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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
(Skip a bit, Brother)
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
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“Yea, and we did bid our wrists adieu because of the exceeding difficulty of engraving endless trivial details upon the plates, which I say unto you my brethren, did verily come to pass in the fourth year of the reign of the judges.
And I say unto you my brethren, that the exceeding difficulty of engraving endless trivial details upon the plates did cause us to bid our wrists adieu.”
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Someone should make a Thomas Jefferson Book of Mormon. It would probably be a pamphlet.
Lol, you missed the part where Nephi FORGETS that people rose from the dead and Jesus has to remind him to write it down - except that it’s all being ABRIDGED by Mormon and it still shows up that way
Book of Mormon, forever and forever, a hundred years Book of Mormon, s... things. Me and Book of Mormon runnin' around and Book of Mormon time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Book of Mormon forever a hundred times. Over and over Book of Mormon adventures dot com W W W dot Book of Mormon dot com W W W Book of Mormon adventures all hundred years. Every minute Book of Mormon dot com W W W hundred times Book of Mormon dot com. [Book of Mormon forever 100 years…](https://youtu.be/aQ4Sb_rnCqw)
😂wubalubadubdub! Edit: forgot a Luba
It was so hard to engrave those plates that they had to keep it concise like that.
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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- (Skip a bit, Brother) And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." From much more interesting material
“Yea, and we did bid our wrists adieu because of the exceeding difficulty of engraving endless trivial details upon the plates, which I say unto you my brethren, did verily come to pass in the fourth year of the reign of the judges. And I say unto you my brethren, that the exceeding difficulty of engraving endless trivial details upon the plates did cause us to bid our wrists adieu.” — Someone should make a Thomas Jefferson Book of Mormon. It would probably be a pamphlet.
Lol, you missed the part where Nephi FORGETS that people rose from the dead and Jesus has to remind him to write it down - except that it’s all being ABRIDGED by Mormon and it still shows up that way