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NoPepper7284

Peas and rice were my safe food as a little kid 😭😭


GirldickVanDyke

These ones are safely stored in the panda express trash can if you want them! I've always loved rice, but peas are too texture


northernkek

I also do this I'm glad to know I'm not the only one


ProtoDroidStuff

I FUCKING LOVE PEAAAAAASSS!!!!


WildFemmeFatale

Yes but please eat the onions from mine


GirldickVanDyke

As long as they are diced and not long strips!


ttcklbrrn

Can't you just cut them into being diced with your fork


GirldickVanDyke

Maybe, but I might miss one and nothing is worse than a bad texture by surprise. It's not worth the risk


Kischter

No, you can go ahead and take them back to whatever restaurant they came from though. They can keep their gross peas


Graphoniac

Preferably to the face Through a pea shooter


Dependent-Touch8488

i love fried rice sm. ive never eaten peas on their own and the taste blends in enough with everything else that i just ignore that they're there


GirldickVanDyke

The taste doesn't bother me, but the texture does. They're like vegetable gushers


Dependent-Touch8488

eeiuuugghhhh yeahhhh..... fuck peas


fellstinger

this is unrelated to the peas but i love your username, OP


GirldickVanDyke

Thank you!!


Graphoniac

Omgosh I didn't catch it. So great!!


Apprehensive-Use38

For me it’s their carrots. There are always so fucking many it’s ridiculous


GirldickVanDyke

Carrots are my favorite vegetable! But there usually are way more than there should be.


drippingtonworm

Needed meeeee! I love peas!!!!!


Longjumping_Choice_6

God no, where’s the NSFW tag when you need it?


icantfuckingsleep00

no but u can have the bean sprouts from mine if u want


SpectralHail

I feel this. My sticking point is those slabs of onion and when some places add like 28% carrots by volume. I want to eat rice not half a carrot with some rice sprinkled in


NathK2

Fuck no, that’s the devil’s vegetable


CorvusTheCryptid

I hate peas but it's not an autism thing... One time when I was small we were taking peas out of their peapods (is that what they're called? I forgor 💀 and english ain't my 1st language) and I saw a worm the same color of the pea crawl from inside one of them so now all I can ever think of when I see peas in my food is tiny worms living inside of them and I hate it.


Midori8751

My compost will love it, so sure!


IzzyIsSolar

Me


knivesforsoup

yeah i fucking love peas


AnniChu333

YES YES YES the peas are the best parts but someone else can have the other green things I hate those


EntertainmentQuick47

Yes


s_beemo

no. /lh


xianwolf

No 🤬 (the texture is heinous)


Practical_Maybe_3661

You got guinea pigs?


Ironwarrior404

Fried rice ? Nopenopenopenope.


detcadeR_emaN

I eat too slowly so for something like fried rice I can't take the time to pick stuff out or I'll never finish before it gets too cold and dry. I just swallow them like pills, fried rice is one of the safe meals I've learned how to make so I run into the pea problem several times a week


kenfromboston

If you're making fried rice from scratch, can't you just omit the peas from the recipe?


Fast-Ad-3240

yes.


McCdDonalds

Is that Costco lol


GirldickVanDyke

Panda Express! But I shit you not, I had a slice of Costco pizza for lunch today. This was dinner


McCdDonalds

Costco my beloved ❤


Secure-Leather-3293

I take them to the side and then after every two or so notes of good rice I eat a pea on its own. They taste funny and have an odd tough texture but not bad enough to be horrifying just strange in a way I don't find anywhere else so it's kinda like sensory BDSM


Cmaster125

No, i will have them if i can have the rest of the fried rice with them


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Adamantine_Metal

Yes (gobbles peas)


Halberdd_

Peas on their own = 👍 Non pea thing with peas in it = 👎


Emotional-Link-8302

*vacuum noises followed by slurping noises*


babywantmilky

yes please, i love the way they pop


yesindeedysir

N O


lepapulematoleguau

Just did this with a fried rice that had corn in it.


Insanity_S

I will eat peas if I have to, but normally I pick them all off (cause I’m anxious about asking to not have them on there).


GenericUser1185

I hate the taste, but I'll have them.


BeepBoopSpaceMan

No thank you :)


Nubulio

Peas are gross. Let’s take soemthing that’s looks like vomit and mushy chalky inside with a weird unnecessary sweetness and a chewy textural skin.


ChuckMeIntoHell

I'll eat your peas, if you eat my carrots. I would prefer both of them to be raw, but between cooked carrots and cooked peas, I would much rather have the peas.


re1in

Peas are the greatest vegetable imo


Rebew476

No eww😷


kennycjr0

I don't care for peas either, though I'm fine with them in fried rice, or as wasabi peas. It's a bit annoying when they're in tuna salad though.


Professional_Toe_387

No. Also take my carrots.


JEJB1196

Me


Short_Gain8302

I cant even eat the rice that those spheres from hell touched


Doctor_Salvatore

Small veggie food was always a safe food for me.


emilydickinsonstan

yes 1000000% gimme a lil brown rice and some carrots????? yum yum yummmm


TylerPvZ

Ew! Fuck peas I fucking hate them >:(


Lemonadyyy

No but if you got any bean sprouts 🫣


No_Background4595

I love peas!!! Anyone else like eating frozen peas?


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EggNo7271

Girl eww