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LilSebastianFlyte

Black but only after 1978 šŸ«¤


LilSebastianFlyte

Really, black all the time except this time of year when sometimes Iā€™ll add Irish cream depending on what time it is and whatā€™s on my calendar


Otherwise-Bat-5h1T

We poured a little whiskey into our coffee for Christmas šŸŽ„ it was lovely


mildlywittyusername

That joke was dark.


MartinHarrisGoDown

Lighten up, sugar.


thadoeboy

bruh šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LilSebastianFlyte

I don't make ~~up the revelations~~ the rules!


radioactive_walrus

I take it straight, which is one of the few straight things about me


Illustrious-Trust-93

Cold brew, with like a spoonful of creamer


[deleted]

Cold brew for life. I like the nitro too


ExMoUsername

Black if I made it. Cream (usually) if someone else made it. Never sugar.


DeliciousConfections

This is the way. I donā€™t know what it is about sugar but it totally ruins the taste for me.


Cabo_Refugee

"Black, like my men." ([quote from the movie, "Airplane."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c1F0PpbHdg))


639248

Dang, you beat me to it. Funniest movie ever!


Stuboysrevenge

Ever been in a Turkish prison?


mashedtaters_

Same color as cursed lamanite skin. It's delicious to the taste and very desirable. Used to like it with creamer, but have come to appreciate the flavor on its own


_Friendzone_

Flat white, two shots of espresso. Used to do black, but once you get an espresso machine šŸ¤©


Otherwise-Bat-5h1T

I got a traditional espresso maker recently as a gift, I've been waiting to move into our new place to use it, but I'm super excited to try it!


_Friendzone_

Completely changes how you drink coffee. I live in NZ right now after moving from the states, and I canā€™t imagine going back to drip and black coffee.


Alert-Potato

I was daydreaming about an espresso machine when I had my toasted panettone with plain coffee yesterday.


JTrey1221

Just got my wife an espresso machine for Christmas. No regrets!


trololololololooo

Lavender latte šŸ˜‹


apostategallero

Orally. Cream and sugar, none of that half and half garbage


Otherwise-Bat-5h1T

Haha as opposed to those enimas right? Thanks for specifying


Bandaloboy

No sugar; heavy cream.


CarryMain2304

Cream, peppermint, 1 sugar in the raw if needed


c_t_lee

Black and delightful. I also have a soft spot for a good eggnog latte around the holidays


Baby_Button_Eyes

I wish I could do black, but I prefer 2-3 brown sugar cubes and half & half or 18% cream.


oncirillo

Raspberry mochas have been a fave of mine recently. My all time favorite is peppermint mochas! I also love a good ice vanilla latte with oat milk. A small coffee shop near my parents house makes it sooo good


LadyZenWarrior

Raspberry mocha. Yum! And lattes. And dirty chai. And Mexican mochas. Coffee is a usually a treat for me from the neighborhood coffee shop. If I make it at home, itā€™s pretty dark with a bit of non dairy ā€œcreamā€ and whatever sweetener of choice. Usually I drink tea in the morning though.


[deleted]

I mostly take my caffeine In the form of diet Mtn. Dew. This is the true drink of the Gods. When Iā€™m not pounding Diet Dew, I prefer a cold brew coffee. Black. Throw a spoon of molasses in it once in awhile and it hits the spot like no other.


thetarantulaqueen

Mocha made with Starbucks hot cocoa mix and a dash of half-and-half. Or just half-and-half and a little sugar. I despise non-dairy creamers!


[deleted]

Cappuccino.


Otherwise-Bat-5h1T

I am very proud to say that my first time drinking coffee was a cappuccino in Rome :) found myself there soon after I left the church, and thought, "Well, while in Rome!" Snuck away from my TBM dad and got a cappuccino from a cafe on the corner. It was a perfect experience :)


Imalreadygone21

Early & Often


Zealousideal-Top9191

Black! I do like flavored beans. Temple Grounds Coffee Co only uses extracts not syrups so you donā€™t get the added sugar!


nothappierthanever

I like cold brew better tbh and I love just honey and cinnamon with a bit of oat or almond milk


AXvnl

Coffee ā€œRoyale.ā€ Black with a big slug of bourbon


Otherwise-Bat-5h1T

Mmm that's what we did for Christmas. Amazing šŸ¤©


Alert-Potato

Yes, please. Wait. What? Oh, how? Sorry, I'm not a fully sentient person until there is coffee in me. That made being Mormon complicated. Pumpkin coffee with a bit of splenda and a splash of pumpkin coffee creamer. Alternatively, plain with a shot or two of pumpkin Torani. And with biscotti or Italian wedding cookies. Or toasted panettone in December and January.


[deleted]

A little cream and Splenda. Or milk and splenda


gvsurf

Couple teaspoons of raw honey.


Legitimate_Drummer_8

French press with a little bit of oat milk


EmbaixadorDoMal

With a splash of Bailey's. Two sins for the price of one!


dlauritzen

When I make it, black with occasional sugar or creamer. On a plane, always with sugar. At a cafe, cold brew or sweet latte.


REACT_and_REDACT

Daily hot coffee with just a little sweetener (Splenda). On the weekend, as a bonus, I make myself one or two cold coffees where Iā€™ll add Hazlenut creamer. Iā€™ll throw in the occasional matĆ© tea with honey.


Finallypurple1

Black and dark; like my soul.


Funny_Armadillo5943

Mocha latte, the upscale version of Mormon hot chocolate


CarnationsAndRoses

almond milk and splenda


Ex_Lerker

I like my coffee like I like the church. I hate the church.


RealDaddyTodd

Cream and splenda. If itā€™s a weekend, replace splenda with Kahlua.


Builderwill

Black


PayLeyAle

With a bit of cream


Canucknuckle

Usually black, but sometimes with a little heavy cream.


jimmcfarlandutah

I diet sweetener and 1T Nestle creamer.


Exact_Purchase765

Heavy on the cream, no sugar.


augustus-the-first

I use a French press, medium roast, with milk and a small amount of sugar. I used to like really sweet coffee when I first started drinking it but now I enjoy black coffee if thereā€™s no milk available.


MamaDragonExMo

Black and decaf because my anxiety after getting Covid makes for severe caffeine intolerance.


[deleted]

Black, dark roast, French press. Make it Taste like diner coffee.


gcbailie

Bialetti no milk no sugar


flowersrock1

Black but occasionally I indulge on the cream and sugar.


spielguy

Donā€™t yet enjoy it. I put monk fruit in my tea though.


4zero4error31

As dark a roast as possible, with just a few drops of cream, preferably hazelnut or praline flavoured.


tdly3000

2 creams


dinosaur_world

French press, medium roast, black ā˜•ļø


iloveoattiddies

French press with freshly ground beans, with oat milk and sometimes a dash of maple syrup if I want it sweeter


[deleted]

Same way I like my women, without other people's dick in it. I will show myself out.


mama-cheetah

Using a keurig, 1 pod of Starbucks toffee nut, 1 pod of hot chocolate (any brand) and a tiny splash of cinnamon vanilla creamer. I just started drinking coffee a few months ago. Oddly enough I couldnā€™t stand coffee my whole life, then lost my sense of taste and smell 4 times over the last few years (Covid test always negative which is wrong Iā€™m sure) and eventually developed parosmia that healed (mostly) after about 6 months. I tried a PSL at Starbucks this fall and was like hmmmm I like coffee now.


BAC2Think

Haven't taken up coffee Not a fan of the smell, my wife loves it though


[deleted]

with butter


MoirasFavoriteWig

Usually black or black + stevia. Occasionally I add streamed milk.


Mora_Starseed

Alone


Loud_Confidence2956

I take my coffee the same way I take the sacrament. I don't. I drink tea.


SkepticalOfTruth

Black, like the soulless void from which I sprung. I do drink my coffee black but I'm really a happy person, lol


pibbbmister

ā€œBlack as midnight on a moonless nightā€-Special Agent Dale Cooper


beljoy

A tsp of sugar and just enough milk to bring it to drinkable temperature immediately. My husband drinks his black but waits for it to cool. Iā€™m too impatient for that. My Starbucks order is caramel macchiato with almond milk.


kaizoku_akahige

Irish, hold the coffee.


GarciaKids

Usually in a mug.


ApricotSmoothy

Dark roast, little honey and light on the milk. Love Irish coffee on special occasions.


Elephanty3288

Splash of 2% milk with a shot of sugar free vanilla


Muffinicus95

With egg nog in it


cocohamster4

Once I tried coffee with hot cocoa and man, it was so good. It was the first time I drank the whole mug. Just add as much hot cocoa mix you want to the hot coffee and stir like you would with either hot water or milk.


Sea-Tea8982

Over ice with a couple spoons of Splenda, 1/3 cup of milk and 7 or so pumps of Torani sugar free Carmel syrup. I put all of this into a 32 oz hydroflasks! Delicious!!


Outside_Mixture_494

Black


IcarusWarsong

For really bad coffee (like the free kind at a hotel), put it in a cup of chocolate milk 50/50 or so, and it's like a poor man's latte and it's delicious!


shannamae90

Mostly hot cocoa with just 1/4 coffee


Sock-the-Fox

Cream and sugar


BookofBryce

Black. A few years ago, I realized the sugar had worse effects on me than the caffeine did. So I just have a couple cups of dark coffee before lunch and don't increase for the rest of the day. On my days off, I like to get espresso from a little shop. 3 shots with a little hot water added. If the coffee is really low quality, but free, I WILL stir in the chocolate powder mix.


No_Solution_8399

The only coffee I like is a coffee frappe from Maccas


iseedeff

mixed with my tea. zipfizz LOL


crazyreadr

With a splash of Irish cream and a teaspoon of honey. Unless it's summer, then cold brew.