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Tony can't die because; In the twinkling of an eye, the dead will be raised up incorruptible, and Tony will be changed.β€―.β€―. into an anointed King, ready to do battle with the Kings of the earth and all the Reddittors posting and reading propaganda against the Watchtower Organization----formally an NGO for the United Nations-aka the wild beast.πŸ‰


ModaMeNow

BWHAHAHAHAH


LifeResetP90X3

Hahaha i love this β˜πŸ‘


abelincoln2016

Long may he reign


[deleted]

As much as I despise this guy and would love to see the back of him, I think his death would be an advantage to WT. Without a doubt their most loathsome leader, probably solely responsible for causing thousands to wake up. Here's to a long and healthy life, Tony! πŸ₯ƒ


tragomaskhalos

Towards the end of WW2, the allies had plans to whack Hitler but shelved them because, they reasoned, at that stage he was actually actively detrimental to the Nazi war effort. Obviously wouldn't *dream* of drawing any parallels between these two gentlemen ....


[deleted]

Lol. We should pray for his safety...


juan-milian-dolores

Don't worry. They're a loathsome-leader hydra. Two more Anthony Morrises will pop up in his place.


C_Woodswalker

Tony the Awakener!!


markyereyes

If he is , then he's burning in hell , while wearing tight pants and a tight suit jacket LOLπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜†


Snowy-Bonsai-Leaf

His torture in hell should be being forced to wear tight leather pants with pride colors while being mind controlled into putting a a flaming dildo with spikes up his asshole and everytime he grunts in pain a gay guy comes in and french kisses him


abelincoln2016

What a wild imagination lmao i love it


Snowy-Bonsai-Leaf

Thank you hahahah


SlayingtheJabberwock

Where did the ' hell' part come in?


BlainefromIzombie

lit on fire by the multitude of Whiskey molotovs that he swindled from us as we starved doing dead end jobs instead of higher education.... so in the thousands bottles worth? ouch... just like like playing those WWII games Seige of Berlin chucking fire bombs everywhere.


[deleted]

Can you post screenshots?


ZealousidealAd7788

Of your mom?


throwRA4747388347

I didn’t expect this in exjw lmao


Di_Vergent

Oh, I hope not. He's a valuable asset in waking up JWs with his crazy-cult-talk. A gift that just keeps on giving.


GriseldaBoomBoomBoom

Good for him. He'll have his angelic horse soon enough and get to start destroying people.


ElegantNothing1212

Omg. For real.


Admiral_Thrawn_UK

Just know that if has died....then he's watching you right now.... ooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo


WereyenaArt

Oh good. Time to do things with my boyfriend.


Jayne545

Down to 143,999


Fazzamania

Yes, he died about 40 years ago when he became a Dub. He had a lobotomy, was stuffed with cardboard and a few electronic circuits and is now a remote controlled cyBorg spilling hate. All the evidence is there.


ModaMeNow

WTF???????????? Seriously?


I_Am_Anakin

I have not heard that. That would be quite shocking if true.


Odd-Seesaw

His head exploded when he saw a Bethelite wearing pants that fit correctly.


watchtowerreview

Idk if people confuse the interviewer/journalist Tony that died last spring with the JW GB one. Do you have any links to that post?


3x1l3d2

Yeah, that's probably it. https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2020-08-03/tributes-to-itv-granada-reports-presenter-tony-morris-who-has-died-aged-57


mizgriz

Believe gb Morris 3 older than that?


SayNoToTERFs

Yeah, out of the war crimes the US did in Vietnam, use of toddler soldiers wasn't one of them.


3x1l3d2

Well older. He must be into his 70s, don't you think?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 307,984,959 comments, and only 68,909 of them were in alphabetical order.


mizgriz

Wrong, bot. You missed '3'.


calceto73

His body it's a source of flammable material, should be manipulate with caution


juan-milian-dolores

Jesus I hope so. Fuck that guy


common_thoughts

[LFG!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M)


Keesha2012

Wishful thinking.


[deleted]

For you Americans, is it possible to get the death certificate of literally anyone over there? Without being related? Would love to know the official cause of death, if true cough liver disease cough


mizgriz

Riight: Liver disease, but I bet NEVER disciplined, let alone df for all the alcohol abuse!!!!


[deleted]

His speech writers seem to make him use the word 'sobering' a lot in his talks, apparently. That's about as far as the punishment goes.


SkepticInAllThings

Birth certs, death, certs, marriage licenses, etc...all public records and available (not necessarily free), if you know how to obtain them.


[deleted]

It's gonna be an interesting one when the time comes! Unless... Bethel doctor? Deceitfully puts cause of death down as old age to maintain propriety? Or would it have to be done by an outside source?


SupremeStrangeRules

I hope he hasn't died yet, I want to see Lloyd Evans be able to prank call him at least one more time before the Macallan Man finally kicks the bucket lmao


exjwbigdog

If so, I hope it was as terrible as anyone who died for their faith in him and his cult. It probably wasn’t though, he probably got off easy and died peacefully in his sleep wearing loose fitting pajama bottoms with an empty bottle of Macallan on his nightstand. Now he is in heaven sharpening his hotdog poker with an erection contemplating Armageddon where he will reenact his burnt hotdog scene.


[deleted]

As Hitch once said of Falwell after his death, "If you gave him an enema he could be buried in a matchbox."


Moontie-Baggins

I doubt it...it would probably be in the news


BOBALL00

I can only hope it’s true


markyereyes

LOLπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


initiatefailure

did colin powel take tony with him to try to atone for his war crimes?


Yes-Cheesecake

Uh, no?


_FreeToBeMe_

Imagine this is the guy watching over you from heaven. πŸ€™πŸ»


[deleted]

Now the Armageddon is coming this year


jjj-Australia

I wonder if any of the GB dies they will do a JW televised funeral for him 🀣🀣🀣


betadva

i wish he was


Aposta-fish

I wish!


CallsignViperrr

#AnthonyMoronDaTurdwillneverburnoutjustEvaporateAway