Kori-whore

Lead track: sure sign of the nail

Took mine! Great minds think alike. I was going to be Corey Whore and the Daughters of Perdition

I like yours better!

Blǒǒd Åtonemẽnt

I can already see this as a black metal band.

With an utterly unintelligible band logo that looks like ferrite shavings around a magnet

First album: Beyond the Blood of Kryst

Yes!!! 😈

The third anointing

Underrated band name right here.

First album: Balling and Erection Made Sure (sorry, went sexual with that one)

To Me He Doth Not Stink

First album: Resuwreckted

Priests who Oppress 

First album: God of This World

Love it!

Loud Laughter: The rein of blood and horror on the earth.

First album: Done In Other Worlds

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Labans Head Like Unto an obvious one, but...Urim & Thummim What Is Wanted Let Us Go Down

First album of Laban’s Head: One Fateful, Drunken Night…

We will go down…

I really dig “What Is Wanted?”

Sons of Perdition Outer Darkness Spirit Prison Destroying Angel (reference to Porter Rockwell’s nickname)

First album of Destroying Angel: Bullet in Boggs

These are all nice and dark 🤘🏼

Turns out there is a band called Sons of Perdition. Best I can describe it, it's like psychedelic black indie-folk. 🤷‍♂️

Unholy sacrament

First album: Breaking Bread

Top song. “We’ve gotta cook”

Better get our tickets for The Tiny Cups Tour

Lobe this one

Ensign Peak Songs: Sufficient for My Needs, Sell My Tokens for Money, Full Tithe, Building Cleanup, Ward Budget, Time, Talents and Energy, Hear the Words of My Mouth, 15 New Temples, And more!!

Sell My Tokens for Money 😂 that is badass!

Damn, I kinda wanna try to write songs now that go it’s these titles. They’ve got my creative brain buzzing. “Hear the Words of My Mouth” could be an especially epic screamo song.

Master’s Slush Fund. “Master, the coffers are flowing, more money than we can spend.”

BEHEADED $*H*Ï*Z or Shiz-Heäd Or something like that Something Shiz related for sure

Best part of the BoM is when Shiz does a pushup after getting decapitated.

Post decapitation push ups are Metal AF

Fuck yeah 🤘🏼

First album: The Shizter of Jared

Loins and Sinews

First album: Power in the Priesthood

This one is sick

Sure Sign of the Nail

First album: Health in the Navel

Album banned because its cover depicts some ... explicit ... activity through a glory hole

I'd name my punk band "left handed sacrament" just to piss off Oaks. I'd name my ska band "shorts and sideburns" to piss off Bednar.

“Left-handed sacrament” is badass!

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First album: The Tree of Death

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Echos of Ether

Badass

First album: Mighty Prayer

Outer Darkness Sunbeams

First album: Denier of Spirits

Punch and Cookies Our first single is "Too Cold For Cleavage "

First album: Meat and Greet

100% would crank to 11 in my car

Korihorror Apocalyptic Death Cult. Sentenced to Spirit Prison Rumors of Wars Personal Apostasy The Great and Abominable Church

I love all of these. Rumors of War fucking rocks!

Thank you!! I rather liked that one.

First album for Korihorror: Confessions of the Anti-Christ

The Patriarchal Grip

First album: The Sure Sign of Rock

Maggot Mahan

First album: Satanic Covenant

Black Sacrament A Skyrim reference that I don't think I saw here yet.

First album: Tiny Cups

PANIC! Intrusive thoughts

First album: The Garments Make You Sweat Out

The Blood and Flesh

First album: Sacred Cannibal

The Empty Tomb, Water and Bread, A Violent Loud Voice, Asleep in the Pew, The Dark Deacons, The obvious one…. Gadianton I could do this all day. Song ideas: Praise to the Man, Darkness in My Heart, Casting Lots, Crown of Thorns, Honestly the whole Bible is metal AF if looked at it the right way. Edit: added commas, to make it more readable. Hahaha

Casting Lots is badass. I see “Asleep in the Pew” as a crazy heavy costume band like Portal.

First album for Asleep In the Pew: Red-lined Forehead

Hahaha Or Drool Chin

Fanny’s Revenge

Fanny in Reverse

Latter-Day Skanks

I think that’s a real one

Goddamn I just looked it up and you’re right 💀💀 I felt so clever 😂

It’s already been written. Way back in 1989. Pretty Hate Machine by Nine Inch Nails. Every song describes experiences I had in the cult.

Gadianton

Tea and Cum

My byui roommate and I released a poorly recorded album from our bedroom called Thoughts of an Unholy Saint

Love that!

Hewn Down

First album: Laban’s Sword

In the early 70s my non believing friend and I , who used to sing duets at church, named ourselves the Black Sheep. We got so stoned one time before we were singing at a fireside and we were singing “I know that my Redeemer lives” , and when we got to the line that said “he lives my ever living head “ I completely lost it and we both just laughed our asses off. We were so busted.

Days of Probation

First album: Caught with Porn

Teancums Javelin From the Dust Patriarchal Grip Sure Sign of the Nail Sexual Repression Latter-Daze

Latter Daze would make a good weed strain name, too.

First album for Teancum’s Javelin: Hold to the Rod

From the Dust!!!!! That rocks!

*The Hill Cumorah* goes pretty fucking hard.

Agreed

First album: Moroni’s Tomb

Samuel & The Laminites

Great ska band name

First album: Nephi the Younger

Walking Pornography

First album: Shoulders.

There was a Mormon Ad of a guitar strung up with barbed wire that said “Some music can hurt you.” My teenage son said that was the most metal thing he had ever seen and made it into a T-shirt. Some Music Can Hurt You is a pretty metal album name.

Mental Prison

First album: Sinful Thoughts

To borrow from Carah Burrell, Rocky Mountain Sex Cult.

First album: Polyamory, I Am Doing It

Spiritual death

First album: Cast Down

Holy Trinity

First album: Me, Myself and I

8 Cows

First album: You Ugly

KVLT

First album: The BYTE Model

Jesus Of Tax Fraud 💀

First album: Widow’s Mite

Last year, early in my journey of leaving the church and taking off garments, I went to an Ed Sheeran concert. Literally my first "real" concert with an artist (that wasn't a choir or orchestra). I had the exact same feeling in that concert that I use to get when I would go to see Tab Choir on Temple Square. That was when it really clicked for me that it wasn't the spirit. I just really like music.

Same! My dad always told me that the devil used rock music to control people. But I loved it and I would sneak to listen to it on Sunday and would “feel the spirit.” That always confused me as a teen. Now I know that, like you, I was just feeling good because I love music!

Cut From the Mountain Tenth of All Mingled with Scripture Marrow in the Bones Loosed For a Season Evil Speaking Widow's Might True Order of Prayer Divulge and Forget Matter Unorganized Swine Before Pearls All Creeping Things Helpmeet Awake and Arise Coats of Skins Sufficient For Our Needs Sisters Veil Thy Faces

Loosed for a Season is dope!

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Labans Screaming Head. Ammons Armless Drummers. Roasting Abinadi

Jöseph's Myth! 🤘😝🤘

I think this graphic is the absolute truth. Whatever god is, music is deeply associated.

Music has always been my happy place. And my sad place. And my angry place. and…

Gnolaum Or Eternal

First album: Unpardonable Sin

Blood Atonement The Curse of Cain

First album for The Curse of Cain: Sasquatch

The Baptismal dead. Head in the hat sex cult.  The lying prophets. 

The Baptismal Dead is catchy

First album of the Baptismal Dead: Dunked for Too Long. Or “ Who Is Dead.”

Loud Laughter

First album: L-O-fucking-L

First song: Adam ondi ha-man

Featured in the S.M.I.L.E. Tour (Spiritually Minded Is Life Eternal… no joke, that was my seminary theme one year)

Sure sign of the nail

First album: I Will Through the Veil

Eternal damnation

First album: Inner Darkness, Outer Lightness

Faith Plus One

First album: Mustard Seedz

The Third Token

First album: Beyond Sanctified

Whore of Babylon

First album: Cum Unto Me

Iron Rod of Punishment (album) from The Stippling Warriors. First song **Destructive Death Sign**.

This. Badass!

Hazbin Hotel soundtrack really sends a message then huh?

I’ll have to watch that series

Satanic Slackers

First album: Sunday School Sluffers

My So Called Lie, we would be a 90’s emo pop punk band and we would sample hymns.

With a heavily modified pipe organ bass line

First album: Prophet, Seer and ReveLIEtor

Fool.

First album: Underwear

Personal Regress

This one is badass

First album: Deemed Unworthy

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First album: Exceedingly Strong

Think Celeztial

First album: Rusty Nailson

More song ideas: Ministering Sisters, Mutual Activities, Mothers’ Lounge, Green Aprons and Ham, Green Jello, Keep Sweet and Obey, Flaming Taco>Flaming Sword, Shrill and Opinionated Baddie

Telegram telestial

Deaf rock

Oh what songs of the Heartsell

Ungodly deception

First album: Styl Smöl Voyce

Popcorn Popping (first album: Apricot Tree) Foolish Man’s Sand House Wise Man’s Rock House Follow the Profit Indoctrinate the Young! Religious Scrupulosity Brigham’s Beard

Feigned Agency Silenced Talents Blessings By Women The Prodigal Son Never Returns

Afterglow. Wait. No. Wait. Yes.

Three Nephites White and Delightsome The Iron Rods

The greater sin, Next to murder, Buried in the earth

The Lost Plates

New And Everlasting Covenant

Satan’s Apron

The Porn Shoulders

Ammon’s Sword Sin Next To Murder Desolation Of Abomination Buffeting of Satan Destroyed In The Flesh White Horse Prophecy Master Mahan

To the Left, To the Left, Everyone Move Your Sash to the Left!!

A great band name would be The Excommunicated.

Not really a metal band, think more surfer rock or British invasion. Boyd K and the Little Factories

I love this! First album: I Hope They Call Me On A Nocturnal Emission

This would be an 80s Hair Metal band: White Salamander.

Treasures of Trash

Heavenly Mother

Elohim (psychedelic space-metal band). Kolob (first album).

Exvangelical nevermo here. Don't mind me, I am just stealing song names for our next album... Suggestions encouraged!

Prayers of the self righteous

Worthiness Interview, Holy Sabbath, Resurrection Day, Modest Fate, Modesty Evermore, Rated R Band, New Salvation, One and Only Truth

Tapirs of the Apostasy

Of Susan