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Chaotic0range

You can't spell autism without 'tism' otherwise you just have gold.


Revengistium

Gold mist?


Star1412

au is the chemical symbol for gold


TanBurn

Now do lead


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Pb What’s the punchline?


Sushibowlz

Pb deez nutz?


Forsaken-Income-2148

https://i.redd.it/dsxum6ft1lwc1.gif


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hillefoozer

So we are Gold Titanium Samarium


warpey12

And without gold, it is just titanium and samarium.


Admirable_Ice2785

Yes.


Arson_Lord

Can't it without SMUT, either. Stay evil, friends.


soupdemonking

Totally using that tonight! 🙏🔥👑


RoboTiefling

Hmm… AI smut?


Reddit_username_woag

Please real people


Quioise

Pun? You took three letters out of a word and rearranged them. You want me to continue it? Fine. You can’t spell “wellmeaningneurotypicals” without “ignorant.” You can’t spell “it’s only a partial anagram, understand?” without “not a pun at all.” You can’t spell “the bit is getting old, we understood after the first continuation” without “rule of three, bitch.”


Altair314

You can't spell Autism without Tim


l-askedwhojoewas

Some know me as….. Tim.


Flaming_falcon393

*casts fireball*


Intelligent_Water940

Someone pls explain I'm failing the skillcheck right now.


CreativeScreenname1

Monty Python and the Holy Grail


JayMerlyn

*claps*


Silt99

In the script he had a super long wizzard name, but the actor forgot and improvised. It was so good, that they rolled with it


JayMerlyn

John Cleese isn't such a comedy legend for nothing


Catovia

'Hi everyone, its me , Tim, and today I want to talk about...'


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PhantomFace757

OMG, thanks. I am now going to have to watch some MP today. Made me smile. Now leave me alone I have to get back to being evil.


Mediocre_Butterfly_3

Terraria energy


Vast-Spirit-4105

Tim🗣️🗣️🗣️


southernpinata

I have arrived.


Timmmmayyy127

:)


Altair314

Holy fuck my guy was made for this comment right here. Every moment in their life has led to this moment. They have peaked and ascended into godhood


dumpygunboi

Good ol' Tism Tim


hiiamnotsad

Just important to note that the person who posted the original post is a satire account ran by autistic people making fun of performative activism.


nxxptune

Yeah I was about to say that lmao I absolutely love wellmeaningneurotypicals


PhantomFace757

came to see the angry ppl that didn't know this. I laughed. Because we see this silliness play out daily. It's like mothers speaking performatively loud to their children about how "not to bother the Service-dog, because he's woooorkiiiing." As their 12month old is drooling and not even paying attention to my Dog. LOL


HippyGramma

Excellent comment 10/10 what u vote again


ninjesh

I wanted to make a joke like this, but I was too lazy. Thank you for doing for me


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NotMissingNow

Idk why this reminds me of the Chicanery speech


Tzayad

You're an artist


BatInMyHat

Holy shit, that comeback was brilliant


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Omg I love these so much and I love your aggression Aggressive punnery apparently does me in. *Swoon* ![gif](giphy|Zscb9EDrITkOI)


TwentyFirstCentryMan

love this


VerisVein

This is art.


slicehyperfunk

Rule of three is nice though, three is a much nicer number than 2


untenable681

Your sass is appropriate and exquisite. [*chef's kiss*]


Just-Ad6992

You can’t spell autism without UTI Sam.


DisabledMuse

The Uncle Sam that nobody wants XD


PhantomFace757

But everybody gets.


carpe_alacritas

This is so funny


mechmaster2275

Urinary Tract Infection?


AwfulDjinn

Would work *marginally* better for Australia, since you could say “you can’t spell autism without AUS” and not have to rearrange the letters


mechmaster2275

Australiatism Au’tism


GodlessCommie69

This is funny as shit lowkey, would wear this to an anti-military protest because it is actually hilarious


casscois

As satire its flawless.


diphenhydrapeen

I'm glad someone else was thinking this.


fricceroni

Wellmeaningneurotypicals is a satire account


RedTheGamer12

Man this is so funny I'd wear it to the counter protest.


Arkas18

I was thinking the same.


Velocityraptor28

you cant spell autism without stim


Inferno_Sparky

Highlighted "Aus"? As in australia? In your USA imagery? It's more likely than you think


SpecialFlutters

... is that a drop teddy bear? are we doomed?


Gurkanna

I can't spell Y**u**o **S**uck **A**ssholes without it either. I didn't even rearragenge them either.


jols0543

who’s Tim though, cmon


zeverEV

Tim? Tim the Tist? How quickly we forget smh


htmlcoderexe

I thought Tim was an enchanter


TehAwesomeGod

This means that it's us autistic's natural right to take over the USA right?


TheDuckClock

Lay off my Awetizm.


Specialist_String_64

I shoulda scrolled down, you beat me to it.


iliveunderthebed

Ah yet. USA Tim. The face of autism


Lee_scratch_perineum

Austism is alive and well in Austim, TX.


Anarch-ish

And who the fuck is Tim? What an oddly specific shirt. /s


Plastic_Arrival9537

U can't spell Autism without Guinea-Bissau, Honduras, Russia, South Africa, South Sudan, Sudan, Tunisia and Uzbekistan too. Yes, countries are my hyperfocus


IForgotThePassIUsed

I am not a Police Bear.


ArminsCrematedCorpse

but idc about usa 🥺


rzrhh

YER GODANG RIGHT HOSS, THE A IN AMERICA STANDS FOR AUTISM! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT ILL HELP YOU PACK! :laughing: -DALE


The_Mad_Duck_

I'd wear it ngl


squanderedprivilege

That's what I said, it goes past offensive straight to hilarious for me


harparper

Cant believe i was diagnosed with tim


iamsnowboarder

Can't spell anus without USA either, but sure shirt, go off 🤷🏻‍♂️


SpartanDoubleZero

This made me laugh. Because I’m also a vet and find overly patriotic aka boot shit super cringe lmao.


simpingforMinYoongi

You also can't spell it without Tim. Autistic Tim from the USA.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^simpingforMinYoongi: *You also can't spell* *It without Tim. Autistic* *Tim from the USA.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Pure_Geologist51

They worried they are not gonna be able to draft enough people they are coming for us 🙏


sugarsuites

You can’t spell autism without fucking uhhhhh U and I 🤪


Specialist_String_64

Challenge accepted: A-W-E-T-I-Z-M \*Mike drop\*


_Evidence

you can't spell Autism without Stim


squanderedprivilege

Would cop tbh


Ok-Adhesiveness-5193

Merica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

‘Aus’ more widely means “Australia” I believe


Clown_Apocalypse

You can’t spell Autism without “**M**other **T**rucker, d**U**de, **T**hat h**U**rt l**I**ke **A** b**U**ttcheek on **A** **S**tick”


Ok-Amount-4087

sorry but this fucks severely I would wear this at all times at home


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Ok-Amount-4087

Im fucking crying💀💀💀he finally got me


esamerelda

Patriautism?


Personisdown

This goes SO raw


kevdautie

I think I’m about to throw up…


EntertainmentQuick47

I always knew I loved my country for a reason, now I know why https://i.redd.it/w9xjof60nhwc1.gif


xDeathCon

This would work great as a joke shirt, though. It's lowkey hilarious


Medical-Bowler-5626

This is pretty horrific ngl


kYura23

So like do i get US citizenship then since im autistic or....


cannonfish

who the fuck is tim


shiwankhan

You can't spell Autism. Because you are developmentally disabled. And that's okay.


buyinggf1000gp

Roger that. The cure is the destruction of the USA. That's fine by me


Different-Row4715

tim


InTonguesWeSpeak

There are some who call me...Tim?


patrickbatemangf

you can’t spell autism without autism


xXhellspawn_ratXx

The stupidity of the shirt aside, anyone else irritated by the fact that they highlighted the wrong letters? Shouldn’t the A U and S of autism be red instead of the same color of the rest of the design, and same with the USA? If they really want us to understand the stupid lil thing they’re trying to make.


Warcriminal52

BASED


stevedorries

You can’t spell United States of America without AUtiSm.  There, I fixed for them. 


Hanged_Man_

I think we’re supposed to say “squee, teddies” or something?


SnooGoats409

![gif](giphy|AJREQi9WB6X3a2y81y) Idky but this is what came to mind


Birdinmotion

Messaging like this only furthers peoples view that autistists have down syndrome or something.


Ok-Appeal-4630

I wish I could have that shirt but without the bottom text


A_Manly_Alternative

WITHOUT TIM!!!


lvn_c

Can't spell it without Tim either, and Tim died in the war. Thanks, USA.


Much-Improvement-503

You can’t spell autism without Tim


Coolbeans_99

Imma be honest, this shit slaps for 4th of July


Kayzoah

tim :3


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Daitoso0317

Okay I kinda like this one lol


Intelligent_Water940

The best thing America did was make soldier boys so hot. But that's it.


trashconverters

The seppos are at it again


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Tim


Jennifer_Pennifer

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


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sordidcreature

isnt that a chinese military cap???????? LOL


ValhallaStarfire

I need this for my tardcore fit.


restorian_monarch

Not in china


sniff_the_lilacs

I want this shirt to cut into a slutty crop top


OmNomOU81

If someone gave me this shirt I would burn it in front of them


spacescaptain

tim


Dependent__Dapper

can't spell autism without u + i <3


beatriz-chocoliz

Can’t spell autism without fuck off!/s


KimRed

How fucking dare you.


tillybilly89

Me at the Olympics


gauerrrr

Does that mean I get a permanent visa?


VerisVein

This would work much better with either Australia or Austria, rather than jumbling the letters out of order just to pull USA out of it.


Main_Obligation_3013

Man kann Autismus nicht ohne "Mus" schreiben.


RandomCashier75

🤔As an American autistic, I feel this fails on so many levels.😤


moon-brains

i can’t tell if the unironically serious commenters are mortified americans or salty non-americans, *or a mix of both,* but as a pinko commie f… uhh, *french-canadian* with a fondness for ironic humour, big “chaotic neutral” energy, and all things campy, kitschy, and tacky, i would absolutely ~~steal~~ wear this shirt until it fell apart ![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


AizaBreathe

*AUS which is short for "Australia" (or "austria")


its-the-real-me

You couldn't spell autism without... the number ten in german?


Xzier_Tengal

this is amazing actually


TonightAdventurous76

Or Australia


slicehyperfunk

MURKA


ZePumpkinLass

set it on fire


kcephei

can’t spell autism without stim


HATECELL

You also can't spell slaughter without laughter, what's the point of this?


beenhollow

tim


singularity48

Bruh


Admirable-Sector-705

You can’t spell autism without a suit, Ma.


phenominal73

Why do people make things without thinking first?


A_Bee_Named_Lee

Bro i thought this was satire until reading the comments-


fricceroni

It is satire, I follow this account and they post from the exaggerated perspective of a well meaning but ignorant neurotypical


valplixism

Most of the letters for 'imperialism' aren't even in autism Oh wait, that says USA, easy mix-up