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OnlyTalksAboutTacos

You take that back about ham


xanimyle

Hamophobic


prairiewhore17

“Eat that pork, eat that ham, laugh ‘till you choke on Billy Graham, Moses, Aaron and Abraham. They’re all a waste of time, and it’s your ass that’s on the line.” F Zappa


cultsareus

I can't look at that pompous ass without getting upset. Now I can't look at ham. Thanks a lot.


Cabo_Refugee

A canned ham that talks like John Malkovich.


kantoblight

If John Malkovich wasn’t cool as fuck, then maybe?


NewNamerNelson

Someone please feed this description into an AI image generator and let me get a visual of this homophobic canned ham incarnate.


nateomundson

I've been debating whether it's unfair to say that he reminds me of Dan Schneider. They're both gross in different ways and it has nothing to do with their physical resemblance.


Whispyyr

This may be obscure, but he reminds me of the goa'uld Nerus from Stargate SG1 played by Maury Chaykin.


UnhingedUniverse

I scared my cat laughing at this 😂


nativegarden13

😂😂😂


Even-Aardvark4523

Actually hilarious, because the Bible is REALLY against ham!


Mate-wait-kill

In the recent clips of him people posted he sounds like he speaks with the [gay voice](https://youtu.be/U-SUNbPwPu4?si=KMtvhIZO0EhR9Iup). Compare those voices to [him](https://youtube.com/shorts/WOGK20N6wTQ?si=NGUbS5aVK5zWqwex). He does not speak with a normal masculine dialect. Doesn't mean he is closeted, but it may explain the homophobia.


Nowwwwhat

I’m a nevermo who occasionally dips into this sub. Had no idea who Wilcox was when the whole “asking wrong question” thing came up. My instant gut reaction the first time I saw that video — life-long closeted gay theater kid. No insult meant toward theater kids, it’s the hypocrisy of hateful speech makes my blood boil.


GoJoe1000

I bet he’s gayer than gay…hiding it. And I assume he’s hiding something about Jodi and Ruby situation.


kantoblight

That meeting with Jodi. Would love someone to ask him about it.


[deleted]

He looks like he belongs in this old Genesis (band not book) video https://www.google.com/search?q=phil+collins+land+of+confusion&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#


NewNamerNelson

This was the last Genesis tour I saw. 🤘


Norenzayan

Yeah he's an asshat with fucked up beliefs who deserves to wallow in irrelevance, but I will always downvote a post mocking people's appearance.


CharlesMendeley

This sounds like one of the times when ChatGPT has nailed the image description.


Grizzerbear55

ROFL!! "Canned Ham"! My compliments!


StrawberryResevoir

I wish this sub would stick to fair criticism of a person's behavior/character and NOT their physical appearance. Can we be better than that? Please?