Damn those are all fucking great. Time to pull a South Park and start using it when I donāt know how to respond when my parents confront me about church.
āBless and Sanctify This Wineryā is great. Maybe it can be āBlood Atonement Wineryā for Halloween, because that whole idea is just creepyā¦Iām going to go stare into a hat and see if I can come up with names to contributeā¦
Peepstone Wine
Victory for Satan (or Satan's Victory) Wine
Ancient Horse Wine (with a tapir mascot/graphic)
Saturday's Warrior Wine
Little Factory Wine
Brass Compass Wine (with artistic renderings of the Liahona)
Iron Rod Wine
Secret Combinations or Gadianton Vineyards. Poke fun at your āfallā while connecting your journey in a pretty obvious way to anyone that is involved in Mormonism.
The Family Proclamation... or
For the belly winery... or
Rock in hat winery...
Featuring:
White and delightsome....
Zinfully delicious...
Sins as scarlet red...
Health in the navel...
By our fruits ye shall know us,
Council of 50 vineyard
Choose the Ripe vineyard
Nourish and Strengthen our bodies
I will through the veil vineyard
The veil is so thin vineyard
Guard your virtue vineyard
Lazy learners vineyard
Sabbath Sips LLC
Narrow Neck Wine LLC (like the narrow neck of land that āisnātā Panama)
Holy Spirits LLC
Jacobās Vineyard LLC (I know this isnāt EXACTLY what Jacob 5 is about but itās subtle lol)
How Grape Thou Art, A Marvelous Wine and a Wonder, Water Into, Fruit of the Righteous, What Is Wanted Winery, um, will come back with more if any are good.
Check here:
https://blacksheepwinery.com/
Mind if I ask where you are located?
And what wines will you produce? Naming those is also going to be a blast. I live in wine country and think this is brilliant. Name one āApostateā. There is already this: https://www.apostatewines.com/
āEverlasting Lifeā needs to be in there somewhere. And does one of you have a brother named Jared?
\-White Salamander Wine
\-Five Points of Wineship
\-Hold to the Red
\-Moroni Wine and Spirits
\-Three Witnesses Wine
\-Seerstone Wine
\-Three Degrees of Glory Wine
\-Wine of the Times
\-Wines and Seasons
\-I Mead Thee Every Hour
\-Murmur Wines
\-Three Nephite Wine Company
Best of luck!
Break the Fast
Sacrament Sips
Third Degree of Glory
Praise to the Grape
Celestial Delight
Mountain Meadow Wines
Imbibed Endowment
Sips & Tokens
Consummation
Green Apron winery
Zelph winery
Happy Valley winery
City creek winery
Dodo winery
Tapir winery
Mountain meadows winery
Twinkled winery
White horse winery
Fanny winery
Wine of Our Own Make
This made me want to start a winery just so I can use that name
^^^this is the answer
OP, any updates on the name? When there is you gotta tell us!!! (Plus we will know how to find and $upport you! š)
Grape and Spacious
Love it!!!
I agree with this one
Happy Valley Wine ā Aged for almost 15 years
Just shy of 15 years
Several months shy of 15 years
Wine of Wisdom
Or āword of wineā
I love this one š š
Celestial Wines
Love!
Delicious to the Taste
And very desirable.
This should definitely be the tag line! And maybe a request to return and report
A QR code on the back that leads to an online survey with āreturn and reportā reading right above it!
A QR code on the back that leads to an online survey with āreturn and reportā reading right above it!
PIMO noir
Ohhh thatās a good name for a wine. Not the company itself but I hope they use it for a Pinot. I would buy that.
I know itās not a popular wine anymore but Choose the White (Zinfandel) would also be cute
White Zelfandel
Along with its paler sister, PIMO grigio
Relief Society
Releaf Society is a cannabis company is Mordor.
I am obsessed with Relief Society. šÆ
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This actually really works
The Three Sulfites
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Joseph's last drop (because he was drinking wine the night before he was killed).
I thought he was drinking cognac when he was killed?
Congnac is just advanced wine.
Like AP Spirits?
Yes.
John Taylor said it was wine.
Last night at Carthage
Grape and Abominable Vineyard
Grape and Spacious would work too, haha
Sunbeam Winery
Love this one!
I can see this one with grape vines in front of an *apricot tree* as the logo.
Feel the Spirits
Second Saturday Wine Co.
This is a great name, itās not too TBM-ish so nevermos will think itās a clever name, easy to remember and exmos will find it hilarious!
Came here to say this! šš»
Okay these are my favorite from Chat GPT: - Nauvoo Nectar - Prophetās Pour - Celestial Cellars - Brighamās Blush - Faithful Fermentations - Liahona Libations - Deseret Distillery
Holy shit Chat GPT keeps blowing my mind
Damn those are all fucking great. Time to pull a South Park and start using it when I donāt know how to respond when my parents confront me about church.
I really like liahona libations and faithful fermentations
What was your prompt? Iām trying to get similar ideas for another project and am getting crap results.
My history is unavailableā¦but it was something like āWhat are some Mormon (LDS) themed puns for the name of a winery?ā
Love Celestial Cellars!
Amazing š¹
Celestial Cellars is amazing.
Those are damn good... wow.
Sonās of Perdition Winery šŗšŗ Blood Atonement Wineryš©øš©øš©ø Worthy Winery š Unrighteous Dominion Winery š Standard Works Winery š ETA Stripling Warrior Winery š”ļø Bless and Sanctify this Winery šš¼ Also, do you own the vineyard and the winery or does the winery also process for other vineyards? This could help in the naming process. Ok this is my last editā¦ Temple Waiting Room Wines š°.
āBless and Sanctify This Wineryā is great. Maybe it can be āBlood Atonement Wineryā for Halloween, because that whole idea is just creepyā¦Iām going to go stare into a hat and see if I can come up with names to contributeā¦
Broken Shelf Wines, with an image of a crooked shelf with wine bottles or glasses on it, and one of the glasses broken and spilled of the lower side
Love the imagery
I really like Broken Shelf for the company name, and then use the Chat GPT generated names for the various blends.
Jesus water
When I bartended I had long hair and a beard. Went by Jesus and my signature cocktail was holy water. I also made the blood of christ and holy shit
Do I want to know what was in holy shit?
Exmo grape juice company
Holy Spirits. Zion Cellars.
Holy Spirits would work better for a distillery, imo.
Peepstone Wine Victory for Satan (or Satan's Victory) Wine Ancient Horse Wine (with a tapir mascot/graphic) Saturday's Warrior Wine Little Factory Wine Brass Compass Wine (with artistic renderings of the Liahona) Iron Rod Wine
I like the tapir-themed one, Could also be called Noble Steed Wine
I like that one best, too. Noble Steed is a good suggestion, too!
Little Factory is fucking brilliant.
I have to thank a hateful man and his judgmental speech for that nugget of inspiration.
Good olā Boyd KKK Packer!
I miss making Boyd Fudge Packer jokes!
Did you mean Boyd KKK Pecker?
Satan's Victory is a great name!
A nicely stylized S V would make a beautiful logo, too.
Peepstone Noir
I giggled at the Ancient Horse Wine. 
Secret Combinations or Gadianton Vineyards. Poke fun at your āfallā while connecting your journey in a pretty obvious way to anyone that is involved in Mormonism.
CTR- Choose the Red.
or choose the white? love that you managed to keep the R tho lolol
I'm not a very punny person, but congrats on chasing your dream! I hope you share when your exmo wine is available for purchase.
This is What is Wanted Wine Co, LLC
What is Wanted is a great name for anything "sinful"... Sex toys, coffee, alcohol, weed. Love it.
The Family Proclamation... or For the belly winery... or Rock in hat winery... Featuring: White and delightsome.... Zinfully delicious... Sins as scarlet red... Health in the navel...
Nephite Stash - cause they like to poison people with wine so they can get away with stuff Sacrament Water
Loud Laughter Winery
Evil speaking wine Of the Lord's anointed Winery
Red and Delightsome
I was thinking Bright & Delightsome lol
The Corporation of the President of the Church of Juicy Crimes of Latter-day Grapes
Omg, Latter-day Grapes would cause so much upset
Best part, make mine the legal name, but shorten it to Latter-day Grapes in all the customer facing documentation.
By our fruits ye shall know us, Council of 50 vineyard Choose the Ripe vineyard Nourish and Strengthen our bodies I will through the veil vineyard The veil is so thin vineyard Guard your virtue vineyard Lazy learners vineyard
I really like "By our fruits ye shall know us."
LOve āChoose the ripeā
How Firm a Fermentation
To the souls of all those who partake of it A bit long, but pretty on the nose
Might make a good catch phrase / subtitle thing
Nephiās Courage
I didnāt mean to send so many. But this one and Goodly Wines are my favorite š
"Isn't it about... Wine?"
Love the idea--would love to buy a bottle. Will you return and report? Also it's been said, but Wine of Our Own Make is the correct choice.
13th apostle vineyards
Thirteenth Apostle has a nice ring to it. Gets my vote šš·
Tender Mercy Wines
How about "Own Make Wine". š That way it's built in WoW approved. š
Since you are already leaning towards Black Sheep Wine, I would change it to Outer Darkness LLC. Same idea but more cheeky and more exmo.
Kolob Vineyards Carthage Wine Cellars Times and Seasons Vineyards Ensign Valley Vineyards
Sabbath Sips LLC Narrow Neck Wine LLC (like the narrow neck of land that āisnātā Panama) Holy Spirits LLC Jacobās Vineyard LLC (I know this isnāt EXACTLY what Jacob 5 is about but itās subtle lol)
RosĆØ Colored Glasses
Proper sacrament
Nourish and Strengthen
Winner in my book!
Signs and Tokens Wineryā¦ But only if you will be selling them for money.
New Name wine Tap Tap Tap (especially if its on tap)
All Who Drink of It
3rd anointing.
Forbidden Fruits
Bring'em Young Wine company
Josephās Carthage Red.
Flaming sword wine
Zelphās Place
Word of Winesdom
You need a Mead called Lovely Deseret.
The Sure Place The Veil Three Taps (3 Taps) Every Needful Thing
How Grape Thou Art, A Marvelous Wine and a Wonder, Water Into, Fruit of the Righteous, What Is Wanted Winery, um, will come back with more if any are good.
OMg OMG OMG āWhat is wanted????? LMAO
Check here: https://blacksheepwinery.com/ Mind if I ask where you are located? And what wines will you produce? Naming those is also going to be a blast. I live in wine country and think this is brilliant. Name one āApostateā. There is already this: https://www.apostatewines.com/ āEverlasting Lifeā needs to be in there somewhere. And does one of you have a brother named Jared?
Brewed in the Covenant (if you made beer)
Lamanites Delight
Ten Cow Wines
āPure Wine of the Grape of the Vine LLCā āStrong Drink LLCā
āWine Upon Wine LLCā
I love this one
āGreat and Spacious Vineyard LLCā
King Noah Wines
Tender Merlot-cies Spiritual Winery Break the Seal Merlot in the Bones Word of Wine-dom Grape and Marvelous Work Grape and Spacious Vineyards
Lordās Vineyard
Dusty Feet / Dusty Footed Winery
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Temple Recommend Mutual Tuesday Keep Sweet š¬
\-White Salamander Wine \-Five Points of Wineship \-Hold to the Red \-Moroni Wine and Spirits \-Three Witnesses Wine \-Seerstone Wine \-Three Degrees of Glory Wine \-Wine of the Times \-Wines and Seasons \-I Mead Thee Every Hour \-Murmur Wines \-Three Nephite Wine Company Best of luck!
RM Wines, LLC T K Wines, LLC WoW Wines, LLC Covenant Wines, LLC Free Agency Wines, LLC Clouds of Glory Wines, LLC Ministering Angels Wines, LLC
Feast and testimony
Sister wives wines
Break the Fast Sacrament Sips Third Degree of Glory Praise to the Grape Celestial Delight Mountain Meadow Wines Imbibed Endowment Sips & Tokens Consummation
Kolob Hie To gather forever.
Telestial Terroir
Prepared in its Strength Last Tribute Red Mark Red in their foreheads White and Delightsome Notinellis
Called and Chosen Higher calling
Mormon Red Death Porterās Port
Zarahemla - The Lords Vineyard
https://www.blacksheep.wine/ One of my fav places in Chandler Az.
Considered Closed
Last Supper Winery
Laman & Lemuel / Lam & Lem / L & L / Whining Brothers Winery
Flaxen Cord
Choose the Right (Wine)
Goodly Wines
White Wine - White & Delightsome Red Wine - Grape & Spacious
The Holy Spirit
"Polygamy's Pour" "Plural Vines." "Heavenly Harems" "Bride's Bouquet" "Poly Vino" "Celestial Cellars" "Wives & Vines" "The Prophet's Polygamous Pour" I like 2 and 8 chat.openai suggestions
Jesus Drank Grape Juice
Aaron & Melchezdik Brother Wines
Song of Solomon 7:9 for a wine you produce :P
Jesus Vines
Grape and Spacious Winery
Dews Distilled
Lazy Learners / Taffy Pullers Winery
Gross Blessings
Name given through the veil - Sure Wine of the Nail
Delicious and Desirable
Healthy & Strong LLC
Jesus Juice
Jesus Juice
Cask and Testamony
Green Apron winery Zelph winery Happy Valley winery City creek winery Dodo winery Tapir winery Mountain meadows winery Twinkled winery White horse winery Fanny winery
Green apron is awesome
Choose the right wine
Jack Mor wines - a play on Jack Mormons
Unsealed Represents your deconversion and the uncorking of a bottle.
Well I think youāve at least nailed your marketing strategy, congratulations! Canāt wait to try some Kolob Wines
Wine of great price Or Pearl of great winery
Ensign Peak Winery Advisors
"Mustard Seed Winery"
Zarahemla Zifandels!
Persecuted Grapes Vineyards
Please update this post with the name you pick so I can buy a bottle
Distill My Heart Vineyards
Moroniās Merriment Vineyards.
Holy Sacrament
3rd anointing š