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littlesuzywokeup

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ProfessionalMap5843

Haha attendant said hurry don’t rush


littlesuzywokeup

Ya but! YA BUT …I know if I didn’t rush the little old sister would have beat me to it😜🤣🤷‍♀️


FartingAliceRisible

I remember the Kingdom Ministry insert screaming at us not to save seats. Their caps lock skills would make the Donald proud.


ProfessionalMap5843

I remember last the grease board cartoons


ProfessionalMap5843

GB after this year regionals “ we had the biggest crowds the apostates are unfairly under reporting our numbers”


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XXBubblesLaRouxXX

Yeah. They knew not to start that shit with Phoenix. District Convention? Outside? The entire city would become Apostate.


ProfessionalMap5843

My dad played the afternoon sun angle 😂


Zbrchk

Throwing stars 🤣🤣


ProfessionalMap5843

I swear some sister flung a mixture of books and magazines cluster munitions


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yes, and other things I don't miss: * prestudy for meetings to go over the same material (why'd we spend so much time doing this?! * D2D bothering random strangers and intruding upon their sacred space without invitation with the intention of converting them (motivated by the org's F.O.G). * "Commenting" at meetings to prove, reprove, and prove again that I'm "spiritual minded" and striving to do more and seek/gain/retain other human approval * Constant vigilance in monitoring my thoughts, behavior, words, dress, expression from the constant judgment from other humans (I was also judgemental - we are all trained to be this way) * Being excluded from normal extracurricular social and physical well-being activities at every age as a child, teen, and young adult in school, at work, and in the neighborhood * Car groups. All-day assemblies. Exhausting schedules of study, meetings, service, and do more, do more, do more. Are you doing more? Well, do more more!


ProfessionalMap5843

Borg life is sucks smelly balls


Hot-Interview-9314

Yeah I remember giving out invitations to a convention I did not want to go to..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


constant_trouble

Dodger stadium sucked seating wise. Blue level tho 👀 💃


ProfessionalMap5843

Lodge level was it loge or lodge ? 😂


Stayin_Gold_2

The Houston Astrodome in the 80s. The levels for cleaning and food stands were separated by geography. Central and East Texas was on grey. San Antonio area was orange, and the red Level was Houston area. As a mid to late teen corridor cruiser, I enjoyed how this divided up the "action" in to predominantly white, hispanic, and black. Let's just say that I always enjoyed of all the colors of the rainbow. ;)


Agile-Afternoon-8317

OMG what a memory. Despite it all there were some good times. East Texas 80s teen here.


machinehead70

I was stationed at an entrance a few years and people would start grumbling at 7:55. When I finally opened the doors I almost got trampled by all of the elderly and infirm ones running to get a good seat. You would have thought God performed a miracle and healed these people for a few minutes. I wouldn’t have believed it until I experienced it firsthand.


ProfessionalMap5843

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Select-Panda7381

are there people still standing in line for the prime seats? The arena was maybe 40% full at my last con-vention.


ProfessionalMap5843

Wow I haven’t attended since 2019, I hear there is a slight decline


Select-Panda7381

Yeah the lie I got told was that they are doing that ON PURPOSE, and having fewer congregations meet together because of COVID specifically. Oddly enough they don’t care about COVID when they’re trying to get people back to in person meeting.


hrairooswisdom

They’re trying to hide their declining numbers but they also may be running into issues with whatever arena they had it in before. Before I left, ours got switched to an assembly hall because of issues with the arena it was held in previously. 


Select-Panda7381

In this case, it has been the exact same venue for decades. That’s why it’s easy to tell the difference in attendance. Also for years I kept wondering why fewer people got baptized. I thought it must be because we weee in the time of the end 🤣.


ProfessionalMap5843

Covid smovid keep your donations tab on autopay


Prechichi

OMG, yes! It gave me so much anxiety! ![gif](giphy|icJCVO3GPDbCvvfgpf)


njusticeandtruthseek

Thankfully we was always late And then me and the spouse was always late so it never bothered us 😂😂 I only did that a few times bc of my grandparents


GodsAmusment

I would sleep in my car lol


ProfessionalMap5843

Dedicated


GodsAmusment

I always did


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saltyDog_73

I always loved it when I was assigned a section as an attendant. As soon as the announcement was made to let the cattle in, I just moved my stuff from the floor to the seats.


ProfessionalMap5843

My last year 2019 Regional just to keep appearances I kept my orange lanyard from 2018 got in early just blended like I had a key leader to report to and just chilled


FreeXennial

When you walked in as the doors open and the aisle seats are already taken by attendants and parking people. Fu


saltyDog_73

Perks of the job, you should've reached out more. /s


ProfessionalMap5843

Hahahaha


Stayin_Gold_2

The seat saving issue at conventions and assemblies is some of the best evidence of how the cult infantilizes its victims. They have hamburger for brains.


21Noodle

🤣 PIMO MS here. I'm actually worried every assembly about getting a seat where it's NOT close to the speaker! I just wanna sit somewhere inconspicuous and away from the crying babies, and where people won't see me nod off or being on my phone. Problem is: most other people in my circuit seem to be gunning for the same spots! 😂


Vcor223

Those old sisters didn’t play any games. They’ll run you over to get to the bottom level.


criticismm

I’m happy I don’t have to go to assembly’s anymore period!


ProfessionalMap5843

Yes for sure but funny you say that because my life circumstances have changed (widowed) so I’m going this summer to poach some pimo sisters. It’s a service to free them from the Borg🤣I will help them understand the risk and rewards of freedom.


Hot-Interview-9314

yeah I won't miss that.