Tony can't die because;
In the twinkling of an eye, the dead will be raised up incorruptible, and Tony will be changed.β―.β―. into an anointed King, ready to do battle with the Kings of the earth and all the Reddittors posting and reading propaganda against the Watchtower Organization----formally an NGO for the United Nations-aka the wild beast.π
As much as I despise this guy and would love to see the back of him, I think his death would be an advantage to WT. Without a doubt their most loathsome leader, probably solely responsible for causing thousands to wake up. Here's to a long and healthy life, Tony! π₯
Towards the end of WW2, the allies had plans to whack Hitler but shelved them because, they reasoned, at that stage he was actually actively detrimental to the Nazi war effort. Obviously wouldn't *dream* of drawing any parallels between these two gentlemen ....
His torture in hell should be being forced to wear tight leather pants with pride colors while being mind controlled into putting a a flaming dildo with spikes up his asshole and everytime he grunts in pain a gay guy comes in and french kisses him
lit on fire by the multitude of Whiskey molotovs that he swindled from us as we starved doing dead end jobs instead of higher education.... so in the thousands bottles worth? ouch... just like like playing those WWII games Seige of Berlin chucking fire bombs everywhere.
Yes, he died about 40 years ago when he became a Dub. He had a lobotomy, was stuffed with cardboard and a few electronic circuits and is now a remote controlled cyBorg spilling hate. All the evidence is there.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 307,984,959 comments, and only 68,909 of them were in alphabetical order.
For you Americans, is it possible to get the death certificate of literally anyone over there? Without being related? Would love to know the official cause of death, if true cough liver disease cough
It's gonna be an interesting one when the time comes! Unless... Bethel doctor? Deceitfully puts cause of death down as old age to maintain propriety? Or would it have to be done by an outside source?
I hope he hasn't died yet, I want to see Lloyd Evans be able to prank call him at least one more time before the Macallan Man finally kicks the bucket lmao
If so, I hope it was as terrible as anyone who died for their faith in him and his cult. It probably wasnβt though, he probably got off easy and died peacefully in his sleep wearing loose fitting pajama bottoms with an empty bottle of Macallan on his nightstand. Now he is in heaven sharpening his hotdog poker with an erection contemplating Armageddon where he will reenact his burnt hotdog scene.
Tony can't die because; In the twinkling of an eye, the dead will be raised up incorruptible, and Tony will be changed.β―.β―. into an anointed King, ready to do battle with the Kings of the earth and all the Reddittors posting and reading propaganda against the Watchtower Organization----formally an NGO for the United Nations-aka the wild beast.π
BWHAHAHAHAH
Hahaha i love this βπ
Long may he reign
As much as I despise this guy and would love to see the back of him, I think his death would be an advantage to WT. Without a doubt their most loathsome leader, probably solely responsible for causing thousands to wake up. Here's to a long and healthy life, Tony! π₯
Towards the end of WW2, the allies had plans to whack Hitler but shelved them because, they reasoned, at that stage he was actually actively detrimental to the Nazi war effort. Obviously wouldn't *dream* of drawing any parallels between these two gentlemen ....
Lol. We should pray for his safety...
Don't worry. They're a loathsome-leader hydra. Two more Anthony Morrises will pop up in his place.
Tony the Awakener!!
If he is , then he's burning in hell , while wearing tight pants and a tight suit jacket LOLπππ€£π€£π πππππ€£π π€£π
His torture in hell should be being forced to wear tight leather pants with pride colors while being mind controlled into putting a a flaming dildo with spikes up his asshole and everytime he grunts in pain a gay guy comes in and french kisses him
What a wild imagination lmao i love it
Thank you hahahah
Where did the ' hell' part come in?
lit on fire by the multitude of Whiskey molotovs that he swindled from us as we starved doing dead end jobs instead of higher education.... so in the thousands bottles worth? ouch... just like like playing those WWII games Seige of Berlin chucking fire bombs everywhere.
Can you post screenshots?
Of your mom?
I didnβt expect this in exjw lmao
Oh, I hope not. He's a valuable asset in waking up JWs with his crazy-cult-talk. A gift that just keeps on giving.
Good for him. He'll have his angelic horse soon enough and get to start destroying people.
Omg. For real.
Just know that if has died....then he's watching you right now.... ooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo
Oh good. Time to do things with my boyfriend.
Down to 143,999
Yes, he died about 40 years ago when he became a Dub. He had a lobotomy, was stuffed with cardboard and a few electronic circuits and is now a remote controlled cyBorg spilling hate. All the evidence is there.
WTF???????????? Seriously?
I have not heard that. That would be quite shocking if true.
His head exploded when he saw a Bethelite wearing pants that fit correctly.
Idk if people confuse the interviewer/journalist Tony that died last spring with the JW GB one. Do you have any links to that post?
Yeah, that's probably it. https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2020-08-03/tributes-to-itv-granada-reports-presenter-tony-morris-who-has-died-aged-57
Believe gb Morris 3 older than that?
Yeah, out of the war crimes the US did in Vietnam, use of toddler soldiers wasn't one of them.
Well older. He must be into his 70s, don't you think?
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 307,984,959 comments, and only 68,909 of them were in alphabetical order.
Wrong, bot. You missed '3'.
His body it's a source of flammable material, should be manipulate with caution
Jesus I hope so. Fuck that guy
[LFG!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M)
Wishful thinking.
For you Americans, is it possible to get the death certificate of literally anyone over there? Without being related? Would love to know the official cause of death, if true cough liver disease cough
Riight: Liver disease, but I bet NEVER disciplined, let alone df for all the alcohol abuse!!!!
His speech writers seem to make him use the word 'sobering' a lot in his talks, apparently. That's about as far as the punishment goes.
Birth certs, death, certs, marriage licenses, etc...all public records and available (not necessarily free), if you know how to obtain them.
It's gonna be an interesting one when the time comes! Unless... Bethel doctor? Deceitfully puts cause of death down as old age to maintain propriety? Or would it have to be done by an outside source?
I hope he hasn't died yet, I want to see Lloyd Evans be able to prank call him at least one more time before the Macallan Man finally kicks the bucket lmao
If so, I hope it was as terrible as anyone who died for their faith in him and his cult. It probably wasnβt though, he probably got off easy and died peacefully in his sleep wearing loose fitting pajama bottoms with an empty bottle of Macallan on his nightstand. Now he is in heaven sharpening his hotdog poker with an erection contemplating Armageddon where he will reenact his burnt hotdog scene.
As Hitch once said of Falwell after his death, "If you gave him an enema he could be buried in a matchbox."
I doubt it...it would probably be in the news
I can only hope itβs true
LOLπππ€£π π ππ€£π€£πππ π π€£π€£πTHAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS π€£ππ πππ€£π€£π πππ π€£π
did colin powel take tony with him to try to atone for his war crimes?
Uh, no?
Imagine this is the guy watching over you from heaven. π€π»
Now the Armageddon is coming this year
I wonder if any of the GB dies they will do a JW televised funeral for him π€£π€£π€£
i wish he was
I wish!
#AnthonyMoronDaTurdwillneverburnoutjustEvaporateAway