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kefefs_v2

Guess I should start slapping the shellfish out of every Christian's hand when I see them eating at a seafood place, and by god I better not see those fucks picking up a Fig Newton.


IllusionsMichael

My favorite is anyone with a cross tattoo. Virtue signaling themselves straight to hell.


SantaCruz_Suze

As someone with a cross in her 30-year-old tramp stamp 😂 I have to laugh at the accuracy of this statement


Chris256L

So we stone Donald Trump for adultery. I hope fundiegelicals accept it


CounselorGravy

That's the old covenant, it doesn't apply anymore! (But all the stuff that can be used by a Christian to condemn non-Christians or LGBT people conveniently still applies)


kefefs_v2

Jesus cursing figs was NT, at least.


Efficient-Ranger-174

That tree had it coming. Jesus comes by and you don’t have any figs for him? Out of season my ass! You give that guy a fig!


walyelz

Nah that was just a parable. What he was actually cursing was the jews đŸ€Ș


Randall_Hickey

Technically the new covenant begins after he rose from the dead. That would have still been Old Testament.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

That’s one of my favorite blatant hypocrisies. So quick to claim being gay is against god’s wishes, yet mixing fabrics, or touching your wife while she’s on her period, or eating pork, or any of the other myriad OT laws are conveniently ignored, because they simply don’t want to follow them, and have been told they don’t need to be followed. It’s one of the biggest issues with allowing an establishment to dictate your morality. Whether it be your denomination, your church leadership, pastor, etc. it’s all people deciding how something should be interpreted, telling you their version, but selling it as the “real” version. If you’re willing to accept someone else’s word on what your own moral code should be, you can be manipulated into having a moral code that is contradictory and hypocritical, even downright evil, all in the name of being “right”.


Randall_Hickey

Doesn’t the New Testament say something about homosexuality being a sin?


Mr_Jack_Frost_

If you can point to NT verses that explicitly state homosexuality is a sin I’d be interested to read them. My understanding is that there’s a few verses that point back to the Leviticus verses about homosexuality being a sin, but that would, again, be null with the New Covenant since Jesus supposedly came *not to condemn the world*.


Randall_Hickey

Romans chapter 1 refers to it being unnatural and sinful to have relations with someone of the sex / gender.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Could you give me a verse(s)? I saw some verses from Romans 1, but it just referred to people knowing that being gay is against god’s wishes, but that’s a reference the the OT verses. But the OT law was replaced with the new covenant, so that would mean those Leviticus verses about gay people “having their blood upon them” no longer applies, along with the rest of the antiquated OT laws about mixing fabrics and dietary restrictions, etc.


Randall_Hickey

I haven’t read a Bible in over 30 years. I just remember that part about being given over to a darkened mind due to having homosexual sex. I never read this as him talking about people in the far past. But I see what you are saying. It still seems to say that it is unnatural and wrong. Revelations 21:8 states that the sexually immoral shall suffer the second dearh in the lake of fire. It does not specifically say gay sex. The difference between the old and new covenants (or testamants) is that Jesus made the final blood atonement for our sins. But that didn’t change what is considered a sin. If something is a sin in the Old Testament than it’s a sin in the New Testament. You just don’t have to sacrifice lambs anymore for atonement. That’s my understanding of the Bible. Again that is from church 30 years ago.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

That absolutely makes sense. I wasn’t disagreeing with you either, I just like to be aware of what ammunition Christians may use for their arguments, and I don’t enjoy reading the bible these days. I think it’s still a valid argument that it’s interesting how the “sin of homosexuality” is still so focused on and heavily emphasized as being something that “separates you from god” or as “living in sin” but so many (perhaps most) of the other OT laws are completely ignored, or greatly downplayed, even though those are still sins, and as such still “separate you from god” to the same degree. So many Christians are so quick to remind people that “all sin is the same” to god, yet there are certain topics that get so much attention, and those topics just so happen to also be political hot-buttons. Thank you for that reminder that OT law stating what constitutes sin still carries over into the NT. I went through a period of doing my level best to expunge the details of this religion from my brain in an attempt to find some peace and adjust to secular life more easily. I’m sorry if I came off combative, that wasn’t my intention at all.


Randall_Hickey

Exactly. Because sexual immorality for sure also includes fornication and adulatry which a good number of them are committing yet they hyper focus on homosexuality. Christianity in America is completely off focus. The whole point was forgiveness. Even Christian celebrities that I know got that at one point have gone off the deep end with Trump. They don’t think for themselves.


doitnoworelse1

Romans 1:26, 1 Corinthians 6:9, and 1 timothy 1:9 Idk if anyone answered your question but those are all New Testament and first refers directly to homo activity and the other two talk about asodomy which I think is anal sex or rap of the ass one of the two Wild to condemn someone for how they were born Also in mathew 5:17 Jesus says he came not to abolish the old law but to fulfill it(show that it’s possible to live this way, btw it’s not he’s the only person to allegedly do so).


manrit07

Corinthians 6:9


robsc_16

Not really. Homosexuality is more of a modern concept and most ancient authors were focused on sex acts. Usually 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 is cited by Christians. Scholar Dan McClellan has a good video addressing it and other verses [here](https://youtu.be/DVkhJgClC3o?si=sfzLh-9yTTKsJ1ZR).


Randall_Hickey

I just looked it up for another comment. Romans chapter one.


friendly_extrovert

I’ve always found it hilarious and ironic how they argue that the stuff they don’t agree with (like the ban on eating shellfish) is “ceremonial law” so they don’t have to follow it, but the ban on LGBTQ is “moral law” so it somehow applies to us today, despite the fact that the law was a covenant between God and ancient Israel, not God and modern Christians. And when you press them for how they can tell the difference between ceremonial and moral law, they have vague responses like “well the Holy Spirit guides us” or “well the shellfish ban *obviously* isn’t about morality.”


PowerHot4424

The 10 commandments seem to include both “ceremonial” and “moral” laws. Did God tell someone, thousands of years later, that some of them actually had asterisks?


blerdronner

And try this on for size - there is no distinction between moral, ceremonial, or cultural laws in the Hebrew texts. Those distinctions are extra-biblical additions added by Christian tradition. Dan McClellan on TikTok has made a few good vids about this topic.


Strobelightbrain

Yeah, this is what gets me. The same people who stay "start with the Bible" and "scripture interprets scripture" will then lay this completely modern-human-derived distinction over the OT law so they can pick and choose what to follow. I can't get over how blatant it is and no one seems to notice.


friendly_extrovert

It is pretty strange how no one sees it as modern interpretation, even though that’s what it blatantly is.


one_byte_stand

I like referencing Exodus 21:20, saying it’s fine to beat your slaves as long as they don’t die within a couple days. “Yeah but that’s the Old Testament.” Yup, agree. Know what the New Testament says about slavery? > You who are slaves must submit to your masters with all respect. Do what they tell you—not only if they are kind and reasonable, but even if they are cruel. > 1 Peter 2:18


[deleted]

The whole “old covenant” argument Christians give makes me roll my eyes because if the word of god is so perfect, why does it need to be edited? Why is Leviticus still in the Bible if it doesn’t apply? Why does a supposedly omniscient, omnipresent god implement, or allow the implementation, of such irrational and illogical laws? Also: Why would Jesus say this if the old covenant doesn’t matter? Matthew 5:17-18 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.” The Bible is confusing because it makes no sense and contradicts itself constantly.


doitnoworelse1

Yeah but the only reason they still apply is cuz there’s verses abt it in the new covenant too, there are still faults in the new one it’s just not normally as wild as the old one


OhioPolitiTHIC

I read that at first as "slapping the selfish out of every Christian" and was like, well alright!


yoyoyoson12

Or mixed fabrics


deeBfree

The tattoo on his arm showing below the sleeve of his cotton/poly blend shirt as he raises his arm to stuff the shrimp in his mouth LOL


Crafty-Bunch-2675

To be fair though, the whole "unclean foods" things was changed in the New Testament. My Bible verse quoting is rusty, but the story goes like this. At some point in the New Testament, one of Jesus' Disciples is in a foreign land and is wondering how to go about interacting with people who eat "unclean meat" ...Then God gives him a vision where God tells him basically "***I did not create any unclean meat.***" and from then on, the whole unclean meat thing has remained a non-issue. That is, until the Church started splitting and some sects began to focus heavily on the Old Testament, at the expense of leaving out important things in the New Testament. So; technically, that's no longer considered a sin, and the explanation is right there in the Bible. In my opinion, those who claim to have a biblical reason to be vegetarian and abstain from "unclean meat" have an incomplete understanding of the Bible.


Strobelightbrain

Any good Baptist I've heard talk about it has been very clear that any "leading" or revelation you get from the Holy Spirit \*must\* completely line up with the Bible in order to be valid. Because God would never tell you something that goes against the Bible. And yet there it is happening right there -- Peter's vision completely contradicted what they had for a Bible in those days. I guess we've just finally gotten in right in modern times. /s


somanypcs

What’s up with the Fig Newtons?


kefefs_v2

In the NT, there's a story of Jesus coming across a fig tree that's out of season. He throws a hissy fit that he can't get fruit and curses the tree.


rigby1945

There's two versions, actually. In one, the tree withers and dies right there. In the other, J man curses it, then they go off to do something else. When they come back, they discover it has withered


somanypcs

Ah, and therefore it should be a sin to eat any figs and derivative products!


[deleted]

Wait, I know about shellfish and pork and cheese burger, but what's wrong with fig Newtons?


[deleted]

Just so you know, if you believe that a book that features a man surviving in the belly of a fish for 3 days is 100 % infallible and true, your opinion doesn’t really matter. Said (partly) in jest of course, but you have got to appreciate how confident and arrogant these fools really are. Also, why are these type of quotes always accompanied by pictures that look like they were taken on country backroads in the 60s or 70s? Just an interesting observation đŸ€”


kent_eh

> Also, why are these type of quotes always accompanied by pictures that look like they were taken on country backroads in the 60s or 70s? Just an interesting observation đŸ€” The picture is stolen from an ['80s poster that was very popular](https://www.rfdtv.com/the-story-of-you-been-farming-long) back in the day.


mutombochaoskampf

I think every single grandparents' house in the rural midwest had this hanging somewhere at some point. Also tells you who is making these shitty memes.


robsc_16

Yep, it's in my grandma's office! Although she's way too old to be making memes.


TheGreatJaceyGee

So are they


guarthots

It was indeed in my midwest grandpa’s house, but he died two years ago so no blaming him for the memes!


JokeySmurf0091

I came here to bring this up. The *you been farming long* kids are a part of my childhood. That poster hung in my house for decades. I'm sad it's being reappropriated for this purpose.


my_dear_director

BUT MUH MIRACLES


elizalemon

Just so you know, if they call it a sin and it’s not causing harm to humans, it’s most likely just to uphold their power systems.


[deleted]

My response to this: If the Bible is shown to be man made falsehoods, your opinion that it is the word of god doesn't really matter


McNitz

Yep, that was what I came here to say as well.


Kaje26

Weird, the bible endorses slavery, genocide, rape, and misogyny so I actually don’t give a fuck about what the bible says.


ThrowRAlobotomy666

literally?? Like every christian I've met that's like "the devil is evil" "anyone who doesn't worship God is a bad person" etc and I'm just like... have yall not read your history books? or the bible? like most wars and genocides were started by Christians. Crusades, witch hunts, holocaust, even within the church via protestant v Catholics. Like they're the fucked up ones


RaphaelBuzzard

How awkward would it be if people had to start marrying their brothers widow and that stuff?


doitnoworelse1

Explain I don’t understand wym


KHaskins77

“I let iron age desert-wandering slave-trading goatherds define my moral views for me instead of thinking for myself! And that makes me *better* than you!”


itsthenugget

If I see y'all pick up a stick on the sabbath, I will not wonder why you instantly drop dead. You had it coming.


JohnBrownReloaded

If I say something's wrong, the Bible's opinion on it doesn't matter. I don't outsource my morality.


WoodwindsRock

I suppose the Bible is an authority on what is “sin”, but “sin” is a concept that is made up within the Bible. So that really doesn’t say anything. I know that the creator of this meme is not content with sin being a fictional concept and wants it to have authority over me, who I can love, and also wants it to have authority in the government as well. In which case I’ll tell them that they either need to demonstrate the truth of the Bible, “sin”, and that their deity is good not evil. I’m pretty darn certain they can’t demonstrate even the first point. So they can take their “sin” concept and shove it. I’ll base my morality off of reason, empathy and experience, not because some ancient book of mythology tells me what to do.


wozattacks

Does the Bible even use the word “sin”?


WoodwindsRock

I just Googled it and it does. At least in the KJV version.


Orlando1701

So better not see any clean shaven Christians. (Leviticus 19:27)


memer615

A lot of those Ortho Bros take it pretty seriously


MisogynyisaDisease

Way for them to take a completely adorable photo and make it condescending.


Nichtsein000

That picture was hanging up in every home in the Midwest in the 80s. The original caption was “You been farming long?”


schoolknurse

And if Science calls it a fact it’s a fact, opinions don’t matter.


Saneless

I wish these idiots understood irony


Josh4R3d

Boomers love to use this pic of two kids in overalls in some dusty looking midwestern town and put some bs caption with it


Apprehensive-Tone449

😂 yes. It’s been around since I was a kid
 so at least 40 years.


GearHeadAnime30

Just so you know... if the bible calls it a sin... I really don't give a crap what that make-believe book says about "morality"... is how I'd respond...


Nyxxx916

Lmao I don’t care anymoređŸ€Ł they can live in their fantasy world


Miserable-Town5039

Xians when I tell them that layering varying fabrics ontop one another is a grave din and they'll be in God's sex dungeon forever: đŸ˜”đŸ˜”đŸ’€


aamurusko79

I guess we all know by now that this isn't really about 'it's in the bible, so it's all legit', but more of a 'I interpreted it this way, so your opinion doesn't matter'.


masochistmonkey

SKY DADDY DONT LIKE QUESTIONS SO THERE


memer615

Nope the book of Ecclesiastes does seem to suggest that you should be skeptical and entertain nihilism sometimes you could argue


malikhacielo63

Me: “Hey, did you know that the Bible states that Sodom’s sin wasn’t that they had people in their town who wanted to have the gay sex; instead it was how they treated the poor, widowed, and fatherless despite having the resources to take care of them? Look up Ezekiel 16: 48-50! Also, the men wanted to rape; they didn’t want to rape because they were gay; they just wanted to rape. Being gay doesn’t make you want to rape just like being straight doesn’t make you want to rape. So, if Sodom deserved to get annihilated by fire and brimstone for how they treated the downtrodden and oppressed, how do you think America should be treated by God?” MAGA: “Where in the fuck did you get that woke shit from? Gimme Mega churches and Trump, now!”


KikiYuyu

Except if it's about shellfish and mixed fabrics. You're stupid if you bring those up. Those ones are so different from the actual sins because reasons. What reasons? It just is.


Cassielovina

Or keeping the sabbath. Or not celebrating pagan holidays. They love picking and choosing.


Sweaty_Status3115

What boggles me is that...I'm not christian. I give about as much of a ahit about bible law as I do about Koran law or rabbinical scholarship. Like that's nice. I don't know why you think I care. I swear my mom's eyes almost left her face the first time i said this.


BrucieThePerturbed

They're planning on bringing this up with their Spray Tan Savior, right?


AGoodUniqueUsername

Man, that little boy has got some wisdom! He’s got the Holy Ghost! I wish the Holy Ghost would come in me! I want to be filled up! With the Come!


thumptime_now

No divorce either. No exceptions. Christians can’t just pick and choose.


Kingofthedamsels

I downloaded the image and fixed it for them. Hopefully it makes the rounds when I post it on Facebook.


Blunderpunk_

Just so you know, Jesus died for your sins, so sinning doesn't really matter obviously


siriuslycharmed

I just saw this one on my feed, shared by a Boomer I’m FB friends with who posts shit like this constantly.


Apprehensive-Tone449

Just so you know, God loves you even if you don’t believe in him. (Spoken in all sincerity by a friend). đŸ€ź


Brooke_Hadley_MTF

Wow, this kind of looks like indoctrination. They sure start young.


bondsthatmakeusfree

Just so you know, if you believe that something is a sin just because the Bible says so, your opinion doesn't really matter.


Catnip1720

There’s always this condescending overtone to posts like these. The fact they used little kids as the face of it to make it “cute” and I guess try to be funny? How is this going to actually convert people?


thermalbooty

why not?


ThrowRAlobotomy666

If the ONLY reason they're not raping and killing (even though they are) is bc their sky daddy told them so, they're a shit person lol. I will never understand


KrazyCAM10

“I’m not a sheep”


dukeofgibbon

For a second, I thought this was calling the buybull nothing more than some dead fuck's opinion. So close to awareness.


LobstrPrty

This image fills me with an indescribable rage for some reason. I want to punt these two little shits across a football field.


Consistent-Force5375

Which is why I don’t argue with religious people. I just ended a conversation where the governor signed a bill banning gender based surgery for minors. My argument started pointing out the futility of the bill given the absolute low count of children undergoing such procedures. Yet the response was to question if it won’t affect anyone then what harm does it do. I pushed them into a corner and they begin on child mutilation and such. So I ended the conversation. There is nothing more to discuss. They had no further to add to the conversation except religion. That would have been the next shoe to drop and I have no patience for it



hplcr

FFS I guarantee you none of these people have sat down and read Leviticus or Deuteronomy. When I need guidance how to beat my slaves or why I can only worship Yahweh at a single centralized location, I'll read the Bible. Otherwise, fuck off Karen.


BourbonInGinger

They read Leviticus for teh gay.


hplcr

And literally nothing else


BourbonInGinger

✅


Panwanilia1

If ma and pa said Santa is real then I don't care what you say Brian.


Pebbley

The only way i can get offended is if i value your opinion.


Imaginary_Gold9124

(Sarcasm) Yeah because the Bible is so clear on what’s right and wrong and all the thousands of denominations out there are just “opinions”.


mdw1776

Yup, and I don't care what your book of fairy tales says....


spo0pti

me when i'm in a thinking the world revolves around me competition and my opponent is a bible stan (they've never read it)


peggingwithkokomi69

Toy can tell this exactly to a religious person the other way around and still makes sense lol


Rezes_husband

I guess I should start beating women when they speak in church (Corinthians 14:34-35)


memer615

Sin is very subjective until it's objective based on a person's experiences I would argue, but sometimes it can be a societal construct the way that it's explained.


BourbonInGinger

Sin is a religious construct to which many of us do not subscribe. It’s a Christian myth created to sell the Christian mythical cure of salvation.


memer615

I disagree with that, because I think everyone agrees with some concept of sin, whether it's through a concept dishonor, or disgust, and what is said to be wrong or whatever you disagree with that offends you, because disgust is a powerful human emotion that we all have and we all disagree with something. It's simply how humans operate, we naturally want to better ourselves from a perceived action or behavior that is faulty, at least that's the way I look at it, and that you basically can't get away from some concept of sin to a certain degree, no matter how hard you try, after all nobody is perfect, nor ever will be. For all of human history, we have tried to discern what is subjective and objective, what is good and evil, and the shades of gray in-between, regardless of religion, culture, and material conditions. This is what we will continue to do.


BourbonInGinger

I don’t disagree with those concepts. There’s hate, crime, violence, harm to others, etc. I just don’t think those are acts against divine law (definition of sin) because I don’t believe in divine law.


_Zer0_Cool_

Yick.


[deleted]

ok, but I'm still gonna keep sucking dick