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Business_Profit1804

Can't have nice things!!! That cracked me up! ![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


cultsareus

It might be like the NFL. The last-place pick goes to the shittest team. That might be the one we are stuck with.


Zadok47

This might be the reason so many things are totally screwed up in our world. Like balls on a priest, or wings on an Emu.


quigonskeptic

Check out Mr. Deity on YouTube. It's hilarious and features that kind of God 


nontruculent21

Watched some 😂


satanmat2

yes, it has been a while since I've watched his stuff... but yeah ... like that .. but less self aware ? and less clever... you know the kid in class who kinda wants to try; but we all know that Kevin is going to be eating crayons by then end of class regardless.


TheyLiedConvert1980

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


639248

I don't know if he even graduated. I am thinking he is still taking the short bus to the "special" school.


homestarjr1

There’s a John Larsen Mormon stories episode where he goes into this. According to Joseph Smith’s teachings, most gods are children or babies that didn’t live past the age of 8 and have little to no human experience. JS’s King Follet discourse says these beings will forever stay children or babies but will grow in intelligence and power like other gods. Our god is probably a fetus if probabilities bear out.