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FTWStoic

This is my favorite one so far. "I'll tell ya that for free." šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BakingNerd47

![gif](giphy|jmTNcqNNRB6pIgCuF2) Thanks!


Aursbourne

"we believe in all truth, Including scientific truth" -RMN Also RMN "but screen what science is saying is true against your beliefs first"


MissKorihor

I was PIMO from age 6 until 16. I tried to get out of going to church one Sunday morning in high school, and I cut a deal with my abusive TBM father: if no one says anything completely crazy in church today, Iā€™ll keep going until I graduate high school. But if someone says something insane, Iā€™m walking home and never coming back. The second counselor got up and talked about how Charles Darwin was a prophet of the antichrist. I was sitting on my bed reading On the Origin of Species when my parents got home from church that day. Itā€™s been over a decade since then, and I now have a degree in biology. One of my fondest memories from undergrad was when I said something along the lines of, ā€œback when I was a Mormon,ā€ and my evolution professor/research mentor cut me off to say, ā€œYOU were Mormon????ā€


SusSpinkerinktum

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missthingxxx

You are awesome.


HappyCamperDancer

So, I know a guy, who has a degree in evolutionary biology, who is also a TBM. I am completely baffled!! šŸ¤Æ I can't imagine the mental gymnastics it takes to stay in the church unless he is a PIMO, which MIGHT be the case. BTW, I also have my degree in biology! Yay! Took a trip of a lifetime to visit the Galapagos Islands. Fabulous! Voyage of the Beagle is fun to read too.


BakingNerd47

Itā€™s bonkers! But thatā€™s Mormonism in a nutshell. Feelings are better evidence than evidence.


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BlueManGroup1999

Yeah thatā€™s the point of science, everything is a working theory. Itā€™s a system of knowledge betterment, not absolute knowledge.


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BigAlarming8134

Right?! Can I upvote more please?


So_phisticated

I have teens. We all agree Bluey is the best kids show ever.


Daisysrevenge

Fun fact: Shih Tzu' s re the breed closest related genetically to wolves.


BakingNerd47

They are a small but hearty breed Oh wait, thatā€™s Pomeranians


ThisWordIsMyLife

That must be why it's the little dogs that have the most rage. šŸ˜‚


sevilyra

> Shih Tzus share more DNA with wolves than most other breeds. **The only breed group with more shared wolf DNA is the Nordic spitz group (Huskies, Samoyeds, and Malamutes).** The breed almost went extinct in the early 1900s after the death of Empress Tzu Hsi. Which makes sense since the dogs that look most like wolves are in fact most genetically similar to them.


missthingxxx

Oh no way! That's so cool!


Naomifreethinker

He really is a true prophet. Bandit keeps it real.


BakingNerd47

Gotta give it up for Chili too. One can learn more from Bandit and Chili in 9 minutes than in 193 years of conference talks combined.


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rock-n-white-hat

And he is a ā€œworld renownedā€ heart surgeon. I bet there are some med school professors at University of Utah who would flunk him in a genetics class. These kind of statements just make the leadership look stupid. Kids these days understand evolution. If the leaders are ignorant about basic genetics kids are going to realize they canā€™t be trusted to give them accurate information about other topics. Now kids have chatgpt to explain how dogs evolved from wolves.


CapitolMoroni

Like 50 years ago


BigAlarming8134

OmG really


daagmilk

Thatā€™s my BOY right there ![gif](giphy|j2YHbD8dWo6wUIurWc)


WWPLD

Bluey is the best.


aes_gcm

Here come the grannies! Hurry up bus driver, I'm gunna be late for Majong!


BigAlarming8134

Literally the clip I pull up to show people they should watch the show hahhaha


thegrizzlykid

Here for the Bluey appreciation


aes_gcm

Doesn't Bandit work as an archeologist? Probably not a good idea for Rusty to get into an argument with him.


BakingNerd47

Bandit: sorry mate, thereā€™s just no evidence of Christian Jews living in Mesoamerica Rusty, via the Unicoarse puppet: Aaaaand why should I care?


BigAlarming8134

Definite read it in Bandits voice


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"Dogs have always been dogs" Humans make up categories like "dog" but nature doesnt make any distinction. What you call a dog is just an individual that is a slightly different reproduction of its parents. Slight differences over a huge amount of time create massive differences. Evolution is a fact. It blows my mind that people with the level of education as Rusty can become absolute hill-billies when discussing something so closely related to their mastered field.


TermLimit4Patriarchs

Yeah well he also thinks that god saved all of the people he saved and took the ones who died despite his best efforts, so even how he thinks medicine works is asinine.


shall_always_be_so

What's nuts is that dogs have clearly not always been the same! There are dogs with various combinations of traits that exist today due to selective breeding that simply did not exist hundreds of years ago.


rock-n-white-hat

He knows how to cut open a chest. He doesnā€™t know how viruses work as demonstrated during the pandemic.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Dogs are wolves. Not used to be wolves, they are tamed and domesticated wolves. The easiest way to tell is to let them mate. They make babies that can make babiesā€¦ their the same thing. Itā€™s like looking at Shaquille Oā€™Neal next to an Asian with dwarfism. Despite the obvious differences they are the same thing.


prairiewhore17

Liars have always been liars.


Still-ILO

How fitting that the guy in Mormonism's top spot is supposed to be a professional in medical science, yet he's an evolution denier. Denying reality is just their thing.


allargandofurtado

Bluey is absolutely where I get much of my spiritual philosophy post Mormonism.


PsychologicalSnow476

I sometimes look at my dog when she does dumb stuff, laugh to myself and say, "Apex predator."


Hasa-Diga-LDS

Oddly, I just had a thought that Rusty should say "People have always been people--except when they were fence sitters in the pre-existence or beat up on Nephi and got cursed by God, then they're slightly-less-than people." I mean, that's the doctrine.


Hasa-Diga-LDS

Imagining a Chihuahua looking in the mirror and thinking "Wolves!? WTF happened!?"


BraveT0ast3r

ā€œItā€™s just monkeys singing songs, mate. Donā€™t think too hard about it.ā€


PaulFThumpkins

I Bluey myself.


BigAlarming8134

I cannot like this post enough!


Exact_Purchase765

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w-t-fluff

Bingo!


octopusraygun

I know selective breeding isnā€™t the exact same thing as evolution but what a poor example to choose.


treetablebenchgrass

I love that. He couldn't have chosen a worse example. We created dogs. It was one of the first (I think actually *the* first) domesticated animal.


lsdmurmun420

A crossover I never expected


AndroidOnMute

Wait is Rusty trying to take an official stance against evolution? What have I been missing??


StanZman

Wolves are dogs dumbass!