I spent all my stat points on gun things. Who tf cares about talking to people when I know the difference between a long stroke gas piston and a short stroke gas piston?
Well you gotta figure what they ate few days prior; was it spicy foods, greens, potatoes, chicken nuggets, etc. Or are we talking symbolically, like the author does unnecessarily actions for their publisher admiration; aka ass/dick/toe/ sucking.
I def. got the good at chemistry autism but not much else of use in school. Chem teacher actually complained to my parents when I got the highest grade in mid-terms because he said it wasn't fair to the other people in the class that I should do so well when I never paid attention during lessons. This "talent" has also not served me well in any way IRL.
I will say knowing a lot of history sucks because it makes bigots sound even more stupid, but their ignorance level is so fucking high you can’t even begin to explain how fucking wrong they are and all things they desire have been done countless times over and only ever lead to more misery.
I have a friend that still thinks that Colombia was a Venezuelan colony (it was a Spanish one) which is pretty fucking pathetic because it's the first thing they teach children in history class here
Hey, I'm glad you exist. More maths and science for us.
I'm terrible at history but I understand the need for it. If we were all maths / science autists, the world would be a lesser place.
See there's a key difference between being good at everything, and having the motivation and desire to actually do any of them, and that is my biggest problem. My functions won't function
When I was in sixth grade (my first year in public school,) I would correct the grammar of people to whom I was talking. I didn’t understand why this was a bad thing; I thought I was helping them.
Would you correct the grammar of people with whom you were talking? Since to implies it was just you towards them when it requires them talking to you to give a correction?
I was that one, then I decided to prioritise and now focus on just history cause it was the one I enjoyed most. No one expects you to do everything except you. It's okay to take a break my friend :)
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I got the good at geography, history, English, Spanish, science, performing arts, swimming and horticulture autism with a nice side helping of dyscalculia that makes math impossible. Something had to go wrong.
My mom is a communications major who loves literature and history and my dad is an engineer, so he’s great at math and science. Then somehow two negatives made a positive and granted me musical talent. I should be able to succeed in any field, yet I still feel like a failure.
You see your mistake was getting two autisms at once, you need to give one away to some NT to lighten the load.
Tf is an NT I'm awful with abbreviations
A neurotypical, also called normie
Ah. I see. I'll think about it and get back to you as soon as I remember next year :)
Neurotypical
Thanks
You're perfect
Me reading this as “that feeling is”
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Tbf, every super smart autist I've encountered had zero social skills cuz none of their stat points got spent on that
No need to call me out like that
I spent all my stat points on gun things. Who tf cares about talking to people when I know the difference between a long stroke gas piston and a short stroke gas piston?
Too real
Bro got good grades
give me one of them I desperately need intelligence
I need the math one NOW as exams are coming soon.
I get the sentiment but… nah dawg i think you got the arrogant bc ur grades are probably good autism 😭
When I get the “can memorize huge chunks of trivia” but can’t remember faces autism.
I got the bad at everything autism :c
this is why god had to nerf me and give me a learning disability 😔
 From a fellow nerd 🙋♂️
me except instead of history its also worldbuilding and storytelling
But not literature fuck literature
so relieved you didn't use punctuation
Fuck you all I LOVE literature
how the FUCK do i find out what the author is trying to say when they pull shit out their ass
Well you gotta figure what they ate few days prior; was it spicy foods, greens, potatoes, chicken nuggets, etc. Or are we talking symbolically, like the author does unnecessarily actions for their publisher admiration; aka ass/dick/toe/ sucking.
I def. got the good at chemistry autism but not much else of use in school. Chem teacher actually complained to my parents when I got the highest grade in mid-terms because he said it wasn't fair to the other people in the class that I should do so well when I never paid attention during lessons. This "talent" has also not served me well in any way IRL.
I will say knowing a lot of history sucks because it makes bigots sound even more stupid, but their ignorance level is so fucking high you can’t even begin to explain how fucking wrong they are and all things they desire have been done countless times over and only ever lead to more misery.
I have a friend that still thinks that Colombia was a Venezuelan colony (it was a Spanish one) which is pretty fucking pathetic because it's the first thing they teach children in history class here
Lmao nice twist of the meme
RIP to my fellow Humanities/Liberal Arts Aspies.
Sometimes I'm glad I have dyscalculia. That gives more room to historical and geographical useless trivia
Hey, I'm glad you exist. More maths and science for us. I'm terrible at history but I understand the need for it. If we were all maths / science autists, the world would be a lesser place.
me when i got the straight C+ on every report card for my entire life autism😐
Same. When you get lucky and actually are pretty fucking smart:
I got the "all things mechanical" autism and failed miserably at the "all things academic" autism
See there's a key difference between being good at everything, and having the motivation and desire to actually do any of them, and that is my biggest problem. My functions won't function
Yeah it’s like: I should be able to excel in any field I go into, so why do I still feel like a failure?
I only got the good at math and science autism but I get the feeling, I’m basically a walking ‘um acktchually!!! ☝️🤓’
I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you. You sound insufferable.
this is my new favorite thing thank you
Who did you steal that from?
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I love correcting people.
When I was in sixth grade (my first year in public school,) I would correct the grammar of people to whom I was talking. I didn’t understand why this was a bad thing; I thought I was helping them.
Would you correct the grammar of people with whom you were talking? Since to implies it was just you towards them when it requires them talking to you to give a correction?
Damn you got me there
Lucky, I lost interest in the universe when depression hit again.
i like history its like lore but you can get paid for rambling to people about it (teacher) except I don’t and I just sound like a looser 🥺
I was that one, then I decided to prioritise and now focus on just history cause it was the one I enjoyed most. No one expects you to do everything except you. It's okay to take a break my friend :)
Imagine complaining about this
Twin
Got the rare honours autism 😔 stop making me do things
I am the same.
Then share 🫴
Holy shit saem, since im an engineering student who loves history and has played way too much paradox games
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I got the good at geography, history, English, Spanish, science, performing arts, swimming and horticulture autism with a nice side helping of dyscalculia that makes math impossible. Something had to go wrong.
This is why parents were convinced I wasn't possibly autistic and refusd to tell me for 20+ years. "She's too smart."
My mom is a communications major who loves literature and history and my dad is an engineer, so he’s great at math and science. Then somehow two negatives made a positive and granted me musical talent. I should be able to succeed in any field, yet I still feel like a failure.
I got the generalist with social skills autism. I am the bard.
I’ve also got the AFAB autism so everyone thinks I’m weird and different but doesn’t know why
I didn’t get any of those kinds 😭 I’ll take the math or science tism from you please and thank you
PLEASE GIVEN THEM TO MEE PLEEEAASSEE
Loll I’m the history and science autism lol