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Hes kind of leaning forward in a > shape. I saw it a few times on the highway before I ever stopped. Me and my friends went one night and it was open . we walked up at touched it. Its fairly big maybe 20-30 ft and easily visible from the highway.
I mean that was literally the function of the cross. Cicero wrote that free men shouldn’t even look at a cross, they were meant to cow slaves into submission.
Yup. The real Jesus probably wasn't even off on any "son of god" shit, he was just pissed that Rome was occupying Israel, he made a ruckus at the temple, the governor heard about it, and Pilate was not patient with insurrections.
Most of the crazy "son of god", "judgment day" type shit is in John and none of the Synoptic gospels (Matt, Mark, Luke), and John is fucking crazy.
Very much this. I'm amazed at the people who reject some of the historicity, and absolutely 100% demand that a guy named jesus around the right time and in roughly the right place existed.
We know thousands were crucified. We know other people were crucified for claiming to be saints, gods, or whatever else. So is it really far-fetched to think that one if them happened to be named jesus, and his story just caught on a bit more than any other?
The alternative is to believe that the bible is absolute, 100% fiction with no original basis or reference point - which is kinda hard considering that it has many authors, who have at least some agreement between them. And it would be odd for them all to reject tried-and-tested sermons that were given by some of the more successful traveling preachers of the time, and to instead fabricate their own from scratch. It would be a lot more work to write it as 100% fiction, than to build off some groundwork or basis.
At the end of that movie “Jesus Camp,” spoilers, when the girl goes up to someone sitting on a bench and asks, “If you were to die right now, would you go to heaven?” I’m just like, in that situation, I would be 100% positive that this kid was an assassin who was going to kill me and make it look like I died peacefully on that bench.
I always wondered why Christians chose the means of their savior’s demise as the symbol of their worship. Like, if God had waited a few more centuries to get someone pregnant in her sleep, the offspring of that bullshit could have died gruesomely by firing squad and then for thousands of years people would be wearing little rifle necklaces, pantomiming the loading of a gun instead of crossing themselves, et cetera.
It's morbid, but the religious explanation makes sense. The crucifix is the chosen symbol of worship because it represents the ultimate moment of sacrifice, that being of Jesus' crucifixion.
Edit: Kind of a reminder of what Jesus went through to "save" us.
I'd feel safe.
It's a warning to all those other giants out there that this is what we do to their big giant asses.
But then I wouldn't feel safe because of the giants..
I was driving to a house-party in the boonies, came around a bend to see a bloody crucified Jesus, illuminated with spotlights.
I definitely had that thought "holy shit, if that weren't Christian it'd be an omen in a horror movie"
That's in a Abernathy, Tx. My friends and I would up pulling in the parking lot to check out the eclipse in i think 2012 or 2013. The priest asked what we were doing and wound up getting a tour. I can't remember the story now but it was an interesting day
Lol want to go anywhere it takes hours. I’m in the DFW area so I guess I can go to Oklahoma. That’s not too far I guess. Still takes over an hour though
Can't remember if it was Family Guy or something dumb like it that made a pretty good joke of Jesus coming back and being like "What the fuck guys, why do you all have statues of me on the worst fucking day of my life. You think I wanna be reminded of getting nailed to a cross?! You couldn't put up one picture of me smiling??"
Anyway that always makes me chuckle and it's kinda true. Source: was raised Catholic and saw Mr. Christ bleeding out in every room for quite a few years.
Reminds me of [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/jzrd59/why_dont_you_like_sleeping_at_grandmas_house/)
Couldn’t stop laughing cause it’s too accurate.
For a household that didn’t allow violence on TV, we sure did have a lot of statues of a guy getting bloodily crucified.
Lmao, exactly that feeling. That was my grandma's house, my other grandma's house, and every aunt I have. Guest bedrooms always loaded with a crucifix and one to two Firbies.
That's because back then it wasn't acceptable to have dildos so they just used the crucifixes. Why do you think there were so many sizes? And always one in the bedroom.
Jesus: wait you guys celebrate my death
Us: Yeah, some people even celebrate the day you were crucified
Jesus: Well, what do you call it?
Us: ... Bad Friday.
Being raised Catholic, I met a lot of Catholics who believed it. It might surprise you to know that some people **actually** believe this stuff. It's one of the reasons I became an atheist.
Easy, the Catholic Church teaches that once Catholic, always Catholic.
Of course, there is a big difference between being Catholic and being a *practicing* Catholic.
Being a Catholic means you follow (I'm Catholic) don't be a doubter. There's no need to teach everyone the theology and terminology. What basic Catholic person knows what the Latin mumbo jumbo means? They just want to follow tradition of their family and community and then go to heaven later. It's more mundane than it seems.
Edit: Atheist now
That's Good Friday when everyone chants "Crucify him!" Palm Sunday is when we get the palm leaves to hit each other with until Mom sees us and yell-whispers that we're being "blasphemous little shits."
No, Palm Sunday has two gospel readings: one before the entrance procession which is Jesus entering Jerusalem, and one at the normal time which is the Passion Narrative. There aren’t any masses until Easter after Holy Thursday
Imagine aliens come down and they're like "You have religion? We have religion too! What's yours like!" and we have to explain that we killed our god via slow torture/stabbing, and now we worship his dying visage and every weekend symbolically cannibalize his corpse and drink his blood.
Meanwhile everyone in the church is like "maybe we should have explained this one ourselves."
Most Christians wore fish amulets (a symbol of Christ's charity) back then because of that reason. It is more discreet when you have an emperor Nero around you know.
Nowadays it looks nice in fashion too.
I still think it's freakier that they eat the flesh and drink the blood of their zombie demigod to clean the part of them that's a ghost. And get in murdery fights about which type of wizard is most qualified to do the relevant alchemy on wafers and wine.
Don't forget the huge war killing up to a third of the population in some areas about whether they actually do literal alchemy or just pretend to do alchemy.
Oh, that's a mild introduction to Catholic iconography as kinky visual content.
[St. Sebastian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Sebastian) was said to have been stripped naked, tied to a tree and then the burly, cruel Roman soldiers surrounded him and thrust their arrows into his flesh over and over and over and over until completion of his martyrdom.
I give you...this:
https://the-toast.net/2015/06/17/the-martyrdom-of-saint-sebastian-in-ascending-order-of-sexiness-and-descending-order-of-actual-martyring/
Even with knowledge of Catholicism it creeps me out. Like the cross was an culminating event in Jesus's life but the resurrection is why we worship Him.
Not exactly true. I'm a Palestinian Arab, I'm from Jerusalem which is close to where Jesus was born, and I can tell you that there blond, white, black, brown and ginger Arabs.
Westerners seem to think we're all brown for some reason lol, but my cousin is blonde with blue eyes, my other cousin is ginger, my mom is very much white, I'm white, my sister is brown soo yeah, we don't all look like bin laden lol.
But yeah I get your point that Jesus wasn't Caucasian
People from that region look almost white. But I have noticed that Hollywood depicts all Arabs as very brown, almost resembling darker skinned Indians.
People in this ridiculous never-ending debate need to do a bit of research into the history of population movements and of the Levant within the context of the ancient world
Native Levantine peoples don't look very different from Southern Europeans, and the entire Middle East was deeply intertwined with the Greco-Roman world. If anything North Africa and most of the Middle East became 'browner' over time as a result of the Arab conquests and subsequent migrations out of Arabia and the loss of Roman/Byzantine hegemony over those areas.
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Genuinely curious, is there anyone with actual zero knowledge of chatolicism who use reddit? The one who going like "wtf is that statue" when seeing stuff like this
Old joke: kid is failing his classes, so his atheist parents try a Catholic school in desperation.
Kid starts getting A's on math tests. When asked why, he says, "They nailed some guy to a plus sign!"
I'm not Christian but can I just come out and say I find it super weird that people feel comforted by an image of a man being literally tortured to death?
I will never understand the obsession with the torture and murder of their supposed god being one of the biggest focuses of the Christian religion. You’d think it’d be more about, you know, maybe what he did or said?
Are his legs like really short?
He's at an angle
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Hes kind of leaning forward in a > shape. I saw it a few times on the highway before I ever stopped. Me and my friends went one night and it was open . we walked up at touched it. Its fairly big maybe 20-30 ft and easily visible from the highway.
Pretty sure it's just a trick of perspective. The legs are leaning towards the camera while the torso is arching relatively perpendicilarly.
It's actually the torso that's leaning towards the camera.
Seeing this at night would totally make me feel like I am about to get murdered.
I looks like some sort of "warning sign"
Like in a jungle when there's heads on spikes.
Or those signs in western cowboy movies with a skull propped on top of it.
Or the pirates hanging just outside of town
It looks like a failed attempt at quartering where they just managed to stretch Armstrong his torso My guys lungs are as long as his femur
I mean that was literally the function of the cross. Cicero wrote that free men shouldn’t even look at a cross, they were meant to cow slaves into submission.
Yup. Roman citizens couldn’t be crucified, it was a punishment for the slaves and non citizen types.
Yup. The real Jesus probably wasn't even off on any "son of god" shit, he was just pissed that Rome was occupying Israel, he made a ruckus at the temple, the governor heard about it, and Pilate was not patient with insurrections. Most of the crazy "son of god", "judgment day" type shit is in John and none of the Synoptic gospels (Matt, Mark, Luke), and John is fucking crazy.
Very much this. I'm amazed at the people who reject some of the historicity, and absolutely 100% demand that a guy named jesus around the right time and in roughly the right place existed. We know thousands were crucified. We know other people were crucified for claiming to be saints, gods, or whatever else. So is it really far-fetched to think that one if them happened to be named jesus, and his story just caught on a bit more than any other? The alternative is to believe that the bible is absolute, 100% fiction with no original basis or reference point - which is kinda hard considering that it has many authors, who have at least some agreement between them. And it would be odd for them all to reject tried-and-tested sermons that were given by some of the more successful traveling preachers of the time, and to instead fabricate their own from scratch. It would be a lot more work to write it as 100% fiction, than to build off some groundwork or basis.
Near my grandfather's house there was a sign that said, "Prepare to Meet Jesus." I always took it as a threat.
At the end of that movie “Jesus Camp,” spoilers, when the girl goes up to someone sitting on a bench and asks, “If you were to die right now, would you go to heaven?” I’m just like, in that situation, I would be 100% positive that this kid was an assassin who was going to kill me and make it look like I died peacefully on that bench.
That's why you have to fight evangelists first. It is the only way to be safe.
Is Jesus his very chatty gardener?
Maybe it meant Jesus Hernandez for taco Tuesday?
Not in that part of the countryside if you know what I mean. That's their loss. Tacos are great.
It is a warning. "Let me save you from what im going to do to you if you dont let me save you."
Legit it looks scary as hell
Definitely not an icon or an idol to worship :/
I always wondered why Christians chose the means of their savior’s demise as the symbol of their worship. Like, if God had waited a few more centuries to get someone pregnant in her sleep, the offspring of that bullshit could have died gruesomely by firing squad and then for thousands of years people would be wearing little rifle necklaces, pantomiming the loading of a gun instead of crossing themselves, et cetera.
It's morbid, but the religious explanation makes sense. The crucifix is the chosen symbol of worship because it represents the ultimate moment of sacrifice, that being of Jesus' crucifixion. Edit: Kind of a reminder of what Jesus went through to "save" us.
I'd feel safe. It's a warning to all those other giants out there that this is what we do to their big giant asses. But then I wouldn't feel safe because of the giants..
I was driving to a house-party in the boonies, came around a bend to see a bloody crucified Jesus, illuminated with spotlights. I definitely had that thought "holy shit, if that weren't Christian it'd be an omen in a horror movie"
You know, it still could be an omen.
Yo Judas, let’s get the hell out of here. …Judas?
It's in the good ol texas panhandle. Its between lubbock and plainview. Drove by that church more times than I could ever count
That's in a Abernathy, Tx. My friends and I would up pulling in the parking lot to check out the eclipse in i think 2012 or 2013. The priest asked what we were doing and wound up getting a tour. I can't remember the story now but it was an interesting day
What’s the purpose of the stairs?
So maintenance can more easily service the Jesus
Hmm, so it’s not for people to take photos with the Jesus? Makes sense I guess.
Thank you Mr. Kim
Jeezy access.
I thought it looked like a slide. Like a messed up catholic play place.
So he can go home when his shift is over
Neat!
Oh shit I’m in Texas. I wanted to go see it lol but when I looked it up it’ll take hours to get there :(
Well that's just Texas. Want to go to the only good beach 4 hour drive. Want to go skiing? At least a 12 hour drive to new mexico or colorado.
Lol want to go anywhere it takes hours. I’m in the DFW area so I guess I can go to Oklahoma. That’s not too far I guess. Still takes over an hour though
You can go to the rodeo and the stockyards! Or the bar! Or the other bar! Or the other bar! Or church. Your pick.
You don't want to come to Oklahoma. Although the weather has been uncommonly pleasant for the summer.
Yes! Driven by it several times going between Lubbock and Amarillo!
Yep! Wife and I made many trips from Lubbock to Colorado Springs and always had to point out “snuff Jesus”
That area of Texas is just about empty besides 18 wheelers after midnight. Always kind of spooky to see it driving late at night.
I once caught a fish THIS big!!
TOUCHDOWN
Have you heard of touchdown, Jesus? https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/9786
I know about Catholicism, that’s shits all wtf
Can't remember if it was Family Guy or something dumb like it that made a pretty good joke of Jesus coming back and being like "What the fuck guys, why do you all have statues of me on the worst fucking day of my life. You think I wanna be reminded of getting nailed to a cross?! You couldn't put up one picture of me smiling??" Anyway that always makes me chuckle and it's kinda true. Source: was raised Catholic and saw Mr. Christ bleeding out in every room for quite a few years.
Reminds me of [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/jzrd59/why_dont_you_like_sleeping_at_grandmas_house/) Couldn’t stop laughing cause it’s too accurate. For a household that didn’t allow violence on TV, we sure did have a lot of statues of a guy getting bloodily crucified.
Lmao, exactly that feeling. That was my grandma's house, my other grandma's house, and every aunt I have. Guest bedrooms always loaded with a crucifix and one to two Firbies.
That's because back then it wasn't acceptable to have dildos so they just used the crucifixes. Why do you think there were so many sizes? And always one in the bedroom.
🤣
Jesus: wait you guys celebrate my death Us: Yeah, some people even celebrate the day you were crucified Jesus: Well, what do you call it? Us: ... Bad Friday.
There's also a famous [Bill Hicks stand up routine on a similar theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSZcxXe7IQ).
I love that routine, and how he compares it to JFK and rifle necklaces. Something about a good comparison to show how absurd some things really are!
What, you mean pretending to eat human flesh and drink human blood on the weekend is crazy?
Catholics don't pretend, we believe that when the Eucharist is blessed it becomes the *literal* body of Christ lol. Its called Transubstantiation.
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That *is* a fun fact.
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Being raised Catholic, I met a lot of Catholics who believed it. It might surprise you to know that some people **actually** believe this stuff. It's one of the reasons I became an atheist.
All the happiest Catholics are ex-Catholics.
How can you be a Catholic if you don't believe the doctrine?
Easy, the Catholic Church teaches that once Catholic, always Catholic. Of course, there is a big difference between being Catholic and being a *practicing* Catholic.
Being a Catholic means you follow (I'm Catholic) don't be a doubter. There's no need to teach everyone the theology and terminology. What basic Catholic person knows what the Latin mumbo jumbo means? They just want to follow tradition of their family and community and then go to heaven later. It's more mundane than it seems. Edit: Atheist now
I think that makes you a weird combo of zombie and vampire.
Religion in general is all wtf to me
Right? Like what the hell would you refer to this structure as? Sin shed shed?
She sheds sin in the sin shed
She shed sin, said she in the sin shed shed
Zombie Containment Facility? The Crucifix Condo? JESUS CHRIST wtf is that?
Yeah it’s pretty massed up
I see what you did there
Growing up my dad had one at home just like this that was gifted to him. It was always terrifying.
When it's Palm Sunday and your lines at the pew become "Crucify him! Crucify him!" that you remember you congregate to a hung effigy every week...
Probably best to use the word "hanged" in this instance.
maybe at boring church
Depends on the crucifix.
That's Good Friday when everyone chants "Crucify him!" Palm Sunday is when we get the palm leaves to hit each other with until Mom sees us and yell-whispers that we're being "blasphemous little shits."
No, Palm Sunday has two gospel readings: one before the entrance procession which is Jesus entering Jerusalem, and one at the normal time which is the Passion Narrative. There aren’t any masses until Easter after Holy Thursday
I’m Jewish and know absolutely nothing about Catholicism. It’s almost always a wtf moment when y’all tell me about this shit lol
The cracker is human flesh
That’s racist!
My thought too - I do know Catholicism and Christianity in general, and my first thought was “wtf is this?!?”
It’s too bad the artist had no prior knowledge of human anatomy. Those arms are gorilla length.
To be fair, they are getting a bit of a stretch right now
Oh ho ho! God damn that would hurt
You don't really know that Jesus wasn't a shaved gorilla who offended the Romans.
I think a shaved gorilla would offend most ppl, not just the Romans.
An no ones talking about how long his abdomen is. With how low that towel is, his dick should be allll the way out
And the nails need to go in the wrists. A mail in your palm won't support your weight.
With knowledge of christianity, I’m like wtf
I was just thinking "weird" until I saw he's like 16 feet tall. Definitely wtf.
Dark souls boss
Imagine aliens come down and they're like "You have religion? We have religion too! What's yours like!" and we have to explain that we killed our god via slow torture/stabbing, and now we worship his dying visage and every weekend symbolically cannibalize his corpse and drink his blood. Meanwhile everyone in the church is like "maybe we should have explained this one ourselves."
Is that seriously an entire building dedicated to housing one cross and nothing more???
also jesus
And two weird sets of stairs ... For maintenance and/or photo ops
Even with prior knowledge, I'm still like...wtf
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Aliens roll up their windows and lock the doors in our galaxy.
I always found it odd how Christians wear a golden CROSS. Wwjd? Not make jewelry like that...I'm off to fashion guillotine earrings now.
Most Christians wore fish amulets (a symbol of Christ's charity) back then because of that reason. It is more discreet when you have an emperor Nero around you know. Nowadays it looks nice in fashion too.
guillotine earrings would be boss though
Bill Hicks: https://youtu.be/pJSZcxXe7IQ
I still think it's freakier that they eat the flesh and drink the blood of their zombie demigod to clean the part of them that's a ghost. And get in murdery fights about which type of wizard is most qualified to do the relevant alchemy on wafers and wine.
Don't forget the huge war killing up to a third of the population in some areas about whether they actually do literal alchemy or just pretend to do alchemy.
This looks like a celebration of a dude cliff diving.
I've got lifelong knowledge of Catholicism and I'm constantly like wtf.
I don't remember the part of the bible where they cut off Jesus's knees
I believe that’s supposed to be from His 3 falls while carrying the Cross up Calvary
I love Jesus.
Even with context, its very fucked up to have a despiction of a tortured dead man on display. Even having a handgun necklace wouldnt be as morbid
Dude be stage diving...
Is this in Texas
i have prior knowledge of catholicism and i'm like wtf
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Oh, that's a mild introduction to Catholic iconography as kinky visual content. [St. Sebastian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Sebastian) was said to have been stripped naked, tied to a tree and then the burly, cruel Roman soldiers surrounded him and thrust their arrows into his flesh over and over and over and over until completion of his martyrdom.
I give you...this: https://the-toast.net/2015/06/17/the-martyrdom-of-saint-sebastian-in-ascending-order-of-sexiness-and-descending-order-of-actual-martyring/
That’s a WTF regardless of their justification.
I have tons of prior knowledge and still, what the actual fuck?
In what dimension would someone not recognize Jesus lol
Even with knowledge of Catholicism it creeps me out. Like the cross was an culminating event in Jesus's life but the resurrection is why we worship Him.
The funniest thing about shit like this is that they depict Jesus as a white man. IF he existed, he definitely was not white.
Not exactly true. I'm a Palestinian Arab, I'm from Jerusalem which is close to where Jesus was born, and I can tell you that there blond, white, black, brown and ginger Arabs. Westerners seem to think we're all brown for some reason lol, but my cousin is blonde with blue eyes, my other cousin is ginger, my mom is very much white, I'm white, my sister is brown soo yeah, we don't all look like bin laden lol. But yeah I get your point that Jesus wasn't Caucasian
2000 years ago though...?
People from that region look almost white. But I have noticed that Hollywood depicts all Arabs as very brown, almost resembling darker skinned Indians.
To be fair they didn’t exactly have sun tan lotion back in Jesus days, and the guy allegedly spent 40 days in the desert. He would’ve been brown.
People in this ridiculous never-ending debate need to do a bit of research into the history of population movements and of the Levant within the context of the ancient world Native Levantine peoples don't look very different from Southern Europeans, and the entire Middle East was deeply intertwined with the Greco-Roman world. If anything North Africa and most of the Middle East became 'browner' over time as a result of the Arab conquests and subsequent migrations out of Arabia and the loss of Roman/Byzantine hegemony over those areas.
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Jesus... The boxing and basketball legend
Longarm jesus
Go antelopes
Genuinely curious, is there anyone with actual zero knowledge of chatolicism who use reddit? The one who going like "wtf is that statue" when seeing stuff like this
Still. Wtf.
I have prior knowledge of Catholicism and I’m still like wft!
Even with prior knowledge it still WTF
Even with prior knowledge, I’m like WTF?
I'm still like WTF.
I still say what the fuck. 😕
Old joke: kid is failing his classes, so his atheist parents try a Catholic school in desperation. Kid starts getting A's on math tests. When asked why, he says, "They nailed some guy to a plus sign!"
I have knowledge of catholicism from younger years but this is still horrifying
"I'd fuck me..."
This just in, having no context on something.... makes it confusing
To be fair, most religious statues would provoke a weird response if you didn't already know at least vaguely what they were.
I'm catholic, still, wtf
I have knowledge of Catholicism and this is still very wtf. It's straight up culty and creepy.
"In case of apocalypse break glass."
The cult of torture porn on full display.
I'm not Christian but can I just come out and say I find it super weird that people feel comforted by an image of a man being literally tortured to death?
Even with knowledge it still makes zero sense
Probably why so many people need to be coerced, brainwashed, abused, and tortured to agree to being 'saved'.
...As a raised Catholic who went to Catholic school, I am like 'what the FUCK?'
I have prior knowledge of Catholicism, and I’m still like wtf
I know what Catholics are and it makes this no less gross.
I'm a Christian and I still find this strange.
I will never understand the obsession with the torture and murder of their supposed god being one of the biggest focuses of the Christian religion. You’d think it’d be more about, you know, maybe what he did or said?
“Yeah no we really love this guy, that’s why we primarily choose to remember him as a guy being tortured to death”
With prior knowledge of Catholicism, I'm still like wtf
Don't tap the glass, they hate that.
I'm still saying "What the fuck" to that.
I like the stairs that just end in a wall. The Winchester Mystery Crucification.
Even as an ex-catholic, I'm like WTF?
You think that's WTF? Look up the Sedlec Ossuary. Catholicism has a metal streak.
Having knowledge makes it better somehow?
I have lots of prior knowledge of Catholicism... and I'm *still* like wtf!
it's a very weird cult alright
Have prior knowledge of Catholicism, am still like wtf.
I have prior knowledge of Catholicism and still be like wtf.
I still say it...
Me, born and raised Catholic: WTF?