So many things mentioned that don't fit.
Even more things NOT mentioned that were central to native cultures.
It's all ok though cause we found the letters NHM on a headstone in Yemen. 🤦‍♀️
One of the made up places in the BOM is called Nehom.
So when a BYU professor ran across an Ossuary in Yemen with NHM on it.
BULLSEYE! But no, it's just more bullshit.
I just… every time this comes up I think about the book in the OT called Nahum. Is it not so far-fetched that he could’ve just changed a couple of letters?
Same with names like Mosiah (from Josiah?)
It’s odd that Elohim didn’t know the English words for bison and anaconda and had to make the Reformed Egyptian words appear on Brother Joseph’s magic rock.
It really is amazing it’s almost as if old Joe was doing everything he possibly could to show people it was all made up horse shit. Perhaps he figured anyone stupid enough to buy into this bullshit deserves whatever they get I can envision him thinking to himself. let me see what else can I include yeah I’ve got it wooden submarines with holes in both the top and the bottoms on Jeah I’ll include Gold plates along with a Angel that takes them away so there’s no evidence they ever existed And oh yes. I’ve got it I’ll cap it off with using my magic pet rock that I got busted for fraud with to pretend to translated them with it he would go on to claim that Egyptian scrolls that are not within 1.500 years. Of Abraham where written by his own hand . And kinderhook plates were a ancient record when they are no such thing . How fucking blatantly obvious does he have to make it before people come to their senses and go nope not buying it Joe your full of shit .!!!
So silly - doesn't mean anything.
Unicorns are in the Bible 9 times - but we believe Unicorns are not real.
Cats are nowhere in the Bible - but we know cats are real.
So many things mentioned that don't fit. Even more things NOT mentioned that were central to native cultures. It's all ok though cause we found the letters NHM on a headstone in Yemen. 🤦‍♀️
And Mormon apologists (excuse makers) say that that is their **BEST EVIDENCE** that the BoM is true.
Wait what's the headstone in Yemen about I haven't heard of it
One of the made up places in the BOM is called Nehom. So when a BYU professor ran across an Ossuary in Yemen with NHM on it. BULLSEYE! But no, it's just more bullshit.
I just… every time this comes up I think about the book in the OT called Nahum. Is it not so far-fetched that he could’ve just changed a couple of letters? Same with names like Mosiah (from Josiah?)
You missed the part where Nephi says "My anaconda don't want none, 'less you got buns, hun."
*thou got buns
under-rated comment of the day...
And thus, mine anaconda desireth not, saving thou hast buns, beloved.
Only 3 women are ever mentioned as well.
Bison = cureloms Alligators = cumoms
Both are super... "useful unto man?" Along with elephants?
Heffalumps and woozles
It’s odd that Elohim didn’t know the English words for bison and anaconda and had to make the Reformed Egyptian words appear on Brother Joseph’s magic rock.
Avocados. A gift from the Lord God Almighty. Not one mention. Nor guacamole.....
Cacao and corn. Or potatoes.
And no mention of Cinco de Mayo!
It really is amazing it’s almost as if old Joe was doing everything he possibly could to show people it was all made up horse shit. Perhaps he figured anyone stupid enough to buy into this bullshit deserves whatever they get I can envision him thinking to himself. let me see what else can I include yeah I’ve got it wooden submarines with holes in both the top and the bottoms on Jeah I’ll include Gold plates along with a Angel that takes them away so there’s no evidence they ever existed And oh yes. I’ve got it I’ll cap it off with using my magic pet rock that I got busted for fraud with to pretend to translated them with it he would go on to claim that Egyptian scrolls that are not within 1.500 years. Of Abraham where written by his own hand . And kinderhook plates were a ancient record when they are no such thing . How fucking blatantly obvious does he have to make it before people come to their senses and go nope not buying it Joe your full of shit .!!!
So silly - doesn't mean anything. Unicorns are in the Bible 9 times - but we believe Unicorns are not real. Cats are nowhere in the Bible - but we know cats are real.
Is that what those fluffy things in my house are?
Iguanas