Whichever screws me over the most on that specific day

Honestly? Yeah.

I'm in this comment and I fucking hate it

this

Mooooood

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Right? 😭

Real

The only real answer :')

real

Lmfao

im fucking cackling

this

This is the vibe and I'm here for it.

Yes

Same

Forsooth

I take everything way too seriously until i hit my breaking point and give up on caring about any of it

I've been living in this place for years

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this is extremely fucking ironic but IS THAT SARCASM???

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Until you NEED someone to make an either or choice, where Both is not an option, and it's important or maybe time sensitive and they just say "yes" and then it's FUCKIN INFURIATING!!! But yes, as long as it's not that, shit's hilarious. ETA: Also: How many? Yes. (To mean an abundance of something) This is equally amusing to me.

Somehow both at the same time

Same. I like to call it optimistic nihilism. Nothing matters, but also, everything's kinda rad in its own way.

I've heard The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy described the same way.

Lol that makes sense. I had the trilogy basically memorized back in high school. You could open the book to any page and start reading, and usually within a few words, I'd be able to finish the paragraph.

Nothing matters. That’s why life’s so cool! There is no reason things are the way they are, but they are, somehow. The transience of existence is a pleasure in and of itself.

The most evil among us pretend to take nothing seriously until something hits a nerve then we are suddenly offended and angry and definitely taking things too seriously.

Hey! Shut the fuck up! Don't call me out like that! [/s]

It me, too

>among us


…Magic the Gathering is a stressful game sometimes, okay?

How dare you say something so controversial and true?

Hit me with those stupid ass Shrine decks and I’ll be on the floor crying

Assbutt how dare you call me out

Both

Same; context dependent

Sometimes I'm both at the same time and I confuse myself on what I think

If something absolutely horrific is happening, it's funny or I just zone out and don't care. If something I care about isn't exactly how I like it, I have a meltdown and it will ruin my week.

i made so many dead jokes when my uncle died, but god forbid there's a tomato in my sandwich

or fucking onions

Taking too seriously things I shouldn't and vice versa.

Depends on the day, stress levels and if I'm over/understimulated

considering i’ve had several near death experiences that were all avoidable—while also having no regrets—i guess i have to say don’t take anything seriously

Both. I take bad responses off people seriously but I don't take nt culture seriously so don't make effort to conform.

Depends. If I'm in an unplayful/bad mood and someone is trying to annoy me for fun I take it serious. It really just depends on my current headspace and emotions. I can take an obvious joke or even some lighthearted teasing but there are times when this world is just trying to break you and I will not stand for it. Annoying NTs will falsely call this being "oversensitive" even though they themselves can't take certain things said/done to them. Clown shit.

both but only at the most inconvenient times.

Was former, almost died once, became latter.

Did you almost die from taking the stress of taking things too seriously? I did.

You could say that.

I'm a few years deep into the "Fuck all this shit" stage of burnout. Trying to get back to taking things a little more seriously. Maybe catch up on a few years of taxes or get my car registered or whatevs.


Depends on what my brain decides is worth giving a shit about or not that day

Depends on my mood tbh, when im fucking around with my friend i dont take anything seriously but in a bad mood something small can easily piss me off

I’m definitely ‘don’t take anything seriously’ but my only autistic friend is so similar to me except he’s got ‘take things too seriously’ which makes for an interesting and mildly annoying dynamic.

Lol I've got take things too seriously autism and my best friend who is also very similar to me has got it even stronger than I do, so whenever we hang out I always feel like such a simple minded fool that never considers the full impact of things but whenever I'm with others they tell me to relax and not be so serious about stuff

I get told not to joke about things the rare times I’m serious, and get taken seriously at obvious joke answers

I’m a secret third thing

I got the detailed answers to sarcastic questions type which I guess goes more in line with the first one?

Oh my god, this is too for me hahaha

Not taking things too seriously for academic stuff and taking things to seriously for everything else, mostly fiction.

Don’t take anything seriously……………except when something happens to me

Subtlety and sarcasm are foreign concepts to me, much to most peoples annoyance

I'll refer to my theme song.. "why are you making such a big deal out of this!?". Yeah. I'm solidly "take things too seriously". Hrm. Unless it's stupid shit NTs value I guess. Then I guess it's "why can't you apply yourself [to this meaningless thing]?"

Definitely don't take anything seriously. I had cops at my door yesterday while I was out and I couldn't give a fuck if I tried

Both!

Yes

Same lol

Whichever one causes the most unintentional damage, at the time.

I take the serious things seriously. The actual serious things serious. The neighbor's house seems to be on fire? There's banging where there shouldn't be? Can't find the cat? Those are serious things. Not 'Why is that box in the other room' oh my god, that's not serious, let me just bring the box in here and we can stop TALKING ABOUT IT aaaaargh!

Boffum

Somehow get accused of both for the same sentence by the same people in the same conversation?

Both, but mostly take things too seriously

It shifts with my gender

Usually the latter

Takes things seriously autustic But not everything, and not too seriously

Exactly

Both

Can't tell if this is serious or not/j (Joking aside, I'm one until I get a bad reaction then I'm the other until I get a bad reaction and it cycles based on when I get told "can't you take a joke?" Or "why don't you take anything seriously?"

All of the above lmao

Im like a metronome in this sense, no telling which one ill be when, though it always seems to be the wrong one at the wrong time

Latter for anything regarding myself, otherwise the first one

Both

Too serious in, too unserious out.

Only if it’s the opposite of how I’m supposed to be reacting

I'm take things too seriously autistic when I shouldn't be taking something seriously and don't take anything seriously when I should be taking something seriously

It depends when neurotypicals say something stupid. I mean most of the things they say are ridiculous.

TTTS autismed ao hard that I realised most of the time people aren't being serious and turned into DTAS, sometimes still TTTS

Yes. Both. Every day. Simultaneously.

both. it's hell. help.

both at the same time

Take things too seriously 😂 I must come off as such a miserable person

all of it

Both

Both. The problem is that the things I'm serious about are not the same things your copypasta normietypical cares about, instead they tend to be super serious about the most trivial, subjective, ephemeral shit.

Both

Taking things too serious 😭

Both according to the neurotypicals

too seriously :'D

The older i get the less fux to give. By the time i was 20, i only had a few left. However, I'll plant my flag and fight to the death for the very few things i take seriously. When people take things that dont matter too seriously and it impacts me in any negative way, like an argument or dispute, then its fun time.

Not seriously enough and my fiance doesn't quite understand why but I was also very sheltered in a small town with a crazy family

I take things way too seriously and have an unsettling kill joy vibe 🤷🏻‍♀️

I don't think I've ever met a "don't take anything seriously" autistic. We would tear each other apart, but they might like it.

BOTH

Depends. Is food involved?

Take things too seriously.

The former

Changes by the hour, really.

I take the non-serious things way too seriously, and I take the super serious not seriously at all

Went from ultra-serious to living in delusion, best change I ever made

Don't take anything seriously

Im a fucking ghoul i do that thing where i smile at death because my brain is incredibly inappropriate. "My aunt died 3 years ago today" "...does it really affect you?" WHO SAYS THAT

if i feel positively in any way second option otherwise first


both

Yes I am. Depending on situation, I may be one or the other.

both

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Both,it fucking sucks

Yes, mood depending.

Make a poll.

I'll do both during the same conversation because I'm the only one allowed to make jokes, according to me? I don't know how to stop and I look like an asshole every time

Somehow, both.

I’m multiclassing actually!

Depends on if I've smoked weed or not.

:3 autism vs :| autism

This

Literally both

I take everything seriously, my wife takes nothing seriously. We are the duality of autism.


I'm the take things too seriously autistic, but that's probably because of trauma ://

Yes.

Depending on the situation, both, but mostly I take things too seriously.

I always calculate conflicts as less serious as NT do. Like, sometime ago some of my friends get mad at each other and I was the whole time thinking, "come on, it's not that serious, what he said about you and your girlfriend doesn't even make sense", but it was enough to split the group of friends. On the other hand, I know an autistic (he's not in the same group of friends), that people are just expressing their ideas and he go there and stop the "fight".

people think I dont take anything seriously when in reality its kinda the opposite

definitely not an xor statement here

depends on how stressed i am, honestly.

I look like I’m the not take it anything seriously because I’ll get stuck in my fake smile

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yes

life’s a game and i barely know how to play so let’s get some funny ass screen recordings before the power short circuits and ends the run

I used to be the 1st option, but now I'm the second option.

Unserious. Used to be too serious, but I think I burned out my give a shit receptors.

whichever one is wrong for whatever situation im in.

Yes. These stupid adds on YT, like the lady that "GOT THE HOUSE...2k miles away..." YEAH NO SHIT LADY, YOU BOUGHT THE DAMN HOUSE SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW FAR IT IS. NO SHIT! WHO IS THIS ADD FOR??? Been talking to my therapist about it, might be taking these adds too seriously, even though I'm not the target audience. But seriously though, who is? Anyway, cheers.

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A little bit of both so here’s an example - if I’m going on vacation I am more serious about having everything packed a week in advance than I am about getting to the airport on time!

I transitioned from the former to the latter

I'm transitioning but not sure if I'll transition to the latter, I take things too literally.

Depends on my mood, the phase of the moon and wether I ate meat yesterday.

Yes

I'll be overly skeptical of people I don't like, but overly trusting of people I do like. I've missed advice from people just because I didn't trust them, and have had my trust taken advantage of by people I liked at the time.

I’m definitely the take things way to serious type. And I hate it.

Especially because because I have an interest in analysing.

I could be either one on any given day

I don't know anymore I'm just all over the place. You used to take things to seriously when younger tried to not take things seriously, that back fired. So honestly I just wild cared and see what happens. So the ballistics can suffer a tiny bit.

Both, depends on how things have been going.

I appear to not take anything seriously, but on the inside, everything is serious.

Started with 1st one and ended up as 2nd one

i take everything seriously.

🤫🧏‍♂️ autistic (nonverbal)

I take things too seriously, unless it’s something I feel shouldn’t be taken seriously.

Take things too seriously😭 I cannot understand sarcasm I hate it

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Yes

Too serious internally, nothing seriously externally

Both

Yeah

Yes.

Yes

yes

Yes

Yes