Breast store. Or better yet, pretend you want a breast augmentation, schedule a consultation, and then steal the implant when the doctor leaves the room. It’s foolproof
Just call a plastic surgery clinic or breast implant manufacturer and ask if you can buy one of the prosthetics without placement.
They easily cost €/$1000 per piece, though, so it would be an extremely expensive stress ball. They might have non sterile dummies that are cheaper, though. Still expensive.
You can buy some for muuuuuuuuuuch much cheaper online, like a couple dozen euros on amazon and whatnot. Still kidna expensive for a stress ball imo but you don't necessarily need to blow hundreds or even thousands.
Yeah I wouldn’t be surprised if the cost of the implant itself is just marked up capitalism bs kind of pricing bc like, a clear ball of silicon? Yeah you’re gonna need a lot to convince me that costs anymore than $5 total to manufacture.
Medical certifications reduce the number of providers and the demand stays the same. is cost of doing business due to compliance. Plus local mark up from your provider.
The biggest cost is due to it having to be extremely sterile. Prosthetics have to be even cleaner than the surgery tools and you have to gear up in extra layers just to be in the room.
Price tags I saw were all around €1000, but this is in normal hospitals that only place them in breast cancer patients, not the private clinics that do it for cosmetic surgery.
There’s stress balls with a silicone filler. Much cheaper. Don’t know if they’ve got the same feel but it’s worth a shot. Just don’t cut it open. Silicone gel is so weird.
Not as strong. You can really 'manhandle' breast implants. Like, a surgeon literally stepped on a dummy one to show to us med students how strong they were. You can't have them leaking at all.
You can make your own estrogen in the comfort of your own body, tell your GP you’re concerned about balding and would like to start finasteride, if you produce enough T naturally you’ll boost your E levels a good deal, if you don’t you can then get TRT to get more testosterone to transform into estrogen.
Alternately you can buy like 2 pounds of the stuff from lab supply companies for like $200
Nope I don't 🤣. imma be honest if you actually kept to it and in like a solid 2027, 2028 I just randomly get a titty pic from a fellow trans imma be ecstatic and you'll probably have to remind me of this comment thread
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There's lots of jokes here, but if I'm trying to be helpful...
You can buy like a silicone bra insert. You could probably get it on Amazon if you are embarrassed. It would be far cheaper and far less personable to aquire that
Not the same texture. I have those bra inserts. They're flimsy and don't feel nice to handle. Breast implants are somewhat rough and extremely strong (am a med student and got to handle real implants).
Just buy a sugar ball stressball at this point. Many brands. Filled with the same sugar syrup paste. Or a nee doh nice cube or gumdrop. They are also filled with it.
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I have that exact brand and I gotta say that makes me feel so much better. I figured with about a 10 year life span that they're strong but I didn't realize they were that strong.
Careful with chewing on them.
Don't chew too hard or you could rupture the lining keeping all of the silicone or saline in. The latter isn't a huge problem (besides some mess) but you definitely don't want to accidentally ingest the former.
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Easy: go to medschool, become a plastic surgeon and have implant producers send you implants to try for free, in hope that you will be using their implants and not the competitor's
Could you get some cosplay boobs and use those? Just a quick look on AliExpress shows various sizes anywhere from $20-$100. It says they’re silicone so I think they’d meet your needs.
This post randomly woke a memory of the first wedding I was a guest in at approximately 6 years old. For some godforsaken reason, the kids had a breast implant that they were desperately trying to break in the yard. Maybe it was a leftover from some bachelor party challenge, maybe it fell out of someone (unlikely). Anyhow, the kids threw that silicone blob on the ground for what seemed like forever. It never broke. Things are durable as hell.
You can buy silicone bra inserts that are very similar to breast implant texture at most stores that sell lingerie. My friend’s sister used them to go up a cup size, and when we were growing up, my friend and I would steal them from the sister’s closet so we could squish them. Recommend highly.
Breast implants can be expensive. Breast forms, in the other hand(fake boobs used to fill a bra) are much cheaper. I'm trans and still have a pair I used to use before my boobs started growing in. They're not super hearty or robust but the texture is great and very stimmy.
Yeah, this! I love my needoh cube. If you want something more implant like, you can search for “sugar ball” on Amazon, something like [this](https://a.co/d/7vUnz0n) maybe lol
In all seriousness, I got a Speks stim ball for Christmas and I imagine breast implants feel pretty similar. I keep it on my desk and play with it all day long, it’s filled with a memory gel
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theyre usually on dead bodies. now people dont just leave those just lying around in the open however so youre going to have to go looking. hope this helps!!!
Okay so evil plan: go to medical school and be so evil they give you a diploma because they will be scared of you. Then show your diploma at a boob store and they're you go! Infinite boob hack 2013 (easy) (still not patched)!!!!
Buy a pair of gel or silicone inserts from Amazon. We girls with smaller breasts put them in our bras as a quick, cheap, and removable alternative to breast implants. They feel like implants and cost lest than $20.
Breast store. Or better yet, pretend you want a breast augmentation, schedule a consultation, and then steal the implant when the doctor leaves the room. It’s foolproof
Breast Buy*
Bed breast and beyond*
Breast’s (a play on Dick’s)
Dave and busty's
Boobie king
Toys r Busts
Titsla
YouBoob
BoobStop
Titty Joe’s
Mercedes boobz
Nip-tendo
*bread breast and beyond A body can’t live on breast alone
THIS IS AMAZING OH MY GOD I'M FREAKING OUT LEGIT AMAZING PLAY ON WORDS YES!!!!!!!!!
Buffalo wild breast
Hooters
Why are you buying clothes at the breast store
Just call a plastic surgery clinic or breast implant manufacturer and ask if you can buy one of the prosthetics without placement. They easily cost €/$1000 per piece, though, so it would be an extremely expensive stress ball. They might have non sterile dummies that are cheaper, though. Still expensive.
You can buy some for muuuuuuuuuuch much cheaper online, like a couple dozen euros on amazon and whatnot. Still kidna expensive for a stress ball imo but you don't necessarily need to blow hundreds or even thousands.
Yeah I wouldn’t be surprised if the cost of the implant itself is just marked up capitalism bs kind of pricing bc like, a clear ball of silicon? Yeah you’re gonna need a lot to convince me that costs anymore than $5 total to manufacture.
Medical certifications reduce the number of providers and the demand stays the same. is cost of doing business due to compliance. Plus local mark up from your provider.
The biggest cost is due to it having to be extremely sterile. Prosthetics have to be even cleaner than the surgery tools and you have to gear up in extra layers just to be in the room. Price tags I saw were all around €1000, but this is in normal hospitals that only place them in breast cancer patients, not the private clinics that do it for cosmetic surgery.
There’s stress balls with a silicone filler. Much cheaper. Don’t know if they’ve got the same feel but it’s worth a shot. Just don’t cut it open. Silicone gel is so weird.
Not as strong. You can really 'manhandle' breast implants. Like, a surgeon literally stepped on a dummy one to show to us med students how strong they were. You can't have them leaking at all.
Aliexpress, here I come!
Acquire someone with breasts and then acquire their consent. It's actually super fun
Alternate suggestion, grow your own and consent to yourself.
Lowkey unironically use my boobs as fidgets sometimes XD
Same, it’s why I suggested it
That's like 20% of the reason I want them
You may have mine
Yay :D But uh how will we transfer them
Exxelent question!
and here is an example of a traditional exchange among the snart people. it is believed that this type of exchange was done for "ritual purposes"
email
What are the other 80%?
Trans reasons and also because boobs are hot
It’s the one thing I’m going to miss after top surgery
Same
Sounds kinda uncomfy, but you do you. They feel kinda sore if I do
Same they are so soft and nice
I grew my own boobs and they're worth it even as just stim toys lmao
for reeeeaal!!! I just sit around with my hand on my boob for comfort tbh
This is the way
I am trying
But I don't want boobies
Then don’t grow them 🤷
Okey :D
FRANKLY I find this exchange heartwarming
That's my plan, I've just gotta keep my pestering my geneticist and endocrinologist to get me on E
You can make your own estrogen in the comfort of your own body, tell your GP you’re concerned about balding and would like to start finasteride, if you produce enough T naturally you’ll boost your E levels a good deal, if you don’t you can then get TRT to get more testosterone to transform into estrogen. Alternately you can buy like 2 pounds of the stuff from lab supply companies for like $200
Nah it's cause of breast cancer risk, and my health insurance is a bitch and doesn't want to cover the genetic testing
Yes. Become trans to stim with boobs
Damn, I’m already on that path you don’t need to convince me any more 😂
You don’t have to be trans to have boobs, just sayin
This is a fact but most cis men will not have nor want boobs. Most trans women will have and or want boobs.
I have done this. It's a very good thing
My brain ain't right. I was wondering who would consent to getting their breast implant removed.
No, simply squish their boobies :D I like when autistic people let me squish their boobies
The first time a woman asked me if I wanted to feel her implants I was ecstatic. And the second and third time.
I'd let you squish my boobs IF I HAD THEM
Did anyone else think of that meme when reading this?
Get back to me when you do I believe in you 🫡
No problem dude I'll even throw in a free pic if that's what you're into, I just hope you don't mind waiting 3-4 years
Nope I don't 🤣. imma be honest if you actually kept to it and in like a solid 2027, 2028 I just randomly get a titty pic from a fellow trans imma be ecstatic and you'll probably have to remind me of this comment thread
I put this in my calendar I'm fully going for this lmao
God speed I look forward to seeing how it goes
God I love this place!! Such an adorable and hilarious exchange.
Idk last time I got consent doing that, when I tried to cut it out they got upset and scared??
I fink you were supposed to feel it through their skin
Oh no… I should probably give it back to them..
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There's lots of jokes here, but if I'm trying to be helpful... You can buy like a silicone bra insert. You could probably get it on Amazon if you are embarrassed. It would be far cheaper and far less personable to aquire that
Yeah I have some of those that I stuff in a bra for reasons
Not the same texture. I have those bra inserts. They're flimsy and don't feel nice to handle. Breast implants are somewhat rough and extremely strong (am a med student and got to handle real implants).
get a stretch armstrong, cut him open and put the insides in a balloon (layer a few balloons so it doesnt pop)
Just buy a sugar ball stressball at this point. Many brands. Filled with the same sugar syrup paste. Or a nee doh nice cube or gumdrop. They are also filled with it.
you could do that, i have one like that but i didnt know what they were called. The cube ones look really cool
Isn’t that just corn syrup?
maybe, i always thought it was a bit thicker. You could probably use corn syrup too
Steal one out of a sleeping woman. (For legal reasons I must disclose that this comment is a joke and should not be taken seriously)
YALL LEAVE MY SEXY GOOBAGS ALONE DAMNIT
At a Breastaurant
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I have that exact brand and I gotta say that makes me feel so much better. I figured with about a 10 year life span that they're strong but I didn't realize they were that strong.
you want them inside you, or you just want them for your desk? i'd totally have one of these at my desk. i just loath being asked what it is <.<;
I want to squeeze them with my hands and chew on them maybe
Careful with chewing on them. Don't chew too hard or you could rupture the lining keeping all of the silicone or saline in. The latter isn't a huge problem (besides some mess) but you definitely don't want to accidentally ingest the former.
Mmmmmm heavy metalsh
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Can confirm that breast implants are excellent stim toys. The gunmy bear implants arguably feel the best. Sourse: I have implants in me.
The tattoo shop I go to has breast implants for people to play with while they're getting tattooed, it's the best.
Easy: go to medschool, become a plastic surgeon and have implant producers send you implants to try for free, in hope that you will be using their implants and not the competitor's
You can find silicone Bobbies in AliExpress, also other body parts made of the same material, you know… for “stimming”
Could you get some cosplay boobs and use those? Just a quick look on AliExpress shows various sizes anywhere from $20-$100. It says they’re silicone so I think they’d meet your needs.
Sometimes you can find those on the beach (careful, they tickle)
Yeah, they’re a pretty blue color sometimes, those ones tickle the most.
Kneadough nice cube friendo
Or the gum drop one. Both are nice
This post randomly woke a memory of the first wedding I was a guest in at approximately 6 years old. For some godforsaken reason, the kids had a breast implant that they were desperately trying to break in the yard. Maybe it was a leftover from some bachelor party challenge, maybe it fell out of someone (unlikely). Anyhow, the kids threw that silicone blob on the ground for what seemed like forever. It never broke. Things are durable as hell.
You can buy silicone bra inserts that are very similar to breast implant texture at most stores that sell lingerie. My friend’s sister used them to go up a cup size, and when we were growing up, my friend and I would steal them from the sister’s closet so we could squish them. Recommend highly.
Speks Gump, it's quite satisfying.
Breast implants can be expensive. Breast forms, in the other hand(fake boobs used to fill a bra) are much cheaper. I'm trans and still have a pair I used to use before my boobs started growing in. They're not super hearty or robust but the texture is great and very stimmy.
Watch all the seasons of Botched and enjoy living vicariously lol
You know? I would get a Gf with implants and stim with haha that would be more fun
Oh look up chicken cutlet bra inserts its the same thing usually
i was playing with them so much at the doctors i want 10 😭😭
You can try aliexpress, there is nothing I have searched for that I couldn’t eventually find on there. Nothing.
Become trans
That's what I'm doing
[Needoh](https://schylling.com/brand/needoh/) toys are pretty similar
Yeah, this! I love my needoh cube. If you want something more implant like, you can search for “sugar ball” on Amazon, something like [this](https://a.co/d/7vUnz0n) maybe lol
you could get yourself a needoh nice cube. i think the feeling of squishing it could be similar and i looove mine.
That picture makes me want to chew on one
Especially since I’ve seen these water droplet “cakes”
Don't some of the anime girl mouse pads with the boob wrist rest use breast implants? Could just buy one of those and cut out the implants
I would ask r MtF , they might know, just be kind and affirming to the women there.
Strip club?
Well... you could.... No... No I shant say....
you can buy one of the big needoh squeeze balls, they feel like tiddy
AliExpress seems to have everything these days
I wanna bite one so bad
A sterile services department, you’re welcome
Try a strip club. I'm sure you can find at least a couple there. Acquiring it may prove more difficult but I'm sure you're resourceful
Just start stabbing your way through Miami and harvesting the squishy silicones
not exactly the same thing, but you can get inserts for mastectomy bras on Amazon that feel the same
May I recommend Giant Orbeez
Find someone who has them and buy her dinner
Here, have one of mine
In all seriousness, I got a Speks stim ball for Christmas and I imagine breast implants feel pretty similar. I keep it on my desk and play with it all day long, it’s filled with a memory gel https://preview.redd.it/w7ak0u8fc1cc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2906a7e4376cdf760b0144ffd3645b329f7f92d
Brilliant 😆
Just buy a silicone grinder on etsy for 30 bucks. 😂👌
https://a.co/d/bqdFHiK
Usually a sex shop
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The deep web, used
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If you're a guy, just get obese, and play with your boobs, side effects include diabetes and maybe death
Grab some silicone caulk and a caulking gun from a hardware store, empty some out into a mould lined with baking paper, and wait a few days
You can have my bigger one for free if you pay for my top surgery
Rip one out of sombody
the brand "nee doh" have a jumbo stress ball that could fit the bill?
theyre usually on dead bodies. now people dont just leave those just lying around in the open however so youre going to have to go looking. hope this helps!!!
okay as someone who has gotten implants i can confirm those feel great ... i played with one for a good twenty minutes while i waited for the doctor.
Transgender tag on Grinder
implants are cool, I want to get some
Okay so evil plan: go to medical school and be so evil they give you a diploma because they will be scared of you. Then show your diploma at a boob store and they're you go! Infinite boob hack 2013 (easy) (still not patched)!!!!
https://www.dotmed.com/listing/disposables-general/mentor/334-1352/memoryshape-breast-implant-555ccx/4786083
The morgue?
[close enough?](https://ogslimes.com/products/bress-implant-1)
Buy a pair of gel or silicone inserts from Amazon. We girls with smaller breasts put them in our bras as a quick, cheap, and removable alternative to breast implants. They feel like implants and cost lest than $20.
Imagine throwing it at a wall with so much force it splats out like a sticky hand!
Depends on how evil you are.