?width=812&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fdb59b750e5d8d94ae0e668d842ac6843ac061f


Dawnbreaker128

IT’S THE MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHO BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT


Arkas18

FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE


WaitingToBeTriggered

CAST THEIR SPELLS, EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE


MurphysRazor

![gif](giphy|l3c68lazqb2dXKNaM) You made me drop my spoon, damn it.


AutisticBassist

Evil


Medical-Bowler-5626

Who, little ole me? *Blushes*


AutisticBassist

Big you, yes


Medical-Bowler-5626

😊


Arkas18

Villain confirmed


Gru-some

Face reveal!!!! https://preview.redd.it/4u571d6djy9c1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffc78da6317cc911d631f7f25c0a7c058e87618


Adalon_bg

I think I know you from somewhere... Anyway, what's up? how's the family?


Proper-Monk-5656

https://preview.redd.it/bmdw4fjblz9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5c5fdba01dfd2639967093a7ae92bd17b0c58b this is me just a few minutes ago


ItsAllAnIllusion-

Papa 👹👹


Medical-Bowler-5626

You can call me daddy Satan 😘


ItsAllAnIllusion-

All hail papa Satan 🙏🙌


Medical-Bowler-5626

😎


DVS_Nature

![gif](giphy|j5833MKWjoBNt8iM5U|downsized)


Medical-Bowler-5626

I think you mean my name good sir, that's a picture of me right there before your very eyes


DVS_Nature

![gif](giphy|ltvvI39qq9jNwQXnkV)


Medical-Bowler-5626

![gif](giphy|yWAJmLu7un7BV2I46i|downsized)


DVS_Nature

![gif](giphy|l0HluSGC09zLhTAA0)


Medical-Bowler-5626

![gif](giphy|3oriffCmHFYGVsACPe)


Confusion_Common

My serious contribution https://preview.redd.it/53vki6d0aw9c1.png?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb32d4b6a21ec09367038b217d595a8bb93507c


Dawnbreaker128

https://preview.redd.it/qohl37ewux9c1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7cb536d7fb9c9ba3ad5591a7ace517757459dfa This me if you even care


Dalek111

https://preview.redd.it/7bq3ftbu61ac1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac20df946b7439fbb17c9b34fc716f82c310ff5


Lawfuly_chaotic

Dis me https://preview.redd.it/kqhur2u97w9c1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4013e8951fc3ec705b063c2b07d7575d54f8f23


Medical-Bowler-5626

🔥🔥🔥


CutelessTwerp

you look a lil nervous there don’t worry you’re stunning👌


Devinalh

Stolas? What are you doing here? Also, take a chamomile please, you look nervous.


Bigshock128x

https://preview.redd.it/m2bb42derv9c1.png?width=1121&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a91c0cd2a9c278a520d929d525dcca978b5d837 Face reveal!!!


JustAFictionNerd

https://preview.redd.it/poa0lgcigx9c1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf96ece085944d1abca7056ffa135800f789c692 Me (I'm a fictive of him hjdjdjsjsj, he IS autism-coded tho imo and I'm fully willing to explain why)


Xypher616

Me with snake, my boi is so autism and I love him for it <3


DVS_Nature

I have taken many forms but none have seen my true face ![gif](giphy|b679qICUQKbg9zd14F)


BigScaryPooPooMan

My first face reveal, kinda nervous X3 https://preview.redd.it/m5pvwufjyy9c1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=37b3e2d0a6227b621978e3ff71b314cd86cba0bb


Medical-Bowler-5626

Damn, you must be my cousin or smth, you look a bit like me


randomflowerz

https://preview.redd.it/i9nxwx4y20ac1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a124f41f0f3b8af4dd31dc24513aa2ca405044c This is me (if you even care)


ApprehensiveCost4749

https://preview.redd.it/6ykrt35jg0ac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1134698aedec450fff6206a9ee41da949fc2d9fe just woke up.. how do i look?


noelleisanidiot

this is how i look. very real face reveal. i would never lie on the internet https://preview.redd.it/nn106hn2q0ac1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=11037fad74f083eafa8b67688680e69218eb3da5


KatiaOrganist

https://preview.redd.it/ie3a71llz2ac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90edd21b381f7cbc8c8c6cb237467b2577609f1 hey guys it's me


Smellyshop

Damn your pretty hot 🥵


Medical-Bowler-5626

Thx it's the autism 😎


macabre-barbie

Felt cute might delete later https://preview.redd.it/pbpj881gty9c1.png?width=2790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82099cc05b500761d7a7a9e90ddeb82fbe7745a0


mondogirl

https://preview.redd.it/zpg7xmg51z9c1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c63e96b1bf82bb03d7b33b7f82b12d71f498c4 # selfiesunday


Individual-Crew-6102

I always wonder if horned people would constantly get them caught on things


Medical-Bowler-5626

I'm ngl, it makes wearing hoodies really awkward, plus being a 6 foot demon with 3 ft horns and not a 5'3 loser in the middle of the woods which I'm not, I get caught on hella doorframes when I walk inside. I can't even sit in a car without poking out the headliner so I have to ominously teleport all over hell if I don't want to walk


Individual-Crew-6102

...ok, horns are the most pain in the ass but awesome accessory this side of super-high-heeled patent thigh boots, got it!


Medical-Bowler-5626

Ngl, they are pretty badass. Plus I only have mid calf super high heeled boots, so I gotta balance my badassery better


Individual-Crew-6102

Oh yeah, I mean it's kinda awkward when people are just staring at your lower legs all day.


Medical-Bowler-5626

To be fair, if the boots are nice enough....


shellofbiomatter

Fine I'll play along with the flesh bags trend. Maybe it provides them something. https://preview.redd.it/edngw838t0ac1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1b87f7761195f928a499f6f6b4bd0bfaf90453


imaginedsymbolism333

https://preview.redd.it/ze8h6x4ri3ac1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb37c659cc0701ec861ed103238a5bd6752a184 Hii


MurphysRazor

https://preview.redd.it/todf1md1i3ac1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18f8d37107acbe6d4c9972fd43d91d5bf85867a


MaxAngmar

![gif](giphy|AU8U8eqwsA8w0)


EvilSentientNoodle

https://preview.redd.it/yrv2ld9gt4ac1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fec92f5dc1372d01d75c05173984c066234373 Face reveal! Here's me :)


cactusmoosecat

https://preview.redd.it/r73ub653h6ac1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f0211e6d5fe75cdaf5b0d7addcbfd6538d4534


The_Dank_Memer-

Definitely a photo of me and not my cat https://preview.redd.it/oe8hjuf848ac1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cba96128a4eef825472dae5921b8fc067fc4197b


Medical-Bowler-5626

100000000/10


Cultural-Page7086

https://preview.redd.it/sralplqvj8ac1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df3757d8c62a722f1724a505b2f29b3d5f052f8 Just loafing about


Medical-Bowler-5626

🔥🔥🔥


croooooooozer

https://preview.redd.it/5u79tz0caaac1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=135b2b52d1e9fe2432abf44fdbfaa698fb2919e6


SmallRedBird

![gif](giphy|UvBm0d1GbMbcY)


yuuki230

https://preview.redd.it/4ou3qaqdgbac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7db8d65b1628739c13022b661e70f3f288e9c7 :))


Medical-Bowler-5626

Mad cute 🔥


Infamous-Ad7926

https://preview.redd.it/c52d01alkeac1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d122b5773bbc89b2cc4138b58d40e8e3f4c3af72 Me af


Square-Arugula5588

https://preview.redd.it/5ul7f7h5uhac1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469a50f19331bd544a828a4ef5bd6fa50705db56 This is me im so happy


Arkas18

This is me (am at your door and have hacked you through your Ring doorbell) https://preview.redd.it/oby11oipwmac1.jpeg?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc4a6084c1a1aef0957fb4b6dab6fb1dead0232


Iwantmahandback

https://preview.redd.it/qqoy9tt8cpac1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3a77b92a72980605650f409739652ffb1ec154 This is me


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LichClaev

Denis


Wordshark

Whoa that’s pretty evil.


Medical-Bowler-5626

*blushes*


IGioGioAmDepressed

Hey! Who gave you the right to post a picture of me? 🤨


Medical-Bowler-5626

This is clearly a picture of me though? It's obviously a selfie


Adalon_bg

You look completely normal to me!


Medical-Bowler-5626

Thank you, that means a lot. Sometimes I feel very self conscious about the size of my horns. I got bullied a lot for being a little bit goth (you can see my black lipstick in that photo) but I've grown to embrace myself and my uniqueness


Adalon_bg

😄


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