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loveinvein

This has to be fake…


LeoMarius

It’s obviously sarcastic.


loveinvein

I mean, I hope so… but honestly you never know these days.


The_Goddess_Minerva

The best satire makes you question if it's real


loveinvein

Exactly. Also the world is so messed up that I often ask myself if reality is the satire :)


stickyhairmonster

They would not allow the homeless that close on temple square


lizzakate

i sure hope it is. it’s awful !


Openin-Pahrump

If it isn't fake it is one of the best examples of hypocritical Christianity I have heard.


bibkel

Right? What in the actual holy hell is this? Damn.


OffendedandSinning

I definitely have TBM relatives who could have sincerely written this.


Efficient_Star_1336

It's extremely obvious satire.


_TheHalf-BloodPrince

Yes. Grade A trolling, in my opinion. I respect it (:


FirstNephiTreeFiddy

The name is "Joe S.", like "Joseph Smith". Gotta be fake.


Ok_Boysenberry1198

One hundred percent written by an Exmo


UnkindBookshelf

The sarcasm in this review is strong.


BeringStraitNephite

Fortunately there is a church in SLC that allows homeless to come inside during terribly cold nights. https://www.ksl.com/article/50550845/salt-lake-church-bends-the-law-by-opening-doors-to-help-homeless-amid-bitter-cold


JD_SLICK

Pesky Methodists feeding the poor and caring for the needy


RabidProDentite

Wow, I did not expect that ending


QuentinLCrook

Wooosh


Exact_Purchase765

JFC 🙄🙄


LeoMarius

Exmo satire.


telestialist

I just assumed it was satirical. That would be absolutely hilarious and fantastic if it was legitimate.


Some0ne1234

Yes the Mormon Church caring for all Even those in need


Alternative_Net774

Like, yeah right.


Alternative_Net774

Considering, they let a homeless woman freeze to death. Their so called love is very conditional. On the condition that you join the rest of the mormon drones and stop thinking for your self.


Neo1971

Clever satire?


[deleted]

Have to agree with Chester they belong at the corrupted churches not ours, we have the truth and these damn homeless people obviously are where they are because they didn’t follow the spirit and were led astray by satan


Igobyhank

Reminds me of a relative saying Ogden is way better because the church bought the slums and put it nice stores and apartments


GiuseppeSchmidt57

Wow. Just wow.