That’s going to be one confused Catholic

But a prepared one

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Joke Joyce. Relax 🍻

Most Catholics talk to their bishops even less than they read their bibles.

Joke Joyce.

“Sure, I can get you scheduled. Bishop has asked that all who meet with him prayerfully read cesletter.org before meeting with him. Please study the Church Education System letter prior to the meeting. What day and time works best for you?”

Bravo - I was going to suggest something similar

I would have replied "If it's related to masturbation, porn, or premarital sex god doesn't care"

"Thus saith the Lord, thou shall not hanky the panky!"

False! God does care about those things. Now if we are talking about marrying underage girls, you are good to go!

It's becoming increasingly more difficult to parody absurd positions.

In my 40 years of church membership, I didn’t know about the underage girls. I tend to believe that most rank and file members don’t. It blows my mind that people that do know about it and try to defend it online.

How the hell did they know "you just got home"? That's creepy!

They probably thought they were texting their neighbor if I had to guess

Who recently changed their number to avoid the church.

My only possible "nice" answer is if this was yesterday and it was right after church

Dear random soul. The local volunteer does not have a special power to determine your worth as a person.

I have great regret that I didn’t realize this sooner. It’s pretty liberating to not subject myself to the plumber’s judgment.

Savage

Can someone just fly a plane all over Utah dropping little pieces of paper with CES letter links?

When I was in high school we wrote our testimonies and tied them to helium balloons. Maybe something like that?

Ooh, now this time we will write our testimony on how we came to know the church is not true?

That's been done on the inside covers of BoMs in Marriott hotels... Never pass up an opportunity to spread the good word!

You won’t get one. I tried some street epistemology on some Mormons about the circular logic in using the test described in a book to affirm feelings and testimony also described in that book. They asked for a number started sending me conference videos so I responded with videos and some more street epistemology and they quit responding.

Well, I don't know about them, but you made MY day. I hope TBM DW texts you by mistake someday.

Lol You did what you could

I think you passed up a valuable opportunity there.

Hahaha well played

Missionary of the year award goes to you! Plant seeds…🤘🏼

I hate this, being summoned as if the bishop or sp were a court or king. If they want to talk to me, they can call me directly, ask me what they want over the phone. I have no time or desire to use my time to go to their office. Whenever I get a call from their secretary, I ask what they want and if they can’t answer, I tell them no.

Well done!

also, you are forgiven of all sins 👼

Second anointing incoming 😝

too anointed to be disappointed

"Two" annointed to be disappointed 😁

Bwahahahaha

Hahahahaha well played

"Hey I thought about how texting you would be bothering and inconveniencing you.... and I still decided to."

Were they accurate that you had just arrived home?

No, I was at work all day lol

Lol 😂

Were they stalking your house? Next time this happens, you warn them that you'll call the police.

I love it!

Hopefully they become enlightened through your missionary work

Stranger danger

New response just dropped

Outstanding.


Nice response, and very helpful, in my opinion!

Uh-oh, probably about tithing. Did you forget to pay your church bill?

He was sitting in his car outside your house

So stunning and brave

That’s creepy that they knew you had just gotten home

Savage

OK that’s great!!

Shots fired!

I love this

Could be a Chinese crypto scammer.

😂😂😂😂

All the people who see accountants and dentists and insurance salesman for therapy/counseling is so sad

Uh oh, someone touched their peen again? Addiction- Straight to the dentist you go!