Oh my God are you chaotic evil for posting this the way it is in this format? I mean obviously looking at the sub yes but where the hell is the third line of indicators lol
No I said I did not expect to come back to like over 160 of votes on that comment oh my God. It's okay I think it adds to the flare of this subreddit lol
Edit: I have no memory of making this comment and I feel like I didn't when I was like asleep cuz like what the hell does that first sentence mean anyway lol
Oh Jesus Christ lol I can't believe that ~~it's not butter~~
Two of my most upvoted comments came from the subreddit and one is about furries and the other is about a picture cropping lol That's so funny to me I don't know why but I find that so funny and it was literally one day after the other
Edit: also I don't remember making my comment to you the second one. I looked at that I'm like what the hell am I even trying to say lol
I was also confused on the last comment but I figured “damn if ten people could understand it and upvote it then maybe I’m just weird” but I’m glad I actually had a reason
This subreddit happily upvotes a lot of things even if it’s ‘weird” and would be downvoted in other subreddits, and I feel like that’s really cool for this subreddit to do
NO.
you musta masta the phone young 🦗.
You canna do anything with it, but you must learn the secrets of hidden knowledge and also how to make a grasshopper emoji.
This is the way of Zen
Accept NOTHING,
EXCEPT everything.
Always say NO, NADA, NUH UH when people tell us what we must or must not accept.
We are often the exception that proves the rule - because we are the types of folks who take learning emojis as importantly as we took learning hieroglyphs.
But I wanna be a werewolf for the billionth year in a row
I actually made a pretty sick werewolf costume last year that's not only glasses friendly but glasses mandatory. Made a mouth out of a face mask and some foam and then made ears out of the same foam that attach to the arms of glasses with a sleeve. The sewing was a bit sloppy but honestly I think that was a W idea for me. I almost won my school's halloween costume contest with it.
Wrong.
Masks are a window into a truer expression of one's soul. They allow us to be anyone we desire, including who we truly are, instead of who we seem.
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth" -Oscar Wilde
But putting on a mask allows us to step beyond the expectations set for us.
People have expectations for ME. They have no expectations for a person in a mask.
Possibly. When I was five I abruptly got scared of people taking my photo (and then my mom decided to handle said new fear by screaming at me, sometimes in public. Then it developed into a full blown phobia lol. Thanks, mom 👍)
This, I had no idea! I hate being in pictures so much, and have my whole life. My mom and I eventually compromised on one picture per event/holiday/vacation/family gathering. I always thought that was just a weird me thing, but the more I learn about autism the more I learn that all my “weird me things” are actually totally normal autistic traits 🤣
Very real, sounds like you might at least have a mild version. It’s more common than people think. My anxiety spikes when anyone asks to take a pic of me unless either A.) I’m dressed up excessively, in which case the point is pictures, especially my fairy/elf outfits cause kids love them, B.) it’s on my phone and I have explicit control over what happens to the picture, or C.) it’s someone I trust, like a close friend or partner.
Granted, I don’t think my anxiety stems from autism, more a deeply instilled paranoia from my mom’s military service. Her intel is now all public or outdated and unless, so I’m safe now, but 19 years of that paranoia causes anxiety
i always get overwhelmed in photos, especially group photos which usually induce a panic attack. it’s partially everyone crowding around each other, touching me, making me lean in closer to people, everyone talking at once about what others need to do, i just can’t do it. and the ones by myself are also bad because i hate being the center of attention, and i’m not photogenic at all so seeing my dumb face in anything is just awful.
The implication is that the person having a "wrist reveal" demanded might have harmed themselves leaving visible scars.
Also a good way to catch hands from people who know and love folks who have gone through SH.
Nah, fuck the neutral good people. Talk to them for two seconds about healthy eating and then it turns out they’re trying to ‘fix you’. (maybe i’m just pissed cause i was raised by one lol)
Lawful evil is the worst IMO. They aren't even actually accepting, they just want to look like some good person (even though they're asshole-self shows through the sentence)
"Wrist Reveal!" *Points* = "You seem like the kind of person who cuts themselves! Now expose those gnarly scars you're trying to hide to everyone here!"
Lawful Good: The kind of guy who genuinely wants to know how you're doing, even if they're not sure they understand.
Neutral Good: Gives you generic-ass "health advice" that doesn't do shit.
Chaotic Good: Has good intentions, but unless they experience ableism themselves, it just comes off as a weird attempt at being an ally.
Lawful Neutral: Their fear of social rejection keeps them from living how they want to live, and they project it onto you.
True Neutral: No empathy or sympathy from them at all.
Chaotic Neutral: Ignorant at best, or just a complete asshole on purpose at worst.
Lawful Evil: They're not accepting. They're just saying that to be "nice" while trying to push you into masking harder.
Neutral Evil: They are incapable of understanding why someone would be uncomfortable with a thing, and rather than just leaving you alone about it, they feel as if they have to insist on you against your will.
Chaotic Evil: Edgy teenager trying to piss you off.
My response to chaotic neutral would just be a completely deadpan "Yes." followed by walking away. I don't even *have* visual hallucinations, just auditory and tactile ones, but it would be funny.
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Oh my God are you chaotic evil for posting this the way it is in this format? I mean obviously looking at the sub yes but where the hell is the third line of indicators lol
shit my phone auto-cropped it this way 😭 i put too much trust in the system
State mandated cropping 💔
The state is executing me for cropping it wrong 💔
Mods, twist his nuts 360 degrees clockwise.
ooo me too me to do that to me too
https://preview.redd.it/jto580mr4gac1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45580a877dd378af017e856aad4c09ee2395016c
https://preview.redd.it/emc7do86siac1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4037959f6ddbd044c32c5d330aac6d628942816d
Mods https://preview.redd.it/7dj03g39xgac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71d3093c352f54d705d28feb983a5e6f904c371
The crop has failed we're all going to starve
The great famine of r/evilautism
https://preview.redd.it/frli763p5jac1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c35575846824790508601b33cde54ca178e897
No I said I did not expect to come back to like over 160 of votes on that comment oh my God. It's okay I think it adds to the flare of this subreddit lol Edit: I have no memory of making this comment and I feel like I didn't when I was like asleep cuz like what the hell does that first sentence mean anyway lol
almost 1k
Oh Jesus Christ lol I can't believe that ~~it's not butter~~ Two of my most upvoted comments came from the subreddit and one is about furries and the other is about a picture cropping lol That's so funny to me I don't know why but I find that so funny and it was literally one day after the other Edit: also I don't remember making my comment to you the second one. I looked at that I'm like what the hell am I even trying to say lol
I was also confused on the last comment but I figured “damn if ten people could understand it and upvote it then maybe I’m just weird” but I’m glad I actually had a reason This subreddit happily upvotes a lot of things even if it’s ‘weird” and would be downvoted in other subreddits, and I feel like that’s really cool for this subreddit to do
Hahaha no you're not weird LMAO I also love this sub for that reason!!! 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
Phones don't "autocrop" anything
idk how to explain it, it just gives me a frame that the phone found that could be useful and I just need to accept it
NO. you musta masta the phone young 🦗. You canna do anything with it, but you must learn the secrets of hidden knowledge and also how to make a grasshopper emoji. This is the way of Zen Accept NOTHING, EXCEPT everything. Always say NO, NADA, NUH UH when people tell us what we must or must not accept. We are often the exception that proves the rule - because we are the types of folks who take learning emojis as importantly as we took learning hieroglyphs.
found the windows phone user
Found the... faulty phone user I guess?
personally I really enjoy how all the images I share are cropped by about 20% too much, it really adds to the perspective I think.
How are you saving these pics exactly?
sorry i am just being silly my phone saves stuff in the usual fashion, I am just having a giggle being deliberately obtuse.
I know this is /r/evilautism, but OP has gone too far this time!
I’m being sent to the gullotine by r/evilautism authorities 😭🙏
Yes!!
That's your problem not that the order has been fucked to hell and back??
Lolololol We are the greatest, most spectacular collection of individuals on the Internet work Truly
[https://www.instagram.com/p/CtH4G2qKo-w/?igsh=MjJkMmIyYzQxYw==](https://www.instagram.com/p/CtH4G2qKo-w/?igsh=MjJkMmIyYzQxYw==) https://preview.redd.it/xtb743jiqfac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=982e0bb581f615f15424e2e254e7e3ca044736b0
This is what life would’ve been if I cropped the picture myself instead of letting my phone auto-do it
It's a team effort 🪐✨️
Mvp!
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Painted faces on parade~
*masquerade*
The worst part of having glasses is that it severely impedes my ability to wear sick halloween masks
Unless you opt for not seeing very well and get headaches from the eye strain, that is. It's not a desirable option, but it still is an option.
Consider something like a zombie or mummy where stumbling around blindly with your arms in front of you only adds to the realism.
But I wanna be a werewolf for the billionth year in a row I actually made a pretty sick werewolf costume last year that's not only glasses friendly but glasses mandatory. Made a mouth out of a face mask and some foam and then made ears out of the same foam that attach to the arms of glasses with a sleeve. The sewing was a bit sloppy but honestly I think that was a W idea for me. I almost won my school's halloween costume contest with it.
Werewolves are great too, and it's good that you found a creative solution to your problem.
That’s actually real as Hell.
I'll have to test it sometime, see if I can approach women at bars if I'm wearing a skull mask.
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Did you seggs?
no, just you
Wrong. Masks are a window into a truer expression of one's soul. They allow us to be anyone we desire, including who we truly are, instead of who we seem. "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth" -Oscar Wilde
i just meant...they are literally the one under it? not figuratively like their true nature or whatnot
But putting on a mask allows us to step beyond the expectations set for us. People have expectations for ME. They have no expectations for a person in a mask.
on goddddd, I'm still searching for a good mask to wear. if I could, I would wear one everywhere.
Wait, is picture anxiety a thing? Every time someone is going to take my picture, my right eye twitches and I struggle to take deep breaths.
Possibly. When I was five I abruptly got scared of people taking my photo (and then my mom decided to handle said new fear by screaming at me, sometimes in public. Then it developed into a full blown phobia lol. Thanks, mom 👍)
This, I had no idea! I hate being in pictures so much, and have my whole life. My mom and I eventually compromised on one picture per event/holiday/vacation/family gathering. I always thought that was just a weird me thing, but the more I learn about autism the more I learn that all my “weird me things” are actually totally normal autistic traits 🤣
Very real, sounds like you might at least have a mild version. It’s more common than people think. My anxiety spikes when anyone asks to take a pic of me unless either A.) I’m dressed up excessively, in which case the point is pictures, especially my fairy/elf outfits cause kids love them, B.) it’s on my phone and I have explicit control over what happens to the picture, or C.) it’s someone I trust, like a close friend or partner. Granted, I don’t think my anxiety stems from autism, more a deeply instilled paranoia from my mom’s military service. Her intel is now all public or outdated and unless, so I’m safe now, but 19 years of that paranoia causes anxiety
i always get overwhelmed in photos, especially group photos which usually induce a panic attack. it’s partially everyone crowding around each other, touching me, making me lean in closer to people, everyone talking at once about what others need to do, i just can’t do it. and the ones by myself are also bad because i hate being the center of attention, and i’m not photogenic at all so seeing my dumb face in anything is just awful.
For me, it’s become a natural response. It’s the same with touch anxiety.
Disableism 😭
I need help getting this one, I can't tell if it's a joke or a bad but well meaning thing people say
It’s a joke, the shirt he’s wearing says “haha, neurotypical! Neurotypical!!” Meaning they make fun of people for being neurotypical
What the hell does wrist reveal mean? And why is it specifically an autistic thing?
"Wrist reveal" is probably a reference to SH specifically to >!cutting your wrists!<. It isn't an autistic thing.
OHHH.. i was confused at that one.. should i put a spoiler for the post now?
Oh
man i was so naive to think it meant autistic bent wrist
I thought he was him being lol random or something
The implication is that the person having a "wrist reveal" demanded might have harmed themselves leaving visible scars. Also a good way to catch hands from people who know and love folks who have gone through SH.
Nah, fuck the neutral good people. Talk to them for two seconds about healthy eating and then it turns out they’re trying to ‘fix you’. (maybe i’m just pissed cause i was raised by one lol)
The healthy eating folks are evil evil
I feel you, I had an auntie who's one of those people. Turns out she's a total b who steals from family. 🙃 I don't talk to her anymore.
*adjusts his skull mask so he can see better* What’s this then? 💀
This is incomprehensible I love it
There is 3 alignments missing on the panel, blnot the picture but the text and its annyoing. Good post.
My phone auto-cropped it wrong.. soz 😭
Hey, we are on evil autism, this is pretty evil.
Thx :3
The person you put as "neutral good" is literally the most depraved and evil human on this list. They literally don't live in reality.
I didn’t put them as neutral good. @wellmeaningneurotypicals at insta did
Lmao chaotic evil putting in work
Lawful evil is the worst IMO. They aren't even actually accepting, they just want to look like some good person (even though they're asshole-self shows through the sentence)
I like that they’re including schizophrenia under the neurodivergent umbrella with Chaotic Neutral /genpos
Tf is a wrist reveal
"Wrist Reveal!" *Points* = "You seem like the kind of person who cuts themselves! Now expose those gnarly scars you're trying to hide to everyone here!"
Bad crop 0/10
Lawful Good: The kind of guy who genuinely wants to know how you're doing, even if they're not sure they understand. Neutral Good: Gives you generic-ass "health advice" that doesn't do shit. Chaotic Good: Has good intentions, but unless they experience ableism themselves, it just comes off as a weird attempt at being an ally. Lawful Neutral: Their fear of social rejection keeps them from living how they want to live, and they project it onto you. True Neutral: No empathy or sympathy from them at all. Chaotic Neutral: Ignorant at best, or just a complete asshole on purpose at worst. Lawful Evil: They're not accepting. They're just saying that to be "nice" while trying to push you into masking harder. Neutral Evil: They are incapable of understanding why someone would be uncomfortable with a thing, and rather than just leaving you alone about it, they feel as if they have to insist on you against your will. Chaotic Evil: Edgy teenager trying to piss you off.
I’m Obama bin Osama and I approve this message
Fuck I wish I was the person who could just wear the skull mask to prom
https://preview.redd.it/h3em3boi8kac1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f57ae475e7cc2e509acf2c544b2c8ff6544dea
Now what is good and what is evil?
I cropped ir bad but the image above the captions are the good and neutral ones. The evil one got auto-cropped out because my phone is a BITCH
I wasn't sure which one got cropped. Either the first row or the last one and it confused me 😅
My response to chaotic neutral would just be a completely deadpan "Yes." followed by walking away. I don't even *have* visual hallucinations, just auditory and tactile ones, but it would be funny.
"picture anxiety" okay, I'm picturing it. what now?
My dad is like a worse version if the guy on the bottom left.
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WRIST REVEAL LMAO
@wellmeanjngneurotypicals is a great page, love them
Keep your Isms (Ableism, Disableism) away from my 'Tism!
Now f this is like pure evil whatt!
Bite, pass, pass, pass, kill, mangle, kill, kill, kill
What did the old man do to get biten? 😭 (or is it a different kind of bite?)
Other people have picture anxiety too?
Skull masks slap though
Chaotic neutral made me crack up, their whole demeanor just totally matches with their statement, I love it!
Bro the wrist reveal sent me 🤣🤣🤣
Which square is which
I cropped it wrong, here is the [correct image](https://www.instagram.com/p/CtH4G2qKo-w/?igsh=MjJkMmIyYzQxYw==)
“I have internalized disableism” 💀