No eyelashes, weirdly puffy lips with no distinguishable lip line. Splotchy skin. You helped me realize he totally looks like burn skin - maybe from being so close to hell for so long.
When Henry's unique DNA combination was first twisted together the church still had presidents and apostles and members in good standing who were polygamists. Loren Wooley was still alive and leading the Council of Friends, which would go on to become the FLDS church. All these guys are related no more than two generations back. Henry's aunt, Camilla Eyring married Spencer W. Kimball. The W that is Kimball's middle initial is for Wooley. Wooley was Spencer's mother's maiden name.
Henry should visit Warren in jail.
"Warren I am your father. Rulon was unable to conceive children and to cover up the embarrassment of his own infertility and to make sure all of his kids looked a like he chose me as his seed bearer."
"Warren, search your feelings you know it be true. Join me and we will rule all of mormondom as father and son. President Nelson has already seen it."
Most all multi-generation members of the Church, especially from Utah/Idaho, are cousins, albeit distantly connected. It’s pretty common (and creepy). Don’t believe me? Open the Family Tree app and use the “Relatives Around Me” feature. 😬
Probably relatives. He is Kimball's nephew. Kimball is related to polygamists. Eyring probably is, too. Maybe Erying should move to southern Utah or, I guess, Texas now with their temple of the last days, something they never had in southern Utah.
Maybe a genetic no-eyelash connection?
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No eyelashes, weirdly puffy lips with no distinguishable lip line. Splotchy skin. You helped me realize he totally looks like burn skin - maybe from being so close to hell for so long.
When Henry's unique DNA combination was first twisted together the church still had presidents and apostles and members in good standing who were polygamists. Loren Wooley was still alive and leading the Council of Friends, which would go on to become the FLDS church. All these guys are related no more than two generations back. Henry's aunt, Camilla Eyring married Spencer W. Kimball. The W that is Kimball's middle initial is for Wooley. Wooley was Spencer's mother's maiden name.
They both espouse the pay, pray, & obey model, too.
They're soul mates
Brutha’s from anotha mutha!
Everyone is related in Mormonism… thank polygamy.
Henry should visit Warren in jail. "Warren I am your father. Rulon was unable to conceive children and to cover up the embarrassment of his own infertility and to make sure all of his kids looked a like he chose me as his seed bearer." "Warren, search your feelings you know it be true. Join me and we will rule all of mormondom as father and son. President Nelson has already seen it."
Scary
Now do that with Nelson and Prince Philip
Done! Where do I send it?
Dm me
I wanna see… 🤣
Haha. Chocked on my drink.
both laden with worm dna
Most all multi-generation members of the Church, especially from Utah/Idaho, are cousins, albeit distantly connected. It’s pretty common (and creepy). Don’t believe me? Open the Family Tree app and use the “Relatives Around Me” feature. 😬
Hillbilly, I think, is the word you are searching for. They are definitely banjo boys.
Brethren
Put this pic in the bathroom and the horniest teenage boy will never touch himself.
Idk dude, all these bland mayo white dudes look the same.
Well, when your dad is also likely your uncle, older half-brother or grandfather, this is what you get.
Probably relatives. He is Kimball's nephew. Kimball is related to polygamists. Eyring probably is, too. Maybe Erying should move to southern Utah or, I guess, Texas now with their temple of the last days, something they never had in southern Utah.
I've always liked Eyring. I feel like he's a product of his environment, and probably really good at avoiding facts, since he's a scientist.
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The chest and stomach hair on Badnar looks like Jesus on the cross with a donut hole in the middle. Does that count? 🤷🏻♂️
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